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My parents gave me 1,000 euros to invest and learn about investing. Help me out bros what do I do to impress them?

>> No.27398753

>>27398618
Buy some hot cheap crypto

>> No.27398833

Uni is the safest solid bet

>> No.27398881

>>27398618
BAO.

>> No.27399043

>>27398618
Buy RSR and RBC.

>> No.27399078

>>27398618
Buy PRQ
Hold 6 month

>> No.27399179

>>27398618
Shota coin.

>> No.27399265

All in bao

>> No.27399333

>>27398618
Buy some gold, I'm sure they'll love that because they're retarded boomers

>> No.27399364

>>27398618
Buy SILVER and a sage to put it in

>> No.27399437

>>27399078
this

>> No.27399454

All in on Digibyte

>> No.27399477

>>27399333
checked

>> No.27399602

>>27398618
Whatever you do, DYOR, use stop losses, and trade what you see, not what you want to happen

>> No.27399652

Become a pimp.

>> No.27399667

>>27398618
Buy NOK and HODL

>> No.27399738

>>27398618
Hasbro

>> No.27399810

>>27398618
You are young, so 30y treasury bonds will do just fine.

>> No.27399816

just buy xrp so you can learn all the lessons at once

>> No.27399870

>>27398618
GME you fucking idiot.

>> No.27400002

>>27399816
All the salt...
Are your bags too heavy?

>> No.27400010

>>27398618
>buy a quarter kilo of cocaine
>get about 15 girls addiccted to it
>pimp them out to cover their addiction
>????
>make $10k a day

>> No.27400039

>>27398618
Parsiq, Uni, stinky linkies, ethereum, monero, all good buys.

>> No.27400128

You have to be over 18 to post here

>> No.27400215

all in on Shiba my man

>> No.27400360

>>27398618
>inb4 boomer
ETFs would be a better option than shit coins and PMs. Assuming you're at home, with few bills and you're effectively using someone else's money. Lower risk, growth, etc.

>> No.27400392

Literally just buy BTC and wait for this seasons push

No swinging, no shitcoins, no mooning pajeets

You're welcome

>> No.27400660

>>27398618
Invest in a decent hooker to lose your virginity to then you can make investment decisions based on future value rather than impressing your boomer parents

>> No.27400706

>>27398618
all in qlc chain

>> No.27400811

>>27400392
this but put 25% in ETH

>> No.27400814

>>27398618

Put in all in gamestonk today - Pull it out tomorrow evening for an easy 2x

>> No.27400816

>>27398618
Put it in a long term savings account at your local bank anon! reap the rewards 50 years from now

>> No.27400913

>>27398618
All in DOGE.

>> No.27401125

>>27400811
We all know eth needs to fucking drop.

It also needs to fuck right off. Gas fees are at times pure retarded.

Give us a replacement already

>> No.27401326

>>27401125
still a more safe play this cycle than most other alts

>> No.27402125

It's always surprising to see how irrelevant Euro companies are in American markets. Looking through the Euronext and FTSE, there are only 10ish companies that have a meaningfully-sized presence in America.

>> No.27403334

>>27398618
All in Nano

>> No.27404135

>>27400392
>wait for this seasons push
explain pls

>> No.27404192
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27404192

>>27399333
checked
O_O

>> No.27404271

>>27398618
NOK

>> No.27404494

>>27402125
I think it might be a cultural thing, America is a big cultural influence on the rest of the west and also most European countries already have 100's of years of their individual countries culture so they don't commit so much to the whole corporate + consumer culture.

>> No.27404652

>>27398618
SHIBA's up for a x8 or so, impress them with nice gains. that's all they need

>> No.27405004

LINK, BTC, ETH, AKASH, PRQ, ATOM, UNI, DOT will all be worth way more than current prices in the future. It doesnt get any easier

>> No.27405112

>>27404271
this

>> No.27406430

>>27398618
>buy PLTR
>wait 10 years
>15% profit