[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/biz/ - Business & Finance


View post   

File: 413 KB, 603x617, 933D98EB88F04BF199D3A6BC47E4B659.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
27666800 No.27666800 [Reply] [Original]

>he doesn't invest based on tarot card readings
This is you

>> No.27666921

I use the I-Ching

>> No.27667060
File: 64 KB, 645x729, VD09afj.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
27667060

>he can't read stars and telepathically communicate with the gods on his own
This is you

>> No.27667147
File: 472 KB, 876x1412, 8 of Pentacles.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
27667147

I've read tarot for 5 years.
That's not how tarot works.

>tarot
>works
Because you think tarot is for fortune telling rather than a tool allowing you to better visualize the processes of your internal worlds

>> No.27667202

Hijacking this thread, give me your coin and I will give you a tarot reading. Give me three random numbers 1-22

>> No.27667246

Interesting. Where do you guys read about this?

>> No.27667327
File: 7 KB, 190x265, 1611707734833.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
27667327

>>27667147
>Because you think tarot is for fortune telling rather than a tool allowing you to better visualize the processes of your internal worlds
Why do women and faggots believe this shit?

>> No.27667369

>>27667327
Because the occultists and monks who designed the cards knew what they were talking about even if no one now does.

>> No.27667500
File: 7 KB, 231x218, images.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
27667500

>>27667369
>Because the occultists and monks who designed the cards knew what they were talking about even if no one now does.

>A bunch of larpers try to play Yu Gi Oh 500 years ago
>It can totally read your inner worlds
Kek

>> No.27667590

>>27667500
yeah you figured it out man

>> No.27667600
File: 549 KB, 1344x1089, 1611892937462.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
27667600

>>27666800
I invested because of this

>> No.27667668

>>27667202
fuck off we're not some cute girl you're trying to bang.

>> No.27667694

my gf did a tarot reading with the question being if gamestop was gonna make me rich lol, it said yes but expect a delay, gme bros we're gonna make it

>> No.27667798
File: 298 KB, 1000x1288, 1611375815644.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
27667798

>>27667600
Unironically based

>> No.27667815

>>27667369
lol ok, enjoy hell.

>> No.27667857

>>27667500
There's something to tarot. It's hard to explain.

>> No.27667991
File: 112 KB, 225x528, YMHLODM.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
27667991

>>27667857
Schizos in /x/ told me I would fuck my crush and never happened

>> No.27668035

>>27667857
this, i was kind of skeptic but me and my gf took turns doing 4 card readings and we both got 2 of swords 3 of cups, the clock was 2:22 which was even weirder

>> No.27668101

>>27667694
what fucking card signifies a delay? you're girlfriend was lying.
i bet you pulled a moon and a tower, fag

>> No.27668314

>>27666800
I once guessed I was going to pull an Ace of spaces from a deck of cards and freaked myself out. lol I'm not messing with card magic

>> No.27668441

my reading a month ago said the fruits of my labor will be ready soon but also be careful of losing it all

>> No.27668469
File: 10 KB, 279x259, images (8).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
27668469

Wehl melan avage Bune Tasa

>> No.27668564 [DELETED] 

>>27667500
You will suffer for eternity in Kenoma.

>> No.27669103
File: 73 KB, 584x668, 82ac6d99fd818103690edca114582b05.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
27669103

>>27668564
I am joining the Only One True God, Jesus Christ in Heaven for eternity

>> No.27670238

>>27667147
You are going to make it. No matter what.

>> No.27670265

>>27668101
i dont fucking know man, thats what the jew book said

>> No.27670572

>>27666800
>he doesn't invest based on reading goat entrails
Fag

>> No.27671293
File: 65 KB, 636x600, 20210117_084917.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
27671293

I've been using star charts and moon phases and guessing what happens based on what full moon is coming and the celestial bodies close to it. I've been able to accurately predict certain world events most of the time. I'd say 80% of the time. Btw something big will happen to the market around the end of February. I'm going to guess it's bad based off where mars is.

>> No.27671480

>>27666800
im investing in whatever 3 or 4 capital letter ticket name i get in my ID

>> No.27671589

>>27667202
LTO
5, 20, 16

>> No.27671860

>>27667202
KIN
5 8 17

>> No.27671875

I consort with demons and earth elementals. They had nothing to say on GME. Last one mentioned was RBC a few weeks ago around 4c. Communicated during a dream. But I didn't listen because the amount of shill threads definitely made it too sketchy.

>> No.27673383
File: 95 KB, 350x600, external-content.duckduckgo-3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
27673383

>>27666800

>> No.27673509

Gme: the lovers
Amc: the moon reversed

>> No.27673885
File: 54 KB, 512x384, unnamed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
27673885

>>27666800
>Not predicting the market through haruspicy
There's some Indian peacocks that roam around nearby, I'm gonna catch one and get a 30 day forecast.
>PROTIP: If the intestines look like pic related market is gonna crab hard. Hedge ur riskier stack with some ETFs