/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>27494282
invest in yourself

Hodl, diamond hands, full specrtrum enhanxcement!

Hodl, diamond hands, full spectrum enhancement!
DO NOT SELL, LET THESE KIKES EAT DUST

Communism is now your only option.

And no I'm not even kidding here. You got fucking served by the capitalist system, free market and all that. Some people win big, others (retards like you) lose all

Buy $donut

>>27495008
If you think we are operating in a free market then you should rope yourself

>>27494282
Buy BTC

>>27494282
index funds

>>27495117
What's wrong, you got too greedy and couldn't cash out and easy 10% from a life chance opportunity?

You were competing against literally anyone with a phone and a free app lmao, even toddlers made some money on this

>>27494282
buy Bitcoin and Ethereum

>>27494282
Kneepads

>>27494282
ok guys i just thought up a new scheme that'll win all our money back
stocks fluctuate by a dollar or so a day usually right?
So use $5000 to buy as many shares as possible on stocks priced from $1-10
when it goes up a couple bucks, immediately sell.
Boom, you just made a $1000 in one day
repeat this for 365 days
you now make $365k a year with this one easy trick
if you want to take more risk you can use more money everyday
barely any work, no researching for a "moon"
I think I just broke the system

>>27495662
I didn’t get in on any of this because I’m not retarded. I take issue with retards like you thinking this is actually a free market.

>>27494282
Dollar cost average, son.
Get a good paying job
Invest in large, mid, and small cap stocks. Throw in an international fund to hedge your risk.

By the time your dick stops working and you're fat and bald, you'll have a million dollars.

>>27496226
>By the time your dick stops working and you're fat and bald
but this is when i'll suicide

>>27495008
>if capitalism didn't exist you wouldn't be a retard

>>27494282
Short GME

Nok

>>27496376
that's the meme, Dave Ramsey has solid investing advice but it only works over a long period of time and the gains are slow.

Other than starting a business, I don't see any real way to make a lot of cash in a short amount of time. I wish I was smart enough to program an amazing tool that could be shilled to millionaires. My life would be absolutely complete if I had it least a million dollars to my name.

>>27494282
𝚲

>>27494282
WHY GO IN WITH HALF OF YOUR PORTFOLIO HAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>27494815
unironically this, at the 2018 crypto boom I bought high and then suddenly my portfoilio was worth half of what it was, if Id have sold I would have lost, but I held for 3 years and now my same crypto are worth 3x my original investment

>>27496004
That's based strategy of based mass-buying stock management funds. They just buy en masse and perform better than prestigious cherry picking trading funds.
You are based. I'm rooting for this.

>>27496004
Don't penny stocks work similarly?

>>27496004
Lol the apu pic made it funny

>>27494282
Gotta put all you have into more risky, higher rewarding trades. That's how the pros do it.

>The beginning of the end occurred on 16 January 1995, when Leeson placed a short straddle in the Singapore and Tokyo stock exchanges, essentially betting that the Japanese stock market would not move significantly overnight. However, the Kobe earthquake hit early in the morning on 17 January, sending Asian markets, and Leeson's trading positions, into a tailspin. Leeson attempted to recoup his losses by making a series of increasingly risky new trades (using a long-long future arbitrage), this time betting that the Nikkei Stock Average would make a rapid recovery. However, the recovery failed to materialise.[17]

>Leeson left a note reading, "I'm sorry" and fled Singapore on 23 February.