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MY FUCKING PORTFOLIO IS IN FREEFALL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M RUINED I CAN'T PAY MY RENT NOW

>> No.27447469

>renting when you can't afford it
Good goy!

>> No.27447481

Stop using Robinkike

>> No.27447508

>SNDL
worth it lads?

>> No.27447638

>>27447481
>>>/pol/

>> No.27447640

>>27447481
hey, cool it with the anti-semitism dude, not cool

>> No.27447734

>>27447340
I dont get it , isnt the market closed? and if you only have 64 dollars to invest you probably shouldnt be investing

>> No.27447766

>>27447640
You have to go back

>> No.27447768

>>27447734
It WAS 66 dollars!!!!

>> No.27447874

>>27447768
your a meme dude. go back to work and make some actual money to invest.

>> No.27447895
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>>27447340
And this is *before* Robinhood declares bankruptcy, handing your portfolio over to their creditors.

>> No.27447938

>>27447340
>he didnt buy CTRM

>> No.27447952

>>27447766
No, you're the one who has to go back to /pol/. Sick of you GME tourists bringing your /pol/shit here.

>> No.27448035

>>27447895
Lol

>> No.27448102
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>>27447638
>>27447640
You ain't from round here

>> No.27448128

>>27447508
ZOM

5 dollars in march

>> No.27448194

>>27447340
OK, so here's whats going on to any #diamondhands who are starting to get concerned. The price action you see today is a lie. You can see that through very low volume, hedge funds are actually selling to each other and short interest has actually DOUBLED in the last week. These greedy bastards are getting cocky because they think you're stupid. Heh, well I guess they're the ones that are gonna feel stupid February 12th. Why February 12th, you ask? Well Reddit, feb 12 falls on a friday and that's when Chamath (The Sri Lankan billionaire on our side) is going to exercise his call options at $115. All of them. The amount of covering that hedgies will have to do alone on that date is going to make what's happened so far look like nothing. Our job? All we have to do is make sure that WE and everyone else we know holds. We got this far with our diamond hands, in two more weeks, we're gonna be dancing together on the moon. :rocket: :rocket: :rocket:

>> No.27448209

>>27448102
>walkingintoabizthread.webm

>> No.27448234

>>27448209
kek

>> No.27448249

>>27447508
no its a shit co, my friend works as an analyst that covers weed stocks and we laughed about sundial a few months ago, its just a short squeeze

TRASH products in canada, dont put your money there retard

>> No.27448355

>>27447952
I’m not even anti Semitic but seeing you act like such a fucking pussy might make me pretend for a bit.

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>>27448035
Remember: the stocks aren't yours unless you have the certificate in your hand.

>> No.27448416

>>27447481
Rabbihood you mean

>> No.27448481

>>27447508
Buy it low and wait for Biden to make any noises whatsoever about legalising weed and sell the pump

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>>27448249
Gotcha, thanks anon

>> No.27448841

>>27448102
holy shit my sides

>> No.27448891

>>27447340
Fucking $64. For real?

>> No.27449088

>>27448561
no problem bro, im not a hedgie and thats the honest fucking truth is they have a shit strategy and products

>> No.27449269

>>27448355
>I’m not even anti Semitic
>says the K word
cope /pol/cel

>> No.27449348

>>27447340
Dumb bigger
60 percent income goes to living costs
20 percent goes into savings
10 percent goes into long term stocks
10 percent goes into high risk stocks

>> No.27449405

>>27448128
bullshit.

Ive been flipping sundial..selling calls..buying calls since august of last year

SNDL will be back at .60 cents by friday. Literally the company is a trainwreck

>> No.27449444

>>27449348
60 goes to living costs? youre the dumb nigger lol

>> No.27449468

>>27449269
You're a Kike and you wish you had a big downvote button right now.

>> No.27449568

>>27449269
Wow that was epic how do I donate you gold??

Hang yourself.

>> No.27449732

>>27449269
Gb2 plebbit, nigger.

>> No.27449733

>>27447638
>>27447640
Fuck off kikes. If didn't know we are all Israelis here, but you are the wrong type.

>> No.27449853

>>27448102
anyone got this with sound, i am dying over here

>> No.27449957

>>27449348
>60 percent for living costs
Your doing it wrong anon

>> No.27450194

>>27448416
No the rabbi took your hood.