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27446990 No.27446990 [Reply] [Original]

The markets are filling with normies making mass stupid decisions like a retard hivemind.

How do I prepare for the old 20s-style crash that is coming?

>> No.27447050
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1. short all stocks
2. blow your brains out when the DOW goes up 80% by EOY
3. the end

>> No.27447098
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>> No.27447203

>>27447098
Am I the only one who saw this image and immediately thought, "Better pretend to check if he's alive and steal his wallet, the goy won't miss it he's dead."
I'm not the only one right fellow /biz/raelies?

>> No.27447225
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>>27446990
Buy GRT.

All the cryptos and dApps being developed will have to rely on The Graph or you know, waste lots of time coding the same shit over and over again..

>> No.27447282

>>27447203
Why do you think he killed himself? Empty wallet, anon.

>> No.27447357
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>>27446990
>grow up in the post 9/11 world
>get to see 2008 destroy finance
>graduating college in coronaland
>only have experience in the financial sector
>now there's a fucking bubble that won't burst until I need a job
I'm either royally fucked or doing ok depending on how much this washes out. At this rate I could dick around in grad school for a while and get a couple cfa levels and maybe hope to graduate at the bottom of a meltdown. It's getting so tiresome.

>> No.27447369

>>27447282
I'm sure he just killed himself because the market crashed. He probably had at least a couple hundred in his wallet for normal daily expenses such as buying meals. Back then people didn't have credit cards so he probably had a decent amount in his wallet.

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>>27446990
One answer. Physical silver.

>> No.27447439

UVXY and SQQQ calls

>> No.27447472

>>27446990
It does feel like the top of a bubble doesn't it? However if the crash comes, it will be short as the FED will keep printing. So if you're holding high quality assets with great long term prospects, there's no need to sell yet.

Maybe buy puts on the indexes if you're worried about a short term correction.

>> No.27447687

>>27447357
It's growing pains anon.. Elon was totally right this was going to happen eventually it's strange nobody saw the writing on the wall as soon as the internet became a thing.

Tons of people are now learning that the only way forward is to decentralize currency and finance were gonna make it bro

>> No.27448152

>>27447357
don't wait for a market crash, there's too much liquidity in the markets right now, it's the policy of every government around the world right now to inflate their debts away

buy BTC, buy high quality stocks, if the markets crash just buy more at the bottom

>> No.27448620

BTC is an easy answer

>> No.27449351

>>27446990
Using wayback machine, since the beginning of January
Wallstreetbets has gone from 2 million to 8 million members
Dogecoin 170k to 750k