/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>27516843
I’ve been using other people’s portfolio images and making suggestions I don’t even understand for weeks

>>27516843
I do im 22 with a bs Business administration degree

I got s business degree because I was genuinely interested in it.

>>27516843
I didn't go to college. Just sold 10k stinks for 200k after taxes

>>27516843
>meme degree

i dropped out last year

I'm getting my degree in May.
I've learned more on this retarded board than I have from my classes, but there are some things that I wouldn't have learned if I didn't pursue institutional education.

I have a BS in MIS and am currently in grad school for an MS in Business IT.
Worst part about grad school is that despite my assumption going into it that everyone would be smart, I’m stuck in a group project for Systems Analysis and Design with some Arabs who seem genuinely stupid as shit.

>>27516843

I have a masters in finance but never used it. Instead I bought something shilled by a guy called Assblaster and now my portfolio is worth 1.8 million $.

>>27516843
I have a meme degree in international finance.

>>27516843
Accounting here. I hate my life and would like to die. But I did cash out $3700 in GME profits last week, sold for $350

>>27516843
I'm an engineering dropout, fuck college.

I have an accounting degree and have had boring easy jobs for my whole career.

>>27517468
>>27517565

Does anything in the cirriculum actually help with investing in stocks? I feel like a corporate finance degree would be better for investing and business is for if you want to start an actual business

>>27517827
>Easy jobs
>Accounting jobs
Please explain yourself, these are mutually exclusive

Uh I work in IT Security and literally bet 5k at a time on meme stocks shilled here. I've never taken a business course in my life.

>>27517873

Nothing you learn in college will help you in any way.

Have a business administration degree. It didn’t really prepare for a the “business world”. It did help me get a fintech job though

I got kicked out of high school but I'm top tier at shilling.

>>27516843
does watching online lecture series and reading books count? i'm working my way through series on Micro and Macro economics, Damodaran's valuation series, a bunch of books on Micreconomics, Quantitative decision making and Econometrics. I'm pretty much a hack, but i'm an intuitive hack with ok math and very low risk tolerance, so it seems to be working out ok.

>>27518038
>t. biz in a nutshell

We dont do that here

I am a data science student and instead of busting my ass on the exam period I am flipping shit coins

>>27516843
bachelors in financial management here
useless shit

>>27517468
Welcome businessbro. feel free to lurk and post!
>>27517565
same, it's also quite useful for employment. but i enjoyed my time studying
>>27517605
i want a side of fries with my order please
>>27517648
congrats bro!
>>27517706
same, i've also noticed grad school is easier than undergrad, at least for me.
>>27517717
welcome financebro
>>27517721
based
>>27517765
gz on the profits bro!
>>27517827
sounds like the dream

>>27516843
Working on getting my masters degree in finance. Got a 75% scholarship and my parents are paying for the rest

Bachelors in psychology here. In 7 figure hell right now. Maybe being smart is more important than a degree.

>>27516843
lol fuck no I got a BA in physics

>>27519606
> data science student
> exam period
lmao

>>27516843
i have 2 businesses but no degree

>>27516843
me, I was supposed to pay tuition fee like a week ago, but I'm being lazy
ehhh dont wanna pay for stupid worthless degree, but I need it, normies still operate on that old software, they automatically assume you're smarter with bachelors, masters, doctor degree.

>>27516843
I minored in econ

>>27516843
Got my BBA a few years back. Useless piece of shit I use to wipe

>>27520194
Maybe in stem or business/finance. Pretty much every degree outside of those fields are entirely worthless

Phd in chemistry. If my coins fail, I'll build a bomb out of household items and blow up wallstreet, in Minecraft of course. You guys better pump and hold, or nails go in there too.

>>27520003
Damn, nice dude. You're set up for success.
>>27520022
>7 figure hell right now
h-how anon?
>>27520051
and what are you doing with that degree?
>>27520191
based

>>27516843
Finance. It was easy. I went to school with some very low IQ individuals. Degree means nothing. I'm a NEET now. Finance is boring and soulless.

>>27520695
I took some risks and got lucky a couple of times. It's pretty crazy how little it takes.

>>27516843
I have given myself a honorary degree after outperforming most business cucks.

I have a degree in cyber security and mostly just day trade because it's more exciting than pushing tickets

Yeah I have a business degree. Ask me anything about Maslow's Heirarchy...

That's a little joke on the fact that most business degrees have worthless curriculums.

>>27517361
based

Computer Science.

economics BS from a respected school

working in a call center lmao

Got an MBA 3 years ago

been chronically underemployed and unemployed since then

just fuck my shit up

>>27521154
At least the undergrad ones do

3 Year diploma in Accounting and Business Management
4 Year degree in Financial Economics

>>27520801
Business students have a reputation for being the biggest tards on any campus. Some are smart, but they gotta act like chimps too or be social outcasts. Real financiers have studied math.

>>27516843
Me unironically. Unless too

BBA marketing & management from TTU
MBA ~marketing from MIT

I’m in the mortgage industry

>>27521331
>respected shool
Literally no one in real life cares about this. I went to a cheap school in the midwest for my degree and I am in cuckifornia working alongside people who paid 10x my tuition going to cuckifornian schools. Just have a degree from any state school, and have proof you can do a job (ie portfolio for CS people) and you can get any worthwhile job if you are actually qualified

>>27517914

Not that anon, but private industry staff accountant positions are pretty stress free. Before getting laid off from chink AIDS I was already working 2-3 days a week from home and working maybe 4 hrs a day of real work if that, for +$50k/yr plus fully paid bennies. It's public accounting that reams your asshole out and makes you want to swing from a rope.

>>27516843
I have a degree in /biz/ology.

>>27516843
I have a degree in Forest Management,
a part of which deals with inventory supply, adjusting prices for inflation, and dealing with growth models.

>>27521154
Former Yuropoor here, Maslows pyramid is in our 4th year elementary curriculum.

Imagine paying jews to learn how to be a good goy lmao

>>27516843
business administration major here

masters in geophysics, im a wizard of data as it is m8

the only point of business seems to me connections to me desu

I had a business course on my engineering degree does that count?

>>27516843
I have one in business and another in economics concentrated in forecasting. Business has been completely useless and worthless
>>27517873
No

Fuck college. Doing better than all my peers (financially atleast)

>>27517468
> Business administration
>>27518118
> business admini
>>27521857
> business administration
why?

Degree is no guarantee of anything. Nepotism is a bitch or angel depending on who you are.

>>27516843
I have a masters degree in accounting and finance, also I'm unemployed

>>27521809
That sounds extremely based. I almost went into civil engineering early on to try and land a job working national parks since I love being inna woods, but I just didnt follow through since I felt CS was safer.

>>27516843
yuup

>>27516843
>having postsecondary education

>>27516843
Graduating next semester with a supply chain management degree.

>>27522168
CS is safer.
It's not always easy finding a job in forestry especially right now since so many boomers refuse to retire.

>>27517361
based

im an unemployed reject.

>>27516843
I am a professional retard.

>>27516843
I'm a CPA

i have a bs in business management

I'm "getting a degree" but in reality it's just a ploy to farm low interest loans via student loan applications and dump the money into shitcoins. TO THE MOON BABY

>>27517361
Maximum based anon.

>>27516843
History major who took micro/macro econ 101

>>27516843
Got an associates in business finance, getting my BA now.

I have a bachelors in business management. Biggest waste of time and money ever. Only good thing that came out of that was finding my waifu.

>>27521589
>Real financiers have studied math.
Yes. It's not hard to teach a mathematician what a bond is, or how options work. Now try teaching complex math to a business student.

8th year sophmore here. Proud to be getting my Associates in Engineering soon! just need a few more classes! IQ tested at 146 and 250k net worth at 24 tho from making smart investments. Im just getting the degree because it will please my parents.

I ran your moms business into the ground

>>27522686
Forgot pic...

>>27517648
How the fuck can you learn anything here? It's all memes and scams with an occasional good post which is very very rare. You need outside sources to learn this game

I have a accounting degree and am a neet for almost a year now

I have a degree in international business, minored in business administration and finance. Also spent 2 years in accounting. I currently work in finance for a broker-dealer - series 7, series 63 certified and working towards CFP.

>>27522542
>student loan
>low interest
I have a mortgage and have had two car loans. The highest interest I've ever paid was for my government subsidized student loans.

>>27520651
Not the nails, bro.

>>27522501
Scam degree.

>>27522946
how much do you earn from wageslaving? how many years did you spend studying post high-school?

>wasting money on college with guarantee i'll get a good paying job from it

no thanks
i am hopeful that my crypto will payoff so i don't need college

>>27522993
Mortgage and car loans have collateral you brainlet. Try getting a lower interest loan than a student loan with no collateral. My loans are subsidized at 10%

im working on getting my real estate license as well as starting an unrelated business on the side as well

>>27516843
Business degree is for useless retards who cant do STEM

Nearing the end of a degree in economics and finance. The former for the soul and the latter for employability.

>>27516843
I'm an accountant, should be controller in the next few years by the time I'm 30

>>27522727
I got a bachelor's in management. Completely worthless. Went back and got my accounting degree and passed the CPA exam. Very happy I did.
I also met my wife when I went back for my accounting degree.

>>27523091
he unironically prolly makes 75k and maybe 25k in performance bonus

>>27516843
two undergrad degrees and working on my masters with a single class left

>>27516843
i am a political science major, so I am officially a retard, and no one can take that away from me

econ degree

>>27516843
Imagine paying $200k and 4 years of your life for a degree in common sense.

>>27521809
Holy shit this sounds based.
>>27522343
Gz bro!

>>27516843
Not me, just a gambling addiction.

>>27522088
>checked
Legitimately sorry to hear that bro. I guess boomer parents and highschool teachers talked you into it? I was one of the only people out of my friend-group who went to college, everyone else went straight into the oil-field, trucking, HVAC, etc. worst feeling ever being a broke ass nigga asking my parents for money and shit while everyone else had cash to blow. Never even used my gay ass degree.

MIS master race reporting in

>>27516843
anyone smart enough to get a business degree is smart enough to not come on this shitty board

>>27522993
This

i flunked out of college when i had a legacy scholarship to USU because i couldnt stop robotripping. looking back, that was the ultimate chad move

>>27523091
Honestly? I just started a new position since I lost my job during covid and only make about $40k before bonuses since I'm new in my office. My salary is due to double as of the one year mark this summer thankfully.

I only spent 5 years in college, since the first 2 were wasted in accounting and a bunch of my courses didn't overlap with my current degree. After I graduated I immediately started working and studied for my investment licenses while on the job, which equated to about 3-4 months of constant work and studying after hours. Not too bad all things considered.

I have a high school diploma, yet I'm most likely worth more than everyone ITT combined because I inherited my grandfather in late 2017 and shot half into the LINK ICO and the rest into LINK the few weeks it hovered between $0.30 and $0.40 in late December.

Sold it for BTC in august this year when LINK was $16, and then BTC suddenly did a 3x from $12k to $36k.

Does that upset any of you degreefags?

>>27516843
Why would you need a business degree when pic related is all you need to know about investing?

>>27516843
I have a Biochemistry degree
Does that count

>>27516843
You can spot the educated from the uneducated by looking at who uses ((((technical analysis))))

>>27523151
My point stands. That is not low interest. You are getting raped. Just because you could get raped harder by someone else doesn't matter.

>>27516843
>>27516843
You think people here are in college? lmaooo

>>27523533
Okay, thanks for presumably an honest answer. Where are you based? At least approximately, if you dont want to give out specific location.

>>27523255
>checked.
That’s great to hear.

>>27517361
wew

>>27523557
>august this year
August last year obviously*

>>27523229
STEM is for autistic retards who can't get laid
>>27523700
You need money to make money, you don't expect me to actually get a job or something do you? I'm going to gamble on shitcoins and get rich or die.

>>27523557
Nice dude! Keep up the success!

Does going to school for business guarantee you being successful at starting and running a business?

i wish i can get an accounting degree

>>27523730
New York, out of the city though. Had an opportunity to work there, but the commute isn't worth the time, energy, or money just to make on average $10k more.

>>27518077
this.
it's all bullshit stuff that doesn't reflect the world at all. then people get a job with the degree that also reflects bullshits stuff

>>27523833
based get rich or die trying

>>27523920
Does going to school for niggers guarantee you will become a nigger?

>>27523583
>business degree
>investing

You learn shit all about investing in a business degree course

>>27516843
I got a degree in bidness, aka i bid on diss and i bid on dat

>>27518077
College is for finding a good woman. Thats it. You can easily make it without a degree.

>>27523920
Nothing in life is a guarantee, my friend.

Useless degree. Study statistics

>>27516843
Accounting degree but if I didn't have to worry about money I'd probably try to learn more about shit like agriculture

>>27524161
>good woman
>college
lol
delusion

>>27523229
If you are a charismatic Chad that can sell snow to eskimos then you get a business degree. If you are an ugly incel with 0 charisma you go to STEM and study financial engineering that does all the math for us and we try to hide you in the back off the office when clients come.

>>27516843
A degree? Why would I get something like that?

Yeah currently a Bachelors degree and soon a Masters degree in information systems science (which is basically business studies with IT-twist). Currently doing part-time in a large medical manufacturer as an integration spesialist with a whopping salary of 2320€/month. Job is piss easy and doesn't require much at all, just some entry-level coding skills and understanding in how systems transfer data with each other.

>>27516843
Econ degree reporting in
>made 100$ a share profit off GME shares 500 total gain
>deep in agtech and green stocks cause Biden Bux
>didn't get meme'd be r*ddit niggers into losing money
Feels like I got some value from it anyways

>>27516843
I am a welder and I own 30% of the garage I work in, you degree only means you are a slave to the system, faggot.

>>27522021
Honestly it's the "idk what to study" degree and that's also why it has no value

>>27516843
I have M.Sc, but no business degree

>>27524101
They teach you people think rationally and on the margin and then you realize it's all bullshit

I went to community college for free and ended up with around 62 credits. I've been tempted to go to university to get my bachelor's, but what's the fucking point? I don't have the money or motivation to go. I may just lie on my resume whenever I decide to work again.

>>27525070
If you can sell snow to an eskimo skip college and just do sales. Sales doesn't require any education, they'll hire you if you're a 6th grade dropout as long as you can make it rain.

>>27516843
I have an associate in fashion business

>>27516843
bs in business admin but only had one class that sort of talked about stocks, It was more of how apps like robinhood make money and such. The professor also said that he use to work down in wallstreet and they had this software that automatically reads artciles before it's even published to determine if it should buy or short a stock

>>27523833
Your business degree is competently worthless, its a bullshit meme degree so brainlets like you can pretend they went to college
Not only do you have a business "degree", but you also never had sex. Imagine being >(you)

>>27525070
you know you have the ability to re-read what you've written before you post.

>>27522352
>CS is safer
I heard horror stories of over 50% dropouts first year.

>>27525070
This is cope for having a double digit IQ. Plenty of attractive chads with triple digit IQ do STEM

>>27517361
Based and maximum chaos pilled

>>27526006
Good
Whenever you end up in a program that doesn't have a brainlet filter by the upper division, get out of it

School is a waste of time and for stupid people.

>>27526006
Because many people who start CS think its about making video games or some bullshit, but its actually very theoretical and math based (if you go to a good uni)

Uhh...I got a 2:1 in a Business & Management degree. Maybe could have got a 1st if I bothered to do assignments in time instead of 3 hours before the deadline. And my dissertation in one all-nighter. I enjoyed the module where I ran my own business though that was fun and I actually learnt stuff.

i have a bachelors in communications which is worth more than your "business" "administration" "degree"

>>27523443
Not really, its 100% my own fault. My main problem is having only done one internship because I was working as a teaching assistent since the third year of my bachelors. Now I cant get an industry job because of lacking experience and open jobs in research (which I would be more interested in anyways) are very rare so I didnt have any luck here either.
Actually I already had secured a job at a Japanese university (I'm german) last year in march but it got canceled because of COVID.

>>27526006
dropping out in the first year is a lot better than studying 5 years for a useless degree

>>27521674
>I’m in the mortgage industry
You guys still don't require drug testing do you?

>>27517914

I just became a staff accountant at a real estate company instead of becoming a turbo wagecuck at big four.

Now with work from home its even comfier.

>>27524212
>>27524094
Can you just answer the question?

>>27517361
Fucking kek, never change /biz/

>>27517361
Undeniably based. Let the chips fall where they may.

>>27526006
tfw dropped out of cs after two years

>>27516843
i'm IT and i hate business

>>27527088
It does not guarantee you but it may increase your odds

>>27516843
The 2 people I know with a business degree have less money than me, and I am still in uni and don't work.

>>27526006
The reason I say that it's safer is in terms of landing a decent job straight out of college.
There's a high dropout rate for Forestry students as well (not as much as 50% though lol)
because most people who go into it either don't realize it involves math and statistics, or think it's just another version of Environmental Science.
Forestry is a mish mash of number crunching, trying to keep 1000s of acres of forest from succumbing to disease, making sure that deer and bugs don't eat all the saplings, and making sure the trees you want are able to grow back after a harvest.
There's a lot of different disciplines involved, and there's only so many employers that hire forestry majors.

Mb inored i Business, self taught in finance and entrepreneurship

>>27516843
yes i'm about to finish my comp sci degree

I want to make music like Bladee

Where do I go?

>>27517361

I have a bookkeeping diploma and am about to conclude an undergraduate program on Business economics. Then I guess I'll go for a grade in Finance.
Besides being able to add fancy shit to my resume, I don't feel like it has been of much help.
I'm also learning portuguese as a lot of outsourced Finance/IT shit for Brazil operates here. Being able to speak monke might get me a better wage.

>>27518077
Differential Equations, linear algebra, data structures and algorithms, psychology 101 helped a lot tbqh

>>27521732
That's totally false, the school you go to matters so much. Quality of school + GPA is 99% of the game

>>27522740
is it hard to get a good paying finance job if you're good at math? I can't get a single interview for internships ffs

>>27529283
The job market is not great right now

>>27517361
> I’ve been using other people’s portfolio images and making suggestions I don’t even understand for weeks

I fail to see the problem with this.

>>27516843
I have a financial mathematics degree. Only useful for getting jobs. Not much use for trading apart form knowing the basics. Just like most careers you learn on the job not in the classroom. Fucked if I can remember anything about Wiener processes or Brownian motion.

Going for economics major

I have a B.S. in mathematics and I'm finishing up an MBA this summer. I did a concentration in business analytics which involves a lot of coding. Have the option to do an additional 18 credits for an M.S. in Information Systems, but I don't know if I should.

a business degree is just a ticket to an interview and an opportunity to network. half of it is common sense anyway

>>27526006
Yeah, brainlets get filtered. Big whoop

>>27529572
I'm thinking about either faking being a tranny or moving to Japan or China and working in the Beijing or Tokyo office of a major asset management firm/investment bank. I refuse to be a wageslave at some gay little company, I want to work at microsoft or goldman sachs

>>27517873
No I’m a cpa and literally retarded

>>27516843
Where my fellow CS Chads at

I have economics degree from state school and a masters in econ from a top 20.

Honestly.probably could have gotten a better career with a cs degree, I still had to learn python and r by my own to get a job

>>27516843
Getting a finance degree rn. Hoping to work for a hedgie. If you can’t beat the Jews, you might as well join em long enough to learn their dirty ass tricks.

>>27516843
Imagine thinking this shit is hard enough to get a degree in it. t. Physics chad

>>27516843
got a business degree so i could learn how to work 25 hours a week at f500

AQB chads, redpill me on AQB.

I took Accounting 101 and watched Boiler Room

I study business. Not sure which specialty I should choose

Maybe Finance or Accounting/Taxation
So lost..

>>27531793
>>27520051
why are physics bros so arrogant? what job can you even get with a bachelors in physics?

>Did a semester of business school
>switched degrees
>dropped out