/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>27552644
>2021
>still relying on wageslaving

>>27552644
learn a trade at all costs, then take it from there.

>salary: competitive

I am just very handsome and charming so I get jobs without any previous related experience.

>>27552777
What's the alternative? I can't trade, every time I try I just lose

>>27552644
unless you are applying for a government job, or something protected (nurse, doctor, shit like that)

just lie. they dont check diplomas. even if you lie about experience, everyone is retarded when they start a new job

>>27552889
Kek
Yeah that shit is AIDS

>>27552644
Just apply, retard. They post that as a way to weed out people

>>27552830
This. Even with a bachelor's you have no useful experience and employers know that. College is useless, if you have to have a bachelor's for your job make sure to take classes specific to that job, take an internship, lie about shadowing someone, anything.

Experience is worth WAY more than a degree.

>>27552644
>entry level job
>you must have at least 2 years experience in this role

>>27552990
i feel you, i tried pc building as business but people always want to be cheap and have it all, they offer me less than what i pay for parts

>>27552777
I finished my master's degree in October/November and put almost all money that I had in crypto between January and July last year and now I have around 100k€. I made 2k€ with liquidity mining in December and in January 3k€+. Idk how that works. I get free Airdrops and money all the time. I don't even bother to find a job atm, but I'm doing an fullstack programming course and participate in the market make Hackathon sponsored by Aave etc. Maybe I can find something after I finish that and the online course but I also have imposter syndrome and think I can't do shit.

Are you faggots really telling me that I could get a job with experience and no degree? What did I go to college for? Why did my high school teachers make it seem like I would become homeless if I didn't go to college?

>+5 years experience on same or higher level position
>Masters's degree in electrical engineering

For an entry level Siemens equipment sales position.
~1000$/month (east europe)
I literally saw this ad few months back.

Fucking pajeet with a cigarette smoking degree working on telephone scams earns more.

take the trade school pill

>>27552830
One of my legs is fucked forever so my options are limited.

>>27553690
Finding a job as a programmer is fucking savage, it's cut throat, you literally have to do ANYTHING to land that first job. Once you build experience (learn on the job), it's smooth sailing from there, seriously. Don't give up, apply, apply, apply and apply some more. Fucking network, those who land a job are fucking ruthless and they don't just put their foot in the door, they fucking break the door down with a fucking truck. You have to shift your mentality.

Either that or finding a job like a trade or going to healthcare. My friend convinced himself he was too dumb to code and he went for nursing and he says he is legit suicidal as a nurse. Doctors don't respect him, girls try their hardest to walk all over him and he doesn't allow it so they shun and outcast him. The nursing environment is fucking cancer, everyone, I mean EVERYONE treats you like shit. You basically have to become insanely callous to go through all the shit (literally and figuratively). It pays a lot, but it doesn't pay nearly enough. It's a fucking terrible job, but people will do it because I guess it at least beats working at Target for the rest of your life for peanuts.

It's sad to think how desperate people have become in the US. Just securing an okay job is near impossible now. Coding is exceptionally hard, but you don't have to be a great coder or even a good coder to land a job. My uncle who is in his 40s landed his first job in FAGMAN as a back-end engineer, makes 140k/year. He can't even do basic algebra and has a bachelors in business, but he's likable.

Search for a job like your life literally depended on it.

>>27554550
I don't want to. I don't care anymore. I just want to sink and watch this clown world die with me.

>>27554725
Then I can't help you, but that's what it takes to get a job. It fucking sucks, but ending up homeless or working a mindnumbing or mentally fucked job your whole life sucks a whole lot more, trust me.

>>27554832
It won't suck once I'm dead.

>>27552830
Learn a trade and also learn to trade.

>>27554832
I admire your strength. Cannot imagine working for some boomer or millennial retard. Thank the Lord for crypto

>>27553617
>pc building
>2021

it's an over saturated market and these days any retard with half a brain can put lego pieces together aka a pc. If this was 20 years ago when shit was more complex and not found on youtube it was possible to be lucrative.

>>27552990
>born loser

>>27552644
Just teach in Asia

>>27552990
Bro just buy the dips and sell the rips. It’s literally free money.

>>27555186
Is moving to Japan/Thailand/Korea to teach English a meme or can you actually live decent doing it?

>>27554874
Nothing is worth killing yourself over for. Life fucking sucks man, I didn't start my career until I was 32. I convinced myself my entire 20s I was too fucking stupid to do anything. I went to Nursing School and passed the NCLEX, worked for a month and realized it was a huge mistake. I quit nursing at 29. For 3 years, I just sat and learned how to do front-end development and landed a job only paying me 55k/year starting, much less than my nursing job and that took me 3 fucking years of learning and applying. 35 now and I make 110k as a full stack dev, I still don't like my job that much, but it's 10,000x better than Nursing.

Life SUCKS dude. People want you to fail because they hate themselves, people are fucking terrible, but the last person you should hate is yourself. People will hate you for free, you don't have to put any effort into hating yourself too.

Do something balanced, something that will help you grow and something that you can at least tolerate.
NEVER do a job you can't stand and NEVER settle for peanuts, most people are trash and will find any way to take advantage of you. Put your head down, work your fucking ass off and stop being a bitch. It's always worth it in the end.

>>27552990

>buy a stock or coin
>sell when the coin is worth more than you bought it for

Its literally two steps. There is a potential for a third step called "wait" but unless you are a retard you just HODL

Anyone who sells ANYTHING for less than they bought it for is a FUCKING IDIOT

I bought 62.5 LTC at $163. And then it went down. So I bought 10 more at $145. And then it went down and I bought 10 more at $135. And then it went down and I bought TWENT FUKCING MORE at $130

AND THEN TI WENT DOWN AND I BOUGHT TWENTY FUCKING MORE AT $122

This happened over 2 months and now my average buy is now $142 and just this morning I finally fucking broke even.

And now I'm going to wait and sell at 280. And if it never hits 280 then I'm never fucking selling it.

>>27553974
Because college is a jewish scam and it's only purposes are to brainwash you and put you in debt.

>>27555535
I too thought that life would be based, it's ass. You make pennies and you'll be struggling. You might get to fuck some gooks, but you'll likely have to work two jobs. There's some great videos on it on YT. It's only getting worse bc of COVID.

>>27555665
how much wasted in gas?

>>27555535
I live in Japan.
English teachers are the scum of society, mocked by both Japanese and foreigners with real jobs alike. If making 28k/usd:year and developing no worthwhile skills for a maximum of 5 years before losing your English monkey visa sounds fun than by all means come on over. Don’t seethe too hard when me and the expats with actual jobs make fun of you though.

>>27555535
Japan and Thailand both seem like bad choices for different reasons.. Korea is fine but you have to live in a box, China is nice once the forever flu ends

>>27552644

>Entry level job
>Must be an expert in______

>You are tentatively eligible for this position based on your qualifications
>You have not been referred to the hiring manager for this position

>>27552830
Unironically this.

>>27555612
Shut the fuck up you ignoramus. You think life is a "gift" or some flowery disney bullshit? Death is the default state of things. Your life on this floating rock is temporary. It's more accurate to say that you being alive is an anomaly because you have never existed for immeasurable number of years before your birth and will cease to exist again for immeasurable number of years after your death. None of us will come back after this momentary flicker unless you believe yourself to be the Dalai Lama.

>>27553974
to supply colleges fresh teen meat to suck money dry from

>>27553974
Teachers have literally never had a real job.
they have been in school their whole lives.

they have never once understood how the world actually works.

>work shit government job that pays dick and is completely worthless experience
>only way out is fucking temp contract job in the middle of fucking covid
pray for me bros i’m gonna do it, i gotta

>>27552644
>Joined Airforce at 19
>23 now
>Moving into a house I bought on friday
>Starting 80,000 job next week
>Own dog
Not saying wagecucking for israel is for everyone or will even net the same results, but play that shit smart and you can set yourself up for success
Now go ahead and hit me with the "zogbot" and "chairforce" insults, I've heard it all before

>3 years experience required
>Bachelor's degree required
>lied about my experience
>Never finished my degree

7 years at my company already. Those Karens at HR didnt even check my credentials.

>>27552990
>he only knows of TWO options in life, wageslaving or stocks
What about building your own business?

>>27555612
28 years old recently got a bachelors in informatics and the education was kind of subpar, so i dont really know what to do with it. Like i have no actual skills, just a bit of knowledge and a degree. I have been given the chance to go and do masters for free, but i lack money right now. But your story makes me cheer up good for you man.

>entry level position
>bachelors needed
>masters preferred
>5 years experience
>...
>$12 per hour

>>27556229
Based.
Newfaggots to the workforce, just lie. Pretend you have that 2 years experience required for an entry level role. Just pretend you worked while studying, they'll just assume you're keen. After 2-3 weeks on job you'll get the hang of it. Most normies are incompetent retards so you won't stand out.

>>27553974
>>27553381
>go to public school
>12 years entrusted to the care of gov't employees
>12 years they repeat to you the same message
>to be successful you must go to college
>go to college
>can't afford but gov't offers you loans
>incur debt to gov't
>college increases tuition since gov't is footing the bill anyway
>don't worry gov't can just loan you more money
>incur crippling debt
>graduate, no jobs
>still in debt
>living with parents, unable to contribute in any meaningful way to society
>have several friends in similar or idential situations
>pause in thought
>"hmm, maybe there's some way the gov't can help"
>boomers call you and your generation entitled for expecting the gov't's help
>"you chose to go to college, shouldn't expect the gov't to fix your mistake"
>banks can get bailed out, but student loans are forever
I went to a state school on the cheaper side and got cut a pretty good deal because of my SAT scores, so my debt is much more manageable than some I know. Still, I remember the shit I got from the guidance counselors trying to tell me I had to go to one of the best (read: expensive) schools in my state. I had friends that went there. They don't know any more than I do and their degrees are equally worthless. They took the gov't employee's advice and now they owe the gov't an arm and a leg.
Honestly is it surprising to anyone that this generation would yolo their saving en masse in hopes of a get rich quick scheme like GME with the bonus objective of owning the boomers?

>>27554550
>male in the nursing profession

BIG OOF


Even if you can get past all the other bullshit that’s involved and that’s a big IF. The fact that you will have coworkers and supervisors who speak Ebonics un-ironically, are functionally illiterate, fuck around and bullshit with each other more than do their jobs all while subverting you at every turn and treating you like a bitch cause if you fight back it’s a racist hate crime and probably sexist cause they are all women. Meanwhile they make as much or more than you because of seniority and affirmative action would make me want to go for the high score ever time I went to work until I actually did it.

I would rather be a literal numb living under a bridge than be a straight white male nurse.

>>27556223
what did you do in the air force anon, and how did it turn into a job on the outside?

>>27556229
Is it illegal to lie on a job application?

>>27556760
How do you know?

>>27552644
>Graduate college
>download job app that is linked to school so employers are guarenteed you have a degree
>get emails from recruiters nearly daily without trying
>dont respond to any of them stay NEET cause my parents are rich.
Feels good man

>>27552644
Apply anyways. Just do it. These requirements are a wishlist, it's all bullshit. And since it's all bullshit it doesn't matter.
>>27552777
Checked

>>27553974
based wallace seeing right through the bullshit

>>27556724
Not in EU, or at least in my country. You just get fired if they find it and corporate would blame HR for their incompetence. Thats all.
Obviously its not an engineering job or something highly skilled, but for example if you are good at coding and they ask you for a degree you didnt even finish just lie.

>>27555849

LTC gas fees are near zero my dude. Literally less than 5 dollars for all of those TXS

>>27552644
Fuck all that, confidence beats everything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsxYfYCbVC0

>>27556067
So this is the only time in all of existence that you get to do anything and your going to just go back to non existence? Fucking do it then pussy. Do a flip.

>>27556223
Dude, based. military is actually a solid option. 3-4 year contract and get paid to learn a trade or job that can translate into civilian life and can go to college for free after. Not to mention enlistment bonuses can be up to 25K for only 4 years. Shits cake just dont be a retard and join up as a grunt with no transferable skills.

also if youve never worked for the government before you actually dont do much actual work.

>>27556067
Wow, you're a faggot. Scratch that, do a flip. Keep feeling sorry for yourself.

>>27552644
AYY DO ANY OF YOU KNOW HOW TF TO PUT TOGETHER AN SEO AUDIT?

this company asked me to put together a quick one as part of an interview process and im not sure what to do. just throw a spread sheet together?

>>27556707
BMET
Biomed technician
Lots of medical jobs like radiologist and some electrical jobs like radar or pmel translate great to civ
>>27557660
Yeah literally just don't join a shit branch like army or marines, and don't be a retard and get a shit job like crew cheif or personnel and you're golden

>>27552644
Those application requirements are whipped up by some fat soccer mom that went to school for """"human resources"""". Just outsmart the person when you're interviewed.
>4 years required
>Bachelor's required
>"Anon, you have a Bachelor's but your professional history is lacking. Do you have anything that could suffice in place of professional experience?"
That's when you say "Yes motherfucker, I went to college for 4 years to earn a degree for the field I'm currently interviewing with you in. Those 4 years in college are far more challenging than 4 years at this job, I guarantee it."
And you've got the job.

>>27556724
Whats the worst that will happen? Get fired from the job or never get the job that you wouldn't get anyway if you told the truth. Doubtful it's illegal anywhere.

>>27558025
so you got out after 4 years and found a job with no degree? if so i'm pretty jealous, i guess having veteran in your resume helps?

>>27556700
It's pretty emasculating, guys try to justify it by saying it's a solid career. Nothing is more solid than holding that piece of shit after cleaning a mammoth who weighs over 350 pounds. Even if you work outpatient or as a clinic or office RN, you'll feel braindead at how terribly slow and low IQ the work is.

If that wasn't bad enough, Nurses get a superiority complex about getting through Nursing school, like they just passed the astrophysics program at Area 51. It's hilariously sad. I bullshitted through Nursing school and played games and passed my NCLEX in like 30 minutes. I fucking dreaded everything about it though, especially clinicals.

>>27558025
Im in the army, not as good living conditions compared to AF but depends what job you choose depends on how much BS u put up with, plus alot more choice and demand in the army.

>>27558155
Yeah, some jobs look for airforce training
I know a buddy who was PMEL and they literally priority hire those dudes into high status companies like boeing
I got pretty lucky but I had a good track record and even made staff first time so they liked my resume. The guy who hired me is prior airforce too.

>>27558354
I'm legit curious, what good jobs in the army translate to civ?

>>27557660
can confirm

i used to work for the local government and for a good 6 months i had stopped doing my job entirely, i was even signing up for overtime and spending maybe 3 hours of my day pretending to do work every weekend while getting paid for the entire thing

literally stole a full week of work plus an extra 20 hours of overtime at time & 1/2 every week for months and nobody ever found out

>>27552644

Benefits
>"competitive" salary (no amount mentioned)

Requirements
>list of twenty things

>>27558450
Dude theres tons, I mean you have the engineering branch with jobs like firefighters, divers, construction engineers, electrician

Signal branch you have IT guys, cable dogs, Network operators

Cyber is well cyber

MI can relate to fed agencies

i mean the list goes on Human resources, bunch of the medical jobs like radiologist techs dental techs. Just stay away from combat arms theres like 170 jobs in the Army

>>27558988
>Just stay away from combat arms
>Implying a majority of 4channers wouldn't end up as GI meat shields
LMAO, fat anime retards with no use in civ life would not end up any better by joining any service.

>>27559463
You'd be surprised by how many fat anime retards are in the army.

>Excellent written and verbal communication skills
How do I pass this part?

>>27552644
>React.js
>Spring Boot
>MongoDB
Wow college really was worthless. Oh wait, that was just the first requirement...

>>27552990
Literally just buy the dip and hodl. Whoa so difficult

>>27556229
what job?

>>27560489
McDonald's Cashier

>>27552644
America wants to fail apparently by playing these hiring games.
God I hate white people.

>>27552644
>all these dead-end job wagies saying college is useless

It's useful because if a job (a real job, not flipping patties or stocking shelves) says you need a degree, you meet that quota.

>>27556141
id put so many of my teachers in prison for being hacks.
especially the University teachers in the non-hard science courses. totally obvious they were just there for the security of a government job and the perks.
America is fucking dead.

>>27556067
I assume you’re young so I’ll just get straight to the point. This kind of existential weakness should be rooted out quickly if you want to have any chance of making it. Nihilism is fucking repulsive and is indicative of basket-case immaturity. You’re just going to have to grow up, get tougher and learn to take care of yourself better. Your mommy may help you with the roof over your head, but you gotta do the rest yourself.

>>27558510
>anon steals at least 15k from the government

yeah i’m thinking based

I am YOLOing my portfolio this year. I either make it and retire in a year or two or go live in a van innawoods

>>27556141
Fucking based

I'm not going to college. Just fake your resume.

>>27552918
>handsome
>charming
>posting on 4chan
pick 2.

>Still, I remember the shit I got from the guidance counselors trying to tell me I had to go to one of the best (read: expensive) schools in my state. I had friends that went there. They don't know any more than I do and their degrees are equally worthless. They took the gov't employee's advice and now they owe the gov't an arm and a leg.
Guidance counselors are fucking crooked as fuuuuuck.

>Honestly is it surprising to anyone that this generation would yolo their saving en masse in hopes of a get rich quick scheme like GME with the bonus objective of owning the boomers?

Fellas.
I graduated with a CS degree in 2016 and havent done shit with it since then.
>IT job that I hated right after graduation
>quit job in 2018 when i made a quick buck on shitcoins
>sat on my ass smoking weed and jacking off for 2 years
>finally decided to get back into programming with solidity and web dev stuff because my linkies were mooning and i wanted to make sergey proud
how fucked am i?
is smart contract programming actually a good thing to get into? or useless unless im 150 IQ vitalik or 80 IQ scamming pajeet?

>>27561350
lied and just got a job and did it. Corp jobs in IT/CS are a joke compared to the req.

I go to interviews just to be a weirdo and creep out normie hr people.

>>27552830
The trades unironically require an associate's degree here. It's fucked

>>27552644
I wish I was stronger and not a naive brat back then. Mid 20s body is fucked, can't even cycle or do weights. Wish this covid business never happened, 3 chronic injuries that but can't even go to the physio due to the coof

I have a degree, two even (an advanced associates and a bachelors with a minor concentration) and what I’m doing has nothing to do with it.

I’m trying to be an author and content creator. Maybe some of you guys will see/read some of my stuff.

t. DL

>>27561576
You were always 80IQ, you just didn't have money at first.

>>27556683
Don't forget
>vote for guy for president that made student loans unforgivable

>>27562137
>vote
ISHYGDDT

I plan on launching into a business by eoy. I will buy a van if I have to, or be a digital nomad. Anything then having to deal with office politics and telling the interviewer why my ability to pay attention to detail is a weakenss.

>The qualifications were written by admin/managers and HR who have never actually done the job and have zero idea what qualifications are actually needed to do the job

>>27561531
>guidance counselors
These retards told everyone you have to do xy&z to get a good job and appease the master. Not one teacher ever mentioned the word "trade" or "self employed"

>>27561884
Deliscious Tacos?

i just want to make enough money to finally move into my own place, with no roommates

just a normal little apartment all to myself

i want to be alone and have privacy

>>27560847
I have a friend that's qualified in every way for a higher position at his place but can't take it because the company requires a degree. Instead he had to train a guy that they hired from outside while he's been there for years. That piece of paper that says you know shit actually counts at some places.

I'm legit considering roping. For several reasons.
The one relevant to our conversation being that I've always been ostracized by the group.
When I was in university, where I spent 7 years of my life (I have a bachelors, a masters and a few failed re-orientation years from law school, a bad uni I chose to leave) + 2 years abroad studying at bachelors level in 2 different subjects with advanced diploma level.
All this happened in the first world, btw in Western Europe where I was born and raised.
I'm 28 now and I have +10 years pursuing an education but I'm not fooling myself.
I do it because its free and I have too much mental issues to ever find a job now. I spent 3 months at the mental hospital. I do not have what it takes to be liked by other people. In university they would shun me, teachers would grade me poorer even though I was more dedicated, hard working than others. Simply because of the vibe I give. The vibe of death or disease, I don't know. I was physically sick at the time, it made me depressed. And now I'm mentally disabled too. It's not worth leaving the academia meme. I'm still studying, picking up certs and diplomas, just so I can pretend to my family I still try, just to get something done, but honestly lads I don't think I will ever find a job. Any situation where I was not involved in a transaction, me paying for whatever it is, I've been treated like an expendable. People don't want me around.
In 2010 I knew about bitcoin thanks to /biz and friends on the internet met through here. I was 17 at the time. I wanted to buy but my mother shot me down, and shamed me. She said she'd give me pocket money to survive while I studied, and lived in her basement. She ruined me. Because the only reason she refused and really tried to stop me was because I was going to open a bank account to buy it and she had already opened several in my names that she used to launder her own money with teenager interest rates. She stole my identity.

>>27552644
Stop being a faggot and get into trades like welding, hvac, or plumbing. Its great working with your hands and you will learn alot of skills that the average person would not know. Depending on where you live, there are always contractors looking for people to start as apprentices. I mostly make the most money on side jobs, where you can start out bidding at a learners rate and then when you get better you can increase it. It may seem intimidating at first but if you don't even make the attempt then you don't actually want a job.

>>27558204
Well at least you have a job that pays a living wage and is never going to go away. I’ve never worked in the field but have met many career changers in my field that came from there and have spent time in hospitals.

Hopefully you are at least in an area where most of your coworkers are white.

Why can’t non whites just go live in their own countries? Why do they have to make the USA so terrible? Just go make Africa nice, or Mexico, or South America, or Asia? Why do they all have to come here and shit up our country? I’m my profession generally the only foreigners I work with directly are aussies. Their accent is annoying as shit but those cunts like to have a laff and aren’t literally retarded like blacks. God damn I hate black people.

>>27562504
Because everyone there came from that exact place. If they had learned a trade or been an entrepreneur they wouldn't have been working in a public school for a salary would they?

>>27558204
Even the NPs that work at Walgreen's and have permission to write scripts are morons. I went in to one last year for strep, told her that I knew I had strep, and proceed to get a 30 minute run-around about how it was probably just allergies. No moron, it's the middle of February, give me the strep test and write me a script for Amoxicillin for Christ's sake.

These right here are the Karens that live to do battle with teenage fast food workers.

>>27563072
it will only get worse anon.

>>27554550
Lol, maybe on the coasts or big cities. Everywhere else it's a fairly straightforward process, provided you actually bothered to learn some a few popular libraries and frameworks not taught in your degree, and didn't fall asleep in DS&A.

>>27561488
you can have all 3 in moderation but it usually means you are a borderwalking cyborg teetring on the bring of losing at least one of the three. I bet this guy has at least 1 (or more) of: cancer sense of humor that he hides from normans, self-image problems due to being slightly above average but not hot enough to hang with the moggers, and/or constantly tries to quit using this site but always ends up finding himself back on here. I know a few like this. Good people, but ultimately flawed. The "concealed carry autism" anon

>>27562956
don't do it anon :(

>>27554956
I'm unironically doing this. I'm in my 5th year class for my Electrical Apprenticeship and during class I just browse biz and look up coins. Currently up $40,000 from last month.

>>27562956
ive been there anon. dont do it
you could file for disability and get income that way. Many expats larp saying they run a business while getting checks from the gov. Also id look into locking down your report. you could guilt trap your mom into giving you more money for school while you funnel away into crypto.

>>27558510
jesus fucking christ they weren’t kidding you really are wasting our tax money

>>27556357
Not the OP but in the same situation as him. As for opening a business I would like to open up a Smoke Shop on my side of town since the nearest smoke shop isn't for 8 miles. My side of town also has plenty of potheads so the idea seems reasonable. However I can't open up said shop until I make at least 10K-15K from crypto.

shit outta luck until I hit 30 or Rubic takes me out of wage slavery

>>27565410
thanks for the tip. That's what I'm considering doing, but the problem is I am abroad and have to show up physically to do psych tests and reside in my home country to get disability. It's never going to happen because I can't go back home (my only place to live is at my mother and if I stay in her presence more than a week I start spiralling into psychosis again because of her own craziness and I just know for a fact I will be locked up again for months of my life if I go back).
So I live with this guy I met online now, we survive on his unemployment check and maybe once or twice a year my parents send me 1-2k to ''help me survive'' but that's it. I could try and really save on that but the next ''help'' probably won't be for another 4 months or so, and lately my parents have been the ones guilting me into finding a job (meanwhile she purposefully sabotaged me early on so I would stay dependent on her so she could collect checks, my dad ruined me mentally with physical and psychological torture and always treated me, even at 7 years old like a failure, what did he expect me to turn out believing in?...

Anyways, I have no prospects other than this pipe dream I have to somehow save 200k so I can buy land in the country next door (nz) and live off the land in the wilderness remote from everyone with just chickens, seeds and a water source...It's getting harder to believe in every day.

>>27558510
Giga based
Used to work as a Janitor on a military base for a food court and spent half my time in the spacious closet getting stoned. Easiest cash and job I've had.

>>27552990
>What's the alternative?
Join military as an officer for decent wage and benefits. Get out when you make enough through investing.

>he wants to be a wagie
oh no no no

>>27552644
>Have Bachelor's degree in non-retard major
>have at least 2 years experience ranging from tutoring, wildfire firefighting, measuring trees, a little bit of construction work
>Get interviews with every other job application
>Don't get offered the job
This has been going on for the last 9 months since graduating.

Do boomers just not also hear the deafening circus music when they defend this?

Anyone have any good resume/cover letter resources? I've got the skills, training and experience for what I want, but I don't seem to be able to sell myself very well.

>>27552644
>want to be project manager
>even shitbox companies demand you have PMP for entry level and they’ll pay you half industry salary even if you have a ton of experience
>can’t get PMP because you need to be a project manager for credit
>can’t become PM because I don’t have PMP
What a world we live in

>>27553977
>20 years experience required
>company/position has only existed for 14 years

>>27553974
College was ok for me, I went to film school, fucked around and got to smash an indie art ho for about 9 months. Never paying my loan either.

>>27552830
>LOL JUST GO TO COLLEGE EXCEPT ITS NOT COLLEGE

>>27566402
could you roommate with someone for a month just for the tests? Disability payment is a onetime thing, so if you could mentally prep yourself for hell for a few months it would be worth it in the end.

In the states some placs offer 142 per week in a very shitty environment. I just looked into tiny homes and some are pretty nice with about 80 total including the land. Even cheaper if you do a lot of the work yourself.

I would buy pic related and religiously follow this book. It's the only book that prevented my own personal suicide due to my parents. Not an online version but the actually book and commit to following the steps.

>>27568856
I appreciate your advice and the resource a lot, anon. It feels better to know someone else knows what I've been through. I have to wait for borders to re-open with my home country, and maybe then I will subrent a room for a few months and try to get on disability. It could work. I have to do more research on it.
Thanks again for the advice.

>>27553484
>business in the 70's 80's 90's etc, we need someone who of capable of running and managing this machinery, there is a lack of trained candidates but we will make do and find a way to train someone if they are reasonably keen because what other choice is there, who knows when the next candidate will come along.

>business now, hundreds and hundreds of candidates. Ok we have to choose from about 100 qualified candidates and if none of those are good enough we can just import some. Help government, we need more immigration.

>>27558204
Don't really have much choice to get a job you like these days, no work in fun anyway. Just service jobs from now on. Seems like that area is one of the few growing.

>>27562956
I've had my identity stolen by my parents too, its a tough thing to wrap your head around anon. In fact its more or less an open secret I was born as a way to collect benefits, but I'm waging away by myself now. All I can really say is hang in there brother

>>27562956

If the accounts are in your name, you can do whatever you want with them. Dont be afraid of your mother, she cant do shit. Open a new account, take all that money and move it. The do something you like. If your mother treats you like that she doesnt deserve loyalty.