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27670079 No.27670079 [Reply] [Original]

Up 1$ in crypto today. I’m going to be fucking RICH. I can’t believe it. I already quit my job and told my boss to lick my balls. I’m going to be living comfortably VERY soon.

Tomorrow, I will literally make one billion thousand dollars when ETH moons at $1,000,000

Don’t believe me? Get a grip, you dumb idiot. Don’t say I didn’t warn you, FAGGOT :)

>> No.27670227

>>27670079
Bro, just want to say first that you are awesome!

My guess is that the $1 gain in crypto is because you only own XLM

>> No.27670282

>>27670079
lmao how much did you pay for transfer free and buy free
hahaha imaging using cuckbase

>> No.27670521

>>27670282
not him but what other options to buy are out there ?

>> No.27670600

>>27670227
I have invested $1-2 in every crypto

>> No.27670648

>>27670079
What crypto?

>> No.27670713

>>27670648
ETH and $5 in BTC

>> No.27670733

>>27670521
if you don't live in nyc or other cucked states, there are two more i think
use coinmetro, lowest fees, cb is 4% cm is 0.1% and has been shilled by assblaser himself
also bunch of other pros, do a little research fren

>> No.27671547

>>27670521
Kek tourist. ID is literally telling you to kys

>> No.27671695

>>27670600
Lol

>> No.27671864

>>27670600
based

>> No.27671920

>>27670600
Lmao

>> No.27671950

>>27671547
U 2

>> No.27672706
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>>27670600
this can't be fucking real

post proof

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27672902

>>27670600
g...good strategy man....

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27674018

>>27670600
checked

>> No.27674888
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27674888

>>27670600
Well if it works for S&P, then you're probably good.

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27675195

>>27670600
Ok, this is ebin.

>> No.27675308

>>27670600
this is peak diversification

>> No.27675517

>>27674888
stock bros are we in a bubble?

>> No.27675587

>>27670600
What makes you decide what is worth 1 dollar and what is worth 2?