/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>27535789
>after consulting UNO cards and shaking a magic 8 ball
unironically based, reminder that monkeys throwing darts make better stock picks than most analysts

fucking based individual

How much do you think his hair transplants cost him? Also why doesn't he shave? Is he gay?

>>27535789
He looks like what you'd think one of them would look like.

>>27535789
shut up jealous fag he already cashed out millions

>>27535789
its literally survivor bias

out of 4 million retards in /r/wsb, one made a good play on GME

lucky bastard but theres 100000 others in that reddit that bought SHITE stocks last year wishing they were him

>>27535789
He's based. Reddit, however, is as cringe as they come.

Unironically that method is a lot better than listening to /biz/ or wsb

>>27535789
Based.
Why are you so mad, Mr. Kikenstein?

>>27536278
Like a gay child molester that invites 13 year old boys to "invest in stocks" and then pays them to suck his dick? Yes he does look like that. Redditors are all gay child rapists.

>>27536436
but he was a very small youtuber before he was a redditor

>>27535789
yeah and if a gorillion people follow their horoscope it's also bound to perfectly fit one of them too
doesn't mean shit
but it's hilarious because shit like that makes rich people angry when it keeps happening

>>27535789
This guy is basically the investor version of reviewbrah, the only reason you guys hate him is because he posted on reddit

>>27536241
>>27536436
Stop projecting Shekelberg

>>27535789
And yet hes infinitely richer than you.

>>27536600
Nah he's a fucking legend for starting all of this and I'm pretty sure he was just joking in this video.

>>27536583
Every youtuber is a pedophile that grooms children. Debate me. You can't. It's a fact. Majority of youtube users are underage. Simple as.
>>27536609
Are you mad you're being called out you gay white child rapist?

>>27535905
my financial advisor is unironically a monke

>>27535789
unironically based tbqh

>>27535789
I'm pretty sure he's just doing that for memes. Obviously if you have 8 figure wealth just from what you've already cashed out of GME, you're set for life no matter what. At that point you just park it in an index fund and have fuck-you-money.

>>27536789
Why are you shilling for hedgies

>>27536789
I knew it lol

>>27535905
this, it's a casino.

>>27536834
which one is the monkey?

>>27537145
the one reading this

>>27536436
>this coming from a mouth breather on 4chan
He doesn't look bad at all.

>>27536241
>>27536436
>>27536789
the raging projection makes this dude's own tastes apparent

>>27537643
Yeh, he loves circumcised cock

>>27535789
hmmmm consulting the uno oracle you say?
i'm not familiar with this strategy, teach me wise one. er uno. sir.

>>27536436
"don't coerce, reverse."
"when in doubt, shake it about"
silly goose

>>27535789
fucking KEK this nigga is of the chain

>>27535789
Love how you conveniently forget his 1hr fundimentals videos:
https://youtu.be/GZTr1-Gp74U

Just admit that you're jealous that you'll never be autistic enough to manipulate the market through your stock choices.

>>27535789
this nigga is based beyond belief. when you shake the magic 8 ball and it doesn't give you the answer you want you just keep shaking it until it does TOP KEK. this guy is now perhaps the greatest troll of all time

>>27536436
is that what happened to you? how much dick did you suck?

>>27535789
He did this as a joke and anyone believes him is autistic, retarded, or both

>>27536834
based does he have any crypto or stock tips?

>>27538817
Every... single... time... I have ever inquired upon The 8-ball, it has told me to "ask again later."

>>27538967
Fuck. Thank you for clearing that up before I made this trade.

>>27538998
yep. he sure does. use tea leaves.

Actually his analysis on GME from back in August is pretty good. It was a great value opportunity at that time when it was $4.00. He was actually right about it because it ran up to $20 and then $40 over the course of months before the actual pump and dump started

DISNEY

>>27536834
Financial advisors are more retarded than the random picks of monkeys
They're not financial wizards passionate about money, just normies who chose a career path in college because "oh that one pays pretty well"

My mother in law's financial advisor advised her against buying bitcoin and advised her to sell her paid for house so she could rent one at 59 years old
She also charges $4,000 a year ($1,000 a quarter) only to get a $24,000 (therefore really $20,000) return on a $330,000 nest egg

>>27535789
kek this video is based. some people will seriously follow it though

>>27540020
Who the fuck is her advisor, and why hasn't she fired her.

>>27540672
Because my mother in law is a big idiot and too nice of a person, doesn't stand up for herself
Plus she and the financial advisor are like acquaintances
I've been telling her to buy bitcoin since $8k, shilling HARD since $18k and I was surprised how readily she took to it, but the financial advisor keeps dragging her feet
The funny story is, she called me up on the grounds of having me explain bitcoin to her but really just talked the entire time about speculation and investing in safe things like stocks and (negative real yielding) bonds lol.
Then later when my gf was over at this lady's house her daughter asked off hand how much bitcoin I had and my gf told her, this 31 year old dumb hippie daughter, that I had over 4 BTC
Lmao

>>27538998
invest in banana futures

>>27541519
Christ anon, these boomer FAs are screwing their clients by not even getting familiar with crypto.

>>27541688
just corner the market on rope

>>27535789
unbelievably based

>>27536834
they look like each other a little

>>27535789
What the Federal Reserve does

>>27535789
Where's your 18 million anon

>>27535789
YES

>>27535789
I have two theories

1) He's lying (sold already) or faking the numbers with inspect element

2) He's in deep shit legally after talking to layers and cant sell because then he will get caught up in manipulation/pumpndump etc. Before you say he didn't Hedge funds will put their lawyers on him for years just for fun. So he can't sell until the stock is low or never.

>>27535789
No hitlarian spooks told him what to look for(they exist) I’m one of them.

>>27536241
Project harder you insecure schizoid faggot.

>>27535789
Seems to be workong better than whatever the fuck im doing.

>>27544713
or he doesnt want 6 million redditors to hate his guts, they will blame him if the stock goes down. also he cashed 11M already i heard.

>>27535905
cringe.

>>27545108
That should cover the legal fees and damages I guess

>>27535789
Imagine being such a faggot you dont get this is IRONIC

>>27536180
so cringe.

>>27536241
His hair transplant looks great. Why are you seething?

>>27545108
Yeah after orchestrating a pump and dump and making thousands of people lose money I'd be mostly concerned with my safety, not maximizing profits.

>>27536241
You are highly insecure

>>27535789
Ha I was using the 8-ball strategy back in September.
I was in GME at $10 cost average.
Proven strats.

>>27541519
>she called me up on the grounds of having me explain bitcoin to her
Shoulda charged the cunt a consulting fee. You know they would if the roles were reversed.

>>27541688
i want monke friend

>>27535789
at this point i have to assume it's fake

>>27536834
Does his cousin sell good weed?

>>27535789
>buys stocks after consulting UNO cards and shaking a magic 8 ball
not gonna lie based and mysticpill as fuck charts trends news etc its all jewish lies and tricks ditch all that brainwashing garbage and open your third eye white man

pick up some books at least one about alchemy a grimoire or two(covers must be made from ((("human"))) skin written/painted in sacrificed "monster" (((blood))) ) lets not forget deck of tarot and 5 items of the elements that you found yourself by chance completely at random and lastly bones
its time to learn pegan rituals curses and magic
listen to the cards the more you and others believe in a curse the stronger it becomes open your true eye see the omens for they hold the future AND NEVER TRADE WITH MONEY ALWAYS WITH GOLD ie XAU

untold riches await anon ditch (((god))) and his teachings find the white mans true deities of ancient power and knowledge let them into your heart break the (((curse))) that has been placed on our people break free and claim what is rightfully yours
/pol/faggotry/le edgy racism aside I'm being 1000000% srs follow the omens magic is real read nigga read

>>27545426
you got any better plans?

>>27535789
only unironically based investor

>>27535789
better advice than you'll get here desu

>>27535905
The trick to picking stocks is actually just being a Jew and learning what stocks will go up and what to short at shul.

>>27535789
Dangerously based. Removes every kind of emotion from the equation