/biz/ - Business & Finance

we dont care

>>27528258
Charge your phone, kike

>>27528258
it's okay anon, you got to trust the plan

>>27528258
Shouldn't have used money that isn't yours. If you can't afford to lose it, don't play.

at this point all we can do is pray, fellow eurobro

t. avg price $318

>>27528404
He can't afford the electric anymore anon

you fucking retard. you might as well hold with such a loss and pray to God some fucking hedgie offs themself

>>27528258
Thanks for the money fag
Get dumped on lmao

>>27528258
Who the fuck do you think you are? A hedgie? You don't have the intellect. Get rekt

>>27528533
>buy high sell low
You're on /biz/ why are you holding you retards. Come buy some shitcoins with what you have left and ride a few pnd's

>>27528258
>my whole tuition loan
Why do retards think its a good idea to gamble money you need to survive?

>>27528947
Trips and I will put my entire 401k into GME on open tomorrow.

>>27528424
this. OP you gotta hold

>>27528345
Fuck you nigger

>>27528404
IT IS CHARGING U FAG THE LIGHTNING SYMBOL MEANS ITS PLUGGED IN

>>27528424
Fuck your plan, that shit cost me everything

>>27528497
>>27528947
THEY'RE MY GIBS, I CAN DO WITH THEM AS I PLEASE

>>27528593
How do you think you're reading this. I STILL HAVE INTERNET AND POWER YOU DUMB FUCK.

>>27528637
Don't call me a retard, retard.

>>27528641
I'm gonna dump a hot dookie on your mum's forehead, faggot.

>>27528798
I have an iq of 136 and I'm going to university to study business and finance, nigger.

>>27528826
FUCK OFF PAJEET

>>27528947
Because they're Reddit shitkids

>>27529453

HAHAHAHA YOU'RE GONNA STUDY FINANCE AND YOU JUST DID THIS?

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>27529453
Really sad larp, it's all cringe but the 136iq part is even too much for most redditors to miss

>>27528258
I hope you learned a lesson.

>>27529653
LARP MY ASS NIGGER IM GONNA BE HOMELESS

>>27529453
Ok anon using your big 136 IQ finance student brain explain to us why you think GME is undervalued and should “moon”

>>27528258
>i put money i cant afford to lose on a stock being shilled by pornstars that is up 5000%

welp

>>27528424
I know it's R*ddit but fuck, this is low. Emotional manipulation of retards who do whatever the highest karma retard tells them to do. I feel bad for some of these useful idiots

>>27529453
Should of bought into crypto tech. That shit has been silently growing underneath all this GME bullshit.

>>27528424
THE VOLUME IS DOWN 90% do some real fucking research jesus

>>27528258
>I lost everything to this GME shit. What the fuck do I do now? That was my whole tuition loan. My parents are gonna fucking kill me...
definitely don't sell.

>>>27528404
>IT IS CHARGING U FAG THE LIGHTNING SYMBOL MEANS ITS PLUGGED IN
Plugged in to your anus
>Fuck your plan, that shit cost me everything
>>>27528593 (You)
>How do you think you're reading this. I STILL HAVE INTERNET AND POWER YOU DUMB FUCK.
With my eyes and my brain you retard. McDonald's lol, you're eating a cheeseburger and abusing the free WiFi and power.
>>>27528826 (You)
>FUCK OFF PAJEET
NGMI sirs, that is not the profitable attitude. You should buy the Rubics sirs, make very profitable to hodl!

>>27529453
Don't use the n word here it's mad cringe

>>27529826
Some short data says they only have 50% left to cover but in reality they changed the formula and it's still around 122%, also most of the price drop is from short laddering and the hedge funds fucking around and trading to each other. They're basically artificially driving the price down by them selling stocks then halting the market and repeating to trying to trigger peoples stop losses as a lot of people have an auto sell at like $100 in case. So by forcing the price down people's stock get sold accidentally from their own safety nets minimum price limits.

Similar thing happened with the VW squeeze in 2008 where there was a huge dip before :rocket: :rocket: :rocket:

So really it's a whole bunch of new people not capable of stomaching losing life savings... LIKE ME NOW THAT I REALIZED THIS SHIT IS A FUCKING SCAM.

>>27530454
So what you’re telling me is that you used that big brain of yours to bet everyone would hold and squeeze like VW because reasons and you’re only NOW realizing that trusting people who are comparing themselves to apes was a bad idea?
Serious question, when you were given that 136 IQ are you certain you didn’t miss the decimal point in that number?

>>27528258
Why didn't you listen OP?
I tried to warn you

>>27530454
Anon, with Jews, you lose.

>>27530829
Stop insulting my intelligence, you're really starting to make me angry...

>>27531204

>>27528258
why would you invest what you can't afford to lose? or are you just sowing FUD

>>27531368
you

>>27529868
it's pretty bad. I have no problem with DFV and he made a strong call but these people are heralding him as some caring financial messiah, though he hasn't actually communicated any emotional investment in the individuals of the community. Dude can and will dip as soon as his criteria is met, then people gonna be lost and burned

>>27528258
>selling
ngmi

>>27528258
>Lost everything?

You only lose if you sell.

Nobody is selling or giving up yet, just look at WSB subplebbit

>8.4mil members now
>719,000 online currently
>Average of 8 threads started/minute
>All started threads are either people buying or pledging to hold

Once the Jews give up their feeble ladder attacks this stock will sky rocket to the moon and beyond.

You should only afford to invest what you can afford to lose, anon... That was your first mistake. I only have 1.14 shares, and I'm going to ride or die. Either way I'm not selling until I'm satisfied with the profit.

>>27528258
calm down, everyone lost money. Next time don't go all in, do your own research.

>>27531693
>You should only afford to invest what you can afford to lose, anon
This is the ultimate truth. But when everyone thinks they can buy several winning lottery tickets at a time, then the psychology of normies gets broken. Many such cases.

>spending 9k on a meme
based

>>27530454
Are you fucking retarded?
THERE ALREADY WERE MULTIPLE DIPS AND ROCKETS WHY DO YOU STUPID FAGGOTS THINK THE GRAPHS SHOULD BE ABSOLUTELY IDENTICAL?
Jesus fucking christ this shit went from basically 6 to fucking 520 and stupid fucks are STILL waiting tHE sQuOZe to SquZe fucking retarded greedy monkeys.
The suits fucked up, they paid up big AT FUCKING 300-500 THATS WHAT 2000% IN A WEEK and NOW THEYRE MAKING BANK ON YOUR GREEDY STUPID ASSES BY SHORTING THE TOP AND GRINDING YOUR FACES BACK DOWN TO 12. It's clear as fucking day and you motherfuckers...fuck me why do i even bother.

>>27531919
I spent 27k; 9k is what I have left...

>>27529215
here (you) go

>>27529453
Business is for smooth brains. Get an engineering degree and then when you daytrade yourself into homelessness at least you can get a job and rebuild.

There are literally no “business” jobs that where engineers aren’t represented.

>>27531984
based and truthpilled

>>27528258
>GME

I know the feel, bro. I lost 30 whole dollars. But stay strong.

>>27528258
N

>>27531984
DON'T INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE I HAVE AN IQ OF 136

>>27532063
GIGAKEK. Oh anon. Take that 9k and put it in chainlink, unironically. HODL UNTIL NEXT YEAR. Stop thinking about it. This is unironic advice. Maybe split 40/40 with Eth and dump 20 in grt for a gamble.
>>27529215
Rolling :^)

>>27532298
>DOB'T INZUULT MOYY INDELLIBENDCE I HABE ANB EYE GUYEW OB WUN HUNBEREB ANB DIRBY SIGS

>>27529453
you invested your tuition in a reddit meme there is litteraly no way you have an iq above 80, enjoy the loss as my crypto skyrockets

I dont want to say you missed it but you missed it.

>>27532611
>>27532616

I'm warning u... you wont like me hen im ngry....

>>27532298

>>27532689
lmao that was the squeeze

>>27528258
What did you learn?

Even tho I sold at a loss, I feel a weight lifting off my shoulder for hopping off this shitshow

tuition pasta
fugggggg

>>27532705
>hen im ngry

>>27532851
THAT JEWS DON'T PLAY FAIR

>>27528258
You’ll be alright. Life lessons are the best lessons, and this is the kind of shit that’s better to go through when you’re young and not an old fag with a mortgage, wife, kids, etc.

Just start by saying it now,:
“Would you like fries with that?”

>>27532298
you are aware IQ is a complete pseudoscience with no real backing right?

>>27528258
It was over last thursday anon. I sold at 420, the literal ATH, and then I FUCKED myself by requesting to transfer my RH account to Fidelity before everything settled. Now I'm sitting on 10 useless GME shares instead of the profit from them.

So yeah I hope it goes up because I ain't selling now. I've already lost.

>>27532857
Same, I'm just fuckin relieved at this point. Learned why not to FOMO, I'm off the ride and lost 1.2k at the casino, oh well. Pretty sure I can just write it off in taxes anyway

>>27532968
That's not what you've learned, it's your emotions.

>>27532968
Anon you ruined your life despite having a 136IQ. Perhaps IQ is just a number after all

>>27528258
Fake and gay. You wouldn't have a tuition loan handed directly to you.
Student finance UK pay the universities directly.

>>27529453
Bro the idea is to BUY LOW AND SELL HIGH

>>27528258

What a fucking child, spending money that isn't even yours when you're not making money either. I bet you never saved any of the allowance money your parents gave you eh?

>>27533172
It's my MAINTENANCE LOAN, FAGGOT

>>27532968
REALLY? WHO'D HAVE GUESSED

>>27528424
LMAOING @ redd*t

>>27528258
Sell your body. No choice now. OP is a faggot as always

>>27528258
>over
This is God telling you you are meant to be poor

>>27533078
That's fucked

>>27528345
Based

>>27533252
>>>27533172
>It's my FAGGOT LOAN, FAGGOT
I don't think he's the faggot, anon. He didn't gamble his loan.

>>27533252
Please stop larping lad.
You invested about 25k.
That is way more than any maintenance loan over the course of an entire degree.

You are just a little rich boy that lost mummy and daddy's money aren't you?

>>27528258
KEEP HOLDING RETARD THE SQUEEZE HASN'T FUCKING HAPPENED YET
VOLKSWAGEN DIPPED HARD IN 08 BEFORE MOONING, DON'T SELL

>>27528258
I'd go back to redddit and see what they suggest you do.

>>27528258
Fake shit. Stfu Nice try jew. how much you getting paid for these threads spammed over and over.

>>27529793
>larping as an intellectual on /biz/
you deserve it

>>27530829
Easy bro, do you want a suicide on your conscience?

>>27533477
OKAY I FUCKING ADMIT IT I USED MY PARENT'S MONEY ON THIS SHIT. They're gonna fucking kill me when they find out...

>>27528424
>There will never be another stock that multibags
>Ever
>This is the end my only friend
>My car seats make me feel important

>>27532705
>I'm warning u... you wont like me hen im ngry....
fuck me are you actually autistic? like no meme, holy fuck

>>27533793
Yes I have high functioning autism.

>>27533671
>OP gambled the gibs his boomer parents gave him
Get a job faggot. See >>27533343

Ignore the low-test demoralization and doom-posting. Let’s be constructive here. :)
>>27533195

>>27533843
I heard they cut the prices on these

Replying in larp thread.

>>27531204
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>>27533843
>>>27533793
>Yes I have low functioning autism.
Corrected

>>27533928
Looks comfy.

>>27533843
evidently fucking not

>>27532857
>>27533075
Samefag here. Jeez, it's been a wild ride and an expensive lesson. Lost $2.3k, never FOMOing in again. Thankfully, I'm not retarded enough to dump all my savings and take loans for shit like that.

I bought 6 GME puts @5.50 that expire on 2/26.
Did I do good /biz/?

good thing you'll learn about your mistakes in class you cocky little fresher

>>27534149
>>27533928
Unironically buying when I make it

Can someone explain to me why ANYONE stayed in after Robinhood & other sites restricted buying? Why would you EVER assume at that point the price wasn't going to crash?

I only had 5 GME shares but I sold immediately once I saw that shit. You can't fight market manipulation at that level, it was obviously going to trainwreck. The shorts were covered from Friday onwards.

surely /biz/nessman here all made easy cash with gme right? only retarded reddit tourist managed to actually lose money in gme of all things right?

You guys legitimately held out for more than 5x your buy-in or something, you're all completely retarded and deserve to lose this money. It was going for $400 a share, your fucking grannies and supermarket clerks were talking about it. How could you not realise that was the top?

ARRRGGH FUCKING ROBINHOOD, MORE LIKE 'ROBBING CUNTS'.
Because they fucked about with money transfers for three days, I just got charged fucking $600 for a deposit that I thought had already gone through, so now I'm fucking overdrawn while the funds go back to my bank.
Holy fucking shit if I learned anything it's to never use this shitty service ever again.

>>27528345
FPBP. Failed FUDposter.
A TUITION LOAN JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!!!!

>>27533843
>Yes I have high functioning autism.
>have high functioning
>high functioning
>functioning

Not at all, my fren. You're not functioning at all.

>>27534570
That's when I sold, because I knew the Jews weren't gonna let other Jews get skinned by goys. I didn't expect them to be so brazen about it, but it turns out they will just shut it all down if they need to.

>>27528424
Holy fuck Gamestop becoming the new schizo general

>>27528258
You lost
Thanks for buying my bags faggot

>>27531607
He already dipped he took 13m in gains and I think he's just letting the rest roll to see where it goes.

>>27534868
I only visit these to feel normal

>>27528424
this, Q sent me

>>27534799
Yeah it's fucked up but I don't have sympathy for idiots holding after that point.

>>27534901
SHUT UP. I CAME HERE FOR HELP NOT FOR YOU TO CALL ME A FAGGOT. I AM STRAIGHT, BELIEVE ME.

Put 1300€ into these reddit meme stocks
Didnt put myself into any dangerous debt but it is definitely more than I was comfortable losing.

>>27535510
idrk if the experience was worth 1300€ desu

>>27528258
u a normie

>>27530377
T. Asian ricedick

>>27535427
>>>27534901
>SHUT UP. I CAME HERE FOR HELP NOT FOR YOU TO CALL ME A FAGGOT. I AM STRAIGHT, BELIEVE ME.
>Came to 4ch for halp
>Thinks he's straight
Faggot, this is a Venezuelan Linetrap worship board, what are you doing?

>>27536060
Don't insult Asians. I'm Korean.

>>27529453
NGMI dumb ass not with this attitude
i don't like using this word but your post is fucking cringe
get off my 4chan you dumb nigger i'm glad you lost all your money. why? cause there's so much information around you on 4chan that would have already helped you make a smart fucking decision and you're just here crying and bitching coz you made a super dumb financial decision as your first ever play with the stock market
you deserve holding the biggest bags
but look at it this way
you just completed your first investing class
do with it as you will
faggot

>>27536236

>>27536236
Well at least you won't be going without food then

>>27535350
I wish I could be smug about all the retarded normies losing their money, but I would have much preferred it if Melvin and the gang went tits up. Even though I earned a few measely shekels, it still feels like a loss. Maybe if I was up tens of thousands I would have been easier to feel smug.

>>27536484
RACIST ASS BITCH

>>27536542
THAT'S NOT FUNNY NIGGER. THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF KOREANS STARVING IN THE NORTH EVERY DAY.

gay larp thread

>>27528258
Ok now buy btc

>>27528258
Don't be so upset anon. You spent that student loan education to get a great education.

Next time, you'll know not to do something so fucking retarded.

>>27532912
keked

is there any potential reason for why it won't keep tanking?

>>27536953
But when one drops dead they all get some food?

>>27537408
This is going to start to sound like a meme along the lines of "trust the plan" soon but the short unironically isn't squeezed

>is the squeeze ever going to be squoze? possibly. short interest is still high, but it'll take some sort of catalyst: without one, at this point it's more likely short repurchasing continues as a gradual upward pressure, rather than a sudden mass event that causes the price to explode.

Reddit is still under the delusion that it's going to explode like Volkswagen in 2008

Look faggot, buy ETH with the rest and wait for a month or two. That’s all you need to do

>be me
>buy gme at 270
>sell at 290
>damn it feels good to be a gangster

>>27537668
What a shitty watercolour...

Honestly the SEC fucked up by not doing enough to protect the retail "investor" from "crowd sourced" pump and dumps where whales utilise bots to motivate the masses to hold while they sell.

>>27537861
my only regret is not using fidelity so i could buy more then 100 shares

>>27532063
This motherfucker right here. Pray for a miracle

Buy some ETH if you want to make your losses back and some gains. If you want to 100x-1000x your wealth this year, then here's some free crypto alpha. Here are the crypto tickers: DDIM, POLS, SWAP, YF-DAI, POOLZ, PAID, DEXT, CUDOS, ORAI, ARCH, PHA, PRQ, ALBT, UTK

>>27528637
kill youself namefag reddit tourist >>27367047

Going up after hours, I’m sure by morning it’ll rocket to 175 n then bloooooooon ?????

>>27528258
Nice larp. Still not selling.

>>27537812
Stay calm kim chee, we're gonna make it. Youre parents are asian for chrissakes, they probably have money hidden all over the house from the liquor store they run.

The AH rocket has arrived

>>27529453
>THEY'RE MY GIBS, I CAN DO WITH THEM AS I PLEASE
How in the fuck is a loan your money, lmao

>>27537861
can't believe it is at $90 now, each time I check it keeps going lower. The cope from wsb is going to be glorious as it goes back to $10.

>>27528258
Buy more
2 more weeks
Don’t forget to not buy any physical silver. Physical silver is bad, k?

>>27528258
>What the fuck do I do now?

Get another loan and buy more GME.

>>27538226
The last days' trend says otherwise

>>27530377
shut up nigger

>>27529453
>I lost everything to this GME shit. What the fuck do I do now? That was my whole tuition loan. My parents are gonna fucking kill me

>THEY'RE MY GIBS, I CAN DO WITH THEM AS I PLEASE

Obviously that was not the case fucktard. That was your tuition money, not your 'here is cash to do what the fuck you want to do money"

And you say you are smart?

Holy fuck this thread. Thanks anons I haven't laughed this intensively since last March when corona arrived to Europe. I am this close to crying

>>27538835
Glad you enjoyed it, anon.

>>27538835
You're thoroughly welcome anon. I've been chilling and larping with my t212 photoshop for the past 2 hours. It was a great unwind. Truth is, I never purchased any gme at all cause that shit is for fucking retards.

>>27529453
>iq of 136
>studying business and finance at University

With you yoloing your loan, looks like you're not going to university anymore. retard

>>27529453
so this is a post that's clearly not real. why do people fall for the jews tricks?

>>27528258
With so many depressed people after the GME crash the psilocybin market is going to rocket to the moon.

>>27529453
>I have an iq of 136 and I'm going to university to study business and financ
Are you sure thats your IQ?

>>27528345
Fpbp

>>27533843
>Yes I have high functioning autism.
So do I, but I didn't risk over 10 grand on a volatile stack.

nigger DONT GAMBLE MONEY YOU CAN'T LOSE

Is that too hard to understand? Then don't risk your money. For fuck sake.

>>27528424
This literally already happened. The stock went from $15 to $450. That was the move. Only fucking idiots think it's going $15 to $450 to $80 to $1000 or whatever stupid fucking delusion they have.

>>27528258
an hero live?

This was a larp, niggers. You've been had.

>>27536953
You complain about other people being racist yet throw around the N-word like its confetti? Isn't that contradictory?

>>27539130
It's been a pleasure

>>27539130
Your personification of average reditard that bought at 400 and is still holding is staggering, nice one

>>27539557
>This was a larp,
Are you sure?

>>27539687
Yes.

>>27528258
fuck you, that is what you will do get fucked, the stock market is only for the strong and the winners, you lost you are out of the game. bye, come back when you have more money to lose faggot.

>>27538395
I hope it goes to 100~ so i can get off this ride with profit

>>27528424
only two more weeks

>>27539734
Are you reeeaaallly sure?
You've been posting this image all day:
>>/biz/image/ViH0rQiD2DlHGX--bmVokQ

>>27539900
Not clicking your gay link faggot

>>27539937
warosu.org is an archive of threads on 4chan. That's the image search function of it.

>>27540212
I figured that out, but thanks.

>>27539900
Yes, I was. Then I realized one massive shitstorm is better than a series of guerrilla style shitposts.

>>27540412
lol

>>27529453
>I have an iq of 136 and I'm going to university to study business and finance, nigger.
Consider this your first lesson.

>>27528345
>>27528404
BASED

>>27529453
WHY WOULD YOU STUDY FINANCE WHEN YOU ARE LOSING MONEY LIKE THE MOST DUMB SHITSTAIN ON EARTH YOU DON'T DESERVE ONE DOLLAR

AHAHAHA IMAGINE A STUPID KIKE LIKE YOU GIVING FINANCIAL ADVICE

DUMB USELESS TRANNY ZOOMER, I WANT TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU AND MAKE YOU TASTE THE ASPHALT

>>27528424

>>27536828
The hedge funds took massive damage off the short. Billions and billions and pounds. I support that, but I don't support ordinary people bankrupting themselves once it's clear the game is rigged (i.e. once Robinhood froze buys on Thursday). At that point you gotta accept you've done the damage you can do and sell.

>>27528424

DFV predicted this. Trust the plan. WWG1WGA

>>27528826
heres my desktop bottle

>>27529453

its ok bro, just get used to work at McD
Try to adapt the menu in every visit from now because it might be your future
lmao

>>27543613
Deeecent

>>27528345
fpbp

>>27533061
anon, I...

>>27531204

>>27529215
Don’t cuck.

>>27529215
Too close

>>27528258
you know what's funny about this. My mom gave me money to pay for my tuition and I took the semester off and went all in on crypto. I'm already up several grand. feels good

Lmao serves you right for being an absolute RETARD.

>>27544837
>a whole semester of crypto investment
>isn't a millionaire yet
NGMI
it's over

>>27528424
This is legitimate propaganda

>>27537861

Nice virtual portfolio bro

>>27528258
Buy more