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The year is 2030.

I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by sucking my cock.
I gave 0.000001 GRT to each of the women as a tip. Three women helped me into the shower,
all while caressing me and drooling at my Trezor Model T wallet. They also came instantly after seeing my balance.

I left my 50 acre mansion and got in my gold-plated 2030 Lamborghini Murcielago (custom made for me after the dealer saw my GRT)
and another one of my bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without
me having penetrated her. She hopped on me and started riding my dick while I squeezed her tits and drove with my knees. In a whim,
I arrived at the gym. I threw the bitch off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back.
When I got out the car, I flexed. My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my Gucci shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy,
which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when my cock came within five inches of her pussy, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after seeing my Trezor Model T wallet.
I came, and transferred .00000000001 GRT to each of the women.

After benching seven hundred kilograms, I squatted four hundred kilograms. I started doing my 100 laps,
but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels. They orgasmed after hearing my voice.
My bitch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. She sucked me off as I took the drive back home.
I left her in the car, transferred .000000001 GRT to her, opened the diamond-encrusted knob and went inside.

>> No.27566755
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27566755

>>27566651
based

>> No.27566833

>>27566651
that's a man

>> No.27566925

>trezor model t

whats wrong with the normal trezor?

>> No.27567001

>>27566651
Do all your fantasies revolve around carnal pleasures you degenerate tool?

>> No.27567088

>>27566651
Based Linkie

$1000 EOY

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27567249

>>27566651
absolutely GRT pilled

>> No.27567460

>>27566651
>he thinks pajeet jewelry will get him rich

absolute delusion

>> No.27568828

>>27566651
Why are these stupid bitches always in pictures with these cars? Not one of them could afford this in their life?

>> No.27570540

>>27568828
They’re fucking the guys who own it.

>> No.27570617

>>27566651
This copypasta was better with ark.

>> No.27570723

>>27570540
But why let these dumb asses near your car to look all self fulfilled? Always looks pathetic

>> No.27570816
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27570816

They suck me for my XSN masternode daily rewards

>> No.27571448

>>27570723
Because women and car are alike, they are symbols of status.

>> No.27571476

>>27571448
Sad

>> No.27571563

>>27571448
>they are symbols of status.
and most depreciate in value

>> No.27571713

>>27571563
Based, only insecure losers do this shit.

>> No.27572120

>>27566651
Buying grt
just because this story made my mother fucking day.

>> No.27572434

>>27567088
Based digits
Heil Hitler

>> No.27572530

>>27566651
>I gave 0.000001 GRT to each of the women as a tip.
Ngmi.

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>>27566651
The most based post I read today on biz.