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When they realize 100% of liquidity was actually locked and all they had to do was check team.finance
What are they going to do when they just had to join the telegram to see that our whales hold.
What are they going to do when their friend and work mentions it and it’s $3
What are they going to do when they didn’t buy before McDonalds tried to sue Ethereum Blockchain
What are they going to do when they don’t buy under 5c

>> No.27708694

Are Reddit fags typically retarded enough to buy uniswap shitcoins or is it only us?

>> No.27708705
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>> No.27708794

>>27708694
After SHIB I think they’re brave enough

>> No.27708850

>>27708705
Big if true

>> No.27708893

>>27708794
I'm up 10x, just find the RIGHT shitcoins. Not all shitcoins are equal.

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>>27708615
>What are they going to do when they just had to join the telegram to see that our whales hold.
Creasing at this one

>> No.27708992
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>>27708615
Im in it for the good mcdonald titties

>> No.27709304

>>27708615
They'll fomo in. It's the cruel self-fulfilling prophecy of memetics in action. The beauty of crypto is it lets us see these complex mechanisms on a very isolated space. The minute anon says he won't buy the shitcoin is the minute both his and the shitcoin's fates are forever sealed. If you ask me it's direct proof of quantum immortality but what do I know? I'm just a burger flipper because I was that anon who didn't buy MCDC early.

>> No.27709305

I want to gamble on another shitcoin before bull season ends, but why would I pick one that doesn’t do anything?

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>>27709304
Retarded but based

>> No.27710371

>>27708694
I miss etherdelta and the grand old days of watching retards fat finger hundreds of ETH into the most obscure shit

>> No.27710405

>>27709305
I’d rather pick $COCKS a decentralized 3D graphing software for bank interest loans. It will totally take off in the next 2 weeks

>> No.27710677

>>27710405
Point taken. What’s the make it stack?

>> No.27710785

>>27709305
DOGE doesnt do anything either and see what happened

>> No.27711198

>>27710677
McRanks are better descriptors:
https://mcdcoin.finance

>> No.27712450

>>27708992
>my two weaknesses are big macs and anime tiddies
alright anon, fuck it - how do I buy in?

>> No.27713173

>>27712450
https://app.uniswap.org/#/swap?outputCurrency=0x8937041c8c52a78c25aa54051f6a9dada23d42a2

>> No.27713397
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>>the year is 2027
>>sorry sir, we only accept MCDC
Will you bros be getting on the ground floor?

>> No.27713428

>>27711198
>https://mcdcoin.finance
this has great meme potential, I’ll give you that

>> No.27715056
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>2021
>McDonald's files lawsuit against crypto broker Uniswap
>2022
>McDonald's drops charges after Vitalik dies in a motor vehicle accident after a fit of rage in court trying to explain why gas fees are so high
>Warren Buffet admits he bought MCDC at presale, going against his previous statements
>2023
>Covid is still raging the US, most people have had it thrice and half the people have left the country by rope
>50% rebate on all deliveries from McD when paying contactless using MCDC
>2024
>Taxes reach ATH of 80%, most of the states have merged due to low population and insane debt from government shorting MCDC
>2025
>MCDC is now worth 100 big macs, reaching the limit of the fractional MCDC (.01) and is the only recognized payment method
>2026
>Russia nukes the US in an attempt to extort MCDC as they have restored communism and famine has been raging for two years
>2027
>90% of the population eat big macs for dinner
>2028
>MACD launches new blockchain with sub microsecond transaction times and throughput of 100000000orders / second
>2029
>Most people live in trees and get their big macs delivered by drone
>2030
>Sea level suddenly falls by 40 meters, allowing big macs to be farmed on the bottom of the ocean
>2031
>The UN surrenders to the MCDC infantry which have been terrorizing the globe for 5 years straight
BUY THE FUCKING DIP

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>>27712450
UniSwap

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>>27715056
kek

>> No.27716768

>>27716397
More big juicy burger pics pls

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>Lunch: packed
>McDCoin: hodled
>Waller: juicy

LETS GO MCBROS

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>>27716768
Post your stack then only I will post more

>> No.27718753

>>27716503
how many MyCockDestroyCu for her?
>>27716397
aaaa

>> No.27720099

lol im not paying $40 to buy some gme wannabe
retards