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i don't understand wasn't the short contract supposed to end last friday or something?

>>27708153
this is bait

imagine losing your life savings while proudly referring to yourself as drooling retard on the internet

>>27708052
I genuinely can't tell if this is sarcasm or not

You are all right except for one point:

>this time the game has been really rigged
>Robinhood stopped the buy, only sell
>these people deserve some kind of compensation

That said, being coward Americans, they will just cope

respect him

>>27708052
Holy fuck

>>27708165
Yeah. The reason people were encouraging others to buy/hold till Monday was so that they'd have massive volume to sell their long positions into.

>>27708153
>took his mom to a rave
Kind of a weird dude.

>>27708332
If he sold, he will get arrested

I used to think the stages of grief was just a heuristic at best and pseudo-science at worst, but now I have seen the stages unfold in real time with these redditors and I'm honestly impressed.

>>27708052
It's bad karma to laugh at the misfortunes of others. Even redditors.

is funny how all this is like Q but even more retarded

>I'll stick up to wall street by losing my house and having my wife divorce me. That'll show them hehe

95% certain these are bots

>>27708463
All money transferred to rich jews

>>27708404
I feel bad for most of them to be honest

>>27708052
This thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ1vACybK18

>they’re one of the good hedgies right guys?

>>27708402

Experience real loss sometime, they're real

cope is getting real

>>27708561
Ahahahahahah

>>27708365
That not true though right? They could literally short it one more time for the lulz and force every redditor into suicide and they wouldn't even have to buy it back

>>27708520
I hope it's bots, but the number of posts of people saying their buying GME even today is fucked up. A lot of young people ruined their lives this week.

>>27708609
These people aren’t real

>>27708052
back to /b/ amiright?

Also isn't it tragic that Americans are so brainwashed that they believe playing the capitalist game is a form of revolutionary action? The elites will never be usurped because normal people can't even imagine anything different despite all their suffering. just lmao

>>27708397
Exactly what I was thinking. He can literally just use the "I like the stock" line as a legal defence. But its a little harder to say that if you sold it all for millions. Lol it's like he has to hold now. The SEC will think he looks guilty and say he set it all up as a scam to rip off people on the internet if he sells.

>>27708689
That is actually good advice.
That place got co-opted, probably by Chinese

>>27708689
>the media were calling these guys smart

>>27708402
kek

>>27708689
In their defence wsb is the least cucked subreddit but /b/ lol whut yeah go for it bois

Why do they keep repeating that the hedgies are getting nervous?

They don't give a shit, they have dealt with worse situations for years, thay are masters at keeping a cool head.

Redditards are the ones that are having a fucking mental breakdown.

>>27708397
>>27708750
He held a fraction of his initial investment though, around $50k or so. Could he not argue that he couldn't afford to hold his full investment due to personal financial reasons or some shit?

>>27708234
Kek

>>27708750
Yep, what he did is highly illegal. Otherwise you would have rich people on TV telling you what to buy for their profits. What about Elon?

>>27708153
>>27708388
Either this guy is a master of the art or absolutely fucking clueless.

>>27708715
American hypocrisy runs rampant in the nation

>>27708917
>He held a fraction of his initial investment
He is fucked. He should had ride the pump silently, like everyone else who made a profit. But, what about Elon??

>>27708852
Because it's reddit. A cult. You must agree with the gospel or you get run out of town.

So even if value is shit right now, it'll just eventually go up, right? Obviously I bought in on the meme and don't know how this stuff works

>>27708657
They are tho. You don't know how desprate a man can get when he has lost everything. This is nothing but a hail mary, as they have no ither option.
Sunk cost fallacy is fucking heavy over there

>>27708200
Masterfully done bait, though.

>>27709059
There's no more hype behind any of this and it's been regulated to shit by the brokage applications. I don't think a spike to 300 is likely to happen anytime soon.

These bag-holding morons probably saved one of the most hated corporations in the country from bankruptcy. lmao

>>27709010
starting to think Robinhood was right after all in halting trading

I watch a couple hundred movies a year (yes I make a list) and I've never seen any of the shit these redditers keep referencing

>>27708609
Is paperhands a new term? I have never heard it until reading these.

>>27709059
I hope you didn't invest much into it

>>27709214
Do you think it'll ever hit 200 again? If the dream is dead i can just hold until i break even and just be happy i was here for the ride.

>>27709322
They didn’t halt trading : they halted buying only

>>27709059
>So even if value is shit right now, it'll just eventually go up, right?
Dude, even at $90 per share it's already inflated to at least nine times what it's actually worth. It already skyrocketed to over $400 last Friday. Anyone who didn't sell then is a certified retard and a greedy faggot.

>>27709299
they were feeling nostalgic, they wanted to be fucked by GameStop one last time

>>27709322
yup
>>27709406
This is why we didn't get threads every hour of some retard crying on reddit and 4chan about losing everything.


robinhood really is the hero

>>27709397
No. Holding or selling doesn’t make a difference anymore the price is settled

>>27709397
Fuck off gambler, don't even reply to me again.

I don't trust you would sell if it rose to 200, or 300 or even 1000.

Eat a bag of dicks you deserve this

>>27709097
>>27709010
I don’t quite get it, how bad did these people fuck up? Personally I sunk 6k into BB and AMC which atm seems like a terrible buy but at the end of the day it’s not life changing and I have learned a good lesson about quick money, still some of these people must have invested a lot of money they don’t have to be already imagining themselves doing one final battle like they are Spartans in 300

>>27709397
This.

Do you guys reckon Reggie took stock options as part of his contract?

>>27709322
What they did was still illegal. They conspired to manipulate the market on behalf of hedge funds who got caught with their pants down.
That definitely doesn’t excuse the abject retardation and refusal to admit that they lost the bet though. Imagine betting on the Chiefs to win the Super Bowl on Sunday and when the the Buccaneers win you’re still pretending there’s a chance for the chiefs to win a week later

What about Elon Musk? Do you think he made a profit out of this? That would be highly illegal

>>27709513
AMC will probably go up a little bit at the end of March when the Godzilla vs Kong movie debuts. You might as well hold it until then if you can afford it.
>>27709583
Big if true.

>>27709010
Will they just drop this shit so I can get back in. I bought it for the company

>>27709643
>What they did was still illegal. They conspired to manipulate the market on behalf of hedge funds
No they didn't. They restricted buying stock because issues with their clearing house since there was huge volatility. Nothing they did was illegal.

>>27709322
It would have kept climbing is retards were allowed to keep buying. The reason it crashed, the reason they are now using the "we protected you" line is because they halted trading. The moon mission was on brother. But they shot that sucker out of the air.
Now they are trying to convince everyone to just give up and sell. We are not only to retarded to trade stonks but we now also have to wear a bicycle helmet incase we pump into a nonretard, we can't hurt anyone or ourselves.

>>27709322
Yeah. People would've just fallen from a higher place. Worst thing is that people who they protected will tear em apart limb by limb.

I'll buy their ipo though

>>27708609

The funny thing is when they post their positions at the bottom and it's like 3 shares of GME. Do they really think that is "hurting the hedgies"? Jesus they're so delusional.

>>27709780
>issues with their clearing house since there was huge volatility
The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

>>27709901
is driving redditors to suicide the ultimate sneedpost

>>27709901
I get the joke, but logically, it would've just been Chuck's Seed and Feed.

>>27708404
>>27708520
As redditors and dem-voters, They want you broke, dead, your kids raped and brainwashed, and they think its funny.

>>27709780
I have discovered that many on here don't venture outside of /biz/ and wsb to get their info. Then they post with complete authority as if they know the whole situation.

Where did the whole "they have to buy the shares" shit come from

>>27708404
Karma doesn‘t exist you retarded hippie

>>27709901
>i don't like what im hearing and i cant refute it, so here is a sneed copypasta

Wait, there's more drama!

>The founder of the Wallstreet bets sub was inactive before the gamestonk frenzy
>As soon as he realizes that it the sub got famous, he decides to take control of it
>Sells the rights to the movie to Netflix
>Refers to him and the other other original inactive mods as "the board of directors"
>Refers to the actual active mods as "minimods"
>One of the mods speak out
>Comment deleted
>User banned
>Reddit admins don't intervene and let the takeover happen

Archive of the deleted thread: https://archive.is/Q5Pqr

>>27708715
You're retarded.

>>27709322
what got me was the one I saw earlier about the retard crying that etoro sold his gme at an 80% stoploss

fucker should have been glad they yarded his dumb ass out of the fire

>>27708520
That's like feeling bad for a drunk driver who totalled his car. Play stupid games win stupid prizes.
I feel happy the ones who made a profit. And there was many of them. Well done to them.

Since redditors like to compare this shit to movies, I wonder when they will realize Robin Hood was the good guy all along trope trying to prevent people from doing exactly this shit, putting their entire lifes on the line.

>>27708750
Nothing will happen to him because he was a plant from the start. Picture the bogs calling him
>"Mister Deepvalue we ave a job for you"

>>27710125
That escalated quickly

What kind of post should i open there to be doused in reddit awards?

>>27710244
Check'd, kek'd, and Bogpilled

>>27708052
>dont lose hope
>hope
kek, imagine investing with hope. The absolute state of reddit

>>27710102
Do you think Elon made a profit out of this? Smartass?

>It's not about money, it's about losing everything.

>>27708365
>buy a new car
>set it on fire
>I HAVEN’T ACTUALLY LOST ANY MONEY UNTIL I DECIDE TO SELL IT

>>27709059
Dude it's worth absolutely max $15-20. Get out while you can and stop investing, you're going to destroy yourself financially.

>>27708388

>>27709780
And what was the issue with the clearing house?

>>27710770
>asks for proofs
Dilate

>>27708153
>27708153
I dont understand

>>27710770
Since there was massive volatility the clearinghouses were asking for more collateral to be put down by RH, right? Collateral RH just didn't have which is why they restricted buy orders. That's my understanding, at least.

Here comes the DOOOOOMP

>>27710940
How come they didn’t have it if the money for buying was on Robinhood accounts ? Oh vey

>>27708792
how do you defend against an influx of opportunists pitching the next big thing(r) and a like and upboat army?

>>27710940
They were asking for 100% collateral, full covering of all orders. This wasn't just raised in response to volatility, it was purposefully made impossible.

>>27711288
>full covering of all orders
So what? They could have stopped sales with margin.

>stock opens
>gme already at 80

>>27711288
when stocks shoot around like that the risk that someone aint getting paid rises exponentially

the clearing house took one look at the dumpster fire and wanted cash up front which is their legal right

>>27711120
individual robinhood accounts aren't the ones putting money up for collateral, it's RH themselves that have to put up collateral. Which is why when their clearinghouse asked for more RH initially wasn't able to.

>>27711288
>This wasn't just raised in response to volatility
It was
>it was purposefully made impossible.
It clearly wasn't made too impossible because the next day RH had raised enough capital to start executing trades again

>>27711488
They're short ladder attacking it you fucking shill!

Anons I bought in @ 300...
Will I make it?

>>27711535
>wanted cash up front
Cash that Robinhood should have had, since it was on their clients accounts. Or is Robinhood a scam ?

>>27709322
They prevented people from buying right when it fell to $120 and right before it shot up to $400+. They may have helped save some idiots from themselves but they also screwed the non Redditors.

>>27711563
>RH themselves that have to put up collateral
With money from the accounts, retard

>>27711625
no

This GME bullshit is the funniest shit i've seen in ages

>people in this board actually took advice from plebbit
>had plenty of chances to cash in an easy profit but didn't because "fuck wall street bro"

lmao, this is no refunds bernie all over again

>>27711659
why the fuck would robinhood be sitting on enough cash for a once in a lifetime pump and dump that involves millions of people suddenly flooding into a single meme stock over the space of two days?

>>27711763
What accounts? User accounts? You realise that users aren't the ones putting up collateral to execute trades?

>>27711625
Invest in a rope.

>>27711898
>collateral
Do you know the meaning of this word? If I buy A without margin I’m putting 100% on the money to buy A. The clearing house is asking for a collateral to protect from you saying that you don’t have money to pay at the end of the day when the money is transferred. The risk, in this case, is zero. The money was there, RH could have used it as a collateral

>>27709030
Did Elon actually buy?

>>27711625
goodnight sweet prince

>>27708332
>its okay for him to withdraw before the bubble bursts
>but if anyone with financial issues even thinks about it, he gets cyberbullied

lmao

>>27712279
did they have it in immediate liquid cash though?

The emojis make these so hard to read

>>27712350
I truly hope so. And I hope he is holding. Does this seems like a sell signal to you?

>>27712033
Checked
>>27712374
ANONS PLEASE I DONT WANT TO LOSE IT ALL?

>>27712350
no way, hes not retarded

>>27712496
Maybe not! Maybe they were investing it in crypto. Would this be legal?

>>27708052
this cant be real. someone is trolling fucking reddit. some fuckin anon fucking with them.

>>27712279
Go look up how stocks trading works lmao, RH still needs to put down collateral upfront to the clearinghouse even if nobody is trading on margin. Buy orders aren't just executed instantly.
>The money was there
The money wasn't there, because the clearinghouses were asking for more collateral that RH literally didn't have, which is why they very publicly got billions of dollars in cash injections to help their liquidity issues

>>27711625
>>27712661
why didnt you sell at $400 retard? That's what I did.

>>27711625
Na, just cash out. With the remaining pittance I would recommend buying a bullet, stealing a gun, and ending your pathetic life. In the next life, don't invest based on memes.

>>27712582
Notice the price : 147 euro. I truly hope for his legality that he took this bag like his followers

>>27712788
Why tf would u not sell at 100k when ur 18 lol

>>27712788
>lets move out for no reason and lose all my gains!
These people aren't going to make it financially, ever.

Just trust the technical analysis by reddit experts.

>>27710099
Ok it's bad Juju then

>>27712683
Yes you retard, not having billions of dollars sitting around in liquid cash for a once in a lifetime bubble of 2000% in a month that has millions of people funnelling into a few meme stocks is entirely legal. Are you brain dead?

This went from cool to cringe quick

>>27710099
>Karma, a Sanskrit word that roughly translates to "action," is a core concept in some Eastern religions
>Actions don't exist

What did he mean by this?

>>27712856
Just starting to dawn on you that you have been rooked?

>>27712947
lmfao

>>27712947
actually retarded

>>27712675
So way he was telling people to buy?Are you implying he was selling?

>>27711120
On robinhood you can trade like 1k right away before funds clear your account no? I could be wrong but that's what I've geard. You have a massive amount of people getting caught in the hype creating new accounts and that will pit pressure on robin hood to be able to make those payments to the clearing house

>>27713059
>why would a tech guy like elon musk already be holding stock in GameStop?

>>27712928
Fucking idiot would have been set for life, but he decided to be a greedy faggot. I get that everyone is stupid at that age, but come on man.

>>27708482
No, redditors really think this way

>>27712788
I'm 22 and paid my student loan with AMC
>Meanwhile in Reddit
Fuck em

>>27713202
The instant 1k is true anon yes

>>27708052
No proof, so it's a lie

>>27713032
Then compensation claims seems based?

>>27708153
Is this technically a form of dollar cost averaging?

>>27712788
he better sell while he is still up, altho the fact he is still up means he bought when it was really really low.
Better sell now and not be greedy.

Alrighty who's behind this one?

>>27713241
Kek, where is the SEC ?

>>27708052

i feel dumb for having lost 200 bucks just bcz i wanted to be part of it but damn, reddit guys make me feel good for showing how much dumber one can be.

>>27712947
Literal animal crossing turnip pattern

Finally caved and bought a share at $93 and change solely so I could say I participated in this Jewish spectacle, and low and behold I’m already down $10 on my investment. KEK!

why didn't these people put sell orders at $350 or even $400? did they really think fucking gamestop would hit a $1000. classic example of don't take a meme too far.

>>27709780
Explain why TD Ameritrade, Schawb, and others did the same.

>>27708689
>>27708842
It's reddit's weird crush with 4chan, like the "Like 4chan found a bloomberg terminal" thing, they try to emulate what they think are channer mannerisms but don't actually know anything about the site and think it's still 2008 era /b/

I'm a poor fag who was almost retarded enough to buy this shit last Thursday with my rent money, but common sense prevailed. how the fuck do these actual retards have tens and hundreds of thousands of dollars to throw away at memes? its not fair. I might be an alcoholic idiot who drinks vodka like its water but I busted my ass building houses for years, doing actual work, and I have nothing to show for it.

>>27713491
>vega/theta inflation

>>27713677
they did, that's why it went down immedietely after reaching 470 USD. Only 50IQ leftist retards from leddit were left behind holding bags

>>27711625
If you average down you might be able to save yourself with the afternoon pump

>>27713736
...because of issues with their clearing house since there was huge volatility?

>>27711617
at this point i cant tell if this is real, im certain this has a name the somethingorother effect

if the general public didn't get on board, do you think there was a better chance of this going high? freemium platforms arguing the instability of it all vs having an influx of people buying stock.

good thing robinhood blocked me from buying GME last week. thank you robinhood

>>27713491
He has lots of rocket emojis so he must know what he's talking about

>>27711625
Only if you go on wsb and pump the stocks up by repeating the same memes over and over.

Don’t forget the rocket emojis.

>>27713883
it's zero-sum, someone has to hold the bags

>>27708404
>bad karma
They probably should have thought about that before wanking about being morally superior for pumping a stock

>>27708332
defending some ex stockbroker rich kike. that's reddit alright.

HAHAHAHAHAA

OH NO NO NO NO

>>27713568
That's how most of these faggots learned about investing lmao

>>27714094

>>27709322
its more like a self-fullfilling prophecy, they stopped buying "so that retail doesnt get burnt", through the stop the stock plumbets and retail gets burned, no they can say didnt we tell you! we did it to save retail!

>>27713776
Some of them just have more money than sense, but I gather most have just tossed away long-term savings or got themselves into a fuckton of debt

>>27713776
They are morons who inherited grandma's life savings. That's the only explanation of how anyone so stupid could possibly have that much money to flush down the toilet.

>>27713491
VEGETA WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS SQUEEZE LEVEL?

>>27708153
gets me everytime

>>27712947
Confident dumb people are the absolute worst. This character trait makes you a bad person.

The banned the best mod yesterday fuck that place

>>27709780
Why does making the stock sell-only help with that situation?

>>27713448
If it were true it'd more so be an example of retardation. Dollar cost averaging is typically done when you're looking to place a long term investment with the assumption that buying small parts of your investment at a time will negate the impact of volatility on your average buy-in price. Conversely, this faggot was already up shit creek without a paddle and figured he might aswell dive into the rushing torrents and swim to the finish line. It's a larp anyway so doesn't really matter.

>>27708332
>in at 300
the state

>>27708332
>>27708397
He's not losing shit.

>>27713936
The big brokers easily have enough capital to handle the volatility, so this is not a legitimate answer. There was legitimate concern of a collapse.

many such cases

>>27714298
Nonce

>>27714041

Probably, once this hit twitter and all the randoms jumped in it went from watching and waiting for a potential squeeze to the largest pump and dump in recent history securing the hedge funds the perfect excuse to bend rules and get out of their bad positions.

>>27714613
Yeah I really enjoyed browsing it the last year, they had interesting DD posts and good memes from time to time. It has been destroyed in 1-2 weeks.

>>27713753
>We’re just like 4chan guys! Normies fear us!
>fuck off nigger
>you have been permanently banned from our club

>>27708520
I don’t they are everything wrong with this modern world and deserve eternal hell fire

>>27714298
>Just...

>>27714614
RH doesn't need to put down collateral for sell orders, they do for buy orders.

>>27714713
>The big brokers easily have enough capital to handle the volatility
They literally didn't, which again, is why RH raised billions of dollars to help with liquidity issues.

>>27714782
kek'd

This one is the worst. Why do they act like this? They are the star of their own little movie. These people have severe autism.

>>27714720
> 92.41>90 therefore my shitty stock will moon
>today was 2 degrees colder than yesterday, winter must be around the corner!

>>27708052
A friend of mine bought one share at $45 cause Reddit told her to. She was euphoric at $340 and I told her to start thinking about taking profit and reinvesting that money because pumps don't last forever. She said she would rather wait a week and spend the money on weed.

>>27713753
the whole "wives boyfriend" shit is top tier, grade A fucking cringe from 8 years ago.

>>27709345
definitely a reddit term. weak hands is proper biz lingo

>>27708052
Just remember, these screens are just the pump. The real moon will be when an army of plebbits trying to stick it to the man lose their shit and march to occupy wall street again and get their turds stirred by the man they elected.

>>27708852
i made this point on here & /pol/ last friday. told them that the hedgies have the best minds, best technology & enough power/money to control everything. & just got some tool saying how I think the hedgies have some kind of magic. a true redditard.

>>27708365
>yada yada
TOP KEK

>>27713491
>SOURCE?
>YOU GOT A SOURCE FOR THAT?
>SOURCE OR ANY PROOF?

Fucking midwit faggots will believe anything if there is some approved msm article on it. Geezus I hate these NPC;s

>>27715247
Typical feminized, infantilized normie brain

>>27714720
>my wife's boyfriend
literal cucks thinking they're gonna make it

>>27715668
i think its irony, but don't quote me on that

>>27712947
stay calm everybody, our expert analysts just crunched the data, we're still winning baby

>>27711659
>he doesn't understand broker/clearing house relations

>>27709876
When there's a million of them holding 3 shares, I suppose it could definitely hurt the hedgies.

How did the powers that be manage to consolidate all the biggest retards that think they're genius scientists on to one simple website to control them through? It's honestly impressive.

>>27714720
It's already below $80 now.

>>27716018
I fucking KNEW this shit would happen. Dear god I was looking forward to this memegold for weeks. It's Nov 8, 2016 all over again.

>>27716415
yeah especially when its more like several million all over the world

>>27709322
>we saved you by crashing the stock

WE LOVE THIS STONKARINO

>>27712788
>crying over pocket change
lmfao imagine being a total poorfag and thinking you can make it

>>27715793
very ironic, very funny. about as funny as saying you enjoy eating shit. no self respecting person would do this.

>>27710873
I don't get these kind of people, like what is the point wearing meme on my arm for the rest of my life, to prove that I'm retarded?
Does he want to brag to people about how retarded he is so they can make fun of him and then he'll jerk off of it being clown beta cuck joke he is?
Jesus christ

>>27710873
oh god... Now he belongs to something, that's for sure.

>>27714720
Let them become the serfs that toil the soil,
Let their mouths be filled with insect powder and urine byproduct,
Let the willingly welcome a world of rent and indentured servitude,
These people do not deserve protection or pain, these people do not deserve anything

>>27716558
Saved morons from dumping their tuition loans at like $700 or whatever it would have hit. Fucked us over because we were expecting to offload our bags to them

>>27716018
>bagholder
>dude weed
>vaper
>alcoholic
>cuck

>>27716767
Think of the poor billionaires.
Pay your taxes though, they don't.

>>27716424
It's a lesson in politics anon. This is the result of straight up democracy. Idiots electing idiots to lead the idiots at the whim of idiots.

>>27716018
whats wrong with growing weed?

>>27708279
You can be 100% about it being rigged, and still lose (like Trump)

>>27710125
>/wsb/
>gets invaded by all sorts of normies due to stupid meme shit
>all of them get financially ruined
>the subreddit keeps getting spammed by braindead normies
>muh diamond hands
>all of them financially ruined
>old mods steal the subreddit from the current active mods and monetize what they can
>the entire place in fucking shambles within a week all because of a memestock
Hahaha

>>27709497
short interest is still insane but more than likely melvin got bailed out and opened more leverage @ ~$300 so doubt anyone's going down at this point - I'd bet there are a ton of institutions that piled in during the run-up, sold near $300, and dumped on these literal mouthbreathers who thought "JUST BUY AND HOLD THEY CAN'T POSSIBLY SELL IF WE RETAIL RETARDS JUST DO THAT"

idiots. Wall street algos front-ran the trades, fleeced the buyers, then shut down buying so they could call the top and make sure the shorts don't get fucked at month-end.

The game is rigged. What about this fact is difficult to understand?

>>27715662
have sex

>>27712736
>Go look up how stocks trading works lmao
T+0 would have solved Robinhood problem. Robinhood as a broker uses margin (T+2) and for this reason her clients got rekt . Should be illegal

on the WSB discord server

>>27708153
>This guy really thinks its good to buy when ther price did go up endlessly and bad to buy the dip
He could be a BIZ instructor

>>27717001
4chan is full of miserable contrarian pricks that don't like anything remotely popular

>>27717001
>dude i smoke every day and there's nothing wrong with me
he's addicted to alcohol, vapes, weed. he has zero impulse control, a total degenerate and he's exactly the type of person who still holds the stock

You think that faggot cuban was laughing at these people throw these terms around shile he was there?

>>27717001
I personally get all my financial advice from potheads

im out at 20 dollar loss
fuck this im financially fucking ruined

>>27711625
They will expect some of us in the wreckage brother.

>>27717251
How? RH would have still had to have provide collateral

Don’t get scared boys it’s just another short ladder attack.

>>27708165
Contract expiration dates only matter for you goyim. We can hold our positions forever

>>27708404
Not my fault that they didn't sell

>>27717304
Wasnt it banned?

Whoever orchestrated this entire fiasco has masterminded what will likely remain as the greatest artwork of the year, if not the decade. I have never seen such stupidity, naivety, ignorance and greed expressed en masse in such a raw, unrestrained manner. The sheer pervasiveness and magnitude of the brainwashing we've witnessed likely exceeds that of blm. The non-stop relentless, unyielding denial of reality is staggering yet horrifyingly hilarious to an outside observer. I hope we can all agree that this is a big win for us. I'm glad to see so many idiots willingly and mercilessly ransacking their own bank accounts, credit cards, student loans, retirement funds, life insurances etc. This entire event is an exemplification of the critical importance of free thought, not giving into fomo and under no circumstances believing that anyone is looking out for you except yourself. This is not a fucking hollywood superhero film. This is a film about a cabin in the woods, to which a group of clueless redditors have wandered out, following the siren's song of some promished treasure; oblivious to any danger. We are 1/3 of the way through. The rest of the film details, in graphic detail, the slow and exacting punishment dealt to them by the keeper of the woods. The one these people thought they could steal from. The one who knows the forest like the back of his hand. By our standards eternal and unchanging, as old as the forest itself; thoroughly disconnected from the particulars of his victims' day to day lives, yet more than happy to purge them for their heedless intrusion into his realm. That is what's happening here. These faggots on reddit are the unwitting stars of a horrorshow. And we have front row seats.

>>27711625
You truly channeled biz on this one - the only way to REALLY win is to sell low.

$85 seems like a low enough price to sell at - but you're true /biz/ elite, so you need to realize at least 75% losses before you'll be in the biz elite, so probably want to shoot for $40 or so.

BUT MUH LADDER, HEDGERINOS STEALING MY HECKING TENDERINOS

>>27712928
those greedy manipulative cunts at WALLSTREET!!!! ............................. (bets)

>>27717501
Weed farmers make bank. Growing weed is a solid financial decision. You should invest in some grows

>>27708404
What if I'm one of the morons who got burnt though

Alright im out, managed to sell at 80. Not too bad.
At least a quarter of my investment left

>>27710873
Fucking Christ, imagine losing a shit-ton of money on this and being reminded of it whenever you look at your arm

>>27714192
the fact they're making that cunt a hero is hilarious.

>>27708852
They're projecting, a lib's best weapon

>>27710873
This will go down in history as the most embarrassing reddit moment. Cringe comedy will die because everyone will have been desensitized to anything below this level.

>>27710873
Y i k e s

>>27708561
LOL
watch as reddit try to make some bullshit about "good wst"

>>27709643
>Imagine betting on Trump to win the election and when Biden wins you’re still pretending there’s a chance for Trump to win a month later

>>27717875
amazing read

>tfw leaf
>tfw our regulators are watching this
>tfw our regulators aren't jews and will 100% have retail investors backs
>tfw I'll still make my money back regardless

Sucks that Amerimutts are getting cuck'd by that Jew Yellen and the rest of the Jews in finance.

>>27717875
Fuck off with your gay movie script post. Try reddit.

>>27708052
>putting all of your eggs in one basket
what a fucking normo

if dubs the stock goes to 900

>>27709322
There would have been a lot more fucking winners and losers if they didn't stop all the momentum that's for sure. We probably could have genuinely hit $1,000 with this many retards throwing money at it like their life doesn't matter.

>>27717875
screen capped for future enjoyment

>>27717875
Poetic truth

>>27708852
this is what I dont understand about the entire GME situation, hedge funds are one of the most risky jobs in wst, this guys are the best of the best at keeping it cool, reddit is really much dumbe then I ever imagined when it comes to money

>>27708365
He's right

>>27718516
Dude you are fucked

>>27718516
>tfw our regulators aren't jews and will 100% have retail investors backs

Hahahhahaha....have you ever even heard of canada before? Our government exists for the sole purpose of finding new ways to rape canadians financially. It's almost impressive really.

>>27717304
what the hell were they expecting

>>27714720
last week it was all turbo aggressive autists with memes. this week you can see that aggression turn more violent.

>>27710873
It's a fucking cult. GME is the new Qanon.

>>27718678
How can I be fucked if I only invested like $200 bucks? I'm not a retard like reditors who invested their life savings into this

>>27718684
>Our government exists for the sole purpose of finding new ways to rape canadians financially. It's almost impressive really.
>im fucking plying
I literally get $8k from the federal government every year, sorry you're a retard and can't into finance?

>>27709322
they weren't you faggot, they killed the momentum

>>27718886
Okay good

>>27717001
Yeah anon that stoner down the street is definitely the guy you want to take funicular advice from

You guys better cut it out.

fuck normies, redditors, niggers, jannies, trans "people" and gentiles in general.

Edit: This is not financial advice! I like the stonk

were literally winning against the old white hedge funds you nazi faggots this is a long stepstool attack

>>27712947

>>27714720
a retard and his money...

>>27708404
4chan doesn't have karma.

I wonder what today's low will be... Maybe it hits $20 by tomorrow.

>>27709890

Thinking holding forever while no new buyers are coming in will raise the price. This is what happens when you're a bagholder that buys at the top.

>>27717875
as soon as i saw my youtube feed start mentioning it, people on twatter & then seeing MSM with billboards ect .. i just wanted it to crash & burn.

>>27714018
They're just bumping the stock down buying and selling with 100 share increments. If it was over why would they do it?
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/gme/latest-real-time-trades

im suprised there aren't any GIVE ME YOUR ENERGY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
posts yet

>>27712661
short the stock

>>27719376
not the hecking ladderino attackerino

>>27708404
Good doesn't get rewarded, nor does evil get punished.

>>27719239
If you needed it for your families, you shouldn't have taken it to the casino. These greedy fucks paid the price, and now they want sympathy. Absolutely disgusting.

>>27719428
Fuck off back to Rebdit

>>27717196
Based and Kiseki-pilled

>>27708153
>reddit humor

>>27719376
Have you considered that maybe people are just selling because they realized they are holding a brick and mortar pawn shop for video games in the year 2021?

>>27719239
Nah, I won't. I'm not a compulsive gambler.

>>27717875
Honestly I thought this moment would be as funny as you're describing and it just isn't. It's just fizzling into nothing, like everyone is just trying to forget it happened asap

>>27709890
man they surely are stupid

>>27719511
im from /pol/ actually

>>27710873
The mark of the beast.

>>27716659
If 2 million dollars isn't a lifetime worth of money to you then your opinion doesn't matter, you've already fetishized money to the point of no return.

>>27719622
Sure, but by constant 100 share increments?

>>27719540

>>27708397
>he will get arrested
explain?

>>27719690
You're probably right, but I'm still hyped for the stories of people blowing their own brains out / becoming homeless because of this shit.

>>27709097
Those poor people getting sucked in by their friends, even if they made money they probably don’t know about 40% capital gains tax. So many people are about to get raped by the IRS.

Strong support at $70, once it's gone, it's truly over

>>27708561
>Hedgies
They are a mutual fund you dumb ape, read what you post next time.

>>27718671
He's a mongrel who's gonna lose everything, Q IQ

>>27719906
100 share batches are industry standard
welcome to the stock market

>>27716675
>no self respecting person would do this.
Browsing 4chan?

>>27713491
>my gme put is killing it
the only person in the post with any sense gets downvoted kek

>>27712788
>>27712928
If he really "lost it all" and was up 100k then most likely he had six figures to invest in the first place. So probably just a rich kid.

>>27708165
>THE SHORT CONTRACT
there's no contract, faggot. is confusing a short position with an options trade supposed to be bait?

>>27713897
>If you average down you might be able to save yourself with the afternoon pump
That's like paying for more cabins on the Titanic as its actually sinking....
"They're practically giving them away"

Wow

>>27711165
>>27708792
You need a hideout, the normalfags and their vampiric whale masters jumped into this and will drain it dry

>>27717875
Makes me feel good. Here I was worrying about the little money I lost in GME... but realized it was just BS play money thanks to BAO, and I never really had it anyways. Like $10 flying out of your pocket or something

>>27720463

>>27719906
Because orders on the stock exchange are generally done that way. That's called a round lot
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/r/roundlot.asp

>>27720463
kek

>>27708639
the first sentence, sure: short positions being open doesn't make longs close theit trade at a loss. completely unrelated.
however, it does create liquidity by filling orders at prices lower than their trades. so they will never, ever, see a profit on it.

>>27714720
The slave drivers are getting pushy

>>27717875

extremely based post

>>27717199
With Allison Mack

>>27708852
all these speculative bubbles are just mini-cults. every single time. the short squeeze is literally the equivalent of finally discovering the motion of the sun, moon, earth, and then using it to predict a solar eclipse on the day it happens to compel your brownskin slaves to do your bidding.

Fun thread

>>27708052
Someone needs to post those flex and larp posts of them cashing out and doing shit with their money in there.

>>27708388
>>took his mom to a rave
>tfw I go to raves to take mdma+lsd and hit on hippy chicks
dafuq