/biz/ - Business & Finance

they're not wrong.
GME to the moon.
:rocket: :rocket: :rocket:

>>27485235
They are weak retarded children, all of them.
The only difference is I dont hate actual weak retarded children.

>>27485235
Mental illness

I have noticed non smart people tend to use movies to explain their world views which is why they always use them as examples such as Star Wars and Harry Potter.

>>27485235
Reddit is typical shit tier marvel basedboy who wouldve known

>>27485600
They literally used the Wolf of Wall Street to start their movement against Wall Street.

Reddit are a bunch of soi retards

>>27485235
ITS JUST LIKE WHEN HARRY POTTER DEFEATED VOLDEMORT

>>27485600
Well, if you use The Divine Comedy or the Odyssey as a reference point, most people aren't going to grasp it.

It's just like thanos snapping his fingers, killing half of all life and then the movie just cutting to credits and the theater roof collapsing and then catching on fire while a water bomber drops shit on the burning building.

>>27485235
>REDDIT THINKS THEY ARE STARRING IN A MOVIE
/biz/ has posters that firmly believe Jesus is telling them to buy some shitcoin so that they can sell it after a x1000 and bang hookers with their profits.

>they're not wrong.
>GME to the moon.
>:rocket: :rocket: :rocket:

This literally feels like that moment in the movies where the heroes are just getting obliterated. Slow motion scenes of you're least favourite character (paper hands) sprawled out on the ground, the leader just battered, broken and nearly defeated while the villain goes through their monologue.
You think this is the end? It is still far, far too high for them to have reconciled their shorts.
The monologue will be interrupted, the wellspring of hope need only start with a tiny snap.
Hold ladies and gentlemen, and be a part of history.

>>27486438
this

>>27485949
I was so fucking disappointed with that movie. At least I only paid matinee prices when I saw it in theaters. Even shitposting on /biz/ for three hours is less of a waste of time.

>>27486438
>believe Jesus is telling them to buy some shitcoin so that they can sell it after a x1000 and bang hookers with their profits

>>27485235
>Reddit thinks they're starring in a feelgood comedy
>Turns out it's a tragedy

I'm getting sick of this paper hands diamond hands meme.

>>27485235
Trust the plan, goyim.

>>27485600

>non smart

Sounds like you need some work too, kid

you can't even fucking parody these faggots anymore

It feels more like the ending of a hustler movie, when the hustler is losing to the villain but the villain gets greedy and loses in the end. The Jews are the hustlers, and reddit the villain who said he would pump until Friday and thought 4000% gains wasn't enough so tried to go double or nothing again.

>>27486438
I believe God gives me buy and sell signals.
Problem?

>>27485451
>they're not wrong.
>GME to the moon.
>:rocket: :rocket: :rocket:

>>27485235
this is what COPE of holding the bag looks like

LMAO I SOLD EVERY TOP EXPECT FGT XRP

>>27485235
>>27485519
>>27485574
Many on Reddit and Twitter legitimately have difficulty distinguishing fantasy from reality.

>>27485235
These people cannot interact with reality outside of pop culture references.

>>27485235
It's a shame that so many people have very little interaction with reality and form there worldview based on what jews tell them to think.

>>27485235
Well, they are, just not the movie they're thinking

>>27485235
Have pity. They don't have a frame of reference for the real world. They were raised by screens, and screens are all they understand

Lol this reads almost exactly like a qanon post

Guise, remember when Cap was so virtuous that he could wield Mjolnir? I'm pretty sure that's us right now and not that we bought smart money's 10 baggers at $400. I'm almost sure it's like the Avengers. Right?

>>27485235
total chink psyop. i honestly think all these pnd are ccp extracting america’s wealth directly from the masses since the debt will never be payed off

>>27488028
Kek

>>27485235
ITS JUST LIKE IN REQUIEM FOR A DREAM WHERE I GET FUCKED WITH A DILDO I THE ASS

Oh my god I hope these faggots kill themselves now

>>27488348
It's like the end of Infinity War where Thanos (the hedgies) snaps his fingers, and suddenly all our value disappears into dust..

We just need to HOLD THE LINE and like End Game, we will find a way to restore the timeline.

>>27485451
Greedy fuck.

>>27488789
you know I made this joke but it's not even a joke, it's literally what they're saying
i'm so glad these faggots are going to be broke

>>27488628
lol fucking accurate

>>27485235
This caused me physical pain to read. HOLY FUCK they have to know about the joke of them and Marvel. PLEASE tell me this is satire AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>27488789
And then we need someone to crawl into thanos ass and turn giant to kill the hedgies like antman did

>>27488789
Mr. Burry, I don't feel so good.

>>27489063
Speaking of Burry, what are the odds he hasn't already sold?

>implying they're wrong

>>27485235
The amount of cope is fucking surreal. Also this is what happens to you when you CONSOOM too many estrogen ridden Marvel superhero movies.

Yikes

>>27485235
Have sex, incel.

>>27485600
fry

>>27485235
Holy fuck, they need to be put in deathcamps.

>>27485235
How absolutely fucking cringe.

These people are actually making me root for the Jews in this one. Not even sure how possible...

>>27485235
this whole thing really reminded me of why I despise reddit. the actual self-importance in every single one of those posts is baffling.

>>27486438
>jesus
You mean Kek right? Thanks to Kek and his digits iam almost a millionaire

>>27485235
I’m getting Q schizo plan troosting vibes from these dumb niggers. They’ll be holding GME till it starts trading on the pink sheets kek

>>27487298
>science bitches can't even make my friend more smarter

>>27485235
My theory is that it's some weird psychological mechanism that helps them cope with their own greed. They subconsciously understand that a pump-and-dump is a zero sum game, but they are unable to confront the reality of scamming money out of vulnerable people on a conscious level. So instead they create this fantasy where they are super-hero type figures joining together to defeat evil and save the world.

>>27488028
fucking KEK'd and i'm jew

>>27485235
Fucking kek.
>This is the end of the movie, but the movie is The Road
>Our heroes have struggled past paper hands
>they’ve escaped from Hedges just before being discovered
>But GME has been struggling, he knows his days are few
>The last confrontation with RH left him mortally wounded
>He collapses on the beach, breath ragged, chest wound bleeding
>WSB leans over him “please GME please!” Tears run down his cheeks.
>It doesn’t matter. GME tells WSB to be brave, then let’s out one last breath, and does
>WSB lays by the corpse, hoping this isn’t the end, but it is for GME
>a short time later he’s approached by a family
>Hi, we’ve been following you for a while. We weren’t sure if you were safe with GME but we see you were
>WSB looks up “He’s dead”
>He is but we’ll take care of you now
>a glimmer of hope in his eyes, WSB wipes his tears, gathers his pack and leaves the rapidly cooling corpse with his new family
>You’ll be safe with us WSB. Let’s be off
>BTW, I’m NOK and this is AMC...
>cue sad music

>>27488387
I don’t think a potential China connection here is talked about enough. They own plebbit and could easily be behind the massive shilling

>>27486383
>not using The Divine Comedy or the Odyssey
ngmi

>>27485235
yeah so heroic to pump and dump a stock with no future and lure in a bunch of mainstreet novices to hold your bags
>tfw redditors were actually the villains all along

>>27485235
Will r*ddit ever learn or will they always be retarded normies?

>>27486438
I unironically listen to digits on /biz/

>>27485600
Dumb people seem to be particularly attracted to a manichaean view of the world. It's much more simple to view everything as 'good vs. evil'.

>>27485235
>here's how trump can still win

>>27485235
Holy fuck plebbits are so fucking cringe.

>>27485235
I'm speechless. It's a good thing most of these fuckers don't breed.

>>27485235
Somebody tell him:
Hitler thought the same in his bunker in Berlin in 1945, that somehow everything would still work out for him. But look what happened. The good guys lost.
It happens more often than you think. Life is not a movie.

>>27485600
lol so true. Kinda like how Tony Stark is always saying references from old movies and tv shows. And that one time in Avengers where Cap actually gets it cause it's an older reference LMFAO :D

>>27485451
>>27485451

>>27485235
>mfw reddit literally thinks life is like marvel movies

>>27485235
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
REDDIT IS FUCKING CRINGE

JOKES ON YOU OP, THEY ARE STARRING IN A MOVIE

>>27490463
This.

Reddit vs Wallstreet is a psychological cope for nothing more than gambling.

>>27485235
capeshit faggots cant help but to force their capeshit faggotry into everything jesus christ

>>27485519
I do. Fuck retards and jannies.

What happened, wsb used to be shrouded in irony and at least somewhat funny

>>27485600
everyone thinks that they are on a hero's journey, what they fail to understand is that its simply the process of individuation. that is why reddit is cancer its group think interrupts the process of becoming yourself.

>>27492800
Its userbase doubled in like a day.

those beta cucks should get some testosterone and accept the reality

>>27492945
mostly by spam bots and trolls that forced them into holding all those retarded pump n dumps (aka dump at pump time) memes

>>27485235
I love that shill force 5 is out today. It makes the journey to the moon so much more fun.
D I A M O N D H A N D S

>>27485235
>capeshit movie analogy

I couldn't make it past the 3rd sentence, these fucking people

>capeshit analogies
Why do they always fucking do this

>>27485235
Holy shit its like a group of rich 8-year olds

>>27485600

>>27485235
The people they imagine they’re fighting against are the same people who made these movies that instill this pathetic false hope mindset LOL

>>27485235
>Cap
>This is like
>Avengers meme reference
Kek redditors deserve to lose. Fucking losers.

>>27485235
He has a point tho. Buy the dip and hold, they can't keep the short ladder attack forever. The more you buy at a discount now, the more it will jump up. Check VW short squeeze, exact same scenario.

>>27493515
there is no short you mongolian you think that hedgefunds wont invest in a long position if you give them the opportunity fuck sake you underestimate the financial institutions

>>27492814
>everyone thinks that they are on a hero's journey
Anon, only children do. After a while you realize you're not a hero and you just commit yourself to whatever you find pleasurable until you die.

>>27493515
VW short squeeze was way different though. Porsche owner majority of the shares.

god i can't stand that shithole of a site

It will undoubtedly be a heavy drama

>>27485600
It’s actually not stupid, stories are meta-truth it’s why we like them.

However Marvel movies are total shit children’s fantasies, so it’s stupid if that’s your best comparison.

>>27493790
Stop shilling. Volume is at its lowest and it's just hedge funds selling among themselves by reducing the price each time. They can't cover their short positions yet because nobody else is selling and they can't keep this up forever since they still bleed out billions in interest daily.

>>27493850
the point of individuation is to understand the complexity of the world and morality, in a way to become an ubermensch. the person that everyone and anyone can turn to for aid.

You know, there was a post by deepvalue about him still holding on thursday. What do you think the odds are he pulled out the second after he made that post and just walked away with 10m.

>>27486383
someone needs to just tie the redditors to the fucking boat

>>27485519
baste

>>27492149
Wow, so they will be the retards who lost money?

hold the li.. OH NOOOO
GRANDMAH I LOST THE MONEY OH NOOOO
BUT REDDIT SAID...

>>27485235
>THIS IS LIKE THE TIME WHEN [INSERT POP CULTURE REFERENCE]
I'm down $400 and holding but seeing redditards lose and sell during the dip makes me happy

Feelers are literal NPCs

>>27489167
Literally zero. Last week he was already talking about how there was never going to be another thing like it again, ie, the "thing" had already happened. Like an intelligent investor he's already looking for his next investment. The retards who are still shilling GME are complete losers who only hope to win on a trade by having a lot of people buy into it

It's actually a beautiful representation of capitalism vs leftists. Leftists see themselves as weak and feel they can only accomplish something with the might of a lot of them; capitalists know that you only really make money if you have a unique idea nobody else has seen before. It's specifically about going against the grain. Finance is the ultimate capitalistic enterprise. You cannot make it thinking like a weak willed leftist

>>27494960
>What do you think the odds are he pulled out the second after he made that post and just walked away with 10m.
Not good. Anyone greedy enough to hold from $5 into the $400 range inevitably will keep holding thinking it will continue going up

None of you idiots sold the dip, right?

>>27495353
>holding

>>27485235
This is the part where Thanos dabs on the fools and they lose all their money
https://youtu.be/gxTHO1uXFws

>>27490463
Its more simple than that, there is no awareness from any of them that they are taking part in a pump and dump. They genuinely believe the good guys vs bad guys rhetoric. The super hero shit is cope which allows them to fool themselves into believeing this is a new paradigm of investing where independant thought is no longer required. Just trust that you're on the right side of the "battle" and free yourself of the burden of critical thought and reality. Everytime you start doubting your position, just load up some marvels memes and tell yourself "i bet this is how the super heros felt when they were losing in the middle of the film" and keep holding waiting for the inevitable happy ending. They genuinely cannot differentiate between reality and blockbuster action films.

>>27486438
That's keyed though

>>27487573
>Many on Reddit and Twitter legitimately have difficulty distinguishing fantasy from reality
Head over to XSG for a while. Those people are everywhere.

>>27495133
kek

Marvel movies have created an army of delusional manchildren. Cringe

>>27486383
It separates the wheat from the chaff

>>27488028
I can't breathe

>>27485235
ITS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE I THINK YOU BROKE THEM

>>27485600
Correct. It's similar to how back in ancient times, people used mythological narratives to help explain and understand the world around them. Redditfags area fedora-tippers, but this innate part of the human psyche persists, and so instead they latch on to capeshit, harry potter, star wars, etc. It's just that instead of having a pantheon of greek gods, they now have a pantheon of marvel super heroes.

>>27492149
the suicide scene at the end will be pretty dark

Robinhood just lifted GME restrictions, so these retards are trying to claw their way back. Jfc, someone put them out of their misery.

>>27486438
but... but that’s what’s happened

>>27486383
why use the odyssey when you can use the iliad

>>27485235
So infantile, I want to sell to spite them

>>27485235
only redditoid subhumans can make me root for the jews in a matter of days.

>>27486383

>>27500156
I speak of all 3 of them often. Recommend them to people too. If I ever get tattoos, I would want a sleeve either depicting or incorporating dantes 9 circles

>>27485235
Reddits whole point of reference for reality is based on Marvel movies and Harry Potter.

That's the incentive of all redditors. They want to be a part of something because their life is devoid of meaning.

>>27485600
it's always been like this, roman emperors used to take moral lessons and analogies from the classic works all the time. movies are the modern classic works

>>27486438
I don't believe Jesus is guiding my investment decisions, but he did die on the cross so that our sins may be forgiven, so we've got that going for us.

Amazing cope.
4chan has such a hateboner for Redditt, they didn't get in at $15 and now they're angry they're not going to be able to retire doing no work. They have to see their therapist every month so they can keep up their meager NEETbux.
Life's good friends.
To the moon.

>>27499770
Except greek gods had sex, which is what you should do, as well as returning to reddit

>>27501798
niggers tongue my anus

>>27485235
Wtf I love hedge funds now

>>27501760
I’m guessing around 200 redditors actually made in excess of 100k. The remaining 99% of them got in late and got fucked hard.

>>27494348
shut up, fuck you

>>27485600
>non smart
LMFAO, but yeah, you're right

>>27490463
yep, in reality it's all about self-interest, but reddit beta cucks are too weak to accept the reality of nature

Only decent subreddit is r/microgrowery. Rest should be annihilated.