/biz/ - Business & Finance

Talking about it is not the same as owning it.

99% of normies are too afraid to start dabbling into boomer normie stock trading, and you think they're going to be okay (at this time) with getting into crypto?

No. Thats not logical. Normies see crypto as interesting, yet scary, and they dont fuck with it, they dont even fuck with what they arent scare of (shares) and they pay other people to do that for them.

Its just talk, but the talk is the early stages, they will talk and talk and talk about crypto, until they finally feel safe enough about it to actually look into buying some.

99% of normies are 5-10 years away from this.

>>27429402
Normie here. You are wrong. I bought doge under a penny cause another normie sent me a robinhood link

>>27429402
Used to be one you fags in 2011, normie now. I bought.

>>27429978
>>27430283
Youre not normies, im sorry to say. I know it might be hard for you to comprehend this, but it is impossible to be a normie and actively participate on 4chan.

At best you would be failed normies, but the average normie (not a failed one) wouldn't understand the concept of posting here, it is illogical to say this. A real normie gets their interaction from other humans, they dont get it from message boards.

>b-but 4chan is not ur autistic pedo safe space anymore!!!

Yes I understand that, I understand it hasn't been that way for a long time, and I understand 2016 brought in a shit load of phone posting faggotss, but almost all of these people are FAILED NORMALFAGS, not actual average normies.

>>27430594
>I know it might be hard for you to comprehend this, but it is impossible to be a normie and actively participate on 4chan.

>>27429402
The elites plan requires crypto currency for the Agenda 2030 plan. Whenever they are ready, the normies will be ready.

>>27430594
Gatekeeping being a spaz? Have you sunk this low brother?

Whatever you want to call it. I havent bought any stonks before that didnt involve a paycheck deduction. Doge was the first one

>>27430594
>it is impossible to be a normie and actively participate on 4chan.
Unfortunately it is, nowadays.
This place, man, it used to be good...

>>27429135
>id girl
gay confirmed

>>27429402
Over the past week a good number of my friends have talked about and started to buy stocks and crypto. They didnt even mention that I had been talking about crypto in passing here and there since 2019. They literally told me all I have to do it hodl btc. Another friend just told me to reccomend him good new cryptos that are low in price. They're here. I wasnt around in 2017/2018, so I dont know what to do with this knowledge

>>27429135
normal people were actively trading crypto well before /biz/ was

>>27429135
I had a guy tell me about his "xrp shares" last week. Don't worry, they are still retarded.

nft
staking
cash
stufff fuck it.
why would you put it all in one fucking thing?
you’re dumb as dick.
>my portfolio with playcent and you will suck this nigger dick with fucking scam you support

>>27429135
I have more respect for that delivery driver than your bitch ass. He wages and still tries to help strangers.

>>27431197
Lol this post contains at least 3 memes a normie wouldn't know. Stop faking please

>>27429135
even my mom knows what bitcoin is now and she doesn't even speak english...

>>27429135
Why would an influx of new people buying into a market that you're already invested in be a bad thing? Oh no, a bunch of normies heard about this alt-coin and shot its price up, what a travesty for its owners

Let's shill them shitcoins and meme them into holding so they lose all their fucking money.
Fuck em.

>>27429135
>The dominos delivery guy told me
That's exactly the type of guy who would fall for crypto and browse /biz/

There won't be an influx of normies into crypto until crypto gets it's iphone moment. Something so simple to use, so seamless that it lures normies into new technology that they may not understand but still want. Internet was around for a while but iphone made EVERYONE participate in it. Modern crypto is like the internet of the 90s. Functional but too technical and weird for normies.

>>27429135
b-b-BUY DOGE ALL MY FRIENDS AND COLLEAGUES ARE RANTING AND RRRAAAAVVVIIIINGGGGG ABOUT THIS COOL DOGE COIN, YOU'RE GOING TO GET SOME RIGHT? RIGHT?

>>27430283
Theres no unbaking a cake faggot

>>27433672
You can buy it on pretty much every major brokerage anymore. If normies can figure out to link their bank account to a brokerage, they can buy and sell crypto

>>27430594
You’re an enormous fag

>>27429135
I have a normie friend on facebook literally post his folio from binance whit his shitcoins. They know more than you think.

>>27429978
>a robinhood link
You literally did not buy DOGE.

Kek I helped a girl I work with set up a coinbase account today, now she has $25 of bitcoin stock. She already had her friends sign up too, we are getting to peak normie level soon.

that just means more gains for us

>>27429402

Lmao you’re retarded crypto is easy as shit to get into unless you’re an 89 IQ monkey like you I guess

>>27434501
No way he's a normie if he's on fucking binance lmao

>>27434775
There are lots of easy things normies can do to make their life better but they dont, because theyre normies.

Being a normie means you live in the moment. People who live in the moment dont invest, and if they do, its because its investing thats FORCED on them and done by another party.

Just because your normie talks about crypto one time, doesn't mean theyre like you or I, whose lives revolve around it. They might invest $100 now, and then never look at their account again and not ever think about Crypto for 10 years or until its truly mainstream.

>>27434222
>buy
Yeah and you could connect internet to every PC in the 90s. Had no wikipedia though, no google, no youtube, no steam, no 4chan and looked clunky as fuck. That's kind of where we are at
You can buy and hold crypto but all the cool functionality is janky as fuck or barely functions. When you can get a better deal on mortgage, insurance, loans etc through crypto, when it's easier to send crypto than fiat, when it looks cool and runs smoothly, that's when it will be big. Now you can just buy and hold

>>27429135
to him, you are the normie

>>27429135
Imagine thinking normans pumping our bags is a bad thing
ngmi

>>27429135
lmao you just know he's on some discord called "$PUMP2THAM00N" and thinks he's going to make a 1000x return because he told every customer to buy a coin.

>>27429135

Literally everyone knows about crypto you sperg

>>27435320
Fair point. I think I'm going to convert some of my stocks to crypto before the big fomo (I've been 50/50 for a couple years now).

>>27431349
>This place, man, it used to be good...

>>27434846
believe it or not they're starting to hear about binance

>>27435633
chekd kekd erekd
this place, like all boards, was never good
/asp/ used to be an amazing place to talk about bjj, muay thai, boxing, etc until the board was overtaken with retarded wwe thread.
Fuck those threads, fuck that board, fuck my ass, and fuck it I'm in 50% on shitcoins because
>>27435807
as soon as the floodgates open it'll be Dec 2017 for literally everything listed on binance

>>27435320
This.

>>27433987
This is my coworker. Raving about doge on friday, saying he wont sell because he has diamond hands and hes going to the moon... Another bagholder born.

>>27429402
Spot fucking on
My retarded girlfriend bought a Dogecoin shirt and is too afraid to put money into an index fund

>>27429402
>>27435038
>>27435320
>>27435320

The comparison to crypto now to the early internet days is interesting... I believe that's correct, but what worries me then is that if the comparison holds, we are do for a Dot Com crash equivalent in the crypto world.

I just hope I made the right picks and will have the diamond hands necessary to hold thru that period. And that I won't fomo into something at that peak

>>27429135
As much as I hate normies talking about crypto, we need them to become millionaires with our crypto holdings.

>>27430594
People are calling you a faggot but it's true. The only reason these people responding to you bought is BECAUSE of 4chan. If they were real nomries and didn't see it legitimized here, they wouldn't have bought just like your cousin on Facebook

>>27429135
My autism simulator games on iPad now include advertisements for bitcoin and coinbase.
This is not because of my history, I own no crypto and don’t give a shit about it.

Do what you will with that info.

>>27436473
This... we need them so we can make bank on being early adopters.

Just gotta hope we made the right picks and have the strength needed to HODL through all the volatility tp come.

>>27435807
I don't know if this is a good or bad thing, on one hand normies are retarded and the market will look like even more of a joke, on the other hand a lot of them are basically bag holders asking to be taken advantage of. Either way they'll be crying to government kikes about regulations soon after getting butthurt wasting thousands on obvious pnd scams.

>>27435991
eh things come and go here, I always looked at this place as more like the last chance pile at the city dump, most of it shite

but every now and again

>>27430594
And lo, they hated him, for he spoke the truth.

>>27436455
It will pop, all bubbles do. But look at what came after the dot com crash, a few of those companies rule the fucking world. It will crash and then most of these pajeet shitcoins will die with it and the winners will moon, just like Google or Facebook after the crash.

>>27429135
When Normies talk about crypto you have to buy what they won’t yet.

REQUESTNETWORK (REQ) is a good example of a solid project flying under the radar of even biz.

>>27437292
Yep, and this is why I accumulate Bitcoin and pump/dump alt-coins, which profits I move into BTC.

I want to get started trading crypto. How exactly do I start? Do I use Coinbase or Blockfolio? Do any of these have a secure wallet or is the money just stored in the brokerage?

Post yours then black bastard. At least I put mine up
want to grab coins by playing and use top nft?
I will advise you with it if you are clever enough
Check Playcent and gimme the respect!

>>27430594
Lower barrier to entry than any site that requires you to make an account to post. Hell, the aggressive ones won't even let you look at them without an account.
You do realize that calling this place a "secret club" has been a joke for over 12 years now, right?

Pretend you know nothing about it and ask for a free coin just to try it out.

>>27434846
>>27434846
Oh he’s a normie alright, he’s also black. He’s trying to shill his followers hcmc

>>27438186
Kek that's a sell signal if I've ever seen one

>>27437292
what else will last with BTC?

>>27429135
Garbage vaporware Redditors? lol. Pray you get more jeets on board and then get the FUCK out of this for $ALEPH (aka the actual working V of RLC)

>>27429135
Same anon I overheard a couple of my normie coworkers having a conversation about Dogecoin

>>27430594
Words of wisdom
I wish i were a real normie
Life is hard this way

>>27429402
My mom bought a fuckload of Dogecoin as well as some Stellar and some other coin I don't even know the name of because it was in the news.

>>27429402

nah my friend is a turbo normie yet bought 300k doge at 1 cent