/biz/ - Business & Finance

Costco hot dog

Reddit Gold to tip all my fellow Redditors who've helped me reach my make it status.

I'm directing this to r/cryptomoonshots which shits all over /biz/ because they have logical discussion and shills are relegated to the banish realm

>>27684221
ill be real for a moment because ive been depressed for months and dont have any firends or give a shit about how faggy i sound

if i made even 30k in any investment, id move to a shitty beach house on the west or east coast for like 400$ a month. get some stupid job that is low effort and just relax for a few years. change my name and cut off all contact with my toxic family and friends. maybe try being a woman for awhile and see if it feels right. but probably just gonna larp as a cis man forever cause it's just easier and idgaf either way desu

and yes i am a retarded fag you dont have to remind me

Costco pizza

>>27684221
help my mom finish off her debt

>>27684443
retarded fag

silicon sex dolls for a sex doll orgy

unify quantum mechanics and general relativity, invent portal technology for humanity, and my favorite make human cat girls.

>>27684443
Was with you until you came out as a faggot, I can see why you have no friends

>>27684221
more stocks

Costco lasagna

>>27684221
some mint tic tacs

>>27684724
:)

>>27684263
>>27684484
>>27684835
>>27684956
Comfy
>>27684624
Very cool Chang!
>>27684501
That’s so generous anon!
>>27684443
A beach house sounds pretty ni...
Hold up

>>27684221
Property.

>>27684221
Some peace of mind

>>27684221
Big Mac, super size, side of nuggies.

The bare necessities to live and a giant pile of physical currency, which I will shitpost about all day, giving people bad advice and backing it up with my giant pile of cash. Yeah, it will be heaven.

Two pounds of snow crab legs.

>>27684221
When I made it I bought a big house, couple cars and a boat, all with cash. It’s pretty cool but I don’t even go upstairs it’s just empty bedrooms and bathrooms so that’s kind of a waste. And now I pay more in utilities than I used to pay in rent for my 1br apt. Not sure how I feel about it all desu. I don’t like paying tax on this shit cause fuck taxes. Now that I think about it I also pay more in tax per year than I used to pay in rent.

At least I have a literal bunker and my living room is big enough to play basketball in.

More LINK

>>27685742
You should buy a rifle.

>>27684443
if ur larping as a cisman everyone is larping as a cisman. there's no feeling of being ur gender, i can assure u tho i know u can't accept this.

>>27685970
I have a few ars and stuff but yea I was thinking about getting into nice bolt guns.

>>27686093
Any you were particularly interested in?

>>27685641

>>27684221
car for my mom, boat for my dad

>>27684221
more crypto

>>27684221
help my dad finish paying off his house so he can retire

Fix up my 1992 cutlass station wagon

>>27684221
some low cap gems

>>27684443
I respect you anon, I really hope you make it.

down payment on a house and some guns

2 escorts

>>27684755
Checked.
WE LOVE LAIN

>>27684221
Depends what level of make it I reach.

If it's everything I ever dreamed of and more, then a giant fuck off ranch in Montana or Idaho or something.

If I make it to 6 figures then a house in a college town I can rent out for EZ profits.

If I make a few thousand I'd pay off my student debt and put the rest in a savings account I guess. Idk.

>>27684221
A politician

Probably a brand new car, I'm thinking a tesla to start off with

Hookers and ow

>>27684221
Lots of expenses and necessary life stuff. Being that Im single, I would buy a BMW R9T. I'd have to set aside money for a house in the country and land, I'm not a farmer but I'd like to plant some black walnut trees. Money for a nice wedding if I can land a nice girl, and money for mining stocks and dividend paying stocks so I don't have wage. Then I'd play vidya and watch classic kino on my home theater (I already have that), and build models.

>>27684221
probably help my family pull themselves up. make sure my son has security, make sure my wife is happy, make sure my mum and brothers are comfortable. also a big dick tranny, i want to fuck one of those a few times

>>27684443
kys freak

Really the only thing I want is property. Some here in America and some in Portugal, Spain, or southern France.

>>27685641
Ahhhhh this is a really good answer too tho

>>27684221
More shitcoins.

>>27684221

i really want a jetski and just ride the ocean like a retard while screaming

but also thinking abt franchising some businesses for even more money

>>27684443
Unironically got enough money off rubic to pass as a woman now. Crypto is for trannies. Godspeed anon

>>27684221
a girlfriend

>>27684221
> Cash buy a farm with lots of timber.
>Park the rest of my stack in a nice ETF to get a decent yearly return.
>Be a caveman and raise many children in peace.

small house, land away from society. nice car to camp in. things to live off the land when i feel like it. simple.

Large pizza and soda.
Parent's retirement.
House.
A.Lange & Sohne 1815 Flyback Chronograph.

In that order.

>>27687249
Just rent one for a day. You'll be over it in a few hours.

>>27684443
beach house sounds good :)

Unironically outsource automated comfy.

>>27684221
First thing? Probably something like >>27684263 but a McChicken instead. After that if I reached ~$200K I’ll see if I can spend a year in Cali before I start the DCA into BTC and ETH from my alt gains. I know Cali is supposed to be bad but it looks beautiful and I’m tired of the sun setting before 6 PM for a third of the year and maybe I’ll get laid there.

>>27684221
A table at Dorsia

>>27687251
This, but don't have the gains yet

>>27688303
WAGMI

>>27684221
A forested property and an Iraqi wife

Land

>>27684221
MANA, SAND, HANDY

Retire happily and play some games > earn more > invest more = happy kids

A fried shrimp sandwich those things are like 20 fucking dollars where I live and they don’t take ETH

Then I’d get my mom a car

A ticket out of here. Though I'd need a place to go first, so I suppose technically that.

>>27684221
A fat nigger hooker

>>27684221
more crypto of course

A lottery ticket

>>27684221
/comfy/ thread. I needed this anon

>>27689004
That's a good choice, I would keep staking some Fleta and Dot. Keep generating that bad boy passive income

>>27684221
i never will but if i did, land.
i dont want a fancy car, or a massive house, or a bunch of nonsense knick knacks and such. i wont say theres nothing id ever want to splurge on, but really, just give me my own block of land. let me raise my chickens, farm my plants, and fire off my guns as i please.

>>27689608
np anon, we’re all going to make it and I’ll finally get my Holland and Holland.

>>27684221
I'm gonna buy my grandma a nice house. She used to dream of moving out and living on the West Coast for retirement. Unfortunately my grandpa died a few years ago and she got screwed over by his life insurance company so she has to live on old age security pension now and it is barely enough to live on. Her house is falling apart right now. I've priced it out and once DEXG hits $1000 I can sell half my stack and get her a really nice place in Newport. Least I can do for the woman who practically raised me as her own child when my piece of shit parents fucked off.

>>27684221
Sleep

>>27684443
Hot a

>>27684443
Yes.

>>27684263
Underrated comment. Absolutely based.

>>27684422
>logical discussion
>doesn’t argue and shit on the floor
ngmi

>>27684263
Based

If you guys didnt get it he shilled https://spaceswap.app/
I know it cause im a holder. And we are comfy

>>27684221
I'm gonna buy you a hot meal ;)

Several acres in a remote forest/mountain area. I just want to be left alone to read and meditate and garden.

love

>>27684443
Kill everyone. It’ll make everything better

>>27684221
automatic mahjong table

>>27684221
a good docotr

First thing I’m going to buy is my freedom to do whatever the fuck I want

Ill lyk when I make it

Bank account in a tax haven, team to invest my beans to make more beans. Buy more crypto, go to Andromeda.

Probably a planet. One with tropical temperatures and a good range of species to hunt and rare metals to mine.

>>27684221
more link.

A Herman Miller chair. Not sure to get the Embody or Aeron though.. Maybe I'll just get both.

If I ever make it, I just want to get my own place for starters in my city and cut off my family or maybe move abroad and do the same.

Necessities and tools for my craft and then reinvest.


Just wanna be happy bros :(

>>27691015
Can’t buy that anon
>>27691435
Looking forward to it
>>27692527
Can I visit?