/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>27645092
Might as well bet it all on black

these larpy demoralization threads are pretty gay

400k is the 1% tho

>>27645643
Not anymore, everyone hides their true wealth.

>>27645092
its ok fren i am worth negative dollars at 27 so you got me beat. investing in education tho amirite huehuehuehue

>>27645092
800k is more than 99.9% of people will see in their lifetimes

I'm 31 and make 15 an hour while 8k in debt. I'm also a virgin living with my mom dependent.

>>27645092
if you think 800k is lower middle class you are fully retarded

>>27647199
Checked and fellow loser here. My gf left me because I’m a drunk so I guess at least I had sex kek. Trying to get sober and my shit together wish me luck

Fuck you, I'm 55, I have aids + cancer and also am fag. I get zero pussy. My net worth is around 5k. All my family have died and I haven't lost virginity yet nor want to. Get fucked reatard.

>>27645092
You're too autistic to demand orders from a private chef anyway. They'll either make you a bowl of Nesquik every morning or go wild and end up making you some shit you don't want like congee

Jesus I might have to stop coming here lol

I'm a sick af 33 year old who would be crying in happiness at the thought of a 4k car to go to my treatments, meanwhile millionaires aren't happy :/

>24
>net worth $7K

ha... but at least i don't have any debt heh

28 khhv
10k networth
waging for 10years

tfw stuck in wagiecagie forever

>>27645092
No, you shouldn’t anon

>>27645092
Sooooooo, youre hoodrich?
Why are you flexing on the fact you are a retard who cant turn high 6figs into 7-8figs?
If I had $800k Id have at least 2 million by next week.
I think when you guys make your 6figs, you act like pussies instead of going all in, thats why none of you can escape 6figure hell, youre afraid, you dont have the balls.

>>27645092
>Modern definition of rich is $30M net worth
By who's fucking standards? That's enough for a young adult to live off $400K a year for the rest of their life. I'd consider someone rich with less than half that unless they live in a land of retards like NYC or a city in CA.

>>27645643
400k/yr is 1% for income, but 800k total is barely top 10% for net worth and every additional percentage point requires exponentially more wealth.

>>27645092
>on birth control
>not breeding your harem of fertile teen gfs

>>27648619
It's the curse of being human, no matter where you are you'll always want more. You're 33 and you still haven't learnt this on your own?

>>27645092
I basically did all of that when I was a broke loser, only if you consider your GF the “world class chef” and replace “big house” with “run down single room apartment”. Money seems to only complicate experiences that you missed out on if that’s the case for you, at least people had to have found a desirable trait in you to stick around when you had nothing.

>>27645092
completely false
99th percentile is 11m in usa

https://dqydj.com/net-worth-by-age-calculator-united-states/

>>27645092
You're only 29 and already ahead of most adults 20 years older than you. You could literally live off interest bearing accounts for your crypto while hodling it.

From investopedia:
>The minimum net worth of the top 1% was roughly $10.4 million, according to Forbes. The top 10%, on the other hand, has a net worth of about $1.2 million.

>>27647199
you're not as uncommon as you think. don't feel so bad. retire on your bitcoin in 5-10 years

>>27649030
>gambled with chump change once and made 200 bucks
>dude 10x a month is easy
you're naive and poor

>>27645092
what a faggot you are
im 30 and got like 2 grand to my name and im happier than youll ever be

You could retire at your age with 5 million smartly invested.

>>27648027
It takes time dude. But as long as you admit you're in a shit spot then you can climb out

>>27648619
Pretty sure I've seen you post in a thread a few days ago. Are you the one that said you were going to KYS?

>>27650120
Never said that, many other people suggested it lol.

but yes same fellow, I don't do much besides sit and read.

>>27645092
>asian
yellow fever incel confirmed

>>27645518
this

>>27645092
>true happiness
>house, whore, breakfast
NGMI lmao

>>27645092
Solution my friend.
>go to casino
>put all on red 6
>if win you rich
>if you lose you have something to complain about

now stfu and go back to hustling

>>27645092
Cringe.

Stfu and learn to enjoy life, you're wealthier than like 95% of the world.

>$1,000,000 is the new middle class
>26 years old, $10,000 net worth
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>27650376
this t b h

>>27648380
kek how did you get AIDS anon

>>27645092
Ahh the old humbrag

>>27651094
Lol i think he's trolling he's contradicting everything he said.

I legit am sick but can't do much besides troll around at home.

>>27649910
Hello newfag.

>>27650853
Can't even buy a house for less than 400k in my shitty yurop country.
And I only have 10k.

>>27645092
Stop being an insufferable and childish faggot. Most rich people are fucking miserable, look at the suicide stats and depression rates among Hollywood pedo elites and others who've "made it". Be happy with what you have.

>>27645092
put me in your will anon

>>27650249
>I don't do much besides sit and read.
welcome to the based club anon

>>27651763
Thanks anon, I enjoy learning all this advice I'll probably never use but hey I'd rather hang out with the rich kids than the "woke" poorfags.

>>27645518
yeah seriously just pay someone to give you attention your normie fucks

>>27645518
Confirmed. OP is a faggot.

>>27649332
Source. The average normie doesn't even have an emergency fund

>fantasizing about having your prime breeding age gf on birth control
this is the exact indicator that you will never make it

>>27645092
yes you should suicide for being such a whiny faggot.

>>27653410
It's so fucking mind-blowing how financially retarded most people are. I wouldn't be able to sleep without at least a month's worth of expenses saved up.

>25 years old
>worth 29 million dolla
>iAlmostMadeIt. jpg

>>27645092
>OHhHhHhhHHHHhh mY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I ONLY HAVE $800k I'M NEVER GONNA MAKE IT MY WIFE'S BULL SAYS I NEED AT LEAST $30 MILLION NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Please kill yourself.

>>27653410

>>27645092
>on birth control
>gf not wife
normie fag

>>27645092
>Only $800k nw at 29 years old

>>27653452
>>27654219
these guys get it

>>27645092
Wtf are you even talking about?? My net is almost 5k and I make $20 - $100 every day trading crypto and profit everytime.... if I had $100,000 to throw around I’d make it $1mil in a couple months

>>27645092
I am unironically in the exact same position as OP wtf

>28
>$415k

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA