/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>27481437

IMA NIGGER WHO MADE MONEY, REDDIT FAGS PSHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHHAAHHA

All Reddit's stock and coins are collapsing.
Get out of GME, AMC, DOGE etc.

>>27481437

I'm still up 1,000 USD if I sell now, but I won't lie, I'm salty as fuck that I fell for the Q-anon level schizo posting and missed out on an additional $3,000 in gains.
Waiting for the opening pump to sell I guess.

>fell for a red*it meme
>bought at 300+
>Actually thought he could beat wallstreet by going after hedgefunds no one cares about
Must be a 4channeler

I feel sorry for them. They've exposed just how absolutely fucked America's markets still are

>>27481437
Don't care. Never selling.

I will hold if it moons to $100,000 a share
I will hold if it drops to $0.10 a share
This isn't about making or losing money, it's about making jews suffer for stealing my foreskin. Fuck you jews.

>>27481437
IT'S GOING UP FAGGOT
400EOD
1K EOW
FUCK YOU PAID SHILL KIKE FUCK YOU JEW FUCK YOU HEDGIE

>>27481859
the markets are fine, people are just too low iq to understand

>>27481437
>Buying boomer stocks
>Buying boomer stocks because reddit shills it
Good thing i stayed all in Link

FUCK YOU FAGGOT THE SQUEEZE HAS NOT BEEN SQUOZE

>>27481437
>tfw puts are mooning

>>27481930
How is laddering ok?

>>27482055
how isn't it? people can buy and sell if they want. Your fault if it tricks you

>>27481899
This is retard thinking. You're getting back at the part of wallstreet that wallstreet thinks are annoying retards. This isn't the crusade you want it to be.

>>27481908
Wish I got paid to state the obvious, heh

>>27481930
this.
>gamestop not doing well
>shares overvalued
>people short it because it's overvalued
>lmao lets all buy stonks fellow redditors!

full retard.

>>27482055
>laddering cope
You have to go back

>>27481899
poor kid, castrated at birth. never stood a chance

>>27481899
>attacks hedge fund worth only $12B
>five massive hedge funds with multi-million share positions in GME from much lower prices just made 6x
>((((ryan cohen)))) bought his shares dec 21st last year
http://www.openinsider.com/screener?s=GME&o=&pl=&ph=&ll=&lh=&fd=730&fdr=&td=0&tdr=&fdlyl=&fdlyh=&daysago=&xp=1&xs=1&vl=&vh=&ocl=&och=&sic1=-1&sicl=100&sich=9999&grp=0&nfl=&nfh=&nil=&nih=&nol=&noh=&v2l=&v2h=&oc2l=&oc2h=&sortcol=0&cnt=100&page=1
>"this is about making jews suffer!!!!!"
>is suffering

HODL!!

IT WILL GO UP!!

REVOLUTION!!!

I WANTED TO LOSE MONEY!!

REVOLUTION OF THE POOR IS NOT CHEAP!!

STICK IT TO DA MAN!!

YOU CAN'T TRICK ME HEDGIES!!

TO DA MOOON!!!

DIAMOND HANDS!!

WE ARE NOT A CULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I BELIEVE, $1000 HHOOYYPPPEE

>>27481437
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

The fuckers just won't listen kek

>>27482055
laddering is a meme, much like the $10000/share short squeeze. you've been memed by people much smarter than you (deepfuckingvalue on r*ddit.) i suggest you sell now and realize 70% loss on your $350 cost basis bags rather than a 100% loss.

>>27482160
It's an SEC violation and they're doing nothing about it

>tfw Cramer was actually trying to help you retards

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YOU FINANCIALLY ILLITERATE RETARDED NEWFAG REDDITNIGGERS ACTUALLY UNIRONICALLY THOUGHT YOU COULD BEAT WALLSTREET HOLY SHIT YOU FUCKING MONGOLOID IDIOT SUBHUMAN APES DIDNT SELL THE OBVIOUS TOP AT $400 HOLY SHIT WHAT A BUNCH OF ABSOLUTE BOTTOMFEEDING PORCH MONKEYS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>27481930

im not saying redditors arent retarded, but basically shutting off the free market for a big boy lock-in while they desperately try to fix their fuck up and get out of their own bad decisions hardly screams 'fully functional market system'.
Or is that a normal part of markets?

>>27482347
he's literally always right. how can he be right every single fucking time?

>>27481437
>sTONKS ONLY GO UP!
Which means unprofitable trash only goes down.

This entire thing was an exercise in not understanding what a short position is.
Why would a GME short cover? Its like asking why would an AAPL long sell?

>>27481961
What are you laughing at chief? It was one of the greatest tips of all time. You missed out on a YUGE gains. You can laugh at the retards who held on too long but it was an all time great tip.
ps the GME hype actually started here nearly a year ago. Check the archives.

>>27481437
It was a good scam. Some of the early investors walked away with millions.

>>27482209
Don't care. Never Selling.

Just bought the dip faggots.

Just bought 125 dollar puts. Thanks for the free money

>>27482279
I didn't buy any of it though.

>>27481437
>STEVE COHEN IS GOING TO JAIL!

I kept trying to warn you fuckers, but you wouldn't listen. Reddit was transparent as fuck about it too. HODL until last Friday, but somehow you retards convinced yourselves that the meme pump and dump would magically keep going forever.

.THE HALTS ARE OUT, SELL NOW REDDITFAGS

>>27482209
>The evil short sellers are the irrational part of the market!

Literally short sellers have been scape goated by every low IQ that buys the top throughout human history.

>>27481899
If the stock is below 200, they already won.
The enthusiasm is gone.

>>27481608
I've been saying this for the past three days. Theres hope but anons but r3dditors are a lost cause. They are delusional. Lots of people about to loose a lot of money and the r3ddit meltdown will be hilarious.

>>27482468
and then this shit starts to happen

>>27482650
Just bought more shares. They will bury these stock certificates with me. Literally never selling ,ever.

I'll stick with this yearly return on my ENTIRE NET WORTH lmao. Just holding SPY and bought the dip heavily during covid. Get rich quick niggers almost always get what's coming to them.

>>27481753
>>27481803
>>27481859
Lurk harder hedgie

>>27481437
I just saw the price this is too funny
TWO DIGIT PRICE SOON AHAHHAHAHAHAH
>bu-bu-bu-but the short squeeze

>>27482833
Let's decide which company we want to destroy next. This is fun

>>27482750
you are giving them money at this point

I'm just glad that I cut my losses yesterday.
For anyone still in, I genuinely hope for the best anons

>>27481437
>Buy the dip

>DFV used javascript all that time to fake his numbers
>actually cashed out last week
These digits don't lie

>>27481437
HAHAHAHHHAHHHAAHA
HAHHAHA
AHA
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HAHHHA

>>27482945
ONE DIGIT PRICE INCOMING AHHAHAHAHAHAHAJHAHAHA

So glad I got out at 350 and made a few grand. How many redditnigger suicides are we gonna see?

>>27481437
It was a long squeeze all along...guys...

Just put the kettle on. Gimme double digits before it boils

>>27483074
Man if something like this comes out, the poor motherfucker will be eaten alive by the occupy wall street people. They are a fucking cult

>>27481437
I’ll probably buy 100 shares at $3 and baghold forever just to give me a laugh when I look at them

>>27482307
fucking WRONG. it pains me to see you morons try to box with a pissant hedge fund without even knowing what fists are.
what's illegal is when the brokerage fills a borrow order WITHOUT ALLOCATING THE SHARES. there is nothing illegal about laddering. can you buy at $50 and then again at $90 without closing either position? yes? then guess what shorts can do! all they have to do is meet their margin requirements and not be poorfags with retard ideas about what to do next.

>>27482347
anyone who isn't completely retarded when it comes to finance/ investing would have told you the same
I told all my friends to stay far away from it because it's a literal pump and dump and it only would be a matter of when (not if) it would crash back down

CAUSE IM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
IM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FALLLIN

>>27483087
>>

>>27482800
It's better to just take 5% of your net worth and buy SPY daily expiries in the morning. You'll get a 3xers enough to make up for corrections.

Move to $CLF boys

https://seekingalpha.com/article/4402645-cleveland-cliffs-hard-steel-not-soft-language

>>27482750
Whatever makes you happy, little buddy.

>>27482241
>literally donating money to the hedgies

LTT is such an asshole.

DUBS FOR ONE DIGIT PRICERINO

>>27483156
Honestly a lot and they are going to use it to curtail retail investing

It's pretty obvious the whales who got in early are selling right now. This shit is over

>>27482459
"i just helped the newly-joined shorts close their positions at $100 that they opened at $380 for a $280/share profit in 3 trading days on millions of shares, and that's how i know the price is going to go up again and we will win"

>>27482833
Sorry anon I don't know what to tell you. I got in at 88 and held all the way through until this morning and sold at $150. Going to dump my 1k earnings into DEXG. I'm pissed that I didn't sell at the top but I do think this is over.

>>27483254
You don't think GME is worth $3? They are not going away any time soon. Definite upside there.

>>27483280
>WITHOUT ALLOCATING THE SHARES
No fucking shit retard.

>>27481899
autism in it's finest form right there

>>27483381
I moved.
>INO
>CLF
>SPCE (god-gainz)
And hold TSLA

>>27482610
this is true.

can't believe I for one time in my life trusted reddit

>>27481608
I'll get out of GME And AMC
But Doge?
Never.

>>27483595
I think GME is a penny stock.

So did they actually think they could challenge billions of dollars in AUM with their wallets? Did they really think their money matter and it was not other hedge funds pumping this thing up?
I mean I liked coomcat memes too, but how the fuck did it end up as a cult and forced into a rage against machine.

>>27482750
you hold shares in street name. your broker owns the stock certificates. you can't get them. no broker offers that anymore.

>>27483774
Melvin pls

OH NO NO NO NO NO

>tfw helped shill this scam to newfags and redditors
Did (You) do your part?

>ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>>27481437
>it's not about profits
>it's about sending a message
>w-we swear!
>i hope my wife's boyfriend doesn't find out i used his credit card...

>>27483723
Ironically or not, you are still a dumb plebbitor.

>>27482945
maybe reddit niggers would meme it. that would squeeze some extra joy out of this for me.

expert on market analysis suspects foul play

>>27483975
LMAOOOO

A BAGHOLDER IS BORN EVERY MINUTE

>>27483811
Reddit nigger, enjoy your ass raped for sending a message.

>>27483785
Elon fanboys are cultists.
If he could run for president, those tards would drum up even more support than Trump did.

>>27481437
just as planned, thanks for buying my bags at my set memeprice of $420 per share
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3Ko2-guMvI

>>27483975
>market correction
>fishy

>>27483975
oh christ

I always laugh thinking about the guy on leddit deepfuckingvalue who could have made enough money to never work again if he sold and now he'll have to settle for a much smaller bag. Everyone will forget about this shit in a month, it was literally just another internet fad, you held for an internet fad.

>>27482241
>Ltt here
>So my fellow redditors did you hear about this newest nvidia card?
>Turns on fortnite to 8k
>Wow guys look at that detail!
>Whispers* pls buy I lost 40 thousand dollars and my wife's son won't stop mocking me

>>27483595
They’re probably worth more than $3 but a $3 despair buy seems reasonable as people exit the stock in droves

>made index funds (and Ryan Cohen) billions because they were bagholding more than 2/3 of gamestop
>made hedge funds all their money back after crashing from 400 to 100
what did reddit think they achieved again?

>it's abu-bu-bout teaching the joos a lesson!!!

holy shit how delusional you guys can be

you really thought some losers from leddit and 4chan take institutional players head on?? my fucking sides

IT ALLLL RETURNS TO NOOOTHIING

THEY TRIED TO BEAT THE JEW IN HIS OWN GAME, LMAO

>>27483975
>reddit profile picture
>expert on anything besides sipping soi in his mommy's basement

>>27484162
He did sell though

>>27483851
Of course I did. Goyims bought my bags near the literal top. Everything is going well. Praised be YHWH

I have 314 shares

>>27481437

I SOLD AT $369 LAST WEEK

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>27481899
you are now holding their bags, congrats!

ITT: miserable contrarian incels

>>27481437
Retards

>>27484244
Dubs checked, one digit price incoming.

>>27483975
OH MY FUCK LOL

>>27481437
I'm such a gullible faggot. I don't deserve money.

>>27484162
He made over $20 mil

>>27484244
Komm Susser Todd is my top 5 day trading jams for when I take a short position.

>>27483975
>volume only goes up if the market is bullish
lmao these are the guys who give financial advice over the internet

>>27484295
I think that anon is referring to his lost paper gains.
If he had sold at $400 he would have had legitimate "Fuck You" generational wealth money. Now he has like 8 Million which after the tax jew fucks him will be 4 million which is enough to never work again but also much less than the potential cash he missed out on.

>just buy the dip and hodl

>>27484295
I doubt it, he was too far up his own ass with all those MSM articles and fanatic love on WSB

>Theyre doubling down

Its over. You were warned. Enjoy your losses.
Its over. You were warned. Enjoy your losses.
Its over. You were warned. Enjoy your losses.
Its over. You were warned. Enjoy your losses.

>>27481437
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

>>27484495
>dumps it into tsla calls

LMAAAAO REDDIT ARE YOU OK REDDIT??

>>27481753
Posts that aged terribly in minutes

>hahaha, at least we beat the rich...

>>27484495
he hasn't made anything because he's refusing to sell.

>>27483975
LOLOLOLOLOL

i started trading 1 month ago and i have put in hundreds hours worth of effort into this shit. All I have is -$120 net loss and hundreds of hours wasted. Should of just gotten a job at a kfc

>>27484557
Yikes.

>>27484557
AHAHAHAHAHAH
THE AMMOUNT OF PEOPLE THAT WILL AN HERO AFTER THIS
are you ready for the redditcaust?

>>27484557
>TRUST THE PLAN
>2 MORE WEEKS

Meanwhile all the chads got out Thursday or Friday

>>27484557
If this is real he is fucked. His broker should not wait until eod to call his margin.

> he sold at a loss
Kek. You lot can hold the bag while we go MOOONing.

>>27483808
dont care never selling

BAHAHAHAHAHA

This is getting sad and pathetic at this point. This is going to cause so much backlash when buy-high fags start suiciding enmasse.

>not fucking selling
>diamond hands
>h-hold

>>27484745
>should of
Yes, work in fast food.

>>27481899
based and same

>>27484318
Goyim is plural of goy.
There is no word "goyims".

HE BOUGHT?

>>27484745
Welcome to Biz, you're already doing better than 90% of the regular users here but you'll get to -10k soon enough

>>27484851
HOOOOOOOODL THE LINE

Yes, laugh at me! I bought at $30 and sold at $350! I made $40k! Real failure I am!

This is when you buy, dumb fucks. Whales are accumulating. $500 EOW

AT LEAST WE DID SOMETHING FOR THE ENVIROMENT, REDDIT

Divided we fall, united we stand. Join us /biz/ brothers and hodl GME.

>>27484820
Mooning straight into a crater

>HOLD THE LINE BOYS! H-HOLD THE LINE! DIAMOND HANDS! T-TO THE MOON!

4chan got dumped on by Reddit. What a time to be alive. You niggers embarrass me but it’s fucking hilarious.

>>27481437

>buy at 90
>sell at 115

>>27484663
i actually have some good info on tesla losing their carbon credit advantage soon. maybe i should make a thread.

>>27484868
no i'll fail the interview I will click ads for living

>>27485002
>Whales are accumulating horse shit

>>27483074
his numbers show 13.8m cash. He can afford to lose everything else, he cashed out enough to retire.

>>27484963
AAAAAAAAAAAH IM DOOOOOOOOOMPING

>>27485002
That’s as likely as it hitting 1k

>>27485132
I sold on Friday and thank G-d for that

>>27482610

Litcheral faxts

>>27482750
there will be no need to dig you a grave because you will be buried in your bags

>>27485134
>buy at 133
>sell at 140
we're all gonna make it

>>27484745
This is the best advice you’ll get here: DYOR

>>27485214
OH NO NO NO

>>27485060
Big balls hold the line and make money. Small balls sell at a loss and cry while reading the celebration thread.

can't lose money if you never invested

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPBHMgc9wVQ

>>27484557
kek

>>27485151
Uh I was being sarcastic. Anyone with a brain would be short TSLA.
whether Musk's insanity or the SEC brings it to earth is anyone's guess tho.

>>27484745
>paid only $120 to learn that time is money
this is pretty good progress for an absolute beginner
>>27484831
>filing a false report with a federal agency
lmao

OMG GUYS IT'S GOING UPPP
HOLD THE LINE BUY THE DIP
DIAMOND HANDS 100000000EOY

>gonna hit 1k dudes
>gonna hit 1k....
>anytime now....
>p-please

>>27485214
all aboard

>>27484557
this guy's getting margin called by noon
unirionically hope the suicide hotlines are ready for the surge in calls

>>27484365
Soon u will have about $350 instead

>>27484557
wew lad

>>27484695
it was alredy confirmed he sold 2m$ then 9m$ about a week ago. the shit hes still holding is what hes willing to go to grave with ,

>>27485214
AHAHAHAH THOTS BTFO
she will have to suck dick now.
Maybe i will give her a 1/2 oz. of my silver stack for a bj and tell her i bought it from melvin capital

>>27485214
ITS BEAUTIFUL

>>/biz/thread/S27168781

Just two days ago I posted my short position on $GME and got a hundred Redditors telling me I would get margin called (lol) when GME soared to $1000 on Monday (double lol).

Where are these guys now? Want to thank them for the free money.

>redditors

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>27484996
37% off the top in taxes

>>27483975
kek i cant believe i bought 2 shares of this shit company. was fun tho

>>27481437
we literally predicted this, they can't attack lower than 113. This is still by the plan, hold niggers

>>27484557
I bought 6 shares at $140 on Thursday and it popped up to $350 on Friday and I sold

I knew I was fucking gambling on Robinhood being re-opened though. This tard is just burning his life savings and credit on a meme stock for reddit karma

>da joos will have to buy!!

DOOMPA

>>27485691
SNEEDA

HOLD

>>27481899
The hedgefund manager you hate has made 10x from your losses through academically backed smart financial desicions and is dicking down your high school crush this very moment

I WAS CALLED A KIKE TELLING YOU DUMBFUCKS TO SELL WHEN IT HIT 400
YOU HAVE ONLY YOURSELD TO BLAME

>>27485539
kek my sides

>>27485346
>had fun
>made a bit of money
no shame in it, Anon. No shame.

>>27481899

>>27485612
Cope goy, it’s going to $20

Stop putting your money in boomer shit.

Crypto or kys

>>27485575
Yeah I shorted too. Seems like a good short to have and just never close anywhere over 20 bucks

>>27485214
At least it will bankrupt some thots

>>27485214
From stripping to doing blowies on the street just to survive.

>>27485781
rofl

>>27485781
TRUST THE PLAN

>Made 1000 dollars jumping on the meme
>Bowed out as soon as redditards started talking about 1k/100k on a worthless stock
Who else?

>>27484996
That's based. We're laughing at the retards who unironically are holding GME (and not just trading it).

>>27481437
I am financially ruined

>>27485612
OH NO

>>27483881

>if i stare hard enough at the red line it might go up

That comment is a hot knife through whoever sees it hahahaa

>>27485575
How much did you make anon?

O boy, I was supposed to be asleep now but the incoming plebbitor meltdown keeps me awake more than caffeine could.

>>27483372
wow u really want people to an hero with ultra FDs

>>27482133
>people can buy and sell if they want.
They literally can't.

>>27481437

>i WiLl HoLd TiLl ThE sQuEeZe Is SqUoZe!!!!!!!!!

>>27485575
nice play brother
i seriously thought about it but decided against it, ragrets to be honest

DUST TO DUST

>>27484995
>webm
no way this guy gets more sex than me (none).

>>27485587
This is the most pathetic cope and I see it from poorfags on /biz/ all of the time
>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T SWING LINK/DAY TRADE/ RIDE PUMPS! YOU HAVE TO PAY TAXES!
Yes but I made a 700% return
>HAHHAHAHA ENJOY PAYING 30% IN TAXES!!!!
Fucking sub 70 IQ retard

>>27485788
>>27485853

Shill somewhere else kike. Never selling.

>>27485351
got a referral id?

>>27482399
lmao what do you think the 2008-09 banking bailouts were?

>>27481437
You're clueless, the shorties HAVE to buy stocks to cover or they're literally going to prison for fraud

Have two shares at 300

Dumped my original GME gains back in at the possibility of a moon shot. Oh well

>>27486040
GIGABASED AND CHECKED

>>27484557

>>27482235
Underrated post

GME is selling of extremely standardly. Its right at that
>Ha ha ha you thought it was a dip to buy?
hammer moment

>>27481437
HAHAHA IM SITTING HERE LAUGHING WHILE CASHING IN MY 2$ GME DAY TRADING PROFIT

>>27481437
I just bought more

>please hold, these are my last dollars, please hold I CAN'T BE BROKE PLEASE HOLD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

fuck all of you retards. i am holding. get your telescopes ready because you'll need them to see us on the moon

>>27485214
you cant make this shit up

>>27482245
Hahahaa

>the dumping is artificial
>the pumping is not
GMEniggers in a nutshell

D-dip bros?

>>27486393
Pre-squeeze. I seee

What happens to all the people on reddit who lost thousands?

>>27485214
This is just depressing.

>>27486218
Looks like they sent JIDF to come shill. Still holding moishe.

>>27486446
>75 shares at fucking 335

>>27483723
Did you buy when it was less than a penny? If so, sure keep at it.

>>27486525

>gives a bunch of money to people who bought your games for $10 and sold them for $49.95

Does America have a cuckold problem?

It’s just plain amusing how the guys here are going to grumble and get into what adults do with their own money and how people react to different phenomena.

After all, it’s definitely a great feeling to be able to laugh at others and other whims, “hey fucking gay, do you really think you’re making money hey”. Yes, I also remember what it was like to be 12 years old, but it’s been a pretty long time and most of that kind of clowning grows out of it.

Either that comes purely from the fact that the mother, the wife, the wife's boyfriend, or Kela's aunts, did not let the weekly money be put into a meme-like setting and now it is annoying that life also lost the opportunity to feel together and together. Why does it have to be unloaded here? Why not disassemble it into the above persons?

Not all of us sitting on the GME train are interested in your opinions, this is all a conscious decision to buy shares and trust the market. Here, no one acts as an investment assistant to another but everything is made independently decisions.

It's hard to understand for some.

>>27486525
They will scream about more government handouts being necessary and how evil capitalism is, and also how UBI should be implemented.

>>27486691
That's not how stocks work

STOP THE COUNT

When do we post the pink wojaks?

>>27486446
DOLLAR-COST AVERAGE, YOU FUCK. YOU DON'T GO ALL IN.

good
I can't wait for the reddit/newfag mass suicide

>>27486733
t. moneylet

Hahahahaha i made so much money that i even bought some at 420.69 for the memes and am still in profit BAAHAHAAh how does it feel to be a sheep?

Hope this teaches you not to blindly trust some circle jerk. A pumpndump always has bagholders. Make sure you have an exit strategy to avoid being one.

>>27483723
Doge is my "The Idiots Win" idiocracy doomer divergence hedge

>>27483631
Is SPCE worth it? Seems overvalued

When do you think WSB will officially become the pink fields? I honestly think they're too proud to admit they lost because they got too emotionally invested.

Post your "GME in 2 digits range" face

>>27485612
Is there any reasoning behind this anon or just pure hopeium

>>27486743
Lord I sure hope not, that’s like saying sunscreen should be free because mosquitoes don’t even like mustard.

>>27482800
I made more than that in 2 weeks from Gamestop though

>>27481961
Imagine the guys that sold their crypto to buy the top of the GME pnd. Brutal.

>>27486733
t. redditor

>>27486100
Well fair, I'm totally on your side that what robin hood and the brokers have done is fucked up and people should be jailed. That's kind of a separate thing, though

>>27486951
As a fellow who bought puts to leverage against his shares

>>27481899
>im making da jooz suffer by losing money!!!

glad to see we're back in /biz/ness

>>27487072
Jesus Christ

>>27486998
You made 30 grand?

>>27486751
Uh gamestop's top stakeholders have been cashing out.

*DING* *DING* *DING*

yes hello? is this thing on??

HELLO THERE LEDDIT, A SINCERE THANK YOU TO WHOEVER BOUGHT MY NOK SHARES AT 9.79 BAHAHAHA

>>27481437
so it was just a pump and dump

>>27484684
nah, I sold @ 150 kek

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO REDDIT TOLD ME TO HOLD

>>27487212
A bit more than that excluding tax yeah
Had $10k at a CB of $18

Oh no no no no n o

Denial
>THE SQUEEZE HASNT BEEN SQUOZE
>TRUST THE PLAN

Anger
>DO NOT SELL
>IT'S NOT ABOUT THE MONEY IT'S ABOUT THE MESSAGE

Bargaining
>HODL THE LINE
>2 MORE DAYS

-- You are here --

Depression
>Media reports on a zoomer suicide due to GME losses
>Suicide hotline is stickied on /wsb/

Acceptance
>/wsb/ shut down as the site owners realize they facilitated a ponzi


>>27486044
Only $15k on my $60k buy-in. Not allowed to hold my position overnight. My short is forcefully closed at market close so I'm re-entering every morning. There's still opportunity here though.

Bought at 95 while ago, sold at $120 just now
thank you retard for not making me have a loss

LMAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

IMAGINE
NOT
SELLING
AT
400
WE WARNED YOU
HODL AMIRIGHT LOL

>>27487280
My friend sent me a message saying he bought NOK

LMAO

>>27481437
idk what they expected

>>27482241
LINUS KEK TIPS

>>27485575
I have around 15k unrealised profits on March puts. Gonna hold them till it dips below 100.

When will these retards realize that what they're doing is merely modern-day gambling

>>27487171
As long as it crashes I’ll come out way ahead though. The crash is far more guaranteed than the 1k meme, but in case meme magic was real I had to keep a few.

anyone in MT? worlds largest steel producer and they own 17% of CLF

>holding crap stocks during a obvious pump and dump

>>27487282
No shit

>>27487382
holy shit those morons do have more money than sense

>There are still investor YouTubers still convincing their ribbit retard viewers to continue holding and pandering HOOYYPPE about a revolution.
What is their end game?? This is predatory at this point.

>>27487382
top kek.
he was one of the biggest cheerleaders.

>>27487382
KEK

I sold 64 stocks on Friday
I still have 1 stock for the memes
Should I sell? Or keep it in my portfolio as a reminder till the day I die?

>>27487382
should've stuck to pizza reviews davey

>>27486951

I had an instinct to buy puts right when GME was topping out but I didn't listen to them :I

>>27487382
SHITTERS CLOGGED!

>>27481437
i hope alteast DFV left niggers to hold his bags

>>27488274
When GME was at an ATH, puts premium was fucking insane. But if you bought them, you would definitely print.

>this is the biggest wealth transfer of our lifetime

at least the holders were right about this one! KEK

How do i tell my friends I sold on Friday for at 323 for a 100 dollar a share profit while they baghold rn?

I fell for it bros but I'm still laughing at myself and every r*dditor

>buy the dip!

>>27485214
She made a decent good bank by selling at top

>>27488560
You don't, time to photoshop a loss porn before they rape your ass.

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>fuck the media bro!!!
>yasssss random stranger on the internet, I will buy GME for 300+

>>27488274
Your instinct was correct tho. That's how you'll survive as a trader. Don't play the casino. You would've said the same thing if GME topped at that first 140 spike.