/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>27716982
oh no redditbros...

The squeeze was on thrusday/Friday. That's when the short positions closed.
I don't understand why anyone would hold after that?? Are you retarded?
What did you think, that the hedge funds shorted again?
Insane.

ITS NOT OVER
NEVER SELLING
HOLD THE BA-....LINE BROS

>>27718123
>Trust the plan
>Diamond hands
>Two more weeks

>>27718201
You just do anything someone tells you on the Internet?

>>27716982
BAG HANDS

kek

>>27716982
>>27718571
it's super giga over

>>27716982
I think so.

First one to roll dubs decides whether I pull out or not. Trips decides what I put more money into.

>>27716982
Noooooooooooooo! Muh heckin' squeezerino! It hasn't been squozeroonied yet!!! HOLD!! TRUST THE PLAN!!!

>tfw you DCA'd up to $330 and then sold in monday premarket

AND WE'RE SINKING
DEEPER

>there are people browsing right now that didn't sell at 400

South park will make a episode well before the netflix movie even has a script
cant wait

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

>it's been over for the past 4 days
I mean, is it truly over if you're going to say the same tomorrow?

>>27719050
Buy paper futures

Why the fuck would anyone hold past last Friday? That was the “big day”.

>>27719466
Shit. What the fuck even is that

If you didn't bet your house on it, GME was a pretty good exercise in bubble recognition
Just keep your head up and sell at the right time from now on

>>27719272
I had the chance to and I'm fucking kicking myself.

>>27716982
i am a dumb nigger who bought pre market today @ 93. Sup bros

>>27719773
same here anon

>>27719786
Is it even worth to sell anymore? What do

>>27716982
Great time to buy

>>27719466
kek

>>27716982
https://vocaroo.com/1ap0NuBcSrKj

>>27718650
Wtf is this "my wife's boyfriend" shit they're constantly going on about it? They have a meme about being cuckholds and think it's somehow funny or something? ugghhhhh.

what did you guys buy with your GME loot? I bought that guitar I always wanted but couldn't justify spending that much

Terrorists win

>>27719587
cheers anon

>>27719786
did same at 140 two days ago. where is the moon=?

>>27716982
>GME is on discount
YES

DIAMOND HANDS
NEVER SELLING

>>27719587
Yeah, now I know when I should probably have gotten out. Didn't have limit orders set correctly, I could have gotten out at the 400 mark if I was smart. Oh well, I'm holding bags now. I'm just going to keep the stock now as a lesson. Why sell and lose money? I already lost it.

>>27719963
Its still better than tranny posting

>>27718123
prove the shorts were closed

>>27719963
It's a tongue in cheek thing

>>27719773
same, i get anxious when i even think about the fact that i passed that up... fuck

>>27719969
Working until early 2023 to fill that hole

>>27720146
Your shorts should have been closed and you wouldn’t have that public nudity charge on your record bro

>>27719272
>buy at 88
>gets to 200+
>dad says i should sell
>"no dad it's going 1k!"
>at 375 dad tells me i better sell now. speaking from experience (he does options trading)
>"no dad it's going to 1k if the scheme works as planned!"
>hedgies fuck with every exchange possible, can't even fucking sell through my web broker, stock price goes plummeting to 150 and doesn't activate my stop loss at 300
>eventually gets back online and i end up selling around 210 and getting the fuck out
>goes up to 300+ before inevitably dumping to where it is today
Made a good amount of money but still pissed to be honest

>>27716982
the jews did this. never forget what they have taken from you

>>27718123
The Squeeze literally happened Monday/Tuesday last week when it shot up 2000%. The masses didnt get involved until Wednesday and all it did was keep the price around $300 so there is no way that the 2000% was caused by only WSB and biz buying stocks.

>>27718123
>I don't understand why anyone would hold after that?? Are you retarded?

Most of them BOUGHT on Thursday/Friday at like 200-400. That's why. There was a short squeeze and then a speculative bubble on top of that. The idiots didn't know the difference. They then spent so much they are making up excuses for why the stock is in freefall.

>>27720146

Melvin held the most.

https://www.cnbc.com/2021/01/27/hedge-fund-targeted-by-reddit-board-melvin-capital-closed-out-of-gamestop-short-position-tuesday.html

>>27720224
fug

Uh, bros????

TRUST. THE. HECKING. PLAN.

Here's a tip for your mental wellbeing.

Just sell.
Don't look at the price, just sell.
Then go out to the store, buy a few beers, some snack.
When you're back, watch a movie and enjoy your day.
Don't think about the stock market anymore, it's not worth it.
It's a rigged game.
You deserve better.
You deserve to be happy.
Even if the stock went up a little, would that make you happy?
No.
Sell.
Put it behind you.
It's over.

>>27719963
>>27720153
Started as a joke on 4chan, Reddit took it too far and too literally and now its cringe.

>>27719963
They got it from us.

Sell if you are still in. It will clear your head and you will realize how there was never a chance.
t. lost several hundred yesterday and it was immediately a weight off my shoulders rather than a loss

IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN

>>27719963
It's an old biz colony so they depreciate themselves with cuck jokes and still call themselves and others retards, I'm actually surprised they haven't completely lost their identity.

>>27720310

These are always cherry pciked article headlines.

>New Hampshire is too white, and that's a problem.

They are saying that because they need immigration to keep the population steady dumb dumb. Immigration is inevitably gonna be non-whites because where else are you gonna get these people?

>Diversity is about getting rid of white people (and that's a good thing)

That is literally a fake parody article.

>>27720407
Thanks, China

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>27720093
The c*ssy fears the TRANS BVLL

>>27720310
it was redditors who tried to gaslight me in to buying this turd. jews didnt enter in to it

>>27716982
>THE SQUIRT HAS NO BEEN SQUARTED

>>27720321
>Trusting CNBC
>For anything
ngmi

>>27720321
it was all momentum buys
were it not for RH hamstringing the momentum, most of the current bag holders would have made a couple hundred

>>27719773
>>27719836
>>27720180
I still made like 30k but look how much I passed up lol. i didnt expect it to plummet like that

>>27720089
>Why sell and lose money? I already lost it.
Even if you bought it at 400, you can still recuperate 20%, that's better than nothing. Sure, maybe Gamestop does fantastic over the next years and stabilizes at a fairly high price. But look at how much fixed capital you had that was accruing opportunity costs. If your investment can't outperform an ETF, it's not really worth keeping.

>>27720520
>they need immigration to keep the population steady
Why? Who needs that? Who benefits from that? You can’t encourage and incentivize your own people to reproduce instead?

>>27718650
>Reddit onions boys are more iron handed/strong willed than here
HAHAHAHAHA

few hours and it's over

>>27716982
>what is a short ladder attack
just hold retards

>>27716982
>internet dumfucks make retarded hairbrained scheme to pump heavily shorted stock
>Instead of just dumping all their money into bullshit like usual, they actually pull it off against all odds
>Literal %1000 gains in a week
>None of them sell
>Hedgefunds make billions upon billions
It's like fucking poetry.

>>27720520
You disgusting subhuman jew. You make me fucking sick.

50 eod
30 eow

>>27719050
yes, bb

>>27720832
pls b right
im so retarded im half tempted to buy more

Just sold 99% of my stocks, kept one for the meme, than god this shit show is over what a fucking relief in my heart

>>27720606
can I not see this pic again in my life? thanks

>>27720832
>What is a short ladder attack?
A fake concept invented by the dumpers to convince the pumpers to hold and ignore the reality of the situation.

>>27719773
Be honest. How many times did you say “ok Melvin”? Stupid niggger

>>27720606
That woman has a big clit

>>27720832
>what is a short ladder attack
A term invented by reddit a week ago to cope.

>THE SNEED HAS NOT HECKIN BEEN SNUODE

man I just wanted Reddit to go fuck itself and it's exactly what happened. Glad I went through the best timeline.

>>27720969
69 is well done bro, keep it up

>>27720146
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-01-27/melvin-capital-closes-out-its-gamestop-position-cnbc-reports#:~:text=Melvin%20Capital%20closed%20its%20position,%25%E2%80%9D%20in%20a%20YouTube%20video.

Well shit. I was hoping for one last pump before selling this pile of shit, but I don't see that happening.

>>27719773
What's the point of that? Just go on

>>27721248
Well, next meme number is 42. The reason of life.

That was always my stop.

>>27721248
CUNTED. based i hope redditors commit suicide.

>>27720520
kike or spiritually kiked

>>27720520
You are supposed to fud GME. We don't pay you for this shit.

ONE NOTHING'S WRONG WITH ME

>>27721284
Same here. Unless Elon Musk tweets something, we’re fucked.

I should’ve listened to everyone telling me to sell.

>>27718650
He'll off himself when it hits $19 tomorrow lel

>>27716982
I put in all the money I had. I literally even borrowed money from a friend because I thought this was easy money. I'll keep holding till it goes to 0. I don't have anything to lose at this point. Might start dealing drugs or something idk

>>27719963
they pretend to not be cucks when in reality that's exactly what they are
remember the "proud to be a cuck if that means we are not racists"
they're very good at doing damage to themselves

>>27720146
they're gonna haul you away in a straight jacket screaming this

MFW I sold at $275.20

>>27720784
Wait a minute, that chart...

>>27720832
>absolute state of (you)

>>27718123
new shorts were opened all week

Should I buy a put?

>>27721553
thanks for paying for someone's else stimulus check.

I gave up, already lost too much

>>27720718

You're on a financial board and you can't see the obvious benefits of a growing population? A growing pop means defacto more consumers and more workers, means the economy will continue to grow. The whole system is geared towards prioritizing growth above all else.

>You can’t encourage and incentivize your own people to reproduce instead?

Asian nations have tried this with limited success. It just seems inevitable that once people become prosperous they will have 1-2 children and be done with it.

>>27720784
Uh oh

>invested in GME and AMC like a hyping tard
>"oh well, at least my ETH gains will make up for it"
>ETH also crashes
>now in the red

Well shit. I’ll try to stay hopeful but oh well.
Anybody else’s coping mechanism is telling themselves that at least one Redditor will jump off a roof because of this shit?

>>27721787
fucking KEK

die you Reddit niggers

>This will achieve shit. Protest near the SEC high stand workers homes, dont let them sleep, then you will get their attention.

>When people yell and shout outside the offices while they are all sitting cosy at their desks eating potato chips means nothing to them.

God this has been a fucking GOLDMINE. Thanks for this one retards. This is 2016 election levels of salt

I got in at <$20 with ~800 shares, got out at $170 on the way down.
Feeling smug that I sold before the insane drop to $60 yet retarded that I got greedy and didn't sell at the $350-$450 range. Over $200k on paper erased because for a second I believed we could actually hit $1000 with this thing.

Sold earlier at $81, breathed a huge sigh of relief right after despite selling at a loss

Seeing it continue to freefall, makes me feel like I finally made a smart investment decision for once

>>27720860

A lot of people sold and they made a lot of cash> Just that the scheme got too much attention and tons of people joined around Thursday when it was already too late and bought in. Now they're stuck with a meme stock that is rapidly losing value.

And they screwed one hedge fund over but that was just Melvin. The rest are making money on the new shorts and speculative trading.

>>27721248
Damn it's fucking tanking fast.

>>27719466
Lmao checked

Little experiment

you dont lose if you dont sell :^)

>>27720381
>I LIKE THIS STOCK

IT WAS ONLY A DIP
>IT WAS ONLY A DIP

Gme is getting drilled. Get the fuck out now. 66 and going down

is there any chance this goes negative like oil
please god

>>27722200
>>27722255
Checked

>they're still waiting for the magical short squeeze that will never come

I bought it at 344.
I will hold to the bitter end.
It is only one stock anyway.

>>27721930
I'm just hoping AMC actually spikes since it does have a long term benefit and the gains would help make up the GME loss

I have more AMC shares than GME so I'm just holding out of cope

>>27721828
Haven't sold yet so i'll go down with my shares

>>27720407
Thanks Mr. Goldberg

>>27722172
kek nice anon

Yeah I'm out I don't care anymore even if it goes up to $1k magically at this point.
Only out $70 for the whole thing.

>>27722322

The short squeeze literally happened a week ago! That's' when the smart money got out. The idiots started coming 1 week ago.

>>27720611

>checked

What if I noticed your digits and told you the Jews and the Redditors were the same entity.
Digits confirm.

>>27722172
how is this any different than a reaction from /biz/?

>>27719963
it's fucking cringe. people used to make fun of them for being cucks, now they embrace their cuckery as if it was a joke when we all know that's the truth.
they have no respect for themselves

This is depressing as fuck. Welp, lessons learned for the next time. I think it’s over, but I’m going to hold on like the masochist I am.

>>27720489
>>27720407

The truth here.

I made $2000 and got greedy, re-invested it all and lost $2200.

I got out with a $200 loss and I feel so fucking thankful.

>>27718123

IT WAS OUR TURN

It is indeed over you GME children

>>27716982
>checked
GME will be go down as based
shook up billionaires, fun while it lasted.

Selling to, and buying from, each other 100 shares at a time to affect the price is obvious.

>>27590984
>>27590984
>>27590984
Read, you morons.

>>27719773
I just don't understand.
It was CLEAR the momentum was dead in the water when RH, TD, etc all suspended trades on GME on Thursday.
Your best bet was to white knuckle the dip, and sell on Friday (which was hard for me but I'm glad I didn't pussy out on Thursday and dump my bags).

>>27720310

i dont understand how people can play on the stock market with money they cant afford to lose

>>27720146
Look at the collapsing price as your proof, retard

>>27718123
>nobody would short a worthless stock priced at $400

>>27721553
Sell and get rid of the part of yourself that made you believe in hypes and financial advice from strangers on the Internet. If it's hard, at least sell a part of your shares so you won't lose all the money.

>>27722782
gambling addiction

>>27722353
2 at 344
1 at 117
holding out of bitterness now

>>27722836
look at the volume
and look at the details
100 sell
100 buy
100 sell
100 buy
on and on and on

>>27720407
or just let the gamestop asset sit in your portfolio forever. Who cares. If you went into this with money you couldn't afford to lose, you made a mistake.
Yes this is cope from my part, but that 200 bucks I spent on my stock... I made that today while masturbating.

>>27719587
if i understand correctly, there will be a point were it will go below what it used to before this fuckery happened? and then it will bounce back to the mean??

we are currently in the Capitulation stage right?

there's a chance it will go down to ~$10 and then go up to like $15 and stay there?

>>27722353
40@233

Is there actually any other possible reason for the price plummet other than closed shorts?

>$63
glad i got out 2 hours ago with only $30 loss on my 3 stonks ;-p

Im a retard but a lucky retard. I got onto WSB the week before it really popped off. People were still posting good DD on there and it there was a good balance of information and hype memes.

>>27723040
the fuck is wrong with people

>>27723110

Merchant Magic.

>>27723110
Everyone is panic selling because GameStop isn’t worth more than $40 maybe?

>>27719963

They think that if they turn it into a joke it makes it any less true, like how niggers started saying nigga to each other.

>>27723007
Anon, it'll probably settle at ~6, unironically. Remember, this is a company that ships software around the country on physical media, and operates retail locations so other people can drive to them and buy that physical media to then bring it home and put it on their devices. It's the dumbest fucking business model imaginable in 2021 which is why everyone under the sun was shorting it. It's a worthless penny stock.

>>27723110
Closing the shorts makes the price go up.

>>27721599
Checked and high IQ.

Bought at 61, sold at 63. Made $6

>>27723110
yes its called reality

>>27723168

Self-harm

>>27722110
yup, this is the first day of capitulation

>>27716982
fuck it, ain't selling, see you at $3

>>27723110
see
>>27722711

>>27722988
Onlyfans?

>>27722306
no hahahah absolutely does not work like that, at all, ever. i like your enthusiasm though

>>27720784
>>27720381
If it keeps on that trend, when is it predicted to go negative?

>>27723274
its at 67 now, i bet that makes you feel really stupid

It all returns to nothing,
It all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down.

I can’t believe I unironically had a sell limit of $10k. I’m a fucking idiot.

>>27723007
It's just a picture from a textbook man, don't take it as gospel. I just made it yesterday because it fit the scheme so well. I do think GME was fundamentally undervalued before the bubble started, but I have no fucking idea where the "real" value of the stock actually is now. I don't think anyone knows that right now.

>>27723040
Why

Bought half a share because it looked too good to be true, didn't sell at 480 because somewhere deep in my mind I wanted it to be true.
A week later and I thank my cynical stupid ass I didn't take red*it's word for granted. Props to that deepvalue guy though, he became rich and made meme history, hopefully he won't get too fucked by all the suicides this debacle will eventually cause.

It's not over you idiot. It was restricted for ages of course it was gonna drop. If anything it's the perfect time to buy in.

>>27723829
>drops to 200: PERFECT TIME TO BUY IN
>drops to 110: PERFECT TIME TO BUY IN
>drops to 90: PERFECT TIME TO BUY IN
>drops to 60: P-P-PERFECT TIME TO BUY IN
I'm keeping my stocks as a reminder of how much of a fucking idiot I am

>>27722980
lol, enjoy your bags bro. Trust the plan

>>27723829
Why cant you people just accept that its over?

>>27723829
>still delusional

>>27723829
I’m going to sell today and buy them back tomorrow when they’re down another $20

>>27723961
>>27723951
What if it actually goes back up?

>>27722045

You consider losing money smart?

goy....

some discord cope to go with your reddit cope sirs

>>27722711
With so many people jumping ship I'm afraid they won't get caught.

You'd think that after capitulating three times i'd have learned by now

at least i made a killing with bitcoin

>>27724101
It will go up maybe to 75 but it can just drop to 50 EOD. Pick your poison i guess

sold most of my gme and left one share to be a scar in my portfolio, Can't believe I got fomo'd

>>27723512
F

>>27724101
>What if pigs fly?
>What if Trump won?
>What if you finally scored a woman?

We will never know anon.

OH NO NO NO NOOO! SHORT LADDER ATTACK! WHEN WILL THE JEWS STOP THEIR GAMEEES

>>27723261
I agree that their current business model is shit and has no future, but I honestly don't want them to die and given they brought Ryan Cohen on board and they plan to focus on eCommerce (whatever they fucking mean) I am interested in seeing where they take the company.

I was hoping they would start selling computer hardware and gaming PCs. I don't see how they would do more online sales. sales of what? all consoles have their own digital markets for buying games, and PC has several options Steam being the main one.
i want to invest in Gamestop once all of this is over, i think they might have a chance of getting their shit together.

>>27724319
Left one share that will always have a -200 P/L that I will have to carry.

bought 40 shares at 107, sold 20 at 270 and 20 at 350, reinvested all gains into ETH at 1370, then sold eth at 1600. two great plays in a row feeling comfy rn

Very glad I cut my losses when I was down 1.3k on an initial 3k investment.

After getting out and seeing how stupid I really was is like a breath of fresh air. Now I can see why everyone was laughing at us holding the bags. It's very hard to listen to other side when money is on the line. But this GME thing, its over.

I'm glad I was able to retain £1.7k instead what would now be £720.

My advice from a retard who thought I'd also bought a ticket to the moon. Get out while you still can.

>>27724113
Well all my GME decisions up till now were dumb, so yes, a loss but not as big a loss as it could be if I held again

>>27724335
he won, moron

>>27724515
I bought 65 @ 102
I sold 64 @ 330
Kept 1 for the memes to hopefully sell at maybe 400-500.
Now I hate myself for wasting money.

>>27719556
Per YahooFinance Float is ~47M shares: (https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/GME/key-statistics?p=GME))

per Shortsqueeze short interest is ~61M shares shorted as of today. (Pic related)

Thus short interest is still >100% of float. Squeeze has not happened yet.

FYI- I hold no GME stock. Just watching from the sidelines. I buy through my broker at 100 share lots. I don't have $10k to gamble on this, but **IF** I had bought $GME at *ANY* price, I would hold.

>>27723274
You did better than a lot of people. Good job

is it going back above 70 or should i get out now

>>27724515
or what? Fuck you, I will get out when it hits $3 or $2.

>>27722550
The Winklevosses are unironically based. Smart enough to invent facebook, even though they got kiked because they were young and inexperienced (not as jewish as zucc at the time). But then they were the first to prave the way with bitlicense, Gemini, all that.. really forward thinking. There's a great hour long interview they gave that you can find on youtube about their history with facebook and what they've been up to. Down to earth, chill guys.

>>27723531
About in 4 days

Kek at the tards who would rather ride it down to 0 than admit defeat and at least keep some money.

>DIAMOND HANDS
>MY WIFE'S BOYFRIEND
>I AM RETARD
so this is the power of the reddit hivemind?

>>27724698
why is the message always "tomorrow it moons"?

>>27724698
Your logic makes no sense. If you would hold at any price then you should be more than happy to buy a few shares, seems like a no brainier quick 25%+ gain

>>27724729
No one really knows, some people say that squeeze already happened others still believe in it. Its up to you to decide what to do

>>27724683

>>27719556
dude i got in on friday

>>27724698
Hope you're meming. If you're not, you're a retard. Shorts only get published semimonthly. Today is lock-in, and release is on the 9th. Literally no one knows what the short ratio is, except for backchannels among the hedge funds themselves. All the other "figures" you see are estimates based on trade volume and order books. But these funds work on dark pools as well. When they said they closed their positions, morons thought it was just a lie. Perhaps it was a half-truth, but retail investors have NO IDEA what happens on these dark pools, especially during AH trading.

Why would anyone have it at this point? The whole idea was to keep it til friday or monday and dump

how do i invest in rope stocks?

>>27724524

Wow, image swapped, but even worse it was with the CLF shills image, eeugh

>>27721833
Those brown people will never work. They are a net loss in the countries they move into, even after generations.

>>27720520
Go fuck yourself, schlomo.

i’m at 178, out at 65. hold me bros

>>27725127
le squeeze is not le squoze

>>27725322
The plan was to squeeze on specific days of the short, right? Everyone who kept at that point was a dumbass or going long

reddit live copestream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR2fs2rC_X8

>>27725303
I am still HOLDING

What gets me is that there are people who bought at +$300 and believe they're having a "Michael Burry" moment. They believe that everyone thinks they're wrong but suddenly everything will go just like they planned. They just have to persevere during this low period and then they'll somehow come out on top.

These people are going to hold straight into financial ruin.

>>27725303
$390 better than $0, why didn't you limit sell at $80 though? That was a good buffer and the one I used.

>>27719969
got a korg m50 and some monitor speakers

>>27725578
I bought over $300 like a retard, but only what I could afford to lose
it's not like I bought 150 shares at $300
I bought 2

>>27725521
>remember you dont lose money you dont sell classic

>>27725611
woke up at 6:30, saw it was at 85, thought it might dead cat bounce up to 110 like yesterday

learned a lesson about not jumping on mainstream news trends, and still have 390 to try earning back the losses elsewhere!

at least my 50 amc @ 12 will eventually be worth something post covid

>>27725521
>open stream literal niggers are talking about how smart they are, how they are have mathematicians and blockchain engineers in their discord
you can't get any more dunning kruger than redditors

>>27719272
Sold at 450 premarket Thursday
>Feelsgoodman

i'm never trading in stocks ever again, too much jewery. Crypto here i come

>>27725886
>learned a lesson about not jumping on mainstream news trends
buy the rumor, sell the news.
basic rule of investing.

>>27725578
Bought 16 @ >300. Incredibly stupid, at least I have learned that lesson now. Boy was it exciting when it hit 500 though! Glad I exited even at a loss when I did.

>>27722512
>4chan makes weak joke/meme about Redditors as a collective being cuckolds
>Redditors take the fun out of it for you by self-deprecating and adopting the meme themselves
>whoa bro cringe
4chan fragility, gentlemen.

I hope you niggeloogies who sold at 65 are using your remaining funds to short it back to 20

Oh man I've been glued to my screen for the past week
This is the funniest shit that has ever happened on /biz/ since Bitconnect

I mean
Brick and mortar company with obsolete business model
+
Hedgies getting rekt by other hedgies
+
WSB early bird chads pumping and dumping this shit stock on clueless reddit basedboys
+
Same cult mentality as the Bitconnect mess

How the hell anyone expected this to end differently?

>>27725951
>the lispfaggot explaining short ladder attacks to the rest of the smoothbrains

i just gave up and sold at a loss of 20 bucks
Theres nowhere near enough info nor enough transparency to make a good decision.

>>27726438
kek
I thought the lispfag was making fun of them at first

>>27720321
>CLOSED OUT
does not say they COVERED.
later the article baits and switches you to say another hedgie COVERED.
just listen to the terminology: "closed out"
we know this tune.

bottom line:
1. price is irrelevant in determining future price
only supply and demand will determine that.
2. any statement, no matter who it comes from
must. have. proof.
not screenshots of he-said-she-said-they-said-we-said-the-mods-said-wallstreebets is an elaborate conspiracy theory rivaling a tom clancy novel.
black and white. facts and figures.
penalty of perjury, Proof. MATH.

BUCCABUCCABUCCABUCCABUCCA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5vw4ajnWGA

>>27726221
You will never be a woman

>People who bought the stock at >350 and are still holding have lost at least 80% of their money
Hot damn.

>>27716982
>Sold at a 300 loss
>immediately put my leftover money in some penny stocks ive been eyeing
>already up 100
Might be ok bros

>>27720321
>Source: CNBC

More important question: is BlackRock still in? How do you know?
If not, this is 100% certified dead no matter what redditards say

>>27726949
i’m skeptical after getting burned on gme, what’s the stock?

>>27720407
Too you advice man feels better

>>27722172
>gay ass nigga
didnt expect that from reddit lmao

Hehe

>>27720407
this guy was right i feel like a million bucks despite being down about 500 on this whole fiasco

>>27720520
I find it funny that everyone else who replied made no attempts to respond to the fact that they regularly swallow fake news as long as it conforms to their beliefs

>>27723007
>>if i understand correctly, there will be a point were it will go below what it used to before this fuckery happened? and then it will bounce back to the mean??
no, that part of the chart is jsut to say the share goes to shit

so was it fun being part of history?

I bought more, haha haha HAHAHA

>>27729242
lost 2500$

so no

>>27722508
MY GOD WHO WOULD HAVE EVER GUESSED THAT WSB AND BIZ ARE THE SAME PEOPLE
>muh reddit spacing
you fucking morons deserve be slaves.

HERE

I

DID

THIS

JUST

TO

MOCK

YOU

>>27729242
>didn't lose any money
>get a lot of joy out of other people's suffering
>learned a shit ton about finance
yeah, was great.

I bought 157 at 90. I'm going to hold. Until somebody says "THE SQUEEZE IS SQUOZE". Then i'm going to shoot up my nearest synagogue :')

>>27729503
looking forward to your live shooting on the 9th then

>>27716982
I don't care, i'm never selling.

I'm not one of the cucks who claims that and then nervously sells at a 10% loss a day later to post laughing bear faces, i'm literally not selling.

I bought ETH at $18 and i'm not selling
I bought LINK at $0.29 and i'm not selling

You still don't understand. I AM NEVER FUCKING SELLING

>>27718650
Never, EVER, "buy the dip"

>>27729612
cope is strong in this one.

>>27729612

So ur like a dragon :')

>>27729612
cope

>>27716982
I LOST $250

As a poorfag, this actually hurts

>>27729503
Hey anon.... I have something I really want you to hear:

THE SQUEEZE IS SQUOZE

Can I have your stocks when you die? I will HODL them in your martyred name, forever.

>>27729612
bro what are you talking about and why are you using that spacing?

>>27729503

>>27728562
You’re gonna be kicking yourself when the squeeze drives the price up to $40,000

>>27729322
Just a drop in the ocean anon, everyone takes the L sometimes.

>>27729775
>>27729788
>>27729812

What am I lying about?

Fuck you, my dick is bigger, my girl is hotter, my face looks nicer, I have a dank career, come from a fantastic family, run fat deals, work had, have worked hard for my shit, and I do exactly what I say.

Pic related its me and my bitch.

>>27730011

>>27729612
WE SHALL PASS OUR STOCK CERTIFICATES ON TO OUR GRANDCHILDREN'S GRANDCHILDREN'S GENETICALLY MODIFIED GRANDCHILDREN, AND WE SHALL TELL THEM:

DON'T YOU EVER FORGET THAT GLORIOUS DAY, WHERE IF YOU LOOK WEST WITH JUST THE RIGHT EYES YOU CAN STILL SEE THAT FAINT LINE WHERE THE WATER STOPPED RISING, AND MEN KNEW THEY WOULD NEVER BE FREE.

GME. NEVER FORGET. HODL FOR HUMANITY.

>>27722353
I have 8 averaging a cost of 275, kill me now

>>27718123
is that was the squeeze, why didnt the price go up?

>>27730119
Damn bro. Happy couple. I am legit jealous, but your beautiful and completely compelling picture, also gives me hope, that I may one day have a family photo album such as yours.

>>27730127
seethe and cope

>>27723110
https://tradesmithdaily.com/investing-strategies/the-drop-in-gamestop-short-interest-could-be-real-or-deceptive-market-manipulation/

Options fuckery

>>27722711
People are selling it's over
I'm holding some just in case

>>27719466
based paper pusher

>>27720310
>Jews did this
No, they didn't. A bunch of Redditors made a Pump and Dump and convinced others that by participating the "evil" hedge funds would collapse.

However, the only hedge fund that was close to collapse was Melvin Capital, a tiny hedge fund with only 33 employees. Meanwhile, BlackRock with 16200 emoyees made billions out of you morons. And that was only one of the many hedge funds that made a lot of money from this PnD.
>muh RobinHood
The price would've still collapsed on Friday because it was a PnD. No matter how much money you put in, eventually it has to come down.

It simply can't go up forever. 10200 % is ridiculously high on the stock market, you retards got played.

I'm laughing my ass off at all the retards unironically buying high then selling low a few days later. You couldn't be any more retarded than buying above $200 and selling below $100.
I bought at $73 last week, sold at just $110 and felt like a retard when it went up to like $450, but now buying again today in the 60s

>>27730710
>stopping retail investors from buying in no way affected the price trust me it would have happened anyway i can't prove it but just trust me ok I'm repeating standard talking points here I'm very knowledgeable
GME was jews and retards

>>27729503
IN MINECRAFT

>>27724433

They don't have a prayer. All of those avenues are too crowded already (PC hardware, PC games) or absolutely blocked (digital console game sales).

Anything you hear is as viable as Blockbuster claiming they would pivot to video streaming.

They're dead.

>>27730710
this niggas defending the hedgies

>>27729612
>bragging about being a retard
Thank you for holding my bags, peasant

>>27729242
im never part of anything. I just sit on the sidelines watching shit burn

>>27716982
bought some comfy puts today
wish me luck retard-o-trons

>>27716982
Thread's theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4JefucHKYU

>>27719272
I knew I should have sold Monday morning fuck. Luckily I only have 2 shares.

>>27716982
this is like that part in the avengers when spiderman said "I don't feel so good"

my balls have been squoozed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV5QlSgq7lg

>>27730907
Putting more money in would've made the price go higher on Tuesday, but by Friday (when the smart ones got out) it would've gone to the floor still. That's how bubbles work you moron, stocks cannot go up forever.
>>27731061
This nigga defending WSB mods and their PnD.

>>27720146
>prove the shorts were closed

The proof is in the stock price, see OP pic for details you idiot. All those "short ladder attacks" were retail investors getting cold feet and selling up and being bought up by shorts to cover.

You bought the Reddit bullshit.

>>27730710
And Melvin probably took out fresh short positions at 250 to take most of the sting out of it

>>27719587
I quadrupled my money on it, because I'm not dumb enough to pay some apes on WallStreetBets any heed. Thanks Reddit. Thanks bagholders.

I did make a thread that recommended that you short GME as soon as you could.

Oh well. It's still not too late to make some money shorting the stock. It will timble back down to 14 if not lower.

>>27722605
thank you based clf poster
>>27723829
show your buys

>>27716982
You’re a little early one post faggot, it’ll be over on the 9th, that’s the day we all find out.

>>27725221
Why does this look familiar

>>27732299
GME $45 02/12 Calls are fucking printing.

>>27732497
is this cope? bloomberg terminals have live short stats kek. the squeeze has been sqeezzzzzed

>>27718123
ye it seems to me they are, i was thinking about writing on that retarded forum something like "ye, thank you for proving me right, that all of you are literally retarded, not in the hahaha I'm an ape I'm retarded way, but as in literally". Of course, it would be just downvoted and who cares.

HAHAH lets buy stock for lolz. And while mainly if someone is stupid enough to spend all his savings on a stock some retarded dumb fuck suggested, it's his own fault. They sure did help ppl make stupid decisions with that idiot "movement?? [no not really]". Sorry but typing at the end of your 600-page long essay about why to buy and hold stock after its over that you are not a financial specialist not gonna help. Most ppl probably won't even read it all.

Realistically, it's not like you can sue them for giving shit tips, but hope at least a few of them feel bad, but I feel like they are too retarded to even realize that. They really should rename that sub to r/WallStreetRetards

57.73

>>27719773
you are an idiot, can't really add much else. That sums it up.

GAMESTUNK

>>27723582
Look at it as a lesson: next time there is a mania for a stock you will remember this and how the game was rigged against the retailer.

>>27733753
GAMEDROP

>>27718530
yes

>>27726855
bath in hodler tears

NOOOOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOO REDDIT SAID WE WILL MOON

It's not about the money
It's about sending a message

Can't sell now, worst time.
May as well let it sit for months/years shit will rebound once covid is over.

>>27719773

I bought at $19 in November thinking that PS5 would boost the stock to $40 and I would cash out in new years eve

Then the whole reddit thing began So I planned to cash out at $100

then I woke up to $140 and raised my limit to $200

then at $360 I put it on $500


even now at $50 i'm still making good profit, so I will just hold until all the idiot redditors that bought @ $100 $200 and $300 cash out and then short sellers finally buy back @20-30 temporarily boosting the stock over $200

>>27716982
>it is over
>>27717042
>redditbros
>>27735912
>It's not about the money
>It's about sending a message
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

>>27736124
>rebound
>>27736241
>Then the whole reddit thing began So I planned to cash out at $100
>then I woke up to $140 and raised my limit to $200
>then at $360 I put it on $500

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

>>27736241
>boosting the stock over $200
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

>>27736241
Hedges are monitoring tardstreetbets so they'll probably just take their play and make it work with their big capital and assrape their fellow hedgies

>>27716982
Just buy one so you can blend in with that crew when they inevitably start to flip out. Rugs been pulled. Play both sides.

>>27720089
sell and use what you would have lost to invest in something actually worthwhile. that will teach you more than holding it

>>27724998
Because, tomorrow it will moon

>>27729961
Ye

>>27730710
People like the guy you are replying to are the same tards saying to hold on monday, the jews didn't fuck them over they fucked themselves over(at least this time)

People told them to sell, and that it was over, they just refused to listen, some even doubled down and "bought the dip".