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>>27449836
The Jews are hacking into the Wall Street mainframe and changing the numbers so it appears to traders on the floor that their positions are covered

I already figured out how S3 and Ortex are doctoring their current figs, pulled from:

https://isthesqueezesquoze.com/

they aren't lying, "technically"
they changed the math from trad short interest to some sort of holistic short interest that divides short interest by the sum of short interest + float.

53-58% (((short interest))) is a meme.

to find the trad results:

53/47*100 = 112% float
58/42*100 = 138% float

they literally changed the math to convince you there was mass covering.

>>27449836
so what the fuck is 39.281%
>SI as % of Free Float
and how is it different from the original SI calculation?

>>27449836
why doesn't WallStreetBets simply buy access to a bloomberg terminal so we don't have to look at blatant shops

>>27450182
cause it costs alot of money, and an individual user has Bloomberg interface software installed in a machine with a magic Bloomberg card that scans your finger print and allows you to access their network from your single access point through your designated machine.

more on the hebrew math used to doctor the S3 short report

biz is truly dead.

just lurking and trying to process all of this

is there literally noone on this board who can do math

>>27451719
2+2=4 get fucked kike

>>27451719
fuck you're right about being this being a dead board now

I'm seeing some theories out there that hedge funds are "cancelling" their short side out by opening up synthetic longs through options. I suppose you could mask your short by leveraging yourself in a bullish position. which would create a massive price spike in the process.

>>27452604
Yes but wouldnt that create a massive buy force?
Not only will they cover their short possitions but also double down?

>>27452287
here's your (you)

>>27452396
yeah, looks like all the big brains left biz a while ago. all we're left with is brainlets and lemmings

>>27451719
give me the equations and i'll give you some numbers. i have a phd in physics btw

>>27450572
The stock market sounds fucking stupid why do people put up with this crap

>>27452604
Could you explain this process in more detail?

>>27452788
yeah, I mean, there's obviously huge "synthetic long" pressure. and people don't toss that money down for nothing. I dunno. If I wrote that game plan I would lever myself bull, calculate a fixed loss, and pump into the short. If we assume that these hedge funds are not working together, maybe it's a move to cannibalize the small frys. Would make good headlines, feed into the "David beats Goliath" narrative.

>>27453053
I don't understand why they'd keep that data away from us. Do we have to be level 80 Wizard kikes to see what's going on with stocks or what?

>>27453053
Its capitalism. You need capital to play the game once you have it and you are smart you stack capital on capital. Its really all that matters in the world nobody cares about the important people like tradies construction workers and plumbers. People that deserve far more credit than the capitalist grifter subhumans. The entire thing is a feminine concept women instinctually do not want to do work one reason being they can't. The idea of them and their man getting to live a comfortable life where both of them don't have to do any work appeals too much. So feminist whores keep this shit and all the other degenerate garbage alive.

>>27450070
>Semitic_math.jpg

So the inverse would be anti-semitic?

>>27453194
No wonder brokers were restricting buy's so the kike get enough shares to double down atleast and cover their short possition to another hedgie
It all checks out

>>27453009
I'm realizing now that the bottle neck is we don't know what metrics they're using to measure this. they may have specific definitions for free float, and I think the key to this is how they define "short" and "long". Seems to me calls may be being used to offset short positions by creating "synthetic longs".

>The synthetic long stock is an options strategy used to simulate the payoff of a long stock position. It is entered by buying at-the-money calls and selling an equal number of at-the-money puts of the same underlying stock and expiration date.

I'm not in deep enough to know if this is true, seems like alot of lawyerball to me.

>>27453193
see above

for reference:
https://www.theoptionsguide.com/synthetic-long-stock.aspx

>>27450182
>why doesn't WallStreetBets simply buy access to a bloomberg terminal
https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloomberg_Terminal
>It is available for an annual fee of $20,000 per user
lol. It's incredibly based how hard they price out normalfags with that shit.

>>27453274
>The entire thing is a feminine concept
Fewer than 10% of day traders are female.

so what does this all mean? current stockholder fags are safe and potentially winning?

>>27453577
So they're using their actual short positions as collateral for the synthetic longs?

>>27453897
capitalism is feminine as it enables inferior humans like women and subhuman males to live their lives without doing any labour

>>27454095
That's my best guess. Not sure though, but a short could easily take the place of a put by that loose definition.

>>27453983
Apparently. I don't know if I can keep hodling much longer though. I just want to take profits and not be so stressed out anymore

>>27453983
I'm leaning bull. But what the fuck do I know. I'm just gonna hang onto my gamesheckles and see where it takes me.

>>27453285
a fire rises. Where we're going, we won't need ovens

>>27450969
These are people whose only skills are lying. They don't produce a product, they don't even provide the liquidity market functions that a textbook trader provides. They just lie, they only thing they do is lie.

>>27453194
>We used the hedgefunds to defeat the hedgefunds
I am okay with this

>>27454290
I agree. The system is overengineered for a reason. That's why I got into it. I feel compelled to understand the language. It's what this whole society is built on. Like strings of code in the matrix

all this gay shit these firms are allowed to do proves that the market is anything but just long "investing in good companies" and more about letting psychos steal money out of the market that isn't theirs.
why do we need high frequency trading if the market is supposed to be "oh look tesla is building a new battery, i think ill invest in them because i think its a good thing and ill make some money a year from now.

>>27454112
trading is labour

>>27454208
>>27454254
same. ill hold all week

>>27454112
this unironically

>>27452604
this is the only explanation given the lack of volume the past 2 trading days where SI supposedly went down


everyone shilling against GME right now saying its over is fucking dumb

>>27454740
bingo

german markets reporting $240

>>27455329
Please don't give me hope. Let me die

>>27455369
https://www.tradinghours.com/markets/fsx/hours

>>27455135
Explain to a retard how this fucks with the price of the stock. I'm lost on just exactly how meaningful the whole call and put shit is we're seeing there towards the price and volume and shit

Holy fuck bagholders are coping this hard and it’s not even gone Below $100 yet kek

>>27450020
They did get covered. Short interest dropped massively. And then went back up. Why? Why the fuck would you just take that loss? Nope, liquidate some longs, take some bailouts, and open new shorts! It'll go down eventually!
>and then it doesn't
Oh fuck. MORE SHORTS.
>SI 420%
The squeeze is here, lads. Fractional shares sell for outlandish prices. The market is 30 seconds away from a liquidity crisis. Trading is halted. Brokers SHUT IT DOWN. People kick themselves for not setting more reasonable limit orders. Commence short ladders, have other funds dump some of their shares, to save the economy of course.
>price drops
>SI% has dropped as well.
>retail is selling slightly more than they are buying. Reddit can not HODL the normies. They are taking profits, cutting losses, and investing elsewhere. Institutions are moving the ticker.
You are here. "it's still shorted TOO MUCH", you say, but you see, as it keeps going down, so will the short interest. Take profits where you can, cut your losses if you haven't, open your own shorts to recoup if you're feeling risky, but don't hold. They already cut the rubber band. Nothing is getting squeezed. It is all downhill from here as they close their remaining shorts. And then open new ones. Again. They don't learn, huh?

>>27455593
cope

>>27455678
Cope with what? How I sold at the top on thursday after getting in for $120? Hahahaha oh goyim. You so shilly.

https://www.ortex.com/symbol/NYSE/GME/short_interest
The short interest started dropping hard on Monday 1/25.
Monday: 71M
Tuesday: 65M
Wed: 51M
Thurs: 38M
Friday: 29M

>>27455459
the whole short squeeze thing was a play on the fact that over 100% of all GME shares in circulation were short. Hedge firms got their dick in a vice when the price shot up and they couldn't close out at a cheap price. They're bleeding interest and need an out.

What the hypothesis here seems to be is that the hedges are buying up calls to leverage themselves bull, and pump their way out of this mess, thereby eliminating their short position and potentially giving them a means of raking in profit. They profit from a massive amount of calls while covering their debts. But only if the price skyrockets.

Dunno if true but I feel clever even talking about it.

>>27455469
fuck off kike

>>27455788
They're already out goy.

>>27455734
more than likely due to the creation of synthetic longs by buying up calls. pay attention faggot

>>27455849
fuck off kike #2

>>27455849
They're proven not to be. LMFAO.

>>27455788
>But only if the price skyrockets.

So what you're saying is that eventually they're gonna have to let it moon for this to work out for them?

>>27455995
I think it's more that they're hedging their bets. That way they make money regardless how the price moves. The existence of calls does not necessarily mean that a price hike is guaranteed.

>>27455893
I'm clearing the bullshit that shorts were covered all on Friday idiot. It started on Monday.

I think the shills finally went to sleep we can post in peace now. HODL fellas, their jewish trix never end.

Ok.. so is this as massive as it seems?

>>27455966
They're back in at a higher price, goy. Why would you turn down free money by not short selling a stock that's overvalued 20x?

>>27456462
They never got out. You're terrible at this.

>>27455788
But how are they going to cover their positions when there literally aren't enough shares for them to buy back

>>27456505
why the fuck wouldn't they get out knowing they can short these retards back on the way down as this stock literally has no value?

>>27450070
Incredible, literally no reason to do this unless they're in a bind and trying every trick in the book to get out of it. I hope you GME fags hodl until the system explodes. The real question is how long can they hold out, since daily short APY is going to slowly bleed them.
>>27453053
Gatekeeping so only the "right" people get to play and win. 20k is low enough to be token to the wealthy (1 Mil = 50 years of bloomberg subscription) but totally prices out even top-tier wagecucks making 250k a year. You can probably expense it against your taxes if you're creative, but 20k is a lot of dosh for 95% of people.

>>27455788
If we assumed that all 3 bloomberg terminal screenshots are correct, and short interest is both 122% and (((39%))), the above theory must be true. They are offsetting their shorts with synthetic longs to reduce (((short interest))) and will have to pump to make sure those out of the money calls profitable.

tl;dr don't sell your golden tickets

>>27449836
Anyone ever transferred assets from one broker to another?

I'm doing that from RH to Fidelity and it's taking until thursday to finish up, but right now my fidelity account is showing stocks from my RH account from BEFORE I requested a transfer. I don't understand and I'm worried they're gonna somehow reinstate stocks I sold already.

>>27456754
i cant beliee you retards werent even autistic enough to look at the timestamps

the terminal with the 39% says 11am EST

the terminal with the 122% says 4pm

so obvouisly its possible it was down to 40 or so and then they loaded up on shorts especially since the ladder attack lasted for hours and the price kept going down

>>27455593
this. the new high shorts aren't giving interest, and there are plenty of them. and when sold there will be a river of reddit blood.
hedgies say thanks to retards. you made their year.

>>27456909
They're using a different standard of measurements. there's no other explanation. Compare the figures between the 3. I'm going to sleep.

>>27456754
The 122% 61M short interest was reported Friday 1/15
Fucking brainlets and timestamps

>>27452604
>Cancel shorts
>Buy shit ton of longs
>Price barely moves
>No volume

Right..

Huge put volumes expiring on feb19th with strike prices at 15, 20 usd. also they bought 5usd calls for january2022 to (((offset))) si/float %

>>27454740
it was used to be a specialty field for brokers only, you literally couldn't just go into wallstreet and start shouting stuff at other brokers, now you have some access to the system and developed an appetite for more, but it's really a pro field and none of the pleb business.

normies doing trade is like elementary school graduates bursting into CERN and starting experimenting on bosons.

>>27449836
ITS LIKE 4CHAN FOUND A BLOOMBERG TERMINAL LOL

>>27449836
>>27449888
>>27449948

Let's ask Finra how they are.

>>27457787
This is data from the 15th. The new end of month data won't be out until the 9th.

HOW CAN SHORTS GO DOWN IF THE FUCKING TRADEVOLUME WAS SO LOW?

THIS IS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE

HOW CAN YOU SHORT A COMPANY BY 139% AND IN A TIMESPAN OF A DAY GET IT TO 39% WITHOUT THE VOLUME GOING PARABOLIC YOU RETARDED CUNT
LOOK AT THE TRADE VOLUME FROM LAST WEEK AND MONDAY

THERE IS AND WAS NOTHING

WHY ARE JEWISH PEOPLE SO GREEDY? WHY CANT YOU JUST ACCEPT YOUR LOSS FAIR AND SQUARE?

>>27457022
Unless I missed something they still have to buy the stock so it's not too terrible. They just aren't pressured by interest anymore because they weaseled out of it. And the stock shorting is illegal from what i've heard people so so there might be a lawsuit opened on that.

Sure wish I had one of those there terminals.

>>27457930
See no reason to stop holding before then.

>>27458122
Really?

>>27450070
>We dont count the synthetic longs in our calcs

They literally buy ATM calls and sell ATM puts. If price rises, their counterparty needs to purchase a put or a stock to cover exposure. HOW THE FUCK does this not factor into their shitty calculations?
Truly talmudic nonsense.

>>27458026
If they accept, they will quite literally go bankrupt. Instead, they'll break a few laws, maybe MAYBE get light talking to by a judge, and go home winners like always. This has and always will be their house and the house will ALWAYS win.

>>27449836
Q predicted this
Hold the line patriot

>>27457787
Could there be people opening shorts on the moonshot on the principle of what goes up must come down? How do we know where Melvin is in terms of covering their shorts?

>>27449836
>that SI drop
It’s over for reddit. Guess there will be many like this guy who gambled away their retirement for some upvotes.

Can any of you glorious niggers recommend a good free client to live monitor the german market?

>>27458026
You really shouldn't even blame the jews for this. It's just terrible security. This is blatantly done because they have no one to enforce it and they likely will get off scott free for it instead of those who oversee it making them accountable.

>>27458579
Just type in the stock + lang schwarz

>>27458029
WHEN they have to buy, which is 3 weeks, the stock will cost nothing. it's a worthless stock of a failing store chain, during a pandemic, and nobody likes the stock.
this is when they cash out and laugh.

>>27458525
How does someone manage to save so much for so long for retirement and blow it all on one idiotic trade

>>27454208
Paper hands retard
Cringe

>>27458773
To the market it might but to me i'm not leaving my bags till they give me 5k a share. That's what this HODL shit is about. They absolutely have to purchase the stock and they can't gonna send the mob after your ass to steal it.

>>27458932
for the sake of humanity, i pray this post to be a LARP

>>27458775
new to the internet

>>27458026
you know why. it would cause the greatest financial disaster since 1929

>>27459277
It's not. That's just what I know about GME. Go ahead and provide your counterpoint cohesively

>>27459343
pray tell, how did you acquire this "knowledge"?

>>27459343
Dude 5k is getting cheap at this point, have more respect for your fellow holders, the fact a entire army is here shilling and every MSM is yelling same thing should tell you we are winning hard. They had umlimited set limits on multiple brokers, then went and locked them at 5k or less, what do you think that means? We are going way past 5k when it happens.

>>27459390
The narrative on GME is that they bought shorts which come with a deadline to rebuy them however in GMEs case they bought so much they have to get essentially every single one back or they get fucked by interest. The interest granted if what you're saying is gone now but they still have to eventually i'd think. And if no one wants to sell... I don't know what would happen but they must get it back is somethiing like how it's meant to work and people want certain amounts for it so they're going to have to cave to demands.

>>27458026
Maybe you need to wake up to the fact you live in an occupied nation and your occupiers have every rights onto your money, your wife and your dog.
Remember when chinks were ruled by mandchus and men were forced to wear a long pig tails and cutting it was a crime punishable by death, so the chinks would always remember they were the whore of the mandchus and literally had to larp as females with their hair?
Here it's the exact same thing, but you have circumcision, permanents scams, jewish exception laws and racial genocide as extra bonuses.

>>27460185
Yeah yeah great story Uncle Cletus. /pol/ is that way btw

>>27460269
How is he wrong?
But i envy you, wish i could be retarded enough to turn a blind eye at the jewish tricks going on and be happy.

>(lead-up) jewish tricks and a corrupt system allow hedgefunds to short stock that doesn't exist
>(last week) redditors shoot the price up so their gamble fails
>(last week) the hedgefunds were supposed to STOP using their jewish tricks and corrupt system and pay the redditors infinite money to close out of their positions
>(this week) they didn't
>(yesterday) redditors do their DD into the whole stock market and realise the system is fraudulent and that stock is counterfeited daily
>(today and forever) redditors cope

am i getting this timeline right?

>t. sold at 360 last week at 3x gains

>>27460185
wtf long hair in qing dinasty china had nothing to do with femininity, maybe open a history book, as accompanying reading to /pol/?

>>27460485
If you need an explaination you're too far in the retard rabbit hole my friend, and if I learned something these years, it's that you NEVER want to try to counter argument american stupidity.

>>27460852
>The Manchu hairstyle signified Han submission to Qing rule, and also aided the Manchu identification of those Han who refused to accept Qing dynasty domination.

>The hairstyle was compulsory for all males and the penalty for non-compliance was execution for treason

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queue_(hairstyle)

>>27454740
>the market is anything but just long "investing in good companies" and more about letting psychos steal money
Cool it with the antisemitism

>>27456593
Just print more stocks?

>>27461002
>If i close my eyes then it doesnt exist!
The absolute state of NPCs lmao

>>27449836
https://streamable.com/xtvv63

>>27451719
>>>/sci/

>>27453053
>Implying normies have a choice
You secure generational wealth by making sure to deny everyone else access to it.

>>27460185
>>27460485

>>27458026
>WITHOUT THE VOLUME GOING PARABOLIC YOU RETARDED CUNT
>LOOK AT THE TRADE VOLUME FROM LAST WEEK AND MONDAY
most trades not made on the exchange

>>27455369
$141 on .de

Ain't looking good kids.

>>27449836
Why is this float % such a magic number and literally every source I've seen has a completely different value? Is it really that difficult to access the data and calculate it yourself? Why is the stock market full of so much hidden info that people can't even agree on a single fucking number?

>>27453274
this
obscene
if you say anything against it and you're not in the club, you're envious
if you make money and say anything against it, you're a hypocrite
you can't ever question or point out how stupid it all is

>you WILL divest

>shorts refusing to divest at 80, price then sky rockets to 150+
>somehow shorts are now all out, despite low volume

>>27450070
so basically they're the rating agencies and the short interest numbers are subprime mortgages getting AAA ratings, neat i guess I'll but the dip in the morning.

>>27461996
While I'm as rebellious as the next, we might consider that given that large stock holders are more similar to each other than the are to us, that this is a dangerous form of discrimination...

>>27462234
do the institutions holding GME even care? I could see cohen caring if he was allowed to speak

>>27461002
>Thursday: Brokers literally colluded to shut down people from buying to save a capital investments firm with 18/23 people being Jewish in a Jew-dominated market.
this is the same person that tells you to sell and that “it’s over”

>>27462455
I don't know what you mean.
But let's remember that all hedgies matter.

I toled my mother and grandparents about GameStop and when they saw the news about it and became convinced I'm right they let me handle $140k of their retirements to invest. I toled them we would be millionares. I bought at $382. On friday I toled them don't worry I used hedgefund tricks to offset the loss. Now they think we actually gained some %. If today is another loss I'll ron away

>>27456606
The current value is because there are people who need them to close their short positions

>>27462520
>53%
So far.

>some anon on /biz/ cares if people lose money
Dumb fucking shill, Jesus.

>>27453577
All of this shit reminds of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yteMOI27YDo&t=62, trying to hand wave themselves out of it.

>>27455726
>>27455593
Let the normies hold to 5 dollars it will be funny

>>27458026

This is how.
Both RH and eToro have been selling user shares.
Look up what is a B-book brokerage: practically all your gains are their losses. This is why RH needed a 4 billion$ bailout over the weekend.

>>27461086
exactly nigger this article contains everything you need to know:
>manchu themselves wore that hairstyle
>the innovation was cutting part of the hair (on the front) for men, while the Chinese way had been to never cut their hair ever for both men and women
>not a single mention of "femininity"
it signified submission to Qing rule, but not by making them "look like females"

>>27462985
>in on
Nice typo, bad fake.

so what's happening? is it going to moon or are the rest of us going to be stuck bag holding and the kikes fucked us over like they always do?

negro

>>27459504
Robincuck won't let me set my sell beyond that so that's the best I can do. It's still a really good payout in the event it actually happens anyway

>>27461273
evopsych sperglords get on this shit

if you were smart, you would have shorted it at 400. why lose everything? it was re-shorted by a bunch of new folks and funds who are now up a ton of $$

>>27453754
>>It is available for an annual fee of $20,000 per user
Hm. I could buy that for half my GME position and it would probably be worth it to optimize the profits on my other half. Tempting.

Given the amount of semitic shilling on this board today and Friday, I'd say fags should pay attention.

>>27453754
>($24,000 per year for the small number of firms that use only one terminal)

>>27457930
the 9th is gonna go down in history as the day with the most suicides in over a decade.

>>27455788
I am genuinel happy that poltard incels lose their fucking money in this blatant pump and dump. Retarded, narcissist bagholders who can only screech profanity.

>>27461002
Hahahah you are such a sad faggot holy shit.

>>27458026
kek, polcel ragie.

>>27460667
As long as this redpills people in regards of how shitty jews are and how good crypto is then it's fine.

>>27449836
The first one is so much fucking clearer it's almost as though it was intentionally leaked FUD.

>>27450070
MAJOR REDPILL
BEST HOPIUM I'VE GOTTEN ALL DAY
THANK YOU BASED ANON

>>27452788
This

>>27457210
what the fuck does this mean i majored in english goddamn

https://www.jta.org/2021/01/28/united-states/the-jewish-angles-to-the-gamestop-stock-saga-explained

If this doesn't make you want to hodl, I don't know what will.

>>27463757
If you get stuck holding the bag hold it proudly. You're getting accepted into the kingdom of heaven just like Yukio Mishima did when he rose up to his oppressors.

>>27465740
This guy gets it. Doesn't matter if you got 1 or 100, hold the line.

>>27450070
i was looking into this a bit more and it seems like he used both traditional and S3 short percentages here

>>27453754
that's why martin shkreli was building Gödel Systems before he got jailed, they probably also jailed him because it was almost as good as Bloomberg during alpha stage

>>27450070
I FEEL THE HOPE CREEEPING BACK IN
LETS GO BOYS
Copypasta this all across biz and reddit

>>27462614
Spamming this everywhere is only making it obvious we are being shilled to.

>>27469184
Maybe he's just being paid to shill, but owns gme himself so wants to make it obvious we're being shilled
I don't fucking know, just hold lol

>>27453274
>it’s capitalism
>actually it’s feminism, fucking women I hate ‘em
Thanks for your incoherent blogpost, have sex

>>27450070
Why would anyone cover their Gamestop short?
Why wouldn't anyone short Gamestop at this price?

>>27449836
>short interest is the same as percentage of shorts compared to the float

omg poor baby

>>27453274
>posted while your mom made your bed, cooked three meals, cleaned the windows, bought groceries, fixed the broken showerhead and made sure your younger non-fail siblings have a good education
femoids so lazy amirite

>>27458422
>the house will ALWAYS win.
then BECOME the house

https://new.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/laoaru/read_this_they_are_screwed_numbers_dont_lie/

OP and co. how do you respond to the comment saying this guy is wrong?

>>27469985
>implying that that's hard
Literally the easiest wagecuck job I've had was harder than than that

>>27469509
dilate

>"SHORT INTERESTS IS LITERALLY 0%"
>float is still shorted 119%
Ok then

They added too many option strikes, it won't gamma squeeze anymore. Dead as fuck.

https://www.gurufocus.com/term/ShortPercentageOfFloat/Gme/Short-Percentage-of-Float/GameStop

Take a look at this, GME is still at 293% short of float
The harder they're fucked, the more they try and short to bail themselves out
Why wouldn't we just keep holding and deny them any shares? Isn't this the whole point?
It only works if you tards don't sell, and judging by the volume it seems to be working.
If you're in crypto like any other /biz/nessman, you're used to the extreme risk/reward ratio. I've lost a fair bit so far, if it goes to zero it goes to zero, but if it moons without me I'll just rope. Treat GME as any other shitcoin and maybe you'll make it in the end.

>>27449888
Do you guys not see how the date is 02/01/20 in this pic but the graph ends at January?

>>27469985
House work is a fucking joke, women deserve no credit for it.

>>27458775
Just because you have a lot of money doesn't mean you have something to live for

>>27468098
It means they havent covered contracts which are due to expire on fridays of february with most contracts expiring on 18th feb. the short interest/float % which was lowered is kiked. They bought 800 usd strike CALLS expiring in january 2022 which (((offsets))) si/float% making it seems as if they covered. They did not. If they covered why would the still shill, short ladder etc if they're safe?

Occams razor is on our side.

>>27470485
>if it goes to zero it goes to zero, but if it moons without me I'll just rope.
Exactly how I feel. My friends keep asking me why I'm not worried and I keep telling 'em I considered that money gone the second I hit buy. The only thing I'm worried about is getting out too soon and missing the rocketship if it really does happen. Fucking IMAGINE selling at 400 and feeling super smart and then a week or two later it actually blasts up past 5k. Real winners in all of this are the ones who crave pink wojaks, they're going to win either way.

Please be true. If they short ladder even more and then have this all offset with a shitload of call and put options, I am going to buy as much of the dip as I can and wait. They'd be trading making the squeeze indefinite to hoping that dry volume convinces people to sell out while also putting a timer on their backs.

>>27470707
based
cringe on their part
thanks for the hopium anon

>>27455726
hang your self.

>>27470707

Can't they just do it again? Also was this guy wrong >>27455593

How do I get a Bloomberg Terminal? Can I just cut them a check for 20k or is it a sub?

>>27464851
>>27463422
I though I was on /pol/ given the amount of shilling.
With the jew, you never go wrong.

Wake up at 6:30, see GME.

Still HODLing.

>>27456606
You have no idea what's going on.
Enjoy missing the ride.

>>27465445
>entering new shorts at $400 paired with ridiculously low volume

>>27450020

>>27468098
>majored in english
lol

>>27469985
*rolls eyes so hard I break my neck*

>>27457022
Doesnt that actually mean buy the dip? If short interest is increasing, shorts opening at higher prices, and we have low volume...

>>27471239
>Been watching AMC tank all night
Still hodling as well. Hope to see you on the moon, GMEbro

>>27465445
m8 there are no shares to borrow. people are literally posting screenshots showing their short orders being cancelled

>>27450070
Hooly fuck. If they're using synthetic longs to hide short numbers and still short laddering the price this is going to get greasy

>>27469809
Exactly.

>>27458667
>no one to enforce it
And why do you think that there is no one to do so?
who do you think built such a system??

>>27467316
I can see your nose from here Noah