/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>27419599
spend 16 hours a day here and on countless TGs

>>27419599
btc, eth, rubic and bao
do this and you'll be a millionaire eoy

>>27419599
Built for BBC

Put half of it in ethereum and forget about it for a year

>>27419599

go back

Put in 200k and lose half of it trading shitcoins.

>>27419599
>you will never have a gf life that

>>27419599
>its another post asking for more shilposts on a board driven entirely by shillposts

>>27419916
Why would you even want that? Brown eyes are gross af and show that she is bottom tier.

>>27420066
>Brown eyes are gross af
How can I tell you're 16?

>>27420064
than what other forums can I go to for sound financial advise? Please help me out

>>27419599
One on the left has much better milkers but right is top tier.

>>27419599
The people on /biz/ don't want you to make 100k. They want to make 100k by fooling you into buying their bags. So whatever advice you get you have to take with a grain of salt.

>>27419599
God I want the one on the left to visciously ride my dick until it's raw while the one on the right rides my face and they are making out god how I wish one them had small titties so the one with big tits could bully and humiliate her as she is getting fucked

>>27419599
pls tell me theres more here

>>27419762
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>>27420508
wow the amount of horny people here make me sick. I just wanna make it bros and no one can point me in the right direction

>>27420950
man you're the one who posted that, im still debating weather to give you adv

>>27420508
Interesting.
Continue.

>>27420950
I can't help it I see qt grils and I want to fug them

>>27421004
I needed to get the attention of people, but not coomers. I want to make it so I can buy a cabin in the mountains and live comfy why is this so hard

>>27419599
Those are men.

>>27421152
they're not cute, they are whores and would not make good wives. its very easy to get laid, but impossible to find a caring mother for your future children.

>>27420950
you posted it
what in the fuck did you expect
if you've been here long enough you'd know that almost every nigger here is horny as fuck

>>27420345
best financial advice i can give you is that if you are not ready to lose money then stay the fuck out trading

Sorry ladies it tome for rap

>>27419916
I did and she was the most boring fuck, I had 10x better slam piggies back in uni.

Just all in orion protocol anon. God speed.

>>27421302
how much for whores like OP? I will never get laid organically but now I have money, I want two big titted sluts to fuck all night and I will pay top dollar

>>27419599

Buy sake ma dude!

>>27421189
>>27421302
>posts coffee
>expects coffee addicts to not flock to his post
Also
>amassing wealth
>burning it all on children for at the very least 18 years
Buy PRQ, then lend it when the IQ Protocol comes out this quarter
>>27421097
I really like breast envy
>>27421981
oh god i think im gonna

>>27421981
god dayum dawg

https://twitter.com/emilianobonassi/status/1356385211995553792

>>27421792
yes I know that, what im wondering is if I can find a string of safe investments that can perhaps double my money and keep moving that earned gain into the next investment to double. Or rather, how I could find safer investments that are for sure to pay off.

>>27419599
15000 xsn will allow you to make it. Its about 6k right now. If you want to get 100k by eoy, I would buy at least 15000xsn

>>27419599
Tits

>>27419599
This past weekend I put $1500 into DOGE and that doubled to $3000. Then I put the $3k into SHIB and that doubled to $7500.
If you want to get rich quick you have a high amount of risk.
But if you want to get rich over the course of a year by holding you need to think logically. You have 20k now and want 100k, that means you need a 5x in profit. So you need to find coins that have potential to go that high, the only way to do that is to do your own research. Otherwise you will just get shilled someone else's bags on /biz/.

>>27422283
read the post you replied to again until you understand what it means

>>27422283
well to give you at least one honest answer in this thread
no, there is no safe and reliable way to 5x your money in a year

you have two strategies at your disposal:
1. investing
2. gambling

for 1 you can find info everywhere. pick up any investing book or resource, or FIRE or anything, they will tell you how to do it, its easy, its safe and it will net you about 4-8% depeding on markets and how you play it

for 2 do anything else, buy or trade shitcoins, participate in stock moonmissions, fomo shit like $GME
it might work or it might not work
the more you risk the higher your potential reward and the higher your potential loss

>>27420066
Wignat detected

>>27419599
>I have over 20k and im 19, what should I do to build up 100k quick?
Advance your career.

>>27419599
god what I wouldn't do to the one on the left

Buying $CATGIRL is the only based and redpilled way
https://app.uniswap.org/#/swap?outputCurrency=0x244491E12faC24b0eE83D68B128aFc5E94B23f88

>>27419599
save $1000, a hundred times. 100 months is only 8 years. to speed it up a little, save it in something that yields 1% and is safe. to speed it up a lot, save it in something that yields 3.5% and is safe.
to risk losing it, try literally anything else.

>>27419599
Buy CFIIW, theyll have you at your goal within 3 months. Its not crypto and its not gonna pnd on you. I made $20k today and bought even more with that $ Pasta time

"Hey fello retard n fren, grab CFIIW and soon!
Ive shilled like 8 things on the chan and theyve all taken off
NFIN/TRIT 500%
MFAC/BMTX 400%
I was pushing THCB which just announced its DA today and the warrants are up like 100%+
And some fucking others
Now sit down and stfu and ill tell you why

-CFII is merging with View (Smart windows) via SPAC
-1050 patents
-80% market share
-500m+ backlog
-Windows save energy and improve worker health and is backed up by "science" so its an ESG play
-The windows auto tint and shit, so no more blinds needed
-The windows have their own fucking IP addresses :O
-They did the windows for Uber, Netflix, Regeneron, and many others and they loved it.


Now look, i dont give a shit if any of you buy in, its a billion dollar company so a couple retards buying here wont have any impact, but i do throw out gold nuggets to my frens from time to time. The merge is expected in Q1 so buy CFIIW and fuck off for 2 months."

>>27420237
How can I tell you are a beaner or a mutt? Absolutely disgusting. Brown eyes are sick. Just nasty gross eyes. Very disrespectful. Blue eyes are the best eyes. Green is acceptable. All others should be gassed. Especially brown eyed mutts.

>>27419599
You want actual advise? The stock market is a zero sum game meaning all those winners took money from losers and they aren't immune to losing everything on a bad investment tomorrow
The only real way to make money on the stock market is long long term

>>27419599
The first $100k is a bitch they all say
But don't forget, six figure hell is real

I forecast that Bitcoin will be at $1 million adjusted for inflation by 2037 at the latest, if not much sooner (stock to flow obviously predicts $1m bitcoin by 2024 but Idk about that)
In that case all you have to do is but .1 bitcoin
If it takes the full 16 years then you'll only be 35 to have $100k, and that's just holding, not even taking into account trading on a yearly basis across the 4 year cycle (selling near the top this year and buying back at the bottom in 2022-2023)
No need to bother with shitcoins that are 1000 times less sure of a bet than King Corn

So in short I would just keep stacking bitcoin, as much as you can, possibly some chainlink too

>>27419599
Pick a normie coin and watch the chart fluctuation. Play the daily 5-10% swing and take profits and buy back in at the bottom of the pattern. Do this for a month or two and you’ll be 3x. You have a big enough starting stack that you’re blessed to be able to do this and make daily gains with little to no risk.

>>27419599
Something else I forgot to add. Since you have a nice amount of start up cash you can try swing trading for fast money. Analyze charts of a coin that you think can swing, and experiment with like a hundred dollars or something. Only play with your winnings until you think you are confident enough to make accurate calls. This is only if you want to multiply your stack fast, but there is a high amount of risk.

>>27420950
So why did you post it stupid fucking frogposter? Sage

>>27422901
ignore her for the one on the right?

>>27422970
>$CATGIRL
Is this a cute kitty or a girl taking a shit?

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>>27423279
Thank you guys for some real advice, God bless you all.

>>27420950
The first post told you what to do you incompetent faggot.

>>27421981
boobis

>>27419599
Girl on the right is an instagram whore. Girl on the left is extremely hot in an ugly kind of way and looks exactly like my type of girl. Where do I acquire a gf like this.

>>27423168
Blue eyes are literal mutations, and people with light colored eyes are more likely to lose their sight before other people

>>27425473
Not true I have blue eyes and I can see perfectly fine

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>>27420950
Ok anon, old fag here.

I wish someone gave me this advice when I started in crypto.

First of all, one of the hundreds of coins getting shill daily it's gonna explode price wise, the others are gonna be worthless in 4 years.
It's the same cycle all the time.

Last time it was Link, and before Link it was ETH.

For pure statistics you would have to be extremely lucky to find that gem (which Idk which shitcoin will be) and you would have to put a few thousands on it so you will make it.

My advice, to "play safe" in crypto, start dollar cost average BTC, in this bullrun you are not gonna make it assume it, think in the next one 4 years from now.

>>27425757
You replied to the wrong person.

RETARD
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How embarrassing

>>27425561
Everything is a mutation

>>27425561
pathetic cope from streetsweeper caste gaylord

>>27419599
https://www.instagram.com/tayestrada_/

>>27423228
What about XMR? I hear people say it's everything BTC was intended to be and is waiting to moon any time now

>>27424792
>talks about God and coomers and whores
>posts degenerate shit to trigger other men and make them fall

Legitimately go fuck yourself OP.

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>>27422110
>Buy PRQ, then lend it when the IQ Protocol comes out this quarter
Tell me more anon. I am a complete newfag to crypto.

>>27419762
Built for RBC

>>27419599
Get a good job and live frugally for a few years.

>>27426368
umm based

>>27423168
Not a single thing about my post alludes to what you're suggesting. You're a very unintelligent individual. Fuck off back to /pol/.

>>27421981
Left is uglier and by rules of supply and demand is thus sluttier to compensate.

>>27426059
THANK YOU. Been looking for this chick's insta forever. Days off whack off material

>>27425561
blue eyes have a lower rate of macular degeneration compared to brown.

>>27420066
>af
yeah, sixteen, as I predicted. Go back to instagram you normalfaggot.

>>27419599
Your the guy who wants to move move to Idaho? Find a pipeline job or frack for a year or something like that. If you really want to invest in the market call options are the quickest way to make money - but obviously risky. Find a cheaper stock with potential. I'm hoping for PLTR to dip after Feb lockout and then buying some calls.

>>27421302
You posted them

>>27421302
Can you take this /r9k/ shit back over there? The bigger my bank account gets the bigger my milker requirements.

>>27420237
brown eyes are shit eyes. very sad. many such cases

>>27419599
Start with 500k dollars, take /biz/‘s advice and end up with 100k dollars.

>>27426557
Left is my choice. Beautiful. So it will be. Now I will communicate with her through randomness software.

>>27426999

I wonder what the ratio of failure to success is for taking biz advice

>>27427188
Awful complexion. Dark rings around eyes. Probably has a dark gray bagina and don't even get me started on the elbows.

>>27426066
Thinking any coin is "bitcoin but better" a newfag mistake
This because bitcoin's value comes not from this silicon valley style "innovation" or whatever, but rather from its consensus of adoption
Essentially Bitcoin is a new tradition, and a tradition gets more worthy the more people observe it, the bigger it is, and the longer it lasts, unchanging

Monero kinda sucks at pumping really, it's basically at the same place it was in 2017 and that year it only topped at $400, I remember
It's a utility token, a functioning currency that fulfills a purpose and it's working doing what it's doing, but the market where privacy is an absolute need is not that big, and with what they're doing on the lightning network, bitcoin transactions might be close to as private in a couple years
I know the IRS put out a $625k bounty for anyone who can break monero or bitcoin's lightning privacy

>>27419599
Unironically buy a coin with long term value like BTC or Chainlink and hold for the next 2-4 years.

>>27421207
This.
/thread

>>27420950
The amount of chinese posters here makes me sick.

>>27427848

Why is linkie hyped so much here? (Yes I'm a dumb newfag)

OP - buy BAT, wait 2 years.

>>27421189
buy a coin like link but under 10m mcap, you won't find it but that's how you would have to do it
i recommend xcm
>>27422110
based prq chad

Penny stocks and such..

What would stop someone buying a ton of penny stocks, then the price rises then sell them immediately afterwards?
Rinse and repeat until you've made your target amount.

>>27428096
Because of people actually bought and held it for the long term, 2-4 years, they'd make insane gains. But everyone is obsessed with the short term pumps so they never listen. Link is actually well run and has some good marketing moves planned for it in the near future. It's gone up a tremendous amount in a single year; how would you like to double your investment over 12 months basically risk free? That's link.

>>27427845
So how much would you recommend to dump into BTC? 0.1 and just wait a couple years?

>>27429266
Just started, so I think I'm pretty late for it. I'll still buy a few and hold, but definitely missed out when it was dirt cheap

>>27419599
Seek help or ngmi
https://youtu.be/QedqWdZPncc
https://youtu.be/jSvb9i5aqKE
https://youtu.be/NUTXkDFvOOE
https://youtu.be/PVrjozFHCr4
https://www.webmd.com/sex/porn-addiction-possible
https://easypeasymethod.org/
https://yourbrainonporn.com/
https://nofap.com

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>>27423228
screenshotted for when XRP is made the standard by ZOG

>>27431124
the left suddenly looks better

>Buy REEF
>Profit

>>27431124
SEXUAL ATTRACTION
For me it's lefty

>>27430100
You haven't missed out yet fren. $22~ is nothing compared to what it will be.

>>27431124

>>27426071
he's just young and a newfag

>>27431362
For me it's the McChicken.

>>27431922
who the fuck are these ladies we gotta know

>>27432258
Christine Chandler from Ruckersville, Virginia.

>>27421981
disgusting saggy pancakes

>>27419599

buy GME in august 2020 lel. no honestly, constantly scour the internet for research on stonks, commodities, crypto etc, and get in early with a small position on any play that seems compelling and add to your position if the play gathers evidence/momentum.

what most people don't realize about the GME story is that it's actually a sophisticated thesis that has a long term bull case in addition to the short squeeze thesis, both of which has been around since at least mid 2020. I started entering after earnings in December and entered BIG after ryan cohen got on the board. tripled my port to 300k with a 30k position.

inb4 go back to plebbit, plebbit spacing etc. enjoy your bags late entry faggots I sold already

>>27431406
I want to believe.

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>>27431922
post the fucking names idiot

>>27422859
>Wignat detected

>>27420066
>no one checks
>no one refutes his sensible/logical argument
You hate to see it.

>>27421815
This. Girls this "hot" think they can just starfish because they're skinny and have D cup tits.
The chubby, busty girl, being not so attractive conventionally, knows how to ride the shit out of a cock while bouncing her (most likely large) tits in your face.

>>27419916
Mine is actually way hotter
>tall
>model
>influencer
Hate me all you want

>>27421207
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

>>27427549
99/1 probrobly

>>27421981
>>27431124
>>27431922
HOW MUCH GRT FOR THESE TWO FINE LASSES?

Unironically Muse will make you way more than 100k if you put that 20k in there and collect dividends from the nft dex.

10k BTC 5k DOT 5k ADA...your welcome

>>27422496
I'M FUCKING SICK OF THIS 'DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH' MEME. Do you people think there's some magical site that is immune from people trying to shill? Researching on /biz/ is as good as anywhere.

What is the best number of coins to own? I'm a poorfag and right now my portfolio is spread out over six different coins. I'm thinking I should consolidate my money in two or three at the most. Is that a good strategy for someone with less than 5k in assets?

>>27433354
Tay Estrada and Emily Ellanah

>>27419599
Put it all in HBAR. It'll be worth a million by EOY. Screencap this.

Maybe you could buy 20.000 1$ burguers and sell each one at 5$!!

>>27421927
about $1000 each a night

>>27434061
I bet you also think fat girls suck good dick
Have sex retard

>>27434061
>skinny and have D cup tits

45 year old virgin detected

Buy and hold BTC and ETH. Look into new coins that solve current issues in the crypto world or represent new technology. Do your own research before buying any crypto, don't just buy anything which is shilled here (we've all made that mistake). Make sure you understand how cryptocurrencies actually work and stay away from meme coins lol. The most important thing you can do at your age is to just save your money and limit your expenses.

Personally, I'm looking into the whole Stakenet Masternode business to see if it's a scam or not, but that seems to have a lot of potential from what I've read so far.

>>27419599
Just to be clear, while not impossible you are asking for a 5x of your total wealth in a year.
To understand how likely that would be, such a pace over 15 years would amount to 610 trillion dollars starting with 20k

Your expectations are unreasonable and will set you up for failure long term, even if you manage to succeed.

>>27434866
bluray money in brazil

>>27420066
This

>>27433025
What sort of places do you recommend for research? Wasn't Gamestop a literally who stock? How did you come to the conclusion it was worthwhile before the reddit memes?

Lum for you

>>27436158
What about that statement makes him sound like that? I don't understand this response.

t. 29 year old virgin

>>27435852
No, if you have that little in assets, you want to put it all in a few moonshots in hopes it grows bigtime. It's not so much about diversity but about market cap - moonshots have more room to grow than blue chips like BTC and ETH. Just be careful and make sure to buy at dips and sell at peaks/crabs, since hodling is a meme with too much survivor's bias.

>>27419599
i have a hot gf and she convinced me to quit my six figure job and sell my uni at $4 because she saw me getting stressed. never quit even if a hot girl tells you to. you will not be less stressed because you quit. only quit because it is the right decision.

Buy Request Network while it’s low, sell it when it’s high.

>>27422110
How is spending money on someone you care about burning it?

>>27419599
GIB SLUT MAIDS

NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>27436160
What about Chainlink? It's shilled here a lot, but it genuinely seems promising

>>27419599
i turned exactly $20k into $800k in 4 trades in 2020.

look for early shit that hasn't mooned. buy. wait. set sell target. sell when it hits it and don't fret about if it keeps going up. do it again.

i'd look into bonded finance DESU. still very low of a cap. will be huge.

DO NOT BUY ANYTHING THAT HAS PUMPED and for the love of god don't put it in ETH or BTC. you will just end up frustrated and want more.

https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x64c29aac69d3122f6e5531ceca1b753f95350af4

>>27423168
https://gyazo.com/7159874b9232fae4449ed7841a95c214

imagine wanting literal damaged unprotected mutant eyes you stupid waste of fucking oxygen

>>27437354
>DO NOT BUY ANYTHING THAT HAS PUMPED
God damn it this is so hard to resist.

>>27419599
Collect cans

>>27419762
go back faggot

>>27437354
And sell me on bonded finance while we're at it.

>>27437451
And it looks like my morning shit whats your point?

>>27437354
>DO NOT BUY ANYTHING THAT HAS PUMPED
Rubic already pumped, but is still $0.20. Is it worth getting in?

>>27437336
Yeah that's a hold for the long run, definitely get some.

>>27419599
what is your home board, newfag
if you are not a faggot I will give you my 10x