/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>27405067
now do one for black crime stats

>>27405216
It's just a straight line upwards

>>27405067
Topkek

>>27405067
This what happened today with XRP

FUDpilled, short interest still over 100.

>>27405067
Everytime I see the "'New Paradigm'!!!" I chuckle.

>>27405067
Wow it fits perfectly.

>>27405067
SHILL SLIDE THREAD
SAGE AND REPORT
TWO MORE WEEKS

>cryptokiddies trying to apply their bitcoin cycle to a squeeze

It's truly adorable. What pajeet coin is on the menu today?

>>27406115
So? Wanna place a bet on Trump winning the election? Short interest over 100 on that one too..

>>27405067
Fear starts tommorow

>>27405810
kek

>>27406115
>>27406218
how much do you guys have invested? i want a good laugh

>>27405216
>>27405810
yo! if you could invest in black criminality as a stock! trump would be my bitch!

>>27406355
I'd unironically short black criminality. I don't see them committing more crime with universal gibs.

>>27405067
I can't wait to buy the despair phase, regardless of when it happens. Fuckin discount city there, just like the bottom of March 2020.

>>27406482
>I don't see them committing more crime with universal gibs
they are already the main receivers of gibs

>>27406230
the chart has nothing to do with crypto lmao

>>27406115
massive cope, do you realize right now most shorts were done at the $300-$500 price range? Da joos closed their old shorts already, do you really think a few millions of reddit retards who just learned what shorting is last week can outsmart da joos? think again.

>>27406311
i lost track.
everyone's holding and that's why the volume is so low, but i bought 3,000 shares today so I can hold with everyone who isn't selling. going to tell all my friends to buy a lot too from everyone who isn't selling.

>>27405067
based

>>27406482
The Great Society Project is directly correlated with nigs making more crime. Gibs exacerbated it.

makes ya think, huh?

>>27405067
is there anything this chart cant do?

>>27406747

retarded zoomers I swear

>>27406286
Nice strawman, fuck off
>>27406311
I sold the switch my boyfriend's wife gave me to buy GME.
>>27406786
Source?

>>27407068
make you a woman. which you'll never be.

>>27405216
top kek

>I sold the switch my boyfriend's wife gave me to buy GME.

>>27406786
Repeat after me shill, Israel is not a real nation and the jews have no right to inhabit any nation

>>27405067
>implying that graph has worked in the clown market for any stock in particular

>>27406786
>da joos
In reality its me, a straight white professional day trader that is making the sick gains shorting your retail bubble.

>>27406926
I know it's beyond the minnow brain capacity of most people here, cause it involves looking like, 3 days ahead, but that illustrates one of the most important rules of stonks:
Gaps get filled 99% of the time.

>>27405067
Now

>>27405067
2008. We’re in the middle of the gamma squeeze faggots

>>27407589
the fear is starting kek

>>27405216
keked

>>27406903
you bought like $70k worth of this meme stock? yowza wowza bubowza

>>27406903
holy shit you are going to kill yourself when this crashed.
make sure to stream it

>>27406903
I hope you're black, because shits about to get bad for you. And I'm racist so that's why I hope you're black lol

>>27406926
this makes me physically ill bros

chart is very accurate...no sin to take profit and move on to new target

>he didn't sell at $500
>he didn't sell at $450
>he didn't sell at $400
>he didn't sell at $350
>he didn't sell at $300
You are here
>he didn't sell at $200
>he didn't sell at $100
>he didn't sell at $50

>>27408329
ground floor... you can't get it. it's not being sold. you're probably just jealous because you can't find any for sale...
>>27408346
it can't crash though? so no.
>>27408425
i know everyone on here is white, but fuck you mayo piece of shit.

>>27405067
Does somebody have the original image?

Why do non-cryptos even browse this board during non-active hours? It's asking for your brain to get injected with FUD propaganda.

>>27408857
>it can't crash though?
????

We should have age limits on investing.

>>27408891

>>27409857
>FUD propaganda.
cute name for financial advice lmao

>>27405067
Dead cat bounce. GME is dead. If you actually did this for the money. Sell first thing morning.

>>27410024
>giving financial advice to anonymous posters for free
You sure seem to be invested in the livelyhoods of people that I know you don't care about.
Go ahead and post your short positions since you're so sure it won't go up.

>>27410104
Sell right now are you crazy. GME opens at 100 tomorrow watch.

>>27406482
unless those gibs include a lifetime supply of xanax i wouldn't count on that

How many redditards, and therefore liberals, will commit suicide over this? Does it have the ability to impact future elections? Formula is biden immigration numbers - suicided redditors = new democratic vote count

>>27410255
I'm an extremely lonely day trader with no friends that wants to brag and shoot the shit about markets but doesn't want to affect his profits. Also I like being able to say nigger offhandedly.
Its not that hard to understand. If I was an esports pro on /v/ I'd give someone a tip or two.

>>27410344
>liberals use pepe
nice cogdis, gaslight me sempai.

Oh, the graph? Don't mind me, just dumping all my stocks so my buddies at melvin can pick up the tab so it looks like retail is selling.
Crabbing all day? Sudden drop after close? Hah, don't be ridiculous. Take your meds.

>>27410614
Nobody is gonna take financial advice on an unprecedented situation.

>>27410978
a bubble isnt an unprecedented situation its been happening since the 1600s

>>27405810
how to long nigger violence?

>>27410978
>Nobody is gonna take financial advice on an unprecedented situation.
This is completely precedented. Small caps short squeeze on public interest in vaporware all the time. Its the same shit.

>>27411305
>Its a store of value!

>>27405067
>I posted it again!
fuck off shill

>>27407710
Holy cope

>>27411746
misleading x axis spacing

bought at 53
sold at 410

thanks reddit!

>>27411996
not really just the 50 is printed too low. I think its an old graphic.

>>27413388
goddamn youre retarded

>>27406786
If most new shorts were done at $300-$500, and interest is still over 100%, doesn't that mean the smart thing to do is to hold until we go over $500, and to potentially squeeze the shorts for at least ten times that amount as a start?

>>27413649
o i c

>>27405216

>>27411439
suburban real estate, guns

>>27414771
Yeah but Haiti is only like 5.
Despite being both poor and the only successful slave revolution in human history.

>>27406482
they already have universal gibs, it's just disguised as a million + 1 different social programs that are effectively communism for everyone except you

>>27413976
Who is going to hold till its over 500?

>>27415358
I am.
Hope they get squeezed to destruction. Greedy fucks. I only have $5k in and wouldn't mind losing it all for all of it to burn.

Is there anyone here as naive as the fools on plebbit? the trade is OVER. it was an incredible trade - but your late to the party. As usual, normies have bought the hype at a major surplus without the fundamentals and accumulated some heavy bags in the process. I'm praying all retail traders get absolutely rekt by this shit.

>>27415831
Why would it go up from here?

>>27405067
THIS TIME IS DIFFERENT

>>27416263
didn't read, kys

>>27416351
Do you genuinely believe this is a crash? The same shit has been happening for the last four days and you're still asking this?

>>27406311
I bought 1 share at 290, I might sell at 100 if it doesn’t go up, but I lost $190 if that is the case. I’m financially ruined. Gonna take the money I have left and buy some rope

>>27416657
Thank you for this cohesive rebuttal, I withdraw my claims

>>27416722
Double top. This time its different

>>27406482
Israel is not a valid state

>>27405067
>hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
richer

>>27417598
I can't wait to sell you my AMC shares for $17 AGAIN and then buy them off of you for $10 AGAIN.

>>27417783
This time its different

>>27406926
I was in that thread
>charts don’t mean anything
BAHAHAHA the pure delusion. Everyone things that their bubble is different.

>>27418448
A bubble has inflated assets retard. This is a short squeeze.

apolgy bad english
where were u when squeez was squoze?
i was at house peeling potato when Piotr ring
"wsb is kil"
"no"

>>27418901
lol u tk him 2 da bar?

>>27416351
>they are obligate to buy back
>longs start fucking them
>this causes the stock to rocket
>retards FOMO
a tale as old as time

>>27405067

Thanks bro

You actually saved my ass and helped me realize a substantial profit.

>>27405067
zoom out

>>27418661
Its a bubble built on a short squeeze
You are telling people
>GME TO 10,000!!!!
Ergo, people buy it thinking it will be worth 10,000. Same with every other asset bubble. The underlying difference between this and a real short squeeze is that fundamental reason for the shorts hasn't changed, nor has sentiment.
Basically you've built the perfect short. Well done.

>>27419219
>>they are obligate to buy back
they can stay solvent longer than you can meme
>>longs start fucking them
longs can finally exit their bags. Like Must just did for a 1.1 billion profit.

>>27414771
186

>>27406676
Hate to burst your bubble anon but the highest recipients of welfare in the United States on average are literally poor white people. You know, because rampant poverty in a country that pretends to be first world.

>>27422341
>but the highest recipients of welfare in the United States on average are literally poor white people
now do it per-capita, nigger