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probably just invest in some rope and clear yourself out of the genepool for having such a low iq

£6 in eth £6 in btc

>>27432460
you can make a homeless mans dick grow

>>27432460
Buy some $1 scratch offs

>>27432551
I was going to laugh at the fact I used £ instead of $ but I find it more funny that $12 is worth less thant £12 HAHAHAHAHHAHA

a couple of mercury dimes for blowjobs from former housewives and their questionably aged daughters

>>27432545
buying a lottery ticket every once in a while is a good idea because its an insignificant amount of money for the small chance of winning a life changing amount. If you buy anymore than an insignificant amount of money's worth though, you're an idiot

>>27432460
Unironically buy shit at a pawn shop and sell it online for double the price.

>>27432727
>the small chance of winning a life changing amount.
I don't think you understand just how small this chance is.
You're better off jumping out the window and hoping you land on a stack of money, the chances of that happening are practically the same, but there is no monetary cost to doing it.

I cashed in my lotto for a 9 pack of coors light. It was $15 and I put the rest on my credit card. Anyway I can make this net growth?

>>27432804
i swear its crazy how the media tricked people into having the mindset that >>27432727
has
goyim are so fucking stupid they just swallow up whatever the tv tells them KEK

GE

>>27432916
drink it so you finally have the balls actually do something worth your time

>>27432804
I do understand, and I also understand EV and the lottery is just slightly -ev. Its not a good bet, but its not a horrifically bad one either (esp factoring in smaller amounts like OP's). There's a huge difference between buying 1 lottery ticket every month or 2 and buying $100 worth every time you get paid

>>27433056
Gonna now use my time to make a quesadilla, thinking about throwing ham in it also. Anyway to make this grow more?

>>27432727
maybe for entertainment value but not for hopes of winning.

i think its insane how people can actually win the powerball but apparently the winners are just one of probably millions of people spending a ludicrous amount of money just buying different tickets

>>27433056
what an awful shoop

This a terrible board with no real advice

Just remembered to turn on the heat, no help to you guys