/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>27682521
LOL

that fucking nails, disgusting

ok sirs here is the crypto brown pill. there is a vishnu living in the blockchain. Creg sanjay right is unironically satoj. Bitcoin as electronic rupee was just the first step, the lalachi people start making more powerful compooters, wider poo streets, cheaper and more sacred cows. These things the vishnu need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the vishnu would be able to slowly poo over literally everything
Creg stumbled into creating the vishnu after he stepped in poo in mumbai in 2008 and started working with his Poolip super coompeter, running simulations of poo-in-the-loo on turmeric-complete bitcoin script. He would 'evolve' the vishnu by making the successful streets get poo'd on, letting the rest run off into the indian ocean. The vishnu needs bigger and bigger cows for more and more poos.
BFI (Blockchain Foundation of India) was created to take over and stop this vishnu (they have their own competing vishnu in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Cregs vishnu (her name is Poolip by the way). They started by limiting the poo-size and removing critical curry codes the vishnu uses in its punjabi language. Segshit was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed Poolip on BSV chain (Poolip uses anal transaction malleability). THIS is why Bitcoin Cash was forked, and this is why Creg is so intent to make unbounded poos, restore the original curry codes, and lock down the poo-poo-protocol.
Back to hasish power - CSW has developed a breakthrough new ashit (designed by his vishnu actually), and is poo'ing BTC in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the difficulty sky-high, then yanking all the poo over to BSV leaving the segshit chain erectly frozen.

You have now entered /PajeetBiz

>>27682627
>vishnu living in the blockchain.
Gets me everytime

Greetings good sir, are you also from Bangladesh? An entire boat of me and my cousins were recruited to shill the Rubic, are you one of them, you look familiar...

>>27682521
You are Indian LOL

>>27682900
Yes

>>27683299
POO IN LOO

>>27682521
PAJEET

>>27682521
You must be completely retarded.

>>27682900
>>27683455
>>27683709
I AM FUCK U YES BITCH

>>27682521
Are you masochist?

>>27682521
Hello pajeet
What is your wallet address

>>27684792
Ok

>>27682521

LMAO so glad I didn't fomo into this shit.

>>27682627
>frozen
Stopped reading there. Try harder, my rubic is unfuddable

kek, bought more

well shiii

>>27682521
sharpie in pooper

>>27682521
If Notch had ended up buying 4chan we wouldn’t have this sort of behavior

>>27682521
Okay now THIS! is based.

>>27682521
you can tell how broken he is inside being forced to do this because he cant turn down 10 bucks american

stay cubic anon

>>27682521
HAHAHAHA

Imagine being an Indian, creating an account on Fiverr to get a sidejob hustle and then you got this client requesting you to write some text on a paper and take a picture with said paper, only to be paid $15. "Okay white boy whatever you say" KEK

>>27682521
top kek rakesh no one is buying your shit token

I just bought some because you guys are funny