/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>27534777
Check and based

>>27534777
send me 10k rn or I'm calling her and she will bitch about getting a new handbag

>>27534777
based
now dump her and live a life of peace

>>27534777
Based and 777 pilled

>>27534777
No, you actually made 65K, OP.
And of course: Checked, my firend.

>>27534777
This guy fucks

>>27534777
Checked and based

>tell all of my friends that i only lose trading shitcoins
>actually win most of them
i just like the reaction they give me that i should stop and that its gambling

>>27534777
Smart move. Also don't get married, once she realized you got rich she will leave you and take half your shit.

>>27536878
I did the opposite. Told them I made almost 25k euro in few minutes on that XRP pump and dump.
They don't talk to me anymore :D fuck these wagies.

>made 150 dollars trading doge
>brag about it endlessly to my friends and family who think it's a lot

>>27534777
I never had sex. Explain to me why its better if your gf thinks you lost money? Shouldnt she be more attracted to you the more successful she percevies you?

>>27534777
CHECKED AND GF REKT
SMART MAN

>>27537487
GF's love to spend BF's money

>>27537487
He's not seducing her. They're already together and OP already knows about the female shapeshifter.

>>27537487
it's the male version of a shittest. Kind of brilliant really. If OP tells her that he keeps losing money and she still sticks with him then you know she's an actual keeper.

>>27534777
Based

>>27534777
Checked and kekd
>>27536999
Checked and dont get rekt

They love you until you’re doing better than them!

>>27534777
Fuck that head ache. I would just tell her I made 300 bucks every day. Enough money for her not to leave me and she’ll see it as a “steady” job, but not too much to where she starts acting life a set entitled cunt

>>27534777
>told my gf I made 5k in the market
>actually lost 60k

>>27534777
Indisputably and unequivocally checked and based, my good man.

>told my gf I got fired
>actually quit

>>27534777
based. this is how it's done. don't ever let a poor bitch know about your fortunes. when time comes you need to find an upgrade.

>>27538022
Checked again and this but since you (>>27537487) sound like underaged b& let me gove you good advice, a woman that is worth sticking around wont need to be shit tested. Save shit tests for your pump n dump flings that youre considering holding short term for the action but a real keeper is a HODL and you just know when you found the right one. Shit testing one like that undermines trust and faith and that defeats the whole purpose of the chain. Heh hopw you enjoyed my /biz/ analogies, yes im retarded thank u for noticing.

>>27538352
Lmfao

>told my gf that i loved her
>she doesn't actually exist

>told gf my dad raped me
>my dad raped me

>>27534777
>told my whore i needed a 15% savings
>portfolio up 86% this year alone
i got my savings too

>>27534777
>>27534900
>>27536999
>>27537477
>>27538022
checked
based OP

>tell family and friends I'm doing pretty well in the market
>I'm not