/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>27545407
Nice try JIDF, I will say your shill threads are getting better.

>>27545407
Sorry we’re not accepting new members

This, can I be a Shabbo's goy?

>>27545407
Nice, nice. Now let's see Paul Allan's shit post.

>>27545407
Still not a huge fan of joos but destroying reddit was pretty cool of them

>>27545407
Oh hey look, a thread where OP is a complete faggot.

>>27545542
?

>>27545407
You already work for them if you have a wageslave job.

>NOOOOOO STOP BEING BETTER THAN ME AT EVERYTHING
antisemites are pathetic desu

>>27545407
They didn’t do shit... the redditors said hold and they are still holding. So if it doesn’t go up they were just wrong, or it’s fraud.

same here op, got a book from libgen about their money habits

whytes are just gullible cattle so I dont care about race or nation anymore
I just want a comfy nouveau rich lifestyle

>>27545690
>>27545758
based

>>27545407
You cant join them filthy goy. They are the chosen people. You can chose to serve them.

>>27545407
If you don't have Jewish heritage you can't truly join us, best you can do is marry a Jewish woman, convert, and LARP as one of us.

>>27545946
this is accurate

>>27545407
the only way is to become an honorary jew but you'll need to do something incredibly jewish like steal your kids pocket money or some shit.

>>27545946
My grandfather on my mothers side were some of the wealthies jews in Budapest does that count or is it too little to join the members only club?

>>27545407
i wish I could change the game rules to win but alas, I am cattle. i will have to settle with crypto and the occasional riding on their coattails.

>>27546212
Yes that counts

love /pol/'s fake hostility veil that spread across all of 4chan, really love the dualism of it.
>le joos did this, le joos did that, le joos control this, le joos control that
actual evidence of hedgies manipulating the market thus validating /pol/'s position.
>based joos BTFOING reddit
/pol/ was the worst idea ever.

>>27546427
Then i'm off to the promised land, see ya later sipping on brandy and cubano

>>27545758
not saying this as a case against them, but they did kinda sacrifice a few million for the victory

>>27545407
Go talk to a rabbi bro

>>27545407
the jews orchestrated those hold memes on reddit. calculated and took everyone's money

>>27545407
SOP says you have to marry a jewish woman, and have a daughter, who you let a male jew impregnate.

this is the way

>>27545407
Jews and redditors are both cancer and they both got btfo here. win/win

>>27547313
this is the way

How else were they going to control BTC. Brilliant.

>>27545407
Can't wait to see if AOC and Warren will standup to them. My guess is they will cuck like everyone else

>>27545407
Aren't 90% of people on /biz/ jews anyway? I can't imagine anyone else caring about this shit as much as us.

>>27545407
Nice try Moshe. Yes Goyim we have defeated the redditors together, hurray!

This whole thing has proven conclusively that reddit is based and 4chan are goyim lapdogs.

>>27545407
You can not have the gift of judaism but your children can.

>>27545407
they even created a fake holohoax to shield them from any criticism... pretty based if you ask me.

>>27545407
Lol buzz off schlomo, reddit may be retarded but Jews are about as far from based as possible.

>>27545407
If you aren't at least partially ethnically Jewish you are literally not allowed to join. It will end up worse for you than reddit. They are less receptive to you joining their nepotism ring than you are to Jamal raping your daughter.

>>27545812
There was no evidence of fraud you qtard conspiracy boomer.

War is the white mans game. Stop trying to beat the parasites are parasiting

>dna test
>0.1% ashkenazi jew
I'm gonna make it boys

>>27548274
White men are owned by Jews retard

>>27546212
Maternal side only unfortunately

>>27545407
>>27545407
Thank you anon. I accept you as an honorary Jew

>>27548539
We own more ovens.

>>27548682
Nah that's been more or less thrown out with the advent of DNA testing
If you have tribal blood, you're in. Too few of them to be that picky.

>>27545407
Good goyim! Thank you 4-chan, very cool.

I don't understand the idiots that bought at 320?

I would have bought at a DIP not a dam peak.

Hell I seriously though about buying when it was in the 80's and missed because my sis was going on about her dog being litigated.

Could of sold that before 2pm to actually profit something for the day.

>>27545407
I mean......I’ve known lots of half Jewish kids and honestly I don’t think I would adopt the lifestyle. I worked with jewish women and all my friends who came in they would be like ‘are they jewish?’ I was always truthful and told them like half or quarter or whatever. Apparently where I grew up it was like the dumping ground for half jewish kids who had single goy moms. Jewish dads would sometimes take their kids on the weekends.
And the Jewish women I worked with would always gasp at some slang I used ‘that’s yiddish’ ‘that’s Yiddish’. Idk just what everyone called it. Also we would sneeze the word ‘Jew’ at full blooded jewish kids for laughs. Also using the word Jew to talk about getting scammed was normal ‘don’t Jew me’. I guess we just weren’t uptight retards like everyone is becoming now. It’s the Russian Jews that throw me for a loop. Sticks on their doors Russian yiddish English theyll mash it all up into some crazy shit. And they’re all drunks.

>>27548539
All paper, all abstract. There's no gun to my head

>>27548090
The opposite is true for elite families, gene theft is real. Look at Biden and Trump’s five kids, all have jewish spouses.
Being American each of them had a 98% chance of marrying a non-jew. So it'd be .02x.02x.02x.02x.02%. .00000032% of randomly happening.

>>27548804
I don't count one bit. My dad's side has German Jewish ancestry crossed with a shitmix of Slav on my Mom's side. Oh well, at least I'll cheer your based tribe on from the sidelines......

>>27549065
lol
take a dna test
show dna results to rabbi

you're done

>>27545870
book name?

>>27545407
Any reasonable successful goyim will inadvertently find himself marrying a Jewess

>>27549209
Word!

>>27548682
That's not true. Ironically, if you were jewish enough for the nazis to want to gas you, then you are accepted in jewish circles

>>27549823
Fair enough.

>>27549823
Lul so you’re saying they would take my kids? Jewish surname appears on their birth certificates

>>27548103
Are you retarded? 140% of the float was shorted, there is literally no exit for them other than Jewish tricks. The volume flows show they could not have possibly in and outed positions. It’s the same reason I wasted two days last week begging idiots here not to go in if they weren’t. They were always going to rig it.

>>27549921
Sorry, I'm not sure what you're trying to say.
It's a very grey area though. Even the SS had a half Jew in one of their Hitler youth posters

>>27549945
Unfortunately for them you pleas fell on deaf, delusional ears. They got what was coming to them

>>27547422
they're so fucking disgusting

>>27549515
Lookup Operation Romeo, how the east german secret police used their men to marry western government employees.
If you don’t think the Mossad organizes accidental encounters between the children of elite goys and single jews then you are incredibly naive. One key part of Romeo was to engineer social encounters where the target is the first to approach the agent.

Reminder who the best financiers and manipulators actually are.

>>27550141
I mean for whatever reason my spouse has a Jewish surname. We are unaware of why or of there is actually Jewish lineage. But I would guess there is. But to my understanding nazis were combing through birth certificates looking for Jewish names. And if that’s the case my som for sure would be hauled off to the concentration camps. Does that mean my kids could go to synagogue?

>>27545719
No rebuttal, just a ?. Jew confirmed.

I know they have my IP so if they dont offer me a fucking job I'll shill silver as much as i can

shekel memes are real

>>27550177
In hindsight I think the dozens of replies I got calling me a hedgie were from actual hedgies.

>reddit seeing the jews rug them of their money will make them start naming the jew for sure!
>now that I think about it, it's pretty based that the jews had no sympathy and we're just out to get money

>>27548804
As a Jew myself I can tell you it totally depends on the context. For immigration law in Israel, yeah the maternal or paternal side doesn't matter. In the Russian Jewish immigrant communities it doesn't really matter because a lot of them are secular. For any Orthodox or religious community it makes literally all the difference. In fact people in Israel literally lie about their mother being Jewish to get married, many goyim have been caught before doing that.

>>27551800
Bro were you honestly expecting them to eat that kind of loss for other people?

Anyone that doesn't run solely on their brainstem alone knew that GME was a pump and dump. People buying in at the top literally fell for the FOMO trap, it happens everytime. My only regret was not hearing about the pump and dump scheme early on. I'll be ready for the next one, making sure I get in early before simpletons pump the price up.

>>27545407
they literally fixed up all the volatility from last week and prevented a market crash these retarded reddit poors would've caused. like, wtf I love jews now??

>>27551800
to be fair if they didn't fuck them over they would've caused a massive market crash and fucked me and most other retail investors over. thank you jew

>>27545407
>How do I do this?
I think it involves giving herpes to babies by sucking them off

>>27545407
Become a Freemason. It is as close as you can get to being a Jew having no Jewish heritage.

>>27545812
>restricting buying to pump the price
>doing nothing
yea okay sholmoe.

>>27548002
MILKY

>>27545407
>How do I do this?
I think it involves giving herpes to babies by sucking them off

>>27545690
Nobody destroyed reddit and the jerks behind the apps are now being investigated. I think it was excellent to have the very politicians who reddit supported fuck them over. To add insult to injury they called reddit day traders " white supremacists" for beating the hedge funds. Anybody g
Holding shares of this short squeeze DONT SELL. Not yet. Revenge is a dish best served cold

>>27545407
Le sigh.

No, kikes are not based not particularly smart. Clever in some ways, sure. This episode doesn't prove them smart or dumb because there's a whole fucking shuul on both ends of this trade. The hedge funds did lose $14b, they managed to minimize the damage but still got fucked. But the people who made the most on the other side of the trade were also kikes. They're everywhere in finance. Instead of letting that keep you from finance, let it inspire you to master finance so you can fuck them over.

And you don't join them. You have success in life in they throw their kike daughters at you. Don't fall for this. Demand to see photos of her in middle school before the rhinoplasty so you know the maybe toucan nose your mischling demon spawn will have. Fuck these daughters but never cum inside because you'll be a paypig if you do. Make them pay for dates, break their hearts... pretty much be a nigger.

>>27545407
We are not reddit. It never was about the money, just a few days of chaos and lulz.

If I didn't hate reddit enough before, I really hate them now.

I will sell tomorrow for 60% loss. And I will laugh at every single post and comment,

"Sorry bro, seemed like a sure thing, make sure you invest only what you can afford to lose. Good rule to follow. But hey, you can bounce back np. You still have BB and NOK." On loss porn threads where people lose their houses and tuition.

I only lost 1500. But thats the most I eve lost trading period. And it was all because I bought in to the reddit hype when I normally never do.

Can't wait for the suicide posts.

I'm locked into the bb call now I guess but its a leap. But fuck gme. I will dump it and buy more aqb or rlftf.

>>27553218
This and then beating a chicken to death while avoiding shellfish

>>27554458
My loses for believing them about gme and bb, vs my gains for doing dd on stocks from smg.

>>27545407
You can never join them. You can become a Shabbos goyim and be treated no different. You get the gas first when the Day comes

>>27554406
thats exactly what reddit is saying

its all about the money for us, having a laugh is just a plus. whether you are a Jew like me or hate Jews with a passion this board is about money making opportunities and nothing more.

>>27554575
Gains

>>27554676
Except retards on reddit actually are sobering up and realizing how much money they lost while the chads on reddit like dfc walk away with millions


Tbh dfv is a retard for not dumping everything on the 200+ day. Then posting on reddit showing he sold. That would have been hilarious.

>>27545407
lol

>>27545407
No goys allowed, goy.

>>27554872
definitely a retard, in fact I'd say he mostly got lucky on this one. So its not surprising that he wouldn't sell at the right time as well. Should have shat on all the redditors and broken their spirit when he could have.

>>27545407
Hi schlomo dindt you get the memo who says losses 54%

>>27545758
You know what's pathetic? Trying act like a permavictim while committing genocide, the very thing that supposedly makes you a victim. There's a word that perfectly describes this, but it slips my mind at the moment.

>>27547285
Well then you should be able to prove what you're saying. Let's see the evidence.

>>27547444
What the fuck are you babbling on about?

>>27547655
mostly jews that dont know they're jews

>>27548928
try not paying your taxes

>>27545870
>I just want a comfy nouveau rich lifestyle
Just like you were trained to do by the propaganda you consume. It seems your perceptions have been safely managed. Whew.

>>27545407
you can't join
people who end up working for hedge funds have been groomed for it their entire life

>>27554690
See my crypto gains and recognize.