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What should my first investments be?

>> No.27505727

>>27505599
Drugs.

>> No.27505764

weighted blanket

>> No.27505783
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>>27505599
Checked. CUBIC PUBIC RUBIC

>> No.27505865

>>27505599
Leaving /biz/ for your own sake

>> No.27505989

>>27505599
buy a job

>> No.27506162
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>>27505764
this, my weighted blanket is so nice op

>> No.27506194
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>>27505599
>leave /biz/
>invest in yourself
>get laid as a result
>realize getting laid isn't as fun as expected
>hate wamen
>go back to /biz/
>buy bitcoin
>bladerunner-screaming.jpg
>sell bitcoin for alts and ruin everything
>regret.jpg
>buy bitcoin again and hold forever, never checking your balance
>happy-and-gmi.bmp

>> No.27506263

>>27505599
$DONUT

>> No.27506266

ARCC

Thanks me later

>> No.27506284
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>>27505599
10k suicide stack each of:
Rubic (RBC)
World Token (WORLD)

>>27497393

>tldr - I tipped you off 72 hours ago, 48 hours ago... and finally 2 hours ago. PUSSIES LOST!

>> No.27506339

>>27505599
BTC, ETH, LINK. gains go into memecoins pnds

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>>27506194
Just shut the fuck up you annoying faggot.

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>>27505599
Forgot the link, watching the damn buy sells for the dip:
https://info.uniswap.org/pair/0x6afB3d434ac3d0c92e5397895f17f1F9AF22A6c2

>>27497393

>tldr if you would have listened you'de be up 3x now. You still have a chance for a 2x EOD.

>> No.27506822

>>27506392
Oya oya hit a nerve there

>> No.27507097

>>27506822
No, you're just fucking cringeworthy and sound like a faggot. Go back.

>> No.27507238

>>27507097
Agreed

>> No.27507265

>>27505764
this

>> No.27507305

>>27505599
Your personal health

>> No.27507435

>>27505599
A gun, bullets and a section of rope. Then you will be ready to start investing. You need the right tools in your bag when you first start up after all.

>> No.27507835

>>27505599
Consider how much money you can spare each week to put toward investing. Take half of that and invest in some boomer total market mutual fund.
The other half you can speculate with, and after a few months compare what kinds of returns you've got from each approach to investing, a passive one and an active one.

>> No.27509150

>>27505599
The correct answer was and has always been: 1 BTC.

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>>27505599

>> No.27510115
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27510115

Silver, and buy while it's low, not like pic related

>> No.27510336

Invest in yourself. :^)

>> No.27511443

>>27505599
donate to israel

>> No.27511601

>>27505764
I love my weighted blanket! I got one that's heavy as shit would kill a child.

>> No.27511687

>>27507435
Based, let's have some pink wojak boys in here.

>> No.27512961

>>27511443
You gave me an idea. I will donate to /biz/rael. At the end of this run, I might give my most enjoyed /biz/ poster (they are easily identified by posting style) 500 linkies.

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>>27512961

>> No.27515042

>>27505599

Microstrategy is looking very promising right now.