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Here's a business idea I've had for a while. I want to start a spa/escort service where women do live ASMR. They'll cut your hair or give you massages all while whispering directly into your ear and clicking their fingers on glass and stuff. Live ASMR. Think about it, this is a 100 billion dollar industry for lonely permavirgins. Would you buy into my venture capitalist business?

>> No.27562147

This idea will revolutionize the prostitution industry. Legacy whores will not be able to compete.

>> No.27562255

>>27561916
I think i got some tingles reading your idea. Sounds great imo. It would have to be very nice though, so as to not make it seem like it's some kind of hoe shit. Just a back rub and some ting ting ting and it's all good.

>> No.27562524

The final tingle can be the sound of a bat whacking the back of your head retard

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>>27562255
Thank you Mr. Cuban, I agree. We hire people with theatre experience, treat it as a legitimate performance. Sue anyone who implies that it's prostitution, so we will be employing many Jewish individuals such as lawyers and whatnot. Maybe even kill some people idk

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>>27562524
Kevin, with all due respect, go fuck yourself. This is something I personally will pay dearly for, so I know for a fact that it's a good product.

>> No.27562660

I may have a pizza oven on my houseboat for jetski delivery only, I imagine we may share clients.

>> No.27562797

>>27561916
It's not a bad idea, the problem is women who are masseuses or hairdressers can make money without whoring, and if whores wanted a normal job they wouldn't be whores.

It would have high demand though. Imagine $500, you get full immersion GFE, and attention and ASMR and to jizz

>> No.27562870

>>27561916
stealing your idea, thanks anon.
already in talks with my buddy who owns a mall to allot some space

>> No.27562876

>>27562660
Imagine if the girls had big boobs too. This idea will shake up all industries and sectors. I'll take 10 pepperoni individual slices on a paper plate and 2 2 liter Coke Zeroes, thank you for your time

>> No.27563022

>>27562876
Ever see Undercover Brother?

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>>27561916
how do we combine this with NFTs

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>>27562797
It's not real whoring, it's live ASMR. Basically just all those same things but with whispering in the ear and tapping wooden objects and whatnot. This could be marketed with a 1000% markup

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>>27562870
This needs widespread marketing so kinda win-win if you start in a different market. If you live near me tho fuck you Jewish lawyers will sue you for fucking with da tribe.

>> No.27563735

Can't stand that generic ASMR nonsense. In the case it's a personal service, then that becomes overwhelmingly erotic

Here's a tip: pimp real escorts, but teach them ASMR-type traits

>> No.27564788

There are people who actually do this, not very commonly obviously, but it does exist