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There's going to be a massive shortage of coffee soon

>> No.27616895

thanks bought 100k coffee futures

>> No.27616986

>>27616721
source on this? can we fact check this guy?

>> No.27617317

>>27616721
bullish for cocaine

>> No.27617364

>>27616721
There's going to be a massive shortage of food and a surplus of cheap cunny when this all falls apart.

>> No.27617439

>>27616721
only metrosexual cucks drink coffee. Its a meme drink now

>> No.27617542

>>27616721
also roasties drink it after spending all night getting pounded out by Tyrone.

>> No.27617703

>>27617439
>>27617542

coffee is blue collar drink dumb faggots
ik you both are only interested in drinking mountain dew but in the adult world we drink covfefe

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>>27616721
>drinking coffee

>> No.27618121
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>>27616721
Is it good for you though?

>> No.27618149

>>27616721
I feel insulted. Where's the brapperchickpics? They MUST be present when asking anything about coffee. Also, snopes already deb00nked your thesis, coffee is going to be abundant and subsidized under the Biden administration. Get with it you domestic terrorist.

>> No.27618199

>>27617703
you've clearly never been to a coffee shop

>> No.27618287

>>27617439
>>27617542
Mutt

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>>27616721
they really are trying to kill me now aren't they?

>> No.27618401

>>27616721
Maybe I should take my crybto gains and go to south america to start a coffee plantation then.

>> No.27618586
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27618586

what

>> No.27618771

>>27618199
of course not. I BREW MY OWN LIKE A FUCKING MAN

>> No.27618831

>>27618771
Based

>> No.27619893
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>>27616721
>drinking coffee

>> No.27620024

>>27617713
Caffeine powder used for stuff like this comes from the decafination process of normal coffee.

>> No.27620624

>>27616721
good coffee is bad for you anyway

>> No.27620672

good thing i drink mountain dew

>> No.27620966

>>27617364
>tfw the yoga mom at whole foods slurps you for one silver round

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>>27616721
no pls
im addicted i cant handle the withdraw symptoms

>> No.27621179

>>27620624
Oh shit why?

>> No.27621193

How many cups do you drink a day /biz/? I'm down to 2 myself. Back when I worked construction I'd drink 3-4.

>> No.27621510

>>27621193
When I'm working it's about 80oz of coffee but currently it's maybe only 60oz.

>> No.27621766

>>27621193
4-5

>> No.27622011

Shorting cream and sugar

>> No.27622110

>>27621193
rookie numbers i drink two pots at least and a slow release adderall

>> No.27622172

>>27616721
name of the prophet?

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>>27617439
Retard.

>> No.27622306

JO, JVA, how else do you invest in this shit?

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>>27616721
>25 dollar cup of coffee
yikes

>> No.27622848

>>27616721
Coffee short squeeze is next. Im going all in tomorrow.

>> No.27622971

>>27616721
NOOOOOO DONT PUMP THE COFFEE MY TAX RETURNS ARE IN A WEEK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH