/biz/ - Business & Finance

HODLLLLL THE LINE DOGE BROS WE'RE GOING TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

>>27533094
what do you mean? There's still 1 bitcoin

you are the greatest retard

>falling for the doge psyop
Just kys my man

>>27533094
HODL HODL HODL

lolled, fel gud now, thanks bro

>>27533094
Now you learned a lesson. Dont buy meme coins.

>>27533094
How did you get that money to begin with if you go ALL IN FUCKING DODGE COIN

>>27533094
Lol so this is six figure hell, huh? You're so tortured you fomo into a meme coin.

>>27533094
Buy wall at .03 is huge, you can only go up from here.

why didn’t you sell you absolute buffoon

>>27533463
Daddy is rich. Thats your answer.
>inb4 I make 80 million a year and live on a private island.

>>27533094
Kek I did the exact opposite back in 2014. I sold all my mined DOGE at around the sats top of this pump (~250) for bitcoin.

>>27533094
did you wage cuck to get all that just to lose it on doge coin?

>>27533094
>076
I wondered who bought my bags, thanks bro

>>27533094
Now you have to hold. It'll pump again at some point but it may take some time. Chill the fuck out

>>27533094
How did you get 400k?

>>27533094
And here I am pissed off I pulled out after losing 30%(only $400) of a tiny test buy and saw the writing on the wall. I need to be more grateful I listened to my gut finally.

Good luck on the recovery process OP. You can still make it.

>>27533094
>moved everything into DOGE

Don't call me brother

>>27533094
buy reef instead, research it it looks promising

>>27533094
$152k in dogecoin

>>27533727
I bought around 11 bitcoins when it hit $666 as a meme and then they blew up

>>27533094

>>27533094
>dude just sell something valuable with 21 million supply for a meme with infinite supply lmao

>>27534134
I love you, you magnificent bastard.

>>27534134
dumbass

>>27533094
are you really this fucking retarded? did you even both to wiki doge? Did you even really consider the marketbility of dogecoin?
>enter the tailor shop
>hello Mr. Anon, your 3-piece tailored is ready for pick up
>thank you good sir, i shall take it promptly.
>Mr. Anon, your bill sir, cash, credit, or crypto?
>*scoffs* baha, why crypto of course!
>ah, excellent sir, your bill total comes to 375,000 dogecoins, give him 5,000 extra dogecoins ($2 in todays money, he has a new child, it will probably not make it through the covid-39 wave)
>I pay the man with tesla-dogecoin neural link banking brain implant.
>thank you good sir, bless you and have a wonderful day!
>ta-ta, as I skip out of the store, perhaps I shall go pick up a lady of the night represented by onlyfans corps. (They only cost 50 doge coins these days..)

Doge is fucking retarded and you deserve to be poor

>>27534134
How can you be this long in crypto and still fall for a dogecoin pnd?

>>27534379
when I saw that is was INFINITE supply I knew it was bullshit.
all I did was read the coinbase description, that's it.
dumbass faggot op

>>27533094
Dude what the fucking fuck?!

Take some relief in the fact that you aren't destitute. Now is the time for you to start learning the RIGHT way on how to trade.

>tfw mined 200k in 2 days in 2013 and forgot about it until this run, and sold it to this guy

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU ALL-IN ON THE MOST USELESS CRYPTO, IT'S LITERALLY A JOKE

YOU DONT DESERVE YOUR MONEY, GIVE IT TO ME

>>27533094
How can you know enough about crypto to invest this much into btc but still be so gullible you fall for a meme coin?

>>27533094
Imagine putting half a million bucks in a shitcoin for a meme.

>>27533094
I mined like 1.5 million of these since 2014 and suckers like you bought my bags kek. Enjoy bagholding.

someone said it best, by the time you've heard the news on it, by the time some celeb has tweeted, the opportunity has already pass. which is ironic since elon elevated it, but you needed to be in before him!"

>>27534840
ETH also has infinite supply, Ripple too, then again both of those are scams so you're not wrong

>>27533094
Are you retarded bro

>>27533094
kek

Just hold for the next ATH doge pump whenever that may be
Everything is going to be okay

>>27536086
>not knowing about ETH2.0
ngmi

>>27533094
DUMP IT

>>27533094
You gotta learn to do the worm if you want to be successful long term. Nose in, taste the new environment, if it tastes good, push in a bit further. If the hole suddenly closes and lops your head off, you still have your body. You can grow a new head. Yeah I'm weird.

>>27533094
On the one hand, I'm sorry you're in such a bad position. On the other hand, jesus why would you do something so retarded. Moving a long-term investment all-in on a capless literal memecoin?

Hahahaha WHY THE FUCK DID YOU BUY SO MUCH DOGE

>>27533094
kek kys in a livestream

you blew it on a crypto with a dead meme on it lel

>>27533094

>>27533094
And you still don't hold any LINK?

come on people dogecoin was just a joke by some guy originally

>>27533094
you moved actual money...into a dog coin? how is anyone suppose to help you? you are beyond retarded

You can clown op but all it needs is some memer to pump this dumb shit to .10 and he'll make a killing

>>27533094
$bao $rbc $ftm $eth $zec
You can make it all back just wait for the dips

>2021
>Dogecoin
Well deserved loss

>>27533094
OUCH
CAN I HAVE THE BITCOIN?

>>27537590
and that will be 4 years later. He will be on the sideline watching everything moon.

>>27533094
If your patient im sure another pump and dump will happen. If your lucky you can get out at .06 or .05

>>27533094
HOW THIS AUTIST MANAGED TO GET 300K+ HOW???????????

>>27533094
I don't think we've seen the last Dogecoin pump but you were retarded buying in during peak meme stock season.

>>27533094
THIS HAS TO BE FAKE

>>27533094
So how much money did you lose? Like 170K? SHIEEET

>>27533094
Just another retard pricing themselves out of bitcoin. Nothing to see here, folks.

GOOD NOW GO BACK TO R*DDIT AND STOP RUINING OUR NICE FUN WEBSITE. I HOPE YOU LOSE IT ALL

>>27533094
Goddamnit you guys have to get some perspective
Broaden your faggoty outlook, fags
And never bring anything on a boat that you ain't prepared to lose

Every oldfag on /biz/ knows what doge pumps periodically every few years

>>27533611
close but no cigar
t. i make 40 million a year and live on a private peninsula

>>27533094
Dummy

>>27534814
Probably got an inheritance and is a crypto green horn.

>>27538428
I make 20 million a year and live on a private beach

>>27533094
Jesus. Now that your in that hole you might aswell just stay in it till it rises enough for you to break even. Don't try to get that money back, it's lost to the ether and your only chance of getting it back is patience and good luck.

>>27538428
>>27538669
I make 60 million and live on your mother's ass

>>27533094
you're going to be rich

>>27533094
There is no consoling. You fucked up. But now you know the truth: it's better to stick to BTC/ETH/Link etc and stop trying to get rich quicker

>>27539159
No he WAS going to be rich...

>>27534134
Retard. Just take the loss and start trading actual useful and promising coins, not some stupid meme pump & dump garbage. There's plenty of time left to make up for those losses. Not only are you likely going to keep losing more holding those, but the opportunity cost of holding them is really the expensive part here.

>>27533094
WAT ?
WHY ?
Why would you do that ?
Doge is designed to take your money
You're going to have to keep shorting it every time it goes to 4 cents. then just wait for the next massive correction

>>27539388
How do I get back on track?
I've seen talk about Shiba
Should I do try or just go back into Btc

>>27539678
>I've seen talk about Shiba
Holy shit, you're actually a lost cause. Your stack will reduce to nothing if you don't change your ways.

>>27539657
Which one? I only really know about btc eth monero doge and shiba

>>27539678
Go all in chainlink.
Its your only hope

>>27533094
You can still get on the UMA train!

>>27539678
You have to be unironically retarded. Learn from your fucking mistakes, godamn

Here comes the doomp

>>27533094
HOW can someone be this braindead?

How do you get to 6 figure purgatory but STILL go all in one doge?

>>27533094
Hold it for 5 years you'll be fine

>>27539678

I recommend SHIB. You think getting in on BTC at $666 was early? SHIB is like getting on BTC at less than a penny.

Seriously, the growth opportunity is huge. Trade your BTC and DOGE and hodl SHIB.

>>27534134
lmao this explains it, basically you barely had to trade and fight for gains steadly

>>27533094
>there are people who got memed into buying the top of the GME short squeeze at 480
>and then there's you
>the guy who bought fucking doge

OP you could have made it and you probably still can, but things are gonna be rough for you because you're really fucking dumb.

>>27534134
>literally just ape into easy money
>still manage to fuck it up somehow within the span of a couple days

>>27533094
HAHAHAHAHAHAGGAHAGAHSHGDHEIABAHAAHAHHAHA

>>27533094
just HODL THE LINE

>>27539678
>wanting to buy the bootleg version
just don't
keep holding your doge
there's a new pump coming soon

>>27539801
Jesus, you really don't know what you're doing, huh. Honestly, my advice is to just take the loss and hold like 50/50 BTC and ETH, I don't think trading is for you. If you really want to trade, start reading up and familiarizing yourself with the ecosystem. Once you've learned the basics, open CoinGecko or something and start diving into individual coins and learning about them. You're not going to make money if you just buy shit you hear about thrown around here. In fact, if you do that, you'll likely lose it all because of all the pajeets spamming threads about their P&D shitcoins. You NEED to learn what the coin does, how it's distributed, who the devs are, etc. etc.

>>27534134
you should just cash out everything and put in some boomer etf. You are clearly 70IQ and doomed to lose everything in the crypto space. Just count your blessings someone as retarded as you lucked into any money in the first place

>>27540251
I wonder if it's even worth it for him to take it out at this point rather than just watching like a hawk for a brief temporary jump

Thanks all. I promise I'll make it guys.
I'll make my comeback and become the hero of 4chan once I figure out my next trades

>>27541547
hope you lose everything, you will :)

>>27540116
Doge is still worth relatively more than gme if you bought at the top

>>27541719
meme coins > meme stocks

>>27533094
Relax retard, its literally finding support at a high enough base and it will fucking moon again when retard smart money start buittfucking it to get your money back.

>>27533094
this has to be larp. this can't be real

>>27541911
Naw and I'll tell you why- memestocks are relatively more predictable than meme coins. If it's a meme stock you know the tripling in price in a week or two is abnormal behavior and know to take profits and get out, with a meme coin no one can say how long the stupid momentum continues or if it's literally just a pnd.

>>27533094
wow OP you really are a retard

>>27533094
Hopefully this is fake. Imagine taking such an idiotic risk because you fell for the six figure hell meme. You were in a better position than 99% of your peers, retard.

OP, why you hate money? I fudded doge tons of time and you dind't listen. Idk, i'd like to make fun of you but that money loss seems very awful.

>>27533094
Wtf compells someone to do something like this!?

>>27533094
Mental illness? Looks like it.

>>27533094

>>27533094
aw there there... its ok sport, the price might go up again... just need to be patient... or we can get u another dog...

>>27533094
You truly are BASED GOD
HODL TIGHT DOGE BRO
WE'RE GONNA FUCKING MAKE ITTTTTTTT

>>27533094
larp

>>27541547
My personal advice would be to put it all back into BTC but I'm pretty BTC maxi. You could do a 60/30/10 BTC/ETH/LINK split if you wanted to be less conservative. But do NOT try and trade, you'll fuck your portfolio up again. You need to just hold long term.

>>27533094
fake profile is fake

Dude I had doge already seen it go up sold what i had seen it go up more bought more now am at 1k neg but am gonna hold because I refuse to lose my 1k.

>>27533094
Doge bro, we are like the Avengers™ fighting the decepticons (evil banks), HOLD THE LINE !!! /s

>>27533094

FAKE AS FUCK

I bought doge at the lowest point of the dip and sold for 50% profit
lol
my IQ is verified at 185 btw

>>27540655

still waiting on probit to confirm the withdrawal to exodus....

just wait 2 years for doge to moon again, you better not be sleeping anon

>>27533094
never sell at a loss

>>27533094
It's okay, just think of all the Redditors who got rich off giving you their bags.

>>27533094
Not everything. Just 54.6%. A setback, but you made it this far.

>>27533094
holy shit you are fucking retard

>>27533094
just hodl you paper handed pussyfaggot.

unironically or ironically, you decide, but do it.

Doge is designed to be inflationary

You incipient ASS! You hadopelagic nincompoop!

>>27533094

>>27540807

>>27533094
>I was doing so good before too. Now I feel like I lost everything

I honestly think it will hit .1. Relax OP. Without hindsight no one knew. But i wouldnt worry, youll at least break even.

>>27533094
Bro, why?

>>27533094
see>>27533272
you're still a winner in my eyes, fren

>>27533094
>buy dogecoin
Elon
>im off Twitter
Profit

>>27533094
You deserve it for falling for Jew manipulated plebbit memes

>>27533094
you can still make it if you buy DEXG

>>27538428
>>27538669
>>27539135
I make 1000 pounds a year and live in the soul of Jesus Christ our Lord and Saviour.

>>27533094
Bitch