/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>27541577
Alright schizoid

>>27541577
bald incel-looking fuck lmao

what does he know?

>>27541577
Any speculations as to what OP?

>>27541577
FUCK

I'm not sure. He's gotten a lot of hate recently for how much he earns, and it is a lot. It could be he decided to go and enjoy his money.

>>27541577
He lost against a pnd rocketman twittertroll. What would you do fren?

Amazon servers were weaponized and he wants to distance himself before shit hits the fan.

>>27541577
he's running for pres, musk for vp
will you vote?

>>27542080

>>27541920
>>27541577
Meet the new CEO /biz/
>Jassy was born to Jewish parents Margery and Everett L. Jassy of Scarsdale, New York.

>>27542131
AWS was CIA from the start. He was just a front man. Same with his Washington Post purchase.

>>27542214
WHAT DO THEY KNOW

>>27542214
he's hunkering down in the same cuck bunker bezos is hiding in for the oncoming end

>>27541768
>>27541920
>>27541944
>>27542131

They’re being investigated for stealing employee wages

>>27541577
depends on if he sells all of his shares

>>27542449
>>27541768
>>27541577
Pennsylvania Sec of State whose brother runs a company that works with amazon also resigned while the Trump lawsuit against PA for changing all the rules illegally continues.

There will either be some major politics or there will be major economic turmoil.

Trump is coming back

imagine not being taint deep in Tezos right now....

>>27541577
Nothing ever happens brother

>>27542591
reason

>>27542293
>spiritual jew bezos puts a real jew in charge

Fitting.

>>27542445
>the end

Don't threaten me with a good time.

>>27542555
Nice trips but aren’t the two unrelated?

>>27541768
Andy Jassy was head of AWS. It means that Amazon is making more profit off AWS instead of its retail and wants to push towards more of the same. The internet runs on AWS and will continue to for the foreseeable future.

>>27541944
>earns

Hey literal retard learn the difference between asset inflation due to a fake crisis his wapo helped cause and actual earnings.

>>27541577
remember how right before the corona crash happened, many CEOs stepped down, as if they knew of an ominous situation? bob iger, etc
elon "went off" twitter yesterday and now this
something is up

>>27541577
Maybe he realizes he's going to die soon and right now could live more than 500 lives with the money he has so what's the point of working

>>27541577
close on eye, put your hand in front of the eye and watch only one side of his face at a time. its two different expressions in 1 face

>>27541577

Same day.

>>27542910
>CEO fucks off
>news about millions of $$$ stolen from employees

>earnings report was gud though
>MOOOOOOOOOOOON

Jeff Bezos announces he's resigning the same day Elon says "Not going to twitter anymore"

Yeah dudes get ready for fire sales within the upcoming weeks

>>27542800
I was thinking the same thing. I think we did it. I dont know whether to celebrate or put my money into gold.

You fuckin morons i posted the answer here >>27542449 stop getting your balls twisted in a knot


https://twitter.com/complex/status/1356676315152343042?s=21

>>27542800
Oh you can call it upside-down
Everything is switched around

>>27542800
SEC is telling Elon to stop fucking with the markets you retard.

>>27542875
>close on eye, put your hand in front of the eye and watch only one side of his face at a time. its two different expressions in 1 face

>>27543193
Let us have fun please

>>27542800
Elon stopped using Twitter because the SEC told him to stop influencing the markets and now his weird drones are saying it's because he was going to see his rocket launch.

His rocket, of course, crashed.

>>27542214
what the fuck is going on, are the elites basically saying goodbye to us?

Good buy opportunity for AMZN? Stock has to take a dip with this news even though their earnings were great.

>>27543351
This is the business of making money, if you want to have fun then I suggest heading over to Chuck E. Cheese where you can play with your pretend tokens

>>27543495
>Buying at all time highs

>>27543193
>https://twitter.com/complex/status/1356676315152343042?s=21

>>27541577
He's going to buy Gamestop

>>27543508
They don’t take Rubric unfortunately anon

Andy is the new CEO but Bezos is still majority owner

>>27542681
I feel like it would be too coincidental for Mr. Boockvar, ceo of a billion dollar company affiliated with Amazon and brother of the PA SoS known for her corruption to have his sister stepping down while his business associate Mr. Bezos is also stepping down. It feels like, even if nothing happens on the surface, there's probably some shit happening behind closed doors as people try to cover their asses and prevent a real holocaust.

>>27543664
No shit, i don’t know anybody above a 1st grade reading level who would take

Bezos was Q

>>27543872
>>27543351
Alright you changed my mind. This is something that I can get behind. Continue having fun please

Where does My Pillow Guy fit into this puzzle?

>>27543872
>>27543806

You guys are fuckin idiots trying to will some conspiracy into existence and then some dipshit wife of a used car dealer on /pol/ is going to think it's real and make it a Facebook thing.

>>27541577
he probably got cancer and realized all those billions can't buy you another life and he can't possible spend all that money the rest of his life even if he tried to. And even if he tried to he would never be happy.

In his last days he realized the true currency is time. And the richest man on the planet is the one who has time. And he had none of it. You can buy everything... except time.

Imagine what his day to day life must be like

>>27544215
>gazillionaires implicated in criminal activity just, like, resign out of nowhere dude
>nothing ever happens
>stop noticing things

We could be in WW3 and you'd deny anything is happening.

>facebook

Yikes. Go back.

>>27543193
Why is my twitter background black now?

>>27541577
I just googled Andy Jassy. He's white and straight? I went to an article and ctrl F'd gay, lgbt, glbt, etc.. nothing. Weird.

>>27543585
Oh my god. I cannot wait for Tucker Carlson tonight, FUCK THIS IS GONNA BE SO GOOD

>>27544819
>jeff has no time
Fucking doubt it. Like what do you even think he does? He doesnt do alot of speeches or anything like that. Amazon basically runs itself. There is a reason high profile ceos are always out vacationing and shit. He does whatever he wants. After a certain point a ceo is just a figurehead.

>>27541577
He's going to his bunker in new zealand
>>27542214
fuck

I am stepping down too.

>>27545081
LOL you clicked the link???

You’ve entered the portal. Welcome to black twitter m

>>27545155
Hungarian jew

>>27541768
Epsteins buddy bezos is disappearing into the backdrop before the Ghislaine Maxwell trial, who’s suprised?

>>27545282
Ah, there it is.

>>27541577
I bet it's some huge scandal that Bezos want to distance himself from.

>>27541577
Bezos had no ceo can't sell clause, already checked

>>27542910
So much for diversity.

>>27541944
Its for how he earns it
Elon doesn't get the same hate by far, but show me but a single bezos fanboi

>>27541577
Q predicted this

>>27542910
How does a company steal wages from the employees? Not saying this didn't happen, but oftentimes shit is phrased incorrectly. Does it mean that hourly people worked OT and didn't get the OT rate or something like that? Reminds me when Hobby Lobby changed their insurance plan and "they were denying women access to healthcare".

>>27546164
Read the article.

>>27543495
Yeah, obviously the share price is already priced in but it's been relatively stagnant in the last 6 months and I imagine earnings will get better and better

Plus ppl will look to a stock that's regarded as safe money or anti-fragile if things get worse (which I imagine they will) so there will be solid demand

>>27543618
Musk owns 240% of the shares

fuck bros am i about to get bogged?