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Reddit is unironically responsible for this shit.

>> No.27723877
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shouldnt we be happy about that?
die as you lived

>> No.27723976

>>27723655
How do people like this even obtain these sums of money? Can't even spell the word 'waste' properly and still worth over 550k? Unironically how do they do it?

>> No.27724152

>>27723976
maybe an inheritance or he really YOLO'ed all of his years of savings and stonk funds into it.

>> No.27724161

>>27723976
Probably got lucky with shitcoins like the rest of the retards here

>> No.27724234

>>27723655
dude can't even speak english lmao

>> No.27724236

>>27723655
Even if this is a fake post, there are people that actually do shit like this. Why you would gamble all of your fucking money is beyond me.

>> No.27724306

>>27723655

millenial inheritance

>> No.27724364

>>27723655
Its fake e-begging looking for handouts

>> No.27724488

>>27723655
woah
cool

>> No.27724680

>>27723655
You can earn money back, but you will always be a coward. It will never leave you. The shame will stay with you until the grave.

>> No.27724713
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>Please just respond pleas

>> No.27724847

show waist and vegana

>> No.27724867

>>27724680
I must be too autistic to understand

>> No.27724922

why did elon even get involved in this mess?

>> No.27724962

>>27723976
Parents probably paid for his uni degree or his first house so he just funnelled his paychecks in savings

>> No.27725038

Save me Elon! I’m financially ruined!

>> No.27725126

>>27723655
>shitless profile pic
>hate to waist

>> No.27725132

>>27724680
t. lost his ass on GME following some faggot psyop shill named deep fucking value

>> No.27725160

>>27723976
depending on age, if you save very poorly your whole life and hit retirement, you could have about half a million in your account

>> No.27725278

>>27723655
you know it came from reddit when its blurred out like that. fucking faggots.

>> No.27725291

>>27725132
You will lose so much more valuing the mentality of a coward. I know from experience. The missed opportunities. The regrets. The wasted life. It's true that they say a coward dies thousands of times while a brave man only dies once.

>> No.27725475

Fucking indian larper lol.

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>>27725291
>down 60,000 in unrealized potential gains over the past 4 months purely because I had paper hands and everything ended up going up in the long run

>> No.27725552

>>27723655
Imagine gambling that much on a meme. I have like 2k in crypto while wage slaving and can’t even afford a small house in the middle of nowhere. Fuck these idiots.

>> No.27725628

>>27725475
I kiss your hole body

>> No.27725683

>>27725291
a brave man acknowledges his losses and realizes when he fucked up and steps down and out; he doesnt throw all his savings into bullshit meme stocks because of his greed either. that isnt bravery, it's hubris.

>> No.27725735

>>27724306
That’s the dumbest shit I ever read. Millennials inherited debt, loans, lack of work because of their greedy ass boomer parents and degenerate brainwashing.

>> No.27725783

>>27723655
But Mark Cuber said to hodl!!!

>> No.27725869

>>27723655
Good.
The weak are meat, and the strong do eat.

>> No.27725883

>>27723976
I swear to god its that trust fund gook with no personality who always talks about the latest crapple products and obsesses over elon musk. Every time.

>> No.27725914

>>27723976
There is plenty of money to borrow tight now

>> No.27725919

>>27725291
>game of thrones quotes
bloody fucking hell lmao. you people cannot stop.

>> No.27725984

>>27724922
Melvin were shorting Tesla back in 2016, keeping the price down and therefore making it harder for Tesla to raise capital. Musk linked a WSB post about the short squeeze as a payback to Melvin

>> No.27726013

>>27723976
>trust fund baby
>bros it up in "school"
>works out
>becomes igram influencer
>sells or trades in drugs
Yea, as much as I detest these people out of envy (not a good personal trait, I know), they have life on easy street. All they need is an IQ slightly higher than the users around them (so like 105-110 IQ), and they'll easily be able to accrue capital with the natural leg up they've been given in this world. It's the same for a lot of the successful igram sluts living in mansions, etc. They had a lot of helping hands (inb4 giving helping hands LOL) along the way, and coupled with good looks and just a slight mental edge over the complete tards around them, can make BANK. But, as you can see, that slight edge can't compete with the likes of hedge fund managers and mathematicians who work in HF an derivatives. Also, these people are conditioned to go along with memes and the flow (because that's how their hustle works). Herd mentality doesn't work, though, when they're up against people with far more intelligence and resources than them, i.e. Wall Street.

>> No.27726125

>>27725683
A brave man does not acknowledge his losses, a civil man does. What good will civility do you when the enemy cheats, and is working towards your ultimate destruction? A brave man keeps fighting even when denied by the world. And is it greed to hold until the stock is worthless? Greed goes both ways shill.

Panic selling to save your ass is greed. Standing by your brothers to the bitter end is courage.

>> No.27726138

>>27724922
He's weaponizing redditors like France uses Africans

>> No.27726143

>>27726013
best post in this thread

>> No.27726292

>>27723976
Because it's obviously a larp, you pleb.

>> No.27726319

>>27726013
This. Hedge funds have unlimited money. The federal reserve is using Blackrock to pump markets. They gave (((Larry Fink))) blackrock ceo trillions of dollars. He literally controls the entire world economy now. They use the Aladdin system which is artificial intelligence high frequency algorithm trading. Human traders have been phased out. Hedge funds only need like 3 employees now. The game is rigged. Its like a retard playing chess against the most advanced super computer. You cannot beat them.

>> No.27726368

>>27723976
Probably call options, suicides are always options. 750K down 578 is very possible if you say bought 300calls and now down 230 on them.

Elon Musk is also a cunt who is encouraging idiots to destroy their lives.

>> No.27726440

>>27723976
They jump from risky investment to risky investment, and get lucky. Until they don't.

>> No.27726565

>>27723655
WHY DO RETARDS EVEN DO THIS? WHY DO YOU WANT TO STICK IT TO THE MAN? JUST BE SAFE WITH YOUR MONEY RETARDS. DON'T BUY MEME STOCKS JUST TO HURT STUPID HEDGIES.

>> No.27726607

>>27726125
This delusional cope has to be bait

>> No.27726839

>>27723976
inheritance, daddy's girl/mommy's boy, grandparents with no use for the money, rich relatives to ask for etc.

>> No.27726943

>>27723877
Based sudoku method

>> No.27726987

>>27723976
When is /biz/ going to learn that having wealth and being moderately financially successful does not at ALL imply being intelligent or making smart financial decisions. the majority of the top 5% are just trust fund babbies who inherited their wealth like this fag

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So that is where all the Qtards went, huh

>> No.27727039

>>27726839
Yea there is no way to be retarded enough to yolo a half a million of your hard earned money into an obvious pump and dump on a dead company. It had to be inherited or he made some crazy gains on tesla calls last year

>> No.27727066

>>27723655
wtf I love reddit now

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https://rumble.com/vd4avh-episode-47-dogecoin.html

Stop sucking Elon's dick

>> No.27727285

>>27724364
Yeah, he changes the dollar amount in other posts. Liar.

>> No.27727390

>>27725547
Look on the bright side, you could be like those bag holders on here or Reddit who lost everything

>> No.27727436

>>27723976
>A fool and his money are soon parted

>> No.27727539

>>27727285
link?

>> No.27727608
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>>27726125
Listen to me:

Ignore these people. Diamond hands are called diamond for a reason. If it was easy we wouldn't be here. You only lose if you sell right now so DON'T. The squeeze hasn't remotely begun to be squoze and you close those eyes and you know I'm telling you the truth. You feel that? That's the feeling of us making a fucking difference. The battlefield is littered with those who couldn't survive this. You're a survivor so fucking act like it. Wake up, man up, nut up and shut up soldier. We're in the Endgame now. This is where Ironman had a decision to make - be a bitch or be a fucking hero. This is your time to be the fucking hero. This is your time to take their fucking gauntlet and snap them out of existence. THIS IS WHERE WE STAND TOGETHER. You're definitely not a loser greedy douchebag who ignored every single sign that the stock was tanking. So STAND TALL, STAND PROUD AND STAND UP SOLDIER. YOU ARE REPRESENTING EVERYONE ON WSB.

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>>27723655
Good.
Fuck reddit.

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>>27727608

Diamond? Shit man my hands are made of fucking Neutronium

>> No.27727977

>>27727285
well, the market does change so he could be down different amounts at different times lol..

>> No.27727979

Bros
These HAVE to be Chinese shitposters
They just HAVE to be

>> No.27728097

>>27723655
>Going to do kys instead of occupying wall street

You are wrong. This will catalyst in to something big.

>> No.27728119

Fuck Elon Musk. What a try-hard dickhead.

>> No.27728248

>>27723655
I don’t think I trust random people on the Internet who just say things. I could say I’m down 991k on gme and you don’t know but you take a ss on Reddit and suddenly you have a “thread” plus I don’t put it past half of you to go to Reddit make and account and post fake stories

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>>27726368
He probably cashed out at 500$

>> No.27728372

>>27723976
It’s a fake pajeet scam. The tweeter might on this very board peddling his next scam coin.

>> No.27728377
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>putting your life savings/more than you can afford into a stock

>> No.27728405

>>27728377
a meme stock on top of that

>> No.27728435

>>27723877
This was how one of the staff members of Panzer Dragoon Saga development team killed himself. Or at least that's what I remember reading in a gaming magazine back from 2002.

>> No.27728442

>>27725291
You will never be a Marvel hero.

>> No.27728546

>>27728435
how the fuck does that kill you? first time seeing that suicide method

>> No.27728676

>>27723655
>Waist

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>>27726987
B-bu-buh-but muh IQ, muh white supremacy, muh scheming jooz!!1!

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>>27723655
Let's not kid ourselves. The stock only plummeted because the joos conspired to stop trading it. You were only able to sell, which because forces the stock to plummet. There's a reason they got expelled from so many countries.

>> No.27728885

>>27726607
It's delusional to think this would work out without a fight. It's delusional to think cowards will get ANYTHING in this world sitting on the sidelines. It was never going to be free money.

What is not delusional is having principles and knowing the only path to victory is by standing firm in your convictions. One day this "realist" approach will bite you in the ass. A man is helpless in an unlocked room if he is thoroughly convinced the door is locked. You are treating learned helplessness like it's a good thing. You are playing right into their hands. You will own nothing, and you will say you are happy.

>> No.27728898

>>27723655
how fucking high do you have to be to invest YOUR LIFE SAVINGS in something you've probably never heard of, never read up on? What the fuck is wrong with these people? Also, do they actually think that Elon will respond? Like he will descend from the heavens and help him, give advice, etc? Fucking mouthbreathers

>> No.27729266

>>27728898
>in something you've probably never heard of, never read up on?
They are not investing in gamestop. They are investing in humanity. They are investing in the idea that people can overcome fear and fight back against the elite.

>> No.27729357

>>27729266
IT'S NOT ABOUT DA MESSGE, ITZ ABOUT DE MOONEE

>> No.27729528
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>>27723655
Think about that woman. Let's say she trusted and loved this dude.
Now, the build up of resentment. The smell of his weakness. Him failling as a provider. She felt secure with his male partner, now he is weak and her security is no longer the same. She can't trust him.
When they have sex again, deep inside her this thought will be there. This odd feeling of disgust. And her pussy will stop being moist for him.
He has failed on a basic level as a male. He can't mess with his role as a provider. He is the rock. His woman trusted him.
He's done for. She will never respect him back unless he literally makes fuck you money.

>> No.27730020

>>27726013
Yeah totally. Life isn't fair, guys like this are just born with a silver spoon and good looks. They live in paradise compared to us. Some of us can strike it rich by buying the right coins/stocks. However, these people get the advantage of not even knowing what bitcoin is but being able to live the same comfortable life that those who make it do.
However this tweet proves just how easy it is for a retard to blow all his money and ruin the inheritance cycle. All roads end in jews sucking the money I guess...

>> No.27730078

How many anti-semites has the GME PnD created?

>> No.27730187

>>27723655
assume your ultimate form, Elon Musk

>> No.27730520

>>27729528
Women mostly care about how attractive/tall a guy is. Being rich is just a tiebreaker when a woman is stuck between two different attractive guys.

>>27728405
After it did 80x as well

>>27728751
Totally true, but that's just the untold truth of the stock market. You have to be able to sneak past the jewish scheming to find your profits.

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>>27724161
Luck? Bitch I mastered the fucking blockchain while you were trying to get pussy in college. I read thousands of white papers while you were putting your resumes together. Now you have the audacity to say my gains were luck? Fuck you.

>> No.27730615

>>27729528
Every time you mock the brave you inspire a new generation of cowards. Cowards who will become incels. Cowards who will become NEETs. Cowards who will have nothing and will insist they are happy.

>> No.27730626

>>27729266
I get that, but people that cry about loosing cash on this are mostly in it for the cash. Many were ready to lose just to shove it to "the man", others saw it as a potential quick cash grab. And then some saw it as a foolproof cash grab without getting more info on the situation and dumped way more than they could afford to lose. That is what I don't get. The type of people in op's post, the post itself be it fake or not, is what baffles me

>> No.27730647

>>27723976
Maybe he owns a successful company. Most of the smartest guys I know wouldn't be able to manage their own business. And I knows guys who wouldn't be booksmart or high IQ but make a great living running their own business. It's a different set of skills.

>> No.27730686

>>27728885
The lesson for me is still greed. The realist in me didn't want to fuck with this at all. I decided to grow a pair, took a chance, and was up. Then I let greed convince me there was more to be made or that this was some ebin wall street pwning. I also didn't blow anything I needed. Be bold, but not insane.

>> No.27730717

>>27723655
the only thing GME is causing is a bunch of retards on /biz/ to fall for obvious trolls

>> No.27730750

>>27730554
Based

>> No.27730850

>>27723976
>How do people like this even obtain these sums of money? Can't even spell the word 'waste' properly and still worth over 550k? Unironically how do they do it?

That's probably small business owners. You will quickly realize that most business owners are complete morons and often without morals. Selling a service or a product doesn't require you to be smart at all.

>> No.27731045

>>27728546
>how the fuck does that kill you? first time seeing that suicide method

I mean obviously you have to want it to kill you. You just tie it around your neck and let your body weight strangle you. It's much easier to setup than something hanging from the ceiling. You also have the chance to opt out by standing up.

If you see people who hanged themselves and filmed it most of them regret it and try to get out by by then they're stuck. So they just struggle and struggle and then die. It's very sad to see it.

>> No.27731194

>>27730554
Yeah but you're still a nerd and not desired by females. You better use your superior intellect to expedite the production of artificial wombs

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the quicker the price rise the more brutal the winnings ratio will look. as early investors tend to sell in big slumps instead of slowly selling the winnings, 50% lose almost all invested, 90-95% of traders including retail and hedge fund end up red in vicirous pumps

>> No.27731278

>>27725735
There will always be rich people passing down money retard sorry you will never relate from your studio apartment

>> No.27731296

>>27728546
Ask Robin Williams

>> No.27731401

>>27726125
>Standing by your hogwarts brothers from reddit in the fight against voldemort trump to the bitter end is courage.

8/10 bait bretty good

>> No.27731443

>>27730717
Poe's law unfortunately

>>27730850
True. Usually those are businesses they inherited or got through inheritance money. It didn't take much of a brain to get money in the 60's. We are slowly watching that money get wasted through the stupidity of the baby boomer's grandchildren.

>>27731045
Lol, from the height of a doorknob though???
>If you see people who hanged themselves and filmed it most of them regret it
I heard the same thing about people who jumped off a bridge and somehow lived. They regret it instantly. I don't think its because their depression went away, more or less just the human survival instinct fighting back.

>> No.27731464

>>27723655

I can't believe anyone could be that dumb. In fact I don't believe it, I bet they're lying for the clout.

>> No.27731679

bought 3.1 shares for avg $295. less than a paycheck and i have tens of thousands to my name. it was a stupid investment, but i didn't spend more than i was willing to lose. plus bidenbucks will cover my losses, so it's all good.

>> No.27731848

>>27723655
How can people with a lot of cash be so stupid?

>> No.27731986

>>27731848
i dont know. it's an insult to the people who are broke, if i had 578k right now i wouldn't invest all of it like these pricks are, complete delusion

>> No.27732085

>>27725291
There is no cowardice in business, no feelings should be involved. Only cold-blooded calculation.
Once you fail at it and involve feelings like pride,virtue, you will lose

>> No.27732121

>>27728546
People "hang" themselves standing up too. Just lean forward to tighten the knot. Of course it only works if you don't bail out. Then it's just like a choke hold until death.

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>>27723655

>> No.27732198

>>27727539
@@gjohnson7765

It's only a few hours apart.

>> No.27732370

>>27725735
>m-m-muh boomers...
Shut the fuck up retard. Stop blaming other people for your failings. Adapt or die.

>> No.27732409

>>27723976
You can go to the bank and take out a loan, mortgage, etc., cash out the check, then gamble it on margin. It's beyond stupidly easy to gamble WAY more than you can afford to lose. That said, most people making these kinds of posts are (hopefully) LARPing.

>> No.27732503

>>27723877
THe robin williams escape. BAsed

>> No.27732524

>>27723976
imagine thinking that americans get high paying jobs due to skill or intelligence.

>> No.27732549

>>27723655
Are these subhumans for real? Do they actually believe Elon reads the replies to his tweets?

>> No.27732577

>>27723655
>have to waiste of your time
Esl??

>> No.27732599

>>27725291
you better be fucking with us

>> No.27732620

>>27723655
>i showed you my lossies please respond

>> No.27732641

>>27726125
Go away Reddit

>> No.27732650

>>27726319
>Its like a retard playing chess against the most advanced super computer. You cannot beat them.

Retards sometimes make unanticipated moves.

>> No.27732653

>>27732085
>There is no cowardice in business, no feelings should be involved

That's only when individuals are involved. Courage is necessary in all group activities though. How do you think wars are won?

>> No.27732664

>>27723877
Wait how this sui method works
I never heard of this

>> No.27732678

>>27723655
why do you cover her I'd faggot lets raid this braindead bitch

>> No.27732701

>>27723655
Why did these spanners not sell on Thursday/Wednesday?

>> No.27732707
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Fuck $GME

Long $CLF

>> No.27732752

>>27732664
rope around neck, sit against door

>> No.27732754

>>27723655
that's just an indian scammer, as are all replies to #1 shills tweets, some single white mother will probably DM him based on his PFP and donate $5 to his paypal

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Another one.

>> No.27732802

>>27727608
The people initially spreading the diamond hands meme already made money off this shit anon. The endgame was last week, this is the bonus level

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>>27723655
hahahahha

>> No.27732846

>>27732653
Wars are won by jews who sell weapons to both sides.
The only "victory" a soldier can achieve is not getting his balls blown off by a shell.

>> No.27732875

>>27723655
No ELON is and it needs to stop. The dough boy needs to be reeled in. He's an out of control man child.

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>> No.27732914

>>27732752
That’s based.
I prefer carbon monoxide poisoning while sleeping method

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>>27731194
>women matter

>> No.27733033

>>27723655
I made a profit and get to see hedgies afraid to leave their houses in fear of bombs and acid.
While getting to enjoy watching the market crash from no new money going in after switching all back to crypto.
Win/win for me at least

>> No.27733037

Glad I wasn't stupid enough to jump on this shit after it hit $400 despite my roommate constantly talking it up.

>> No.27733060

>>27732752
Not very effective I think since you can break out once your instincts start kicking in.
Better would be getting in a bathhub full of lukewarm water and slicing your hands along

>> No.27733200

Is it finally time to short the market? Everyone, literally everyone, is talking about how they are making it in the stock market. The only reason I can think of to not do it is that the government is about to print another 1.9 trillion.

>> No.27733214

>>27732678
LOL YOU JUST POSTED CRINGE

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>being this late to the game

>> No.27733348

>>27723976
Just Chad things

>> No.27733352

>>27723655
No robinhood and melvin capital and the sec are.

Melvin for creating the situation, >100% shorts with limitless liability is ridiculous and irresponsible.
Robinhood for fucking over their traders.
The sec for allowing blatant manipulation of a stock price with literally illegal amounts of shorting.

Reddit was just a forum people used to talk about it.

>> No.27733387

>>27732650
That’s why they changed the rules mid game last week.

>> No.27733398

>>27732846
>The only "victory" a soldier can achieve is not getting his balls blown off by a shell.

Every moment of courage is a victory, no matter the outcome. The reason women do so poorly in war is because they have a mentality like yours.

>> No.27733439

>>27726987
>>27728734
There's a heavy correlation between iq and ability to make money and be successful in life, red-dit.

>> No.27733444

>>27725547
Never beat yourself up over missed gains. Have a plan to sell when you first buy and then be happy you made your target

>> No.27733472

>>27733200
Naw, Biden won, it will keep going up.
But only until finish preparations for 9-11 #2

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what is a rational explanation for this similarity?
Even the volume chart is somewhat similar.
Both stocks are owned by retards?
Both stocks are being manipulated?

>> No.27733601

>>27727608
Sure, i’m still in. No problem for me

>> No.27733751

>>27733352
The owners actively encouraged it. Look at the owner's avatar
https://www.reddit.com/user/spez
https://www.reddit.com/user/spez

>> No.27733882

>>27730554
fashion next level

>> No.27733929
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>>27726319
You have literally no idea what you’re talking about, you have never worked in finance.

>> No.27734020

>>27733352
>robinhood literally saved thousands of people from this scam,
The ceo is a hero. He should get a award for his actions.

>> No.27734051
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27734051

>here's your squad bro

>> No.27734068

>>27724680
>>27725291
>>27726125
>>27728885
Imagine thinking that losing money is courageous lol. Youve been effectively psy-oped and reprogrammed to think what you're doing is good vs evil, and you're part of the good guys. The real redpill is that the market doesnt give a fuck about your feelings or virtues, and only recognizes good trades and bad ones. Just because something is "morally just" doesn't mean the market will reward you for it and doesn't turn a bad trade into a good one.

>> No.27734085

>>27733532
Both are being sold naked in the same volumes if you look at the live trading.
If they were to be allowed to moon at this point it would cause the entire market to crash in a run once fear spreads of stocks people are holding not actually existing.
That’s how you know it is over, the government itself won’t allow them to go up, and is running interference for their masters.

>> No.27734194

>>27723655
> If win : Cripple Wall Street.
> If lose: Gene pool cleansed, and less people to support the system

I am become Francisco d'Anconia
Destroyer of Loot

>> No.27734226

>>27728734
Rent free.

>> No.27734225

>>27733532
Are you serious? You’re fucking retarded.

>> No.27734232

>>27725919

Quote was way before cringe of Chodes

>> No.27734251

if you gamble your whole life savings you deserve it. yes this is gamble everyone knows it

>> No.27734268

>>27728751
Yeah but that should have been a major red flag to sell. Unless you were in it to make some pointless "statement."

>> No.27734364

>>27723655
Will Elon finally lose his cult? Will the SEC finally lock his account?

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>>27731194
>valueing women

KEKKKKK

>> No.27734471

>>27724161
If you got lucky with shitcoins you wouldn't be bothering with the obvious pnd that is GME

>> No.27734538

>>27723655
On the plus side, a lot of people are going to hate elon musk

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>> No.27735131

>>27731443
>Lol, from the height of a doorknob though???

You tie the belt around your neck, and the doornob. You then sit down but at an angle and let your body weight strangle yourself. Your feet are still on the ground.

>I heard the same thing about people who jumped off a bridge and somehow lived. They regret it instantly. I don't think its because their depression went away, more or less just the human survival instinct fighting back.

Most want to die but not really. They feel sad and down but when really pressed with the chance of death they want to back out.

>> No.27735360

>>27733444
This is probably the best get I’ve ever had

>> No.27735513

>>27735131
From an atheists perspective this is your only life and even though your current existence is suffering, you still subconsciously recognize that it is your only existence, and there is no pleasure to be found in the void of nonexistence.
From a theist perspective, lmao you're going to hell, you think THIS is bad? enjoy being raped by thorned cocks for the rest of forever

>> No.27735875

>>27733444
get of gains

>> No.27735917

>>27732664
Slow strangulation. Good for degenerates who like gettings strangled I guess.
>do it from the ceiling
Same thing.

>> No.27735982

>>27733532
Both stocks were pumped and dumped?

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>>27735513
>and there is no pleasure to be found in the void of nonexistence.
>From a theist perspective, lmao you're going to hell,

>> No.27736012

>>27734020
the brokers stopped this from going to mars bro

>> No.27736127

>>27723655
>Holy shit GME is going to cause mass an heroing!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

>> No.27736268

>>27735986
Did he write this after he died? Tell me more about the experience of being dead oh wise currently living and not dead guy

>> No.27736353

>>27726319
You are dumb.

>> No.27736355

Holy shit and I was beating myself up about losing 600 bucks on GME. Never gamble what you can't afford to lose :/

>> No.27736439

>>27727034
Pretty sure the late GME crowd are all Bernie Bros given their fuck the man attitude and throwing money towards a cause already lost.

This is no refunds 2 they didn’t learn Buggaloo

>> No.27736535

>>27732780
I know they're retards, but I cannot help but feel bad for them. I lost like 10% trying to day trade and I already feel awful about it, I would kill myself if I lost all my life savings in few days.

>> No.27736547

>>27736268
Guy is literally FOMOing on life.

>> No.27736594

>>27732503
I thought he died during autoerotic asphyxiation

>> No.27736633

>>27736355
>I was beating myself up about losing 600 bucks on GME
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

>> No.27736762

>>27731464
Best estimate how much do you guys think these people are larping? Clearly a lot of people lost serious money but it's tough telling how much the meme has become to pretend to have lost a lot

>> No.27736908

>>27723655
Why did you censor his name cuck? It's you isn't it? Given us his name

>> No.27736909

>>27724847
Lmao

>> No.27736910

>>27723976
how could you fall for such a pump and dump when you have that much money? I don't understand, in crypto you make that much money knowing when to play pump and dumps and when to avoid them

>> No.27736928

>>27723655
>hate to waist any of your time
>waist

>> No.27737024

>>27735982
Yes, but how are they so linked to each other such that a dip in gme causes a dip in amc at the same time
I can understand something like bitcoin tanking all other altcoins but not for stocks. It's almost symbiotic. Just trying to learn here

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>Faggot r*dditors "invest" into a shitty pump and dump because "HODL DIAMOND HANDS MEMES XDDDD"
>4chads make 4, 5, or 6 figures dumping at $400+

Quite literally the best outcome possible.

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27737221

>>27723655
Not financial advice. I just like the rope.

>> No.27737277

>>27733444
Based.

>> No.27737520

>>27732780
>now

you posted that you faggot

>> No.27737563

Can't wait for this to result in regulations to make sure the stock market is limited to only government approved entities

>> No.27737676

>>27737221
imagine buying a buildbored for this lol

>> No.27737750

>>27732780
its bait. Check the comment history.

>> No.27737869

>>27723655
Somebody needs to make a list of all these people with these crippling shares. Imagine the media frenzy over the first GME suicides. Imagine what portnoy will say when the nakd/AMC guys start dropping like flies

>> No.27737870

>>27732780
what does his wife's boyfriend think he should do tho???

>> No.27737908

>>27723655
lmao

>> No.27737990
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>> No.27738088

>>27737990

what platform is that?

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>>27737676
imagine that...

>> No.27738222

>>27738088
etoro

>> No.27738273

>>27723655
Elon is clearly autistic. I never understand why people value his opinion so much. He may be rich, but he obviously isn’t all there mentally.

>> No.27738289

>>27723655
Looks he's trying to pull some 4D chess shit where he becomes the hero saving everyone so they dump all their money into Tesla after if he does bail out everyone.

>> No.27738313

>>27738088
etoro, the worst broker ever

>> No.27738354

>>27738088
It's a Sugondese app

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>>27737676
imagine this too while you are at it

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>>27723655

>> No.27738489

>>27738218

They blew hundreds of thousands of dollars on these ads and all that did was feed into the "GME is a cash cow" mania. All of this was to show off their new-found success and get more reddit karma. Imagine making a lot of money but you spend 1/6th of it on some stupid ad that iwll make you zero money for internet points?

>> No.27738495

>>27738289
I would dump all my money into tesla if he can actually save GME

>> No.27738519

>>27738360
this is based, at least i can count on redditors promoting the stock one more time before the last of /biz/ dumps bags on them

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Is there any hope for GME stocks to recover?
I put in £1000 on Friday. Now I am down to £280.
Wondering if I should just sell now and get back whatever pennies I can

>> No.27738648

>>27723655
>wait until next week
>normies sell at $15 a share to "recoup their losses"
>buy
>wait for ~10 days
>sell back to normies at $300

It's literally free money

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>>27738622

>> No.27738834

>>27738360
imagine thinking you could make an ad in 3 days that isn't complete garbage for the super bowl lmao

>> No.27738877

>>27738622

Yes, sell now. The only value it had was the short and that ended 1 week ago.

>> No.27738981

>>27738489
I can't imagine it besides knowing it would feel like a public monument to my shame after the meme stock dumped

>> No.27739101

>>27738981

They thought it would go to 1000 or more and they would cash out making millions and bankrupting multiple hedge funds.

>> No.27739112

>>27738622
>Is there any hope for GME stocks to recover?
dude just leave it in there and lose all of your month. to answer your question: no it will never reach 1000. it will however "recover" to $4 which was its original value.

>> No.27739169

>>27738273
nah hes just a rich guy who likes memes.
dumbasses on reddit think that bonds them in some sort of comradery.
>it doesn't

>> No.27739299

>>27738834
it would literally be this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71JOIJKbse0

>> No.27739362

knew i had to sell on friday when WSB frontpage turned from euphoria to cope.
best decision i took in quite a while

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>>27729266
>trusting humanity
>literally ever
this is exactly why I saw the game stop situation and even if what plebbit said was 100% true I knew it was guaranteed to fall apart. A large group of humans is not to be trusted, let alone trusted with the security of your money.

>> No.27739782

>>27723655
Lmao can't you goys see. Between this amc/gme cope and qanon cope, the government is going to use them to crack down on disinformation and increase censorship.

>> No.27739827

>>27736353
>>27733929
When all you can say is "you're dumb" or "you don't know what you are talking about" to someone's point, it usually means they are right.
And anon was 100% right. Blackrock manage an $8.3 trillion dollar fund, mostly given to them by the Federal Reserve. Larry Fink picks which companies achieve and which companies lose.
Amazon didn't make a profit from 2000 to 2010 but their share price rocketed.

>> No.27739874

the admins there should unironically be in jail for what went on there in the last couple of weeks.

>> No.27739891

>>27723976
you don't have to be smart to be rich

case in point: the jews

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27739933

>>27739782
>mfw you wind up blaming those people rather than the government

>> No.27739949

>>27723655
>invest over $500-fucking-k in a stock
>I LOST MY LIFE SAVINGS

Faggot can get more. Another whiney crybaby scammer looking for free gibs, likely, like every other shirtless loser douchebag.

>> No.27740042

>>27729528
Toxic Masculinity

>> No.27740064

>>27726125
based

never selling, I will unironically set my limits at a trillion a share when I can

>> No.27740222

>>27732780
Idk how people handle this I would legitimately instantly kill myself. When I am down 10% I beat myself up and think horrible things about myself, simply cannot fathom the torment I would be going through seeing -80% on my life's savings

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>>27738622
>will it recover?
Are you actually this retarded? Why would you ever invest your money in these kind of stocks with this mindset?
Retards like you need to stick to boomer etfs.

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>>27740222
>>27740222
Diamond hands bitches!!!!

>> No.27740729

>>27723655

Honestly and truly feel sorry for all the people who got suckered by the greaseballs running reddit and WSB.

Anyone using reddit past today should really get their brain examined

>> No.27740821

>>27738622
don't sell you cuck

this was risky to begin with, at this point just stay in till it moons or you'll feel even worse when it does

>> No.27740878

>>27723976
Inheritance 90% of the time.

>> No.27740993

>>27733060
Yeah my cousins an EMT and she said she found a fucker who broke his kneecaps the opposite direction from slamming his legs against the floor so hard doing this

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>>27740526
Retarded

>> No.27741044

>>27740222
anon, it's very simple. don't gamble your life savings. invest the money that is for investing. i lost 60% on this whole GME thing. i knew it was too good to be true so i went in knowing i could take the hit even if i lost 100% of what i put in.
i know in your regular day to day investments if you are down 10% it can really make u feel like shit, but just remember that it's part of the risk and the game is not over, you will make up for it in another stock

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>>27740526
WERE IN THIS TOGETHER APES! MY HANDS ARE MADE FROM DIAMONDS! HOLD THE LINE! DONT SELL

>> No.27741306

>>27734051
holy shit i feel bad for these people how much naive one can be? seems like the west is full of adult children ..

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>>27725919
>game of thrones quotes
It's a Shakespeare quote.

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>>27723655
Only put in a thousand and am moving on. Didn't sell but genuinely feel bad for the redditors who put in their entire life savings. Stocks are the one game we can't beat the Jew at no matter how hard we try.

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>>27741284
Please fucking go back. That said, I'm holding @300 because what the fuck else is there to do.

>> No.27741760
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27741760

Look GME retards just follow these instructions and you cant lose. Get out and do this before its too late.
----------------------------------------
Sonic collects Rings, so of course you know they have inherent value.

Its simple.
1)Buy RING (https://www.huobi.com/en-us/exchange/ring_usdt/))
2)Send it to the Darwinia wallet through the crosschain bridge. (https://wormhole.darwinia.network/))
3)Stake it for KTON (10,000 RING for 1 KTON per year)
4)Bond that KTON for daily RING rewards after nominating a validator.
5)Wait a few years, gaining compound interest.
6)HUGE PROFITS!

Its called RING because its basically a perpetual motion MONEY MACHINE. The tech is fast and super solid, you have to get in on this before you are priced out!
https://darwinia.network/
https://darwinia.network/tech

>> No.27741840

>>27730554
I remember the ETH threads we had when it was somewhere between $15 and $40, and I panic sold because someone posted that picture of Vitalik.

>> No.27741945

>>27728734
IQ is correlated with wealth, because IQ is genetic. Europeans have the genetic traits associated with life success that makes them, as a race, more successful then low IQ races, and Ashkenzai are a horrible people that thanks to their inbreeding, are prone to psychotic, antiwhite neurotic behavior.

Try again shiddit.

>> No.27741974

>>27740729
i went there to learn about crypto, but it really is full of cucks, like, literally cucks that film their wife/gf coalburning. disgusting.

>> No.27741978

>>27723976
trust fund babbies

>> No.27742253

>>27741945
>IQ is correlated with wealth
are you saying (((the chosen people))) are the smartest and with the best genes?

fuck off

>> No.27742554

>>27741433
Who fucking cares you abject retard here's a quote from anon:
You're a gambling addict

>> No.27742691

>>27741760
Ok I’m a poltard but is this one of the pajeet shitcoins you guys talk about

>> No.27742932

>>27740526
>How to make a million in stocks?
>You only have to invest 4 millons into GME

>> No.27743167

>>27738273
You're thinking too hard about it. He's a smart man, he didnt become rich by being a dumbass. Hes obviously fucking with everyone. Dogecoin? Lmao

>> No.27743224

Unironically Robinhood saved people from buying the top.

>> No.27743452

>>27724364
This
I too lost millions. Please give shekels fellow whites.

>> No.27743602

>>27743224
lol true, I can't wait for this to be over and for people to start the "I almost bought at the high but Robinhood saved me" posts
Also, the hate on Mark Cuban and Musk should be interesting.

>> No.27744024

>>27723976
Fake office jobs where they just sit around and collect a salary.

Many such cases.

>> No.27744224

>>27743224
pretty much

>> No.27744337

>>27732752
Lol I was thinking you tie the rope around your neck and then slam the door, like you would do to yank a tooth out.

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WSB has become a manic echo chamber of self deception and confirmation bias. The vibe just reeks fear and panic euphoria. Fascinating.

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>>27742554
Gambling is based.

>> No.27744615

>>27723877
/fpbp

>> No.27745581

>>27744500
damn, dude could've made 40k

>> No.27745710

>>27740878
westerners are truly fucked if they cant even teach their children the most common sense

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Yeah I'm paperhands, got paper in my hands, my bank and portfolio now. I knee to sell out, I would at 400 hadnt I missed it when the trading got blocked

>> No.27746688

>>27731194
you can get women with money. but you can't get money from women

>> No.27746727
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27746727

Get in CLF now

>> No.27746749

>>27743224
No, it prevented me from selling the top.

>> No.27746862

>>27723976
Well because it's obviously a troll with a fake post

>> No.27746928

>>27746727
>buy high
No thanks

>> No.27746930

>>27737277
doubled based

>> No.27747043

>>27723655
meanwhile I still exited at a profit, GME could have actually hit $1000. the moment RH and other brokers started restricting the purchasing of shares I knew it was over. Completely killed the momentum. I hope those retards will at least take their money and try to at least gain some of their money back before this shit plummets back to $5

>> No.27747243

>>27723655
STILL HOLDING NIGGERFAGGOT

>> No.27747289

>>27743224
Robinhood created a false top

>> No.27747395

>>27725547
ha, i bought 5k of NIO at 2.50 and sold at 6.
I bought 7k of PLUG at 4.50 and sold at 3.25.
among many others. i could have been a multimillonaire, it hurts ya but a pretty valuable lesson to diamond hands everything except gme.

>> No.27747408

>>27723976
it's fake you fucking retards

you people will believe anything if it owns the normies lmao

>> No.27747428

>>27723976
They inherit it or they learn to watch retards like /wsb.
Made 2 million in a week sitting on my ass by not being a mongoloid and realizing what an incredible opportunity this was.
If only I had more money at the time I could have made more.

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27747462

Look at what you monsters did, how else will he survive???

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OH NO I LOST ALL MY LIFE SAVINGS TIME TO DO AN HERO

>> No.27747579

>>27747462
i guess it's not just his toddler that has autism

>> No.27747591

>>27723976
This. These morons deserve to lose their money. I have no sympathy

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>>27747462
>please billionaires we tried to take down... SAVE ME. SAVE US.

>> No.27747601

>>27747545
>IM FINANCIALLY RUINED

>> No.27747652

>>27737990
I worked so hard at gambling! I'm supposed to win!

>> No.27747726

>>27738622
>wasted only 1000
I sometimes lose 1000 in 5 minutes during my day trade. Your life is worthless and you should kill yourself

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>>27747545
>>27747601
AHHH WHAT SHOULD I DOOOO I'M DOWN $30 IF I SELL OH NOOOOOOOO

>> No.27747928

>>27747462

Your kid can get free ssi and healthcare if he's retarded.

Fuck that dude

>> No.27748071

>>27738622
Lucky it was only £720. Cut your losses, this shit is going all the way down.

>> No.27748106

>>27734068
holy based. plz post this on reddit

>> No.27748381

>>27743224
This one is retarded. I highly disagree with retards on reddit but you’re a fool to the Jews. GME is definitely crushing last week but it might really hit $800 if not all the kikes shut it down. 2 days trade shut down scared off most normies who just found out GME and about to jumped on the train. Plus the heat from other institutions betting on it. GME should hit a lot more than 400 before crush. Yes you cannot win Melvin. But the cheating fucked the timing.

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27748540

>>27747428
lmao ok

>> No.27748587

>>27748381
A ton of normies would have bought into GME at $1k+ during the squeeze though, and they would be ultra fucked the moment it smashed back down into two digits.

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At this rate GME really will hit 50 EOD.
Feels good jumping a sinking ship and watching it inevitably go below the water while hundreds of r*ddit sheep are still on it, arms linked, chanting "muh hedge, muh cheat, we diamond hand, we won't sink!".

>> No.27748789

>>27734068
>>27748106
Please don't because that wording is implying there is something virtuous in it when they were just profit seeking and dressing it up in stupid propaganda to rope others in. It's one of the most superficial bullshit pretensions of virtue that doesn't even deserve the benefit of a doubt.

>> No.27748827

>>27734051
>Dying GME blatantly got pumped and dumped.
>hmmm I see potential

These retards deserve death and the only thing holding GME above $20 right now is the bag holders.

>> No.27749116

>>27727285
Maybe he just keeps losing more

>> No.27749147

>>27730626
Completely agree. I spent a few hundred bucks expecting to lose all of it just for the entertainment value of watching some fuckers squirm and see how they'd get out of it. Now we know. That's good enough for me.
Life savings though? That's some full retard shit.

>> No.27749149

>>27744337
lmao explosive strangulation

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>>27723976
Probably a 401k. Sperg thought "THIS IS THA BIG ONE!!!" and not only lost his nest egg but has to pay penalty taxes on it.

>> No.27749456

>>27726125
shut the fuck up with this reddit shit, you homosexual nigger

>> No.27749568

>>27723655
Checked, no retards dumping everything into it are still retarded

>> No.27749875

>>27731045
Yeah, almost happened to me but luckily I managed to save myself. I started thrashing around and nearly blacked out. Really scary experience, wouldn't recommend it. I still shudder thinking about that feeling. I felt like a pig hung up going to slaughter.

>> No.27749961

>>27725783
Mark "Cuban" isn't really Cuban.

>> No.27749975

>>27725735
grow up bro i wasted time too
get your shit together now, it's better

>> No.27750244

>>27749961
WHAT THE FUCK

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the purge has already begun

>> No.27750548

>>27750244
He is member of the tribe, you know the one...

>> No.27750616

>>27723655
>Reddit.com is to blame
alright well, go sue them in federal court then.
let us know how it goes.

>> No.27750656

If you kys at least let us know it was because of GME. Aight Cuban out

>> No.27750739

>>27750656
kek

>> No.27750747

>>27738218
God I wonder how these people feel right now. This is so fucking stupid

>> No.27750782

>>27750437
fake and gay

>> No.27750835

>>27723877
does this work on fat redditors? feel like the door would break off the frame

>> No.27750880

>>27723877
I was messing around one day and did that with the belt on a door knob just to see what it felt like, and it was scary how quick I started to lose consciousness.
It was totally painless, and it legitimately made me scared how little effort it would take.

>> No.27750899

>>27750244
A two second wiki search would have told you that.. don't tell me you actually thought he was cuban kek.

>> No.27751135

>>27732902
>>27723655
About sums up it up, I'm sure their bank balance will be ok if the go back to doing rounds on the gloryhole circuit.

>> No.27751457

>>27750616
if too many people kill themselves, the SEC might unironically force reddit to shut WSB down.

>> No.27751546

>>27746688
>you can't get money from women
>He doesn't know about whoring your GF out on Onlyfans
cringe.

>> No.27751548

>>27725783
Ah yes, Mark (((Cuban)))

>> No.27751799

>>27732902
idk which one it is but yeah i can see how they put all their life saving on a $15 stock at 500