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27398795 No.27398795 [Reply] [Original]

"Oh this is how investing works. You just buy stock and become rich. Trust me, I get all my advice from reddit".

We tried warning you, and ya just didn't listen. This is GM FUCKING E STOCK, this isn't Volkswagen, this is GameStop. Imagine thinking this worthless shit was ever going to hold. Get the fuck out now while you still can.

>> No.27399815
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facebook is supposed to be 750b$
but 5000 video game stores can't be more than 30b$?

Fuck off kike

>> No.27399906

>>27398795
say you bought the stock for $375 and now it is $235, do you owe someone money to pay it all back? asking for a friend

>> No.27399935

>>27398795
the hedge fund cries out in pain trying to avoid the squeeze

>> No.27399995

Thank you for your absolute concern over my money Shlomo. I think I'll hold on to this stock though out of curiosity if nothing else.

>> No.27400011

>>27399906
You are stupid. This is seriously who is holding?

>> No.27400061

GET IN CLF QUICK

>> No.27400084

>>27399815
You sir, are a complete fucking idiot.

>> No.27400204

>>27399906
No, no you don't, unless you short

>> No.27400228

>>27400011
It's millions of kids and young adults who are about to learn the hard way.

>> No.27400463

>>27399906
No why would you think that. 375 was dutily removed from your account no?

>> No.27400524

>>27399906

Don't listen to them, they are trying to fuck with you.

Yes you owe money. Go to your nearest GameStop and present to them the $140 or you will begin getting letters in the mail asking for it back. I'm serious this is no game.

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>>27398795
This you?

>> No.27400696

>>27398795
Everyone plays video games. Only a handful of people drive a volkswagen.

>> No.27400799

>>27399906
The IRS actually owes YOU money, if you sold it at a loss you can claim it on your taxes as a loss.

>> No.27400844

>>27398795
Show nose.

>> No.27400944
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>>27398795
Glad I sold this morning before Bobo got hungry enough to leave his cave. Cant wait to see redditniggers and normies get mauled

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>>27400640
>>27400844
I'm guessing you losers are holding GME? I genuinely can't wait for this to implode. You kids honestly deserve to lose all your lunch money.

>> No.27401333

>>27401097
present your phallus like nose

>> No.27401820

>>27401333
Found another zoomer holding GME. Make sure you at least learn something from this experience.

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Its going down down down

>> No.27402228

>>27398795
stole this from /r/options

>I did some thinking and I now think in the era of options, traditional short squeezes are no longer possible.
>I think Melvin Capital's original short position is actually consisted of writing calls: infinite downside & limited upside - but you also get to collect pennies from theta decay. Now that they have exited their original position, new shorts have piled in by writing new calls.
>Now that Implied Volatility is through the roof, I'm guessing the new shorts just need to sit on the $300 line and collect theta tokens. Since no one shorts the traditional way anymore, there is no natural mechanism that will force the shorts out of their position.
>If retail interest returns with a vengeance, sure, those shorts could be dislodged from $300 and take massive losses. However, they can simply form up a new line at $400 and repeat the process.
>Right now the short team is waiting out retail longs while collecting their theta tokens. Buying new options (call or put) is a bad deal due to astronomical IV.

Guys, time to cut your losses!

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>> No.27402522

>>27398795
Almost bought back in this morning but stopped myself and instead jerked off, good choice desu

>> No.27402883
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Redditors on suicide watch this week

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>> No.27403044

This is the funny part where the bagholders start realizing who they are

>> No.27403191

>>27400084
I like video games. I buy video game stock. Makes sense to me

>> No.27403257

>>27399815
>Facebook: $11B in net income, growing company, $750B
>Gamestop: $200MM net income, dying company, $20B
>1.8% of Revenue, 2.7% of valuation
You don't see? Are you retarded? 67% more value ratio-wise as a dying retail brick and mortar vs a tech & advertising behemoth.

>> No.27403551

Some of those reddit fags are definately going to jail lol. Probably dfv is the easiest target. Wonder if he sold out yet.

>> No.27403553

>>27399815
Facebook actually have high margins, dumbfucks hand over their data for free and Zuck sells it for billions. Game stores are low margin, they make pennies and everyone is going digital now.

>> No.27403827

>>27399906
just hold, you are winning

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At this point it's redditors holding against redditors

>> No.27404998

>>27399906

Do you owe people for other shit you buy outright that loses value? Jesus, fucking retards I swear.

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I'm only in for a few hundred, nothing can't afford to lose, just here for the memes and who knows maybe it will squeeze big time

>> No.27405639

>>27398795
thanks for the hodl signal mevinlet

>> No.27405826

>>27399906
no, it is essentially a trade, you pay $375 for a stock, if the price goes down you still own that stock. You only have to pay if goes down if you put a long on it

>> No.27406059

>>27398795
lol and yet you can only buy one gamestop share at a time, you can only buy one amd at a time, and you can only buy one PSLV on robinhood at this time.

Fear, uncertainty, doubt. Nice try melvins. I work for a living, I don't predate on the fucking working class, I AM the working class. I put my money into savings, stonks, gold, silver, bitcoin, so fuck outta here, because I never look at the value of it. I'm not even thinking of retiring any time soon, and like you wall street bitches always say, the stock market always gives better returns over time than any savings in the bank. So you really think I'm gunna panic and sell anything right now? Bitch please, I still got my paycheque coming in, I still working unlike you useless parasite scum of wallstreet.

>> No.27406228

>>27399815
GO BACK

>> No.27406331

>>27399906
>all the spoonfeeding replies to this bait

this board is normie central now. this whole goddamn industry is normie central. I bet half the posters in this thread are active on tiktok

time to learn blackjack i guess.

>> No.27406754

>>27403043
500k loss

Lmaoooooo now is the time when a seasoned investor would know EXACTLY what to do. Too bad all these zoomers who thought magic vidya game stock are up shits creek without a paddle. Anyone with half a brain could've seen this coming a mile away.

>> No.27406773

explain this, shill
>https://twitter.com/Kephrii/status/1356293164580155396

>> No.27406861

>>27406773
>*I am not a financial advisor*

>> No.27406922

>>27398795
Funniest part is Melvin buying my shares at $5000. Literally bankrupting company and they pay 100's of billions for it.

>> No.27406952

Wish I could sell when it was 444, last digit I got from broker before they stopped to market. I had 130K then.. I've done som swing trading and pulled out totally at 90k.

I don't got hopes for this after thursdays display.

I wonder if it dips below 100 tomorrow?

>> No.27407082

>>27406861
it means they're unlicensed

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>>27403043
>>27406754
>>27401959
>>27398795
>0.2 SLV has been added to your account

>> No.27408102

>>27407677
>1.4 COPE has been returned

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>>27408102
>Pink ID

>> No.27409344

>>27408469
for your inevtiable pink wojak