/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>27672157
Last of us 2 did suck though

and just like that, an army of people that want to kill kikes even more were created
the dollarcaust will be remember as an important event

>>27672157
>>27672427
they should sell any buy some puts for ticker $ROPE

>>27672157
fucking can't wait when these people lose everything. And then we will finally have a Fourth Reich

>>27672157
>>27672427
>>27672672
they're just fucking around right?

>>27672157
this is clearly someone trying to scam money
prolly you OP

>>27672672
>7k
>interactive brokers

why does IB allow poor people on their platform?

>>27672427
Mark Cuber pumps my Rubers

>>27672157
>Hold the line
You mean hold the bags?

this can't be real

>>27672427
does this mean dumb money is out of the stock market? was there enough people with gme gains to power the entire market? i know ive been putting my gains in blue chip shit

>>27672470
>dollercaust
>RBC ID

fucking based

>>27673179
>$88.88

holy based

>>27672470
God please let this post be true.

Do redditors larp as much as /biz/ does? What’s the chance these are real?

>>27673179
>I trusted the system

>>27673179
8888
Big retard energy kek

>>27672157

>>27673534
these seem genuine. i dont think larping is huge there since you can look at their post history

>>27672470
These people believe that Wall Street consists of old white men. They'll do anything to pretend they're not Jews.

>community leeching
>reciprocated
>child abuse
god I hate leftists so fucking much

>>27672157
No way this isn't a LARP, what kind of retard has no preservation instinct for their own children? Calling bs

>>27672157

Buy CLF under $18

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/CLF

>>27672157
This is a mirror of Bernie bro’s in 2015-16 donating their rent to his campaign to get schlonged by the DNC

>>27674127

>remember watching that video of the columbian CLF ceo berating analysts for low price estimates and literally telling them that if they keep the estimates low, he's going to initiate buy backs until the stock is where he thinks it should be

I remember making a mental note to buy it and that was at like 8 bucks. Dude had huge energy. Maybe I should grab some calls.

>>27673179
>my child with Down syndrome
Chip off the ole block

>>27674023
>Muh lefty boogeyman
>Probably sends his children to die for Israel
Nice bait conservatard

>>27672928
Probably a student account type

>>27674219
>I'm down 70%, match me!

>>27672427
>Mark Cuber
I don’t know why that made me laugh so much

>>27674127
Is that you CLF tranny? How are those out of the money call options doing?

>>27672427
imagine how pissed they all are right now
>I'll never listen to that stupid son of a bitch again

>>27674339
Anon that's a tranny shill who's been shilling everday for the past 2 weeks that bought bags for $20. Dont let it off load it to you.

>>27674369
fuckin kek

>>27674127
I was actually going to buy some but it's offering me calls now. I don't know how calls work. Should I buy a call for clf?

>>27672427
Lmao Mark Cuber

>>27674851

ok, but....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79gWbSAVL7Y
how could I not?
>2 years ago
hm

>>27672470
lol stop trying to inject your /pol/ larp fantasy into everything

>>27672672

>Someone has to be the bag holder I guess

>>27672157
>My wife and I came into this because of the community we were seeing here.
It’s disturbing these kind of people are real.

>>27672427
Who cares about larpers on plebbit.
almost everything on that site is a lie because only fucked in the head people use it

>>27673179
Christ....I wonder who this person voted for president /s

>>27673823
anon even to this extend this is true the fact is more people are understanding it is in fact Jews

>>27675508
>almost everything on that site is a lie because only fucked in the head people use it
Could be talking about here too honestly

>>27675548
they wrote in bernie

>>27675372
Probably not. That post has grifter written all over it. You see them a lot in reddit posts. They see a website full of dumb marks and an opportunity to profit.

>>27672470
>and just like that, an army of people that want to kill kikes even more were created
>the dollarcaust will be remember as an important event
You brainwashed golem faggots aren't going to get the media support of BLM niggers or trannyfa. You're getting the qoomer treatment.

>>27675508
its probably people from here larping over there, either way it still makes me chuckle

>complain about hedgefunds getting a bailout
>ask for a bailout

lol

Shut up tard is this your first 10% income ?
don’t be a faggot who trashtalks here
share what bot u use for it
I am clever enough to understand how it works
Bot Ocean - the thing u need

>>27672812
Idk bro. But it makes me feel a lot better for buying 2 shares at $250

>>27672812
first one blatant scam
second one maybe real
third one, definitely real

>>27676846
LMAO

>>27676846
kek

>>27672427
>Mark Cuber
fucking dead

>>27673179
>I trusted the system would work
that's where you fucked up kid. The system isn't allowed to work for you but for the ones in charge. If the system worked we wouldn't have a dry husk pretending to be sentient as a president.

>>27676846
Fucking hell

>>27672237
He even sounds like a nice person. Many such cases.

>Ready to go homeless till these hedge funds drop.

Why is everyone so hell bent on fucking over hedge funds? Sure they don't provide an essential service like doctors or teachers, they just figure out where things are headed and profit by being right before everyone else. But how are any normal people personally grieved by hedge funds?

>>27677972
Do they realize hedge funds made a lot off of this fiasco too? Kek.

>>27677972

What happens to the value of my dollar when I lend it to my bank anon?

>>27677977
what in the actual fuck??????

>>27677972
It's just an amalgamation of leftist wannabe commie fags who hate anyone with money, and us right wing Chad's who openly hate jews, all rolled into one group of retards who don't really know what they're doing.
Personally I want to stick it to hedge funds because I hate jews so much that sometimes I can not sleep, but these fags would never say such a thing. They would talk about 'muh inequality' or some bullshit, but they will never name the jew.

>>27677977
wtf did he go to moneytree for a loan?

>>27673534
they have actual intensive to larp more than bait replies, their imaginary karma points.

>>27677977
this is absurd

There is no way this guy's account isn't a fucking meme account. There's just no fucking way.
>Kids are pulled out of school until this ends. This is fucking personal.

>>27674127
Fuck off Cap

>>27678586
Holy kek

>>27678586
those people are trolling i'm sure but holy kek imagine if this was real

>>27677972
>Why is everyone so hell bent on fucking over hedge funds?

Antisemitism

>>27678586
>$401 average price
that has to be satire

>>27678586
I still believe we will see a decent moon (not 10k like these retards think) but this is absolutely pathetic.
These fags would sell their wife's children for memes. Holy fuck. I invested $600 in meme stock knowing full well that I probably wouldn't come out on top, but I still have a fucking couch and coffee table. Jesus christ these cunts deserve to lose everything.

>>27672157
Ummm retard much?

>>27679046
unless they're illegal, posts like that are free for use by the media and senators to show how "irresponsible a lack of controls on the market are ;^))))"

>>27674446
>projecting your tendency to see boogemen everywhere upon someone who was making direct observations
go back

this stuff is funny/pathetic but if you think about it for a minute it's so incredibly damning of america and modernism on so many levels
societies used to set rules that protected these people from themselves

>>27673534
A lot of them are lying for internet points. Most of them have sold including deepfuckingvalue.

>>27677972
Redditors are fucking stupid.

>>27672157
KEK would be funny if it was real

>>27672427
>mark cuber
holy kek my sides gone

>>27672812
when your life is a joke, everything you do can be classified as "fucking around"

How many stocks do these redditors collectively own? Couldn't they theoretically band together and vote to make substantial changes in the company and thus make their stock actually worth it?

>>27679505
Wrong. Society used to LET retards starve and die. These faggots will procreate because the system WANTS it. They LOVE cattle like this whom they can milk.

>>27679446
Okay, but the elon musk biography is actually really interesting and a good read

>>27679812
It doesn't matter, redditors have short attention spans. Crazy men like DFV who are willing to hold a strat like he did are rare

>>27672427
Mark Cuban is probably having a blast with his billionaire friends after he blew a fat load on reddit and got thanked for it

>My wife and I came into this because of the community
I wouldnt be apathetic towarda these retards if they werent lying. Why cant they admit they got in on this shit trying to make a quick buck, theres no way they believed they were doing something great

Stop lying and cut your losses what are they waiting for at this point???

>>27679812
>Couldn't they theoretically band together and vote to make substantial changes in the company and thus make their stock actually worth it?
They're redditors, they'd just vote for more niggers, more trannies, more women, more faggots, and less evil cis white men.

>>27680225
what's surprising is they couldnt set buy and sell limits for some reason. You could easily buy at 90 with a fucking buy limit and just wait.

>>27680225
IT'S JUST A DIP IT WILL GO UP EVENTUALLY

>>27679812
WSB now has just under 8.5M subs.
How many actually bought GME?
Let's be generous and say 6M.
>Very generous
GME has right under 70M shares outstanding. So to control stockholder meetings you would need 35M shares roughly.
That amounts to almost 6 shares per person.
Is it theoretically possible? Sure. But I don't believe anything close 6M subs bought GME (many went all in on AMC) and of those that bought GME shares, several picked up one or two at most (many such cases).
And I didn't even add in that most of these people don't have "diamond hands".

This guy’s ID is literally ‘C.UCK’ please come ridicule him: >>27671702 # #

He needs many (YOU)’s. This is literally history guys. Biz has found the ultimate KEKold of the board. Come drop a (you) to mark yourself in the archive history books.... let’s get this to a record number of you’s don’t give the cu ck a break... This is a legendary screen cap.

This is literally, mathematically 1 in trillions odds... what a beta

>>27672157
>this literal retard can get married

FUCK

>>27677977
This is literal gambling addiction

>>27680463
At least we invest better
WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT

>>27680332
>I now have an entire Gamestop share!

I HATE these people. How can they not recognise a quick fad like this? Meanwhile they could have been stacking ETH or LINK, but they probably don't even know what they are.
Literally destined to not make it. FUCK EM

>>27680343
A lot of them are new to the trade abd have no idea of policies, structured rules, or even terminology since i keep short ladder attacks(???), paper hands thrown around a lot.

Its sad, it really is. These people are victims of their own stupidity but who is to blame, reddit or smartphones?

>>27680552
Based, fren. Thank you

>>27680463
Most cringey soicuck redditors have gfs/wives.
Must be birth control or something

>>27680558
>stock goes down
>Reddit: IT"S A SHORT LADDER ATTACK!!!!!

It is actually pretty funny

>>27680628
It's because they're in "open relationships"

>>27680558
>short ladder attacks
yeah wtf is this? a psyop to make them hold while others sell their bags?

1/2

>>27673179
This one is just sad. How much of a fucking idiot do you have to be to gamble away money for your child's therapy.

>>27680741
2/2

>>27680722
Coping memes aside, most of them are not.

They could probably be easily manipulated into it though

>>27680817
>>27680741
lmao. still 2 stars tho?

Put in 4k lost about 2.7k will probably sell and move on crypto is more interesting than this shit

>>27672157
Buying GME is like becoming a tranny. You'll lose your dignity but you gain victimhood. In reddit's eyes that's the highest honor.

>>27680671
>>27680728
You know maybe to trick them into holding but whetever it means old man had a laugh and like someone else said, cuber probably had a laugh with his friends during his time at that place.

Hell, im willing to bet it wasnt him answering questions but an intern/secretary.

Wouldnt it be fucked up if they ganged up on that guy that value guy and forced him to split his earnings with everyone that bought last week

>>27673823
jews are white i dont care what you fuckin white people say. you got white skin youre white.

>>27673179
>>27673609
>>27673764
>>27677175
>>27674369
>>27680728

it's gotta be some 19 year old larping. no way his kid actually has downs

>>27675548
Jo Jorgensen

>>27681209
don't be a racist

>>27672737
Most of them will give in and sell right before the squeeze, leading them to actually an hero themselves.

>>27675508
>implying 4chan isn't the autism capital of the internet

>throwing your rent money into a meme

Get fucked redditors

>>27676846
holyfuck he lost 600k

>>27680558
yeah they're beginners but I am too at least for 2 years in fucking boomer ETFs and as soon as I wanted to invest I googled shit and looked into tutorials. Even bought 1 share of gme for fun. These people have a plethora of info out there online and cant even into the basics? and dont get me started on the "how do you do fellow" cringe attempt at lingo kek

>>27679288
>>27678188
Checked and Heiled

>>27680390
The 6 Million... THE SIX MILLION
>weeping hysterically

would be brutal if someone here with porsche carkeys or other overpriced stuff larps on wsb as one of the profiteurs, having sold at ath, thanking them honestly and sending love and strong vibes. wait for their hate to boil over

>>27681551
I know it's a meme, but people ignoring that vw squeeze went from 200 to 1000 when gme went from 20 to fucking 500 and saying squeeze hasn't happened yet is just ridiculous

>>27672157
>sheeeeit man y'all needs to gibs me summa dem gibs! I got keeeids moufs to feed, sheeeit!

>>27681998
Finally someone noticed. I tried to be subtle but didn't think it was that subtle

>>27673184
Based

>>27681684
TOP KEK

>>27672427
These screenshots are fucking gold, my sides

>>27682146
It's held by nearly every single robinhood account. You are underestimating stupidity

>>27672157
>everyone is still holding
>shills come on here to mock
guess we know who the jews are now

>>27682146
kek probably does happen but gets downvoted to hell and nobody see it

>>27672427
>mark cuber
why the fuck am I laughing so much

>>27677977
How the fuck can you get loans that small? Real jogger shit lmao

>>27676846
Hold the fuck up...Oakley made a mask? And people fucking bought it?

Yeah, these people aren’t larping. They are truly idiots.

>>27679812
There was a post that I saw earlier that took user submitted data and said the average amount of shares but now I can't find it and Reddit's search is shit and there's too much crap to sort through

>>27677972
Redditors are braindead capeshit watching NPC faggots. They need to have a boogie man. Trump is gone now so this is the next best thing.

>>27681391
>the price went up 100x and he’s still waiting for a squeeze

>>27676846
My absolute fkn sides

>>27682976
>>27679812
I found it.

Turns out he just entered data from 400 people and found that collectively they own just under 90K. lasagnahog1 has a list of who he included and DeepFuckingValue isn't in the tally

>>27673179
>trusting the system
Oh I am laffin

>>27680332
Based Shinto being honest with himself.

>>27680427
witnessed

>>27680985
>>27682997
I've said before part of this was about lefties needing to be able to pretend they are still victims in the post-trump age

>>27674446
maximum kek 10/10 would pump your dump

>>27677977
Yikes

>>27678586
sadly likely not fake, these “men” would take their kids out of school while they explain to them how dads a hero like the avengers movie cause he bravely bought and held a stock to stick it to the man . they think this gets them respect, they’re done for

>>27674576
Lol, me too bro

>>27680557
These people will be quick to say btc and eth are a scam but gme isn’t at 300 cause it’s a “real company”

>>27682217
Does uhh, does anyone here remember what the market was like when this happened in 2008? I was just a teenager back then collecting silver because rock autism I didn't watch the hecking news, dat's boring. I don't recall there being a giant uproar of people talking about some really good stocks like there are now, this thing spread EVERYWHERE. I don't think adults back then were really as closely connected online as they are now, thus the dramatic rise in gains when it happens this time.

>>27676846
Wait is that a gas mask? Made by Oakley?

Wtf hahahaha

>>27680985
This is it in a nutshell, they were right and did everything correctly, they went up against the man by buying game stock at 400 and they got cheated. That’ll be the ballad

Harness the magic 88

>>27672427
I am so drunk right now, I am laughing so hard right that my abs are cramping up.

>>27680552
All they had to do was buy an hold Bitcoin, an asset where none of the investors who held for over 3 years are in loss since inception.
Idk why they can’t see the facts.
Quick gratification and adhd mentality I guess.

>>27675836
Yep. Even just having the updoots creates value for their account which they can sell. Reddit is hugely corporate and their users are just as bad.

>>27675548
Riden with Biden

>>27672427
>Mark Cuber
Lmfao Rubicposting

>>27673179
The Apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

>>27683936
I’m getting Q vibes it all makes sense now

>>27679047
I wish

>>27677977
>WSB was wayyyy better 6 milliin people ago
Germany was wayyy better 6 million people later, amirite

>>27680741
>>27680817
These double dip scams are actually ingenious, the real scam is the yahoo mail there. Only the ones who are too dumb and got scammed first will contact them and then they ask for a payment to participate probably saying legal fees and swindle more money.
I’ve seen it under youtube comments as well.

>>27673179
the "system" he refers to is the system to always go with the herd. He thought that would work again just like everytime he did it in his dumb Biden Bernie life.

>>27672470
>Dollarcaust
Load the memes boys. We have our new cause.

>>27672470
CNN will tell them that Wall street kikes are their friends and if they say differently then they hate jews.
Or some nigger will chimpout in the street and be shot then they'll go march for BLM.

Point is they can easily be distracted.

>>27683936
No wonder the /xsg/ threads had the most posts per min during non trading hours on 4stats during the GME saga

>>27672470
No lmao, this will just get memoryholed.

>>27672427
this has to be a bot/shill campaign

>>27684399
your brain on /pol/

>>27672672
This is the exact type of person you dump your bags on.

>>27683412
Ehhhh

>>27680558
>>27680671
>Doesn't know what a short ladder is
plebbiteians are nigger faggots, but you're ngmi non-frens

I only bought 2 at ~300$ and I still cringe at my own retardation. Obviously the pump wouldn't continue even with the hype when RH was only allowing one stock per customer.

But these people, jesus christ they need to learn to cut their losses.

>>27684591
BLM taking over the first occupy movement worked the first time. Why would it not work again?

>>27673184
KeK at least we try to dip the fuck out the pump and dumps not bag hold on purpose. Biz is sharper.

IM APING IN HODL THE LINE
THE PRICE ISNT REAL AS THE VOLUME IS LOW
SHORT LADDER ATTTTACKKKK
THIS IS LIKE THE SCENE WHERE DUMBLEDORE ...

>>27672157
these people are fucking delusional

>>27672672
That is some example chart right there about bump and dump. Even dead cat bounce is clearly visible at the end

>>27680850
That's what killed me. Dude got scammed out of thousands and he rates it 2/5.

>>27682777
nice trips

>>27685154
They believed in beating the system which is cute. Almost feel bad, almost

Everyone who got rich out of this fucking meme, good fucking job. You deserve it, cause the people that are still holding onto this are the most retarded, delusional fags Ive ever seen holy shit how can you be so greedy or really believe in this cult

>>27680741
>>27680817
That's a bot account who posts that on many business pages. trusted pilot is basically worthless because it's all bots shilling for some service.
https://ca.trustpilot.com/users/5fd3e915a07568001a4aa5ec

>https://benzinga.com/article/19481453
>reddit made the hedgies richer
HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...... *inhale* AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>27685525
house always wins. should've cashed out at 400

>>27682146
They will probably doxx and hunt him down.

>>27682146
Would be even better if it was some hedgie

>>27685126
This guy is definitely gonna be suicidal

>>27683936
>redditors giving credence to quads
based

>>27677977
Why the fuck are you broke and taking fucking ubers. Ride the bus or buy a car dont get taxed by a shitty taxi driver.

>>27680741
I actually feel bad for this dude. Hes old didn't grow up with computers. Most 73 year olds can't even work a computer at all. It'll probably happen to us when we get old too.

>>27686563
I'll be dead way before then. Who's all in $ROPE with me?

>>27673179
I hope this is a larp, because I'm mad

>>27677972
hedge funds are basically leeches, sucking money out of people’s 401ks (which people have to have because savings accounts bleed money). they’re pretty hateable, but still only a cog in a bigger machine designed to keep everyone poor and desperate.

>>27683936
The same thing is happening to them that happened to the Link marines in 2018

>>27686563
and what will be the equivalent of "computers" that we won't know how to use so I can invest in it?

>>27680463
they're all ugly dysgenic freaks
chubby neckbearded soidork hubby and horsemouthed 4eyed bugwoman wife
^--HOW I ENVY THEM!!!

>>27681209
Once you learn to recognize them you start to realize how different they look.

>>27672157
>investing money you can't afford to lose

>>27681209
Are indians black?

>>27680332
These are larps fellas, they're gonna blame GME nonsense for some huge market bubble popping. This is just astroturfed nonsense.

>>27676846
>>27681684
How the FUCK is it even possible to get rekt this hard. Guy decides to YOLO a million dollars into an overpumped meme. He didn't even post on wsb until last week and just gets his life raped.

GUH

>>27688103
There's northern and southern Indians. One is darker than the other. One is better with numbers and finances than the other.

This one just tickles me pink

Tried posting this to see so rage but it got autodeleted. Well, it amazing how textbook this GME bubble is.

>>27687586
Sex bots. Our dicks won't work anymore but at least we can profit.

>>27681209
>jews are white i dont care what you fuckin white people say. you got white skin youre white.

So the Holocaust was a white genocide?

>>27672157
you guys aren't that dumb right u realize this is a wsb meme where they pretend to be retards

>>27686227
And they will be blessed. I trust repeating digits more than any indicator.

>>27672157
oh my fucking lord...

>>27688462
I'm sure the national guard will be very understanding. They have to get past the barbed wire first though.

>>27688806
WSB used to be kinda cool but that place got flooded with 5 million normies shitting the place up. WSB would call themselves retards and shit but it was actually a hangout for people interested in investing, this influx of newfags don’t care about investing they care about some kind of bizzaro activism. This “me ape me buy more GME” as the response to literally any calls to rationality is just peak internet hysteria and hivemind .

>>27672157
Posting reddit screencaps should be a bannable offense.

>>27689061
Nothing on Reddit was ever cool, unless there was a time when they didn’t have the downvote, karma and “too new to post” rules, then I could see it.

These guys are delusional. I bought some stocks last week and dumped them after it started going down. Lost a bit but didn't even told anyone I was holding this meme shit. My girlfriend would probably think I'm fully retarded if I told her I bought a stock because it was a meme. BTW Mark Cuban cashed out at 500 and still did the ama to shit on these bagholders, absolutely based chad.

>>27674576
yes it was very funny, new spin thats his name now

>>27680774
This one is just sad. How much of a fucking idiot do you have to be to believe his bait.

>>27674446
Fuck off back to r/communism