/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>27542621
>absolutely no one
/pmg/ knows

>>27542621
What if I told you there was someone who does?

>>27542621
ADA is going to $1 this month.
I fucking guarantee it.

>>27542621
i do with 100% accuracy

I'm going to go downstairs and make a Melted cheese roll and some hot chocolate
then come back upstairs and buy more ADA

I entrusted my life savings to the foresight of a paid Indian shill
I am financially decimated

>>27542621
Try /x/

if no one knows the future how come assblaster predicted I'd get rich off chainlink 3 years ago?

If you read this I'm going to poop on your head while you're sleeping.

>>27542621
Some people do. Thats why bezos stepped down.

>>27542621
the game is rigged. From now on no mortal will be able to make a profit.

>>27542621
link going to 1k eoy is a given

>>27543459
yeah, that does seem kinda odd, doesn't it? Almost like he knows by the end of the year something terrible is going to happen.

>>27542621
I can predict your future OP. It involves gallons of ominous white fluid and orifices particular to your anatomy.

>>27542621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMrqlo_L-gY

>>27542621
I do

/biz/ was right about LINK

>>27542621
I only know two things:

BTC will at least touch $100,000
ETH will at least touch $7,000

that's it

>>27542621
I know:

Chaos and Honkenings

Time as we know it will cease to exist

>>27542621
I know the future. We're all gonna die, what do I win?

I know the western world is going to collapse and China is going to slurp everything up.

>>27543443

>>27544108
I dont know about this one, its nearly time for another chink civil war.

>>27544108
So what you're saying is I should invest in chink companies?

>>27542621
but what if they do?

I am going to poop in the very near future
Screencap this

>>27544284
me too but it will be at 7am tomorrow morning before i take a shower to go to work

>>27542621
Im gonna get a borgar tomorrow

>>27544284
I am going to poop on your head in the very near future
Screencap this

>>27544473
i poop whenever i want,

i just wash off with a few mugs of water.

i dont use toilet paper..

sometimes the poop goes into my finger nails..

i eat with the same hand

>>27542621
I'm gonna...

Fuck, man, I don't know what I'm gonna do!

You got me bro.

>>27544222
anyone smart has been since 2017

I know the general outline of what will happen this decade and have concrete timelines of when major events will happen but I won't tell anyone because if I told anyone that would have a chance to change the future. I'll tell you this, I will be the world's richest man EOD. Simple as.

I do. I prayed to Muhammad (PBUH) and he said to invest in Rubic.

>>27543826
Is meditation actually like this? You read about Tibetan yoga and they say you can, eyes wide open, remove everything from your field of vision, and replace it with whatever you choose to focus on visually.

Is that actually what happens? I’ve tried meditation and at best I get deeper, slower breathing and a euphoric feeling.

i got 10oz silver
i think ill be good

>>27542621
Wrong actually. Some things we do know. Like The fact that Chainlink will reach 4 figures in the next 5 years

>>27542621
I don't have to. I use probability theory.
t. math major with a 4.0 gpa

>>27543163
Self-fulfiling prophecy isnt a prophecy.

>>27545058
I'll give you the tiniest nibble of what's to come out of pity, Mecca will be nuked in 2 years 8 months 3 days 6 hours and 43 minutes

>>27542677
>77
Fpbp buy silver

>>27544767
Just wash your hands retard. Toilet paper can leave shit in your anus and your boyfriend may find it disgusting.

>>27545192
>No digits
I wanted that to be true

>>27542621
You're gonna read this post

>>27545308
we only get water for 30 minutes per day

>>27544767
>>27545406
hello ranjeesh

>>27545406
Buy a fucking storage tank.

>>27545520
Do you know how many rupees those cost? Ranjeesh here would have to make 100x on a p&d scam coin with his 1000 rupees in savings to afford one, not gonna happen

>>27544108
Why do you think that?

>>27545144
>90% of traders lose
Probability theory says you're probably wrong

>>27545075
yes but it's like that meme that was going around about how if you can't visualize a red apple you have a mental issue or something. Visualizing and seeing are different things. you can mediate and visualize an object but it's not analogous to seeing it

>>27545499
>>27545520
>>27545704
We don't have space to build the tank. We just pump water from the well the rest of the day...

Otherwise I keep it in bucket and use 2 mugs

I KNOW.

Some stuff will happen:

Housing prices will increase and increase and increase, and state will give people house and you will need to pay them.
Government will have fiat crypto, this is personal and unlike crypto you can't trade wallets or have more than one person using same wallet.
What you spend will be spied to make sure you can pay for the money the state is giving you to have this house.
Hospitals will start to be used as prison because of crowded prison problem, isntead of the state building more of those buildings we call prison.
Abortion will be forced for people with more than 3 childrens.
You will only be allowed to have guns to hunt, you will allowed to rent them to hunt.
Only companies and state can farm stuff, this is to avoid food poisoning.

>>27543665
World is going to end.

>>27543163
>melted cheese roll
>hot chocolate
You have to be 18 to post here

>>27542621
I know that i'm going to fuck your mom

Immediately after typing this message I will click submit.

God is making a comeback.
In our collective consciousness.
Fantasy?
You'll see.

>>27542677
Based

>>27545832
But can you train your visualization so that it completely subsumed your field of vision and it’s as if you were seeing what you’re visualizing?

That’s what amazed me about their meditating, but it doesn’t seem possible.

>>27542621
I do

banks liquidate when congress gives them the middle finger, US goes into the greater depression and GME peaks at 100 million a share

>>27542621
We are going to die and be forgoten and all the money we made will be wasted by some enitled descendant.

>>27546155
I'm making the roll (kebab) from scratch
Melted cheese is with jalapenos
Hot chocolate with peanut butter because i have no heating in my home and it keeps me warm

I'm a recovering alcoholic so leave me to my little enjoyments

6000 years and I still loved you.
12000 years and I loved you even more.

>>27542766
Goguen is only fully releasing by Q2. Don't get your hopes up.

>>27542621
I bet you won't have sex tonight or tomorrow

I can tell the future
I guarantee you that ADA will be at least $1 EOM
And that OP is going to miss out on this free money

>>27542621
so far I have never lost money on a trade and I am up 1500x from the money I put in 5 years ago. I never post my actual thoughts on this board though, the same as anyone else who trades as well as me.

>>27542677
/pmg/ hasn't figured out that silver is literally a shitcoin and gold is the only real store of value. They're just as bad as the crypto kiddies.

I can say with 100% certainty that everyone reading this will die someday.

>>27547290
I wont
gonna use my crypto money to have my consciousness uploaded into a synthetic robo-body

>>27547290
im gonna die at night faggot

>>27547019
How do I learn to think for myself

>>27542621
the only thing i know for sure is that rubic will be $10 eoy

>>27547788
simply don't listen to opinions posted on this board, no matter how compelling they seem. only buy coins because you believe in the technology. don't sell, ever, until you've already made it.

I KNOW
I'M FROM THE FUTURE
YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT 6-72