/biz/ - Business & Finance

No one cares retard. You bought in at 225 and are coping hard.

That plan: Living at home until you're 45.

>>27563974
>"trust the plan"
Hello, fellow anonymous /biz/ - Business & Finance poster.

>>27563974

>tRusT dA pLaN

this fucking stale meme needs to end

I’m trusting, fuck the shills

HOLD

Guys I’m not going to be able to make this months loot crate payment, I’m literally shaking. Please tell me GME will go above 300 again.

>>27564743
imagine that arriving on the doorstep of someone who just lost their life savings to this fucking meme stock

>>27563974
I have a plan Arthur, just have some faith!

>>27564921
they probably would go full Jack Nicholson in the shining

>>27564743
Why would anyone give you $75 worth of stuff for $45

>>27563974
Two more weeks, and so forth.

>>27564592
Strong Nathan Fielder vibes

>>27565178
dutch-sama . . . i . . . i don't have a good feeling about this

>>27563974
Cope

>>27565299
They graduated /biz school of business

>>27564743
>$75 worth of stuff for $45
Sounds like you should have invested all your money into lootcrates and sold the stuff on eBay. It's infinite free money!

>>27564657
not stale on /pol/ there are still believers there although fewer than in November

2 more weeks, 1k, trus. the. plan.

There is no plan, you autistic Redditor subhuman.
Get the fuck out of this board.

>>27564743
Didn't that asshole Queef Olbermann take a job writing for them? Dipshit hit his head on a railing in a train station and can't drive. Holy fucking shit...what a homomag.

>>27564743
what the fuck is this gay shit

>>27563974
https://wherearetheshares.com/

>>27563974
pack it up faggot it’s time to go back

>>27563974
Two more weeks anons, trust the plan. The squeeze has not been squeezin .

>>27564592
lol. Did you ever see the late night interview where he killed his career? Fucking priceless

>>27563974
Fuck off reddit

>>27564592
YOU MEAN FREEDOM 45

>>27564921

fucking kek'd lmao

say the line, redditors

>>27566190
What, in /ptg/ and /cvg/? Or is it just /dtg/ now? Whatever it's called, we have containment generals on /pol/ where most of that filth stays.
I fucking hate people who believe in (((covid 19))) with every fiber of my being.

>>27570128
N-not selling.

>>27565299
buy high sell low my friend

>>27570128
>h-hold

>>27564390
BIGUM HABBENINGS SOON.

>>27564921
Manufactured in China with a superficial facade of quality is my guess.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9APAHhIPhJE

>>27564743
>>27567005
it appears to be a service that delivers to you monthly:
>1 tiny barrel
>1 flask
>2 retractable dildos
>1 chinese axe
>1 nip of alcohol
>1 cardboard box
>1 inaccurate compass
>1 corkscrew
>1 watch that doesn't fit the wrist
>1 vaporizer
>2 chinese knives
>1 book about whiskey
>infinite awesome
>a dash of awesome sauce

>>27563974
H-holding!

>>27566582
lol you’re a legit retard

lmao all the normie bagholders. i fucking love it.
when retards were bragging about buying doge at 200 sats i almost pissed myself laughing.

>>27570584
the proliferation of this kind of shit is the best case for nuking china and permanently removing those mongrelized subhumans from the planet. you know you're worthless when mongolians look good in comparison.

>>27570700

>>27570856
>rick and morty tie-in edition costs $75 but it's actually a $150 value because it includes a PIIIIIICKLE RIIIIIIICK action figure. features include: (1) sitting around like a processed cucumber, and (2) being totally epic

>>27563974
This is why you don't chase pumps you stupider nigger. Fools who bought doge and gme deserve everything they're getting.

>>27564743
NGL I would buy that just for the snazzy compass and the hatchet, its a shame its fucking 45 dollars and all likely made of plastic or actual garbage

>>27571095
https://www.ebay.com/itm/Old-European-style-Hatchet-in-nice-contition/303867842618

$32 bux on ebay, or $5 if you just go to an estate sale or whatever

>>27571226
buy one from home depot and leave it outside for a month

>>27571267
>home depot
that's cheap chink shit. you need a legitimate (non-chink) steel head and any handle. the handle sizes are standardized. if the head is rusty, simply use some steel wool and metal polish. file it somewhat sharp and use a whetstone to finish the edge. assuming you actually intend to use it that is.

all you faggots needed to do was hold and not sell
You could have pulled this off if you had a million dedicated people buy amd hold and forget about it
Not retarddit
Or /schiz/
Too many got scared and looked at the news too much thinking it will be over soon

>>27571644
Are you new here? Normies NEVER hold and they outnumber netizens 1000:1.

>>27571644
4->400 not = pulled off? Did you really think it would go to infinity and beyond bud?

>>27563974
"Tbh if u cant handle me at my dippiest then you dont deserve me at my mooniest"
-wayne gretzky

>>27563974
TWO MORE WEEKS, JUST LIKE THE Q BOOMERS

>>27563974
Keep holding the bag cuck.
I cashed out and bought physical silver, couldn’t be happier.

Get outta here!

>>27564743
God, that axe would look snazzy in my man cave.

>>27563974
Wasn't the squeeze supposed to be Monday? This is some qanon tier shit at this point

>>27572240
>I cashed out and bought physical silver, couldn’t be happier.
did you see today's chart?
it's back down to 26 something

>>27570480
gamestop jew-holy fuck reddit...

>>27563974
>N-NOOO DONT SELL ANON
I'm betting it's just gonna get worse from here.

>>27571859
That just means the gamestop holders need to buy 1000 times their current rate.

What are you all waiting for?

>>27572240
Jumped from one meme to another

>>27574178
>I'm betting it's just gonna get worse from here.
how much? post position.

>>27563974
This is some next level fud right here.
>co opt the Q catch phrase
>paint gme fags as schizos
I also think it's over for GME but your fudding should give hope to hodlers.

I sold my dog and my car and my house and my boat and my wedding ring all under market value to get 300,000 dollars and I put it all into this fucking lying STOCK at 480, it was supposed to go to the MOOON and on a ROCKET SHIP. Now it is at 80 fucking dollars. THis is CRIMINAL what they did to me, they stole all my money and my family is going to be homeless. Its in the winter and cold, how can this be?

>>27576215

>>27563974

>>27563974
its over
how many peaple will kill themselve because of retards like you

>>27563974
Stonklet here.
People keep saying that the hedgies are using malicious algorhithms and bots using precise timing to drive down the value of the stock in what's called a "ladder attack" or something like that.
Why can't we do the same?
Couldn't we make a highly accountable platform that allows people to hand their accounts over to the bots and manipulate the stock that way? Or if not handing it over, turn it into a real time video game or something similar where you hit the sell/buy buttons at the exact time the bot tells you to do it.
The advantage of the hedgies seems to be that they control large sums of money in a handful of accounts. We could dump as much money into the market as we want, but if we don't have the advantage of automation of trade we will never be able to compete here. The hedgies will just outbot us.

>>27576017
The thing is it doesn't matter to anyone if redditors lose their money while hodling. In fact, they're just letting other hedge funds dump on them.
I suppose it's going to look bad when big media goes full "I told you so" mode. It'd be quite ironic if this whole thing causes more retail regulations.

>>27563974
based

100k a share is FUD

Holy shit a QAnon just flew over my house.

Still holding.

>>27564743
who needs all that shit monthly? Like what activity could you possibly be doing to go through that many hatchets

TRUST REDDIT
TRUST WSB
REDDITORS IN CONTROL
TRUST THE PLAN

THREAD THEME FOR GME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMTZa82UVqE

>>27563974
The fudding is absolutely horrible atm, because if it goes down now the hedgies will be winning big. Melvin has bought tons of shorts at 400$. They will be having the best profits ever if they win.

>>27577484
if the axe is shit, bout 2 weeks of cuttin kindling

Tomorrow:
>GME soars to $500
>"DIAMOND HANDS MOTHER FUCKERS IT'S GOING TO $15000 HOOOOOOOOOODL"
>falls to $20 by EOD
>DFV still hasn't sold

I can't tell if these people are actually retarded or just memeing like we are

>>27563974
dude just stop
I invested like 300$, they are gone now, consider your money lost and move on

>>27577615
this
dumb money will always manage to lose even when everything is conspiring for them to win

>>27578546
Emotions are a terrible thing at times. Imagine basing your investment decisions on them rather than merely looking at numbers

>>27577484
hatchet throwing, you retard

lmfao baggieboys

GME is down to 62.45 euro on the German markets right now.

>>27577615
DFV banked 13.8M on this. How much did you?

Yes, could have been more. Should have been more actually. But 13.8M is pretty sweet and more than most of us will ever make.

>>27578915
Lachkick

>>27563974
I love how "Trust the plan" is now synonymous with "nothing will happen"

>>27579066
Has been since the election.

>>27576215

>>27576215
who will pitch it to hollywood?

>>27574023
If someone tells you a day when a short squeeze will happen. Some thought they could predict a gamma (options) squeeze on naked calls, but presumably nobody was dumb enough to sell their calls named last week, which is not surprising.
> t. in since $9, still holding and waiting for the squeeze, in no hurry, I’m not paying interest on my shares and if it falls enough I’ll just buy more.

>>27580149
>>>27574023 #
>If someone tells you a day when a short squeeze will happen...
...they are full of shit.
Lol forgot to include the point

>>27563974
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/lbavu0/the_ratio_of_short_volume_to_total_volume/

i think theres a lot to be bullish about still. the SEC wouldnt be having an emergency meeting tomorrow regarding GME if we werent literally on the verge of collapsing the market

>>27577596
Shorting something from $400 to $0 doesn’t make you more money than shorting something from $10 to $0. In both cases you earn a measly 2x. The only difference is that Melvin isn’t paying as high interest on his $400 shorts as on the $8 shorts that I am convinced they still haven’t covered. Even if he sells his $400 shorts now at 75% up not even doubling that investment will not go very far in saving them. It’s only if they manage to get it down under $10 that they can start to save themselves and only if they get it down to $0 and GameStop goes bankrupt that they actually win (and that will not happen, they have loads of cash and Ryan Cohen).
So Melvin can’t win, he’s playing desperately for not even break-even but for short of bankrupting losses.
As always, I don’t know shit and this is not advice.

>>27563974
Actual fucking retard/psyop brainwasher. Why bother with GME at all when you can just leverage 10x good projects that show real promise and have good fundamentals and everything? This is just sad.

>g-guys gme is dead, jump ship please let it fall! please sell!!

>>27563974
Alright so I have my fidelity account now what
and I how do I stop them from jewing me like they did the gamestop squeeze

>>27580295
Source

>>27568858
>https://wherearetheshares.com/
fuck load of fraud going on

>>27579002
If DFV wasn't completely retarded he would've sold back when it reached $20, so it only makes sense for him to hold through last week. He still cashed in 8-DIGIT gains and is most likely set for life (I doubt GME was his only position either).

His cost average is also <$20 so he still has a couple of days to come out with 100-200+% gains for the rest of his shares.

>>27580881
If DFV was completely retarded he wouldn't have banked 13.8M on this.

There's a lot of Jewish envy on this board when it comes to DFV's gains.

>missed the entire GME saga
>it's dropping like crazy
Is it worth buying for a 2nd resurgence?

>>27581465
there's one more pump left in the tank but not 2x

>>27581514
Fuck it I’ll take it so I can just break even or a bit above

I did hype up GME even though I didnt buy any because I wanted to stick it to Wall St but not take any risk myself. Thanks for doing this on our behalf, who knows you may still bounce back, hang in there.

>>27581465
They've had trading restrictions on this for a week now to try and lower the demand. Are they planning to keep these restrictions in place for a month? No one is selling, there's no volume it's just Hedgies laddering back and forth to eachother. I want to see what happens the day they remove the buying restrictions and people realize they can buy it again.

>>27581514
Yeah, the moment I'm in the green I'm selling.

>>27569537
link?

>>27581598
I hate to break it to you but people ARE selling.
I sold at a loss...

>>27581247
did you even read my post you mong. I'm agreeing with you

>>27581696
What’s even the point though? Better off holding if you are selling so low. Rather see it dwindle down for a bit instead of having that regret of it shooting back up. Would literally anhero if it went to some stupid Reddit price after I sold

>>27578915
My stop loss got triggered this morning at €70 for the last share I was holding (cost average €55)

Should've pulled out way earlier but I can finally go back to wageslaving now

>>27580747
you fucking know where the sources are just go to wsb you lazy fucks. reddit is for once actually ahead of 4chan and beating them at evrything

>>27563974

IM TROOOSTING UGHH TROOOSTING

I'll just leave this here

>>27581465
yes, it hasnt even peaked yet. take advantage of the fact you got to preview the price beforehand and can buy low. this shit is going viral with the whole world. reddit put billboards up everywhere in america yesterday

>>27567005
A monthly "can I purchase masculinity" service meme thing.

>>27581696
retards like you are in the minority even during todays selloff volume was fairly low. volume on thurs/fri was almost nothing

>>27581696
Looks like yesterday is when people started selling (70M volume) but last week they were averaging 150M a day, Monday it was only 35M. I would love to have someone go through and count the ladder volume and see how little is really moving hands.

>>27571644
It was. Literally that the brokers shut down and kneecapped the momentum as soon as it started. It's nobodies fault and if the brokers weren't faggots it would have all worked out.

>>27581856
No matter how often the share changes hands they will have to return 2 shares to me at the end of the day. There is quality fud. Wonder how many % of Melvins employees are only posting on forums atm.

>>27581920
>reddit put billboards up everywhere in america yesterday
?
>put up billboards
>they're all LED screens that can be easily changed

>>27563974
>GAMESTOP!
>I REPEAT! GAMESTOP!
>CASTLE_ROCK!
>I REPEAT, CASTLE_ROCK!

>>27581856
their shorts go back to when the stock was in the 20s even before. its possible they are covering now but volume suggests they are opening new shorts right now to help mitigate losses from previous shorts. but if demand starts to really pick up again like i think its ging to, then its an ongoing battle for them as the price will keep rising above their new shorts

todays volume suggested a lot of shorting in my opinion. lots of selling, probably some paperhand retards but too high for just retail alone so shorting makes sense and short volume today was 20%. so tomorrow they cant short and there will be 20% less downward pressure on the price. its my personal opinion you are going to see a big price rebound as that short pressure lets up plus normies can finally get back in from robinhood

>>27563974
Trust DeepFuckingValue.
The SEC is coming.
November-India-Golf-Golf-Echo-Romeo.17
When does the Narwhal Bacon?
After hours will be glorious.
-Q

>>27582106
billboard owners charge fee to put your adertisement up. yes they are digital. what do you not understand?

>>27563974
2 MORE WEEKS!!

>>27582224
#IHSIISI
#IHSIISI
#IHSIISI
#IHSIISI

Anyone have any more hopium?

>>27582106
>>27582154
>>27582224
>>27582330
>>27582370
What is with these comments, three in a row on the same unrelated topic trying to associate it with this. Is this a professional shill jumping VPN's to change Id's and spreading FUD? Is Melvin seriously paying Israeli's to manipulate public opinion?

>>27563974
cringe

wtf it's pumping in pre-market...

WAGTMI

>>27582500
We're laughing at Qtards and GMEtards, one and the same apparently. There are people out there who still think that in 2 weeks Trump will be re-elected as a President. There are people out there who think that in 2 weeks the Short Squeeze will happen.

>>27582496
https://fintel.io/so/us/amc/blackrock

https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/comments/l97jbo/gamestop_big_picture_market_mechanics/

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/lb8lwf/why_the_fuck_are_we_acting_like_we_lost_we_made/

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/laum38/for_the_scared_little_baby_apestake_a_look_for/

>>27570244
Well this is starting to look like /JIDF/ General with the amount of shills flooding the place with “1 Post By This ID.” I’m still holding and I ask proper questions about AMC and NOK and always get ravaged about it. Gives me more motives to buy the dip every morning

>>27582088
Not a Melvin employee, just a scared 200-dollar bagholder. The shorting only means they have to buy X shares. Each time a share changes hands into their hands, X decrements by one. When X is 0, they don't have to buy any shares, so definitely not your shares at 420.69 dollars. I don't know anything about all this, but I have not yet seen any thing that seems to contradict this. They use the ladder tactics for keeping the price crabbing/relatively low, and in the meanwhile they can cover their shorts without raising the price.

>>27582188
I don't care about the new shorts, only about the old ones at below 20$. Anyone who shorted at >300$ is just playing the meta-game of both fucking the hedgies and the leddits.

>>27581696
You browse too much on /biz/ then and assume everyone has the FUDposter mentality. Everyone else is drinking the short squeeze Kool Aid so many have been holding it for a long time. I think it’s just the /biz/ tradition of buying high and selling low

It's only down 10% in pre market, it's for sure going to moon.

>>27582496
I'm not in GME but I honestly don't see how it's over. The price was under $10 when hedgies had shorted 140% of all stock. They're positions would have had to have been below $10. There is no way they have been executed because we haven't seen nearly enough volume. The shorts were due on Friday and it's my understanding that they are incurring interest at 29% APR if they're not fulfilled, I don't know?
-We are still seeing ladder attacks every hour or so trying to drive the price down
-We saw activity monday night that was consistent with Melvin liquidating all their other holdings
-If the stock is no longer shorted why are brokers still preventing people from buying?
-Volume is still non-existent (Today it is up but Monday it was almost nothing) and what volume their is is mostly ladder attacks going back and forth between the same accounts. They cannot possibly buy 140% just exchanging what little they bought back and forth
-There are more shares than ever shilling against it. The same threads being made about people with massive losses-especially on reddit.

Bottomline is we haven't seen the volume to justify Melvin fulfilling their short contracts. I think Melvin is doing everything they can to minimize the loss and stop it from hitting their parent company too hard. The firm is bankrupted by this and all they can do it incur another $100M a day in interest, spread FUD and try and get that price as low as possible before they start executing contracts.

>>27583157
>shorts
>due to
Jesus Christ, I agree on principle, but read a fucking book nigger

>>27564743

>fill up your house with useless garbage, for the small price of 45 dollars a month!11!!11!!!

>>27563974
Okay now I know these people are delusional.
Before you say cope, bought 3 shares at $38 and 140 shares at $89, sold them all for $342.

>WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T BUY SILVER ONLY BUY GAMESTONK!!!

r8

>>27583157
>ladder attacks

This should be wordfiltered

>>27583212
Never book nerd. It's 5am here and I haven't gone to sleep yet. When I'm like this my spelling gets atrocious and I'll starts sentence and not end them. I don't read my posts before hitting enter because I never have these problems during the day.

>>27583411
Anon go to sleep, it's okay you tried.

>>27583398
i dont understand is that a limit buy order at 90? what does rendite mean

>>27583411
it's not about spelling, you niggerfaggot, shorts don't have an expiration date retard

Watching this saga is like watching a retarded kid put his hand on a hot stove. It’s funny at first, but then the kid just keeps his hand there and your laughter stops and his hand is just burning away and your smelling human flesh and you tell him to stop but you get shouted down because why should you care what somebody else does with their hand?

>>27583505
Limit sell at €91
Rendite = gains

>>27564743
18 year old boys who listen to vinyl records and wear their dad's old sweaters "ironically" buy these. No actual grown man could disrespect himself so much.

>>27573743
>>27571410
>>27571226
Holy shit is this whole board filled with faggots? Estwing or don't even fucking bother

>>27583518
they do put time presure on the shorter though. because when the price keeps increasing higher, the lender can margin call the shorter which is a huge pain in the ass for the shorter because if they dont have cash they need to liquidate holdings and instead of making money on those holdings they are now parking that cash in the lender for margin credit

so it does cost them greatly to keep delaying

>>27582630
the sheer fact that it's slowly coming down as oppose to a dip proves it's not exactly a massive panic sell.

Something is off

>>27563974
There is no plan retard

>>27583600
nice so you bought when it dipped to 75 yesterday and resold just now for 91?

>>27564592
I legitimately can't tell if that is Chris Elliott or Marv from Home Alone with short hair

Why is the media and silicon sponsors saying it's over?

>>27572240
>trading in figurative bags to hold literal bags of metal to weigh you down and have to worry about being stolen
Oh btw $18 end of year and around $20 for the next 5 at least.

>>27583598
Elon musk, Mark cuban and aoc didn't buy but say they are with reddit. I guess sidelines are the smart move

>>27577615
He's sold calls worth a shitton. He holds like a handful of contracts in one April call I think, and then the 50k shares. I admit holding those was admirable, but he still made out like a king and still could if he sold tomorrow. He's held those 1+ years now, too.

>>27583715
Umm jews

>>27583692
I wish, bought in at €28 and again at €69 for a ~€58 cost average. Was up over 400% but got too greedy.

>>27578546
The ironic thing is, most of them would do well in some sort of retail mutual fund setting if they weren't nobodies.

>>27563974
>hedgies so poor now that they’re getting pajeets to FUD people

>>27564921
Crate full of keks

Imagine losing all your money while trying to get back at Wallstreet because you lost all your money in 2008 because of Wallstreet

>>27581465
I could see it having a few 15-50% gains left in long positions, but timing a market this volatile isn't something I'm going to be on being capable of myself.

>>27581696
Learn the lesson. Don't invest more than you can lose on such a risky position. I'm sorry you got caught in the trainwreck.

>>27583948

I guess if it goes to like $20-30 you can just hold it and sooner or later another pump will come. It's dead money until that time though

you know if you tell everyone to buy and hold at every price someone else is going to buy and dump at every opportunity

>>27584072
I'll buy back in if it hits like $18 or so. It will probably pump again when the truly idiotic people get in this week. I used to have that mindset when I started. I would see a 52 week high and think "I mean there's no reason it couldn't go from $10 up to $78 again, right?"

>>27582954
who made this image and why is their analysis purely based on volatility

>>27570128
d-diamond hands!

>>27583651
>estwing
Fuck yes. I'm a builder and I'll never use another hammer.

>>27564743
Box of worthless cheap shit. Awesome.

>>27565299
Because they lost their customers.

>>27581856
105 iq is enough to oversmart every reddit faggot

I do feel like it is about to pop off, that will be glorious to see if true, all the people who sold at a loss/lost hope will be btfo. People who switched accounts due to RH fuckery should also be getting back in soon, either today or tommorow

>>27585403
What is this
A Reset for ANTS

Whether I lose $600 or not, it'll be entertaining watching fags cry due to selling early or not selling at all.

>>27563974
>p-please buy more guys I'm holding hard haha!

>>27571046
at least doge was a silly pump and dump anyone who lost more than $50 is retarded and deserves it but for most normies they would have dropped like $20 and learned a valuable lesson about scams like WSB likes to peddle

Listen up Reddit.
Donald Trump doesn't want you to know that Gamestop is where the game stops and you need to be in to win it.
Donald Trump wants you to buy silver because he owns silver and he wants you to pump his bags.
Don't let Donald Trump win.
Trust the plan.

>>27581696
Buying this shit at 300 was retarded.
But selling a stock at +50% loss its more retarded.

loooooooooooooool

>>27586287
Amazing. Until last week literally everybody on Reddit thought GameStop was the worst store in existence and was happy to see it dying, and had common knowledge that it was getting slammed by the rise of digital media plus COVID killing its physical trade in business. But suddenly somehow everybody is pretending like it was a noble company being oppressed by Wall Street for no reason.
God damn fuck these people turn their opinions on a dime when instructed

>>27581785
> so low
> $100 on a stock worth $20 max

>>27586237
I genuinely don't understand what people are thinking.

Yes it could get worse but really this is obviously a super risky stock and anyone getting in should have known that. If you are risk averse why didn't you sell in the 400-500 range? If you held past that you are presumably in for the long haul, what is the point is pussying out and crystallising your loss at 50%+ when the price is still far above its actual value by like 5x and may well still go up, albeit not to the level people previously expected.

The only logic I can see in it is if you are completely fucked if you lose that money and need to salvage what you can, but why the fuck were you putting money you cannot afford to lose in GME in the first place?

I'm holding a fair bit of money in there and am hopeful this will all work out, but I also accept I could just lose it. I've accepted the risk/reward here is worth it.

>>27570128
to-to the moon!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FLTx18QMXmE

>>27583404
>SHUT IT DOWN

GME will swoop in with the military and arrest Biden at the inauguration. Trust the plan.