/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>27389201

>>27388896
First for ARKK beating inflation today

>just found out about quarterly taxes

why is the IRS so uncomfy bros? I just wanna make a lot of money

Reminder that pajeet larping soijack spammer is a poorfag that only buy fractional shares of bioshit stocks.

Jesus Christ BCRX is still at it.

>>27388896
>I'm not making more than +2% today
I sure do hope i beat inflation today

YOU PUSH IT

thoughts on NAK?

>>27389374
Also holy shit I might finally exit my hole today

what does /cmg/ stand for?

>>27389641
suprise and suspense

>>27389521
That japan announcement really did wonders, damn.

Anyone bullish on VXRT?

>>27389760
Country Music General, pardner.

>>27389641
It's a based hold

>>27389760
Cum Milking General

>>27389760
cunny makes (me) gooey.

>>27389760
cunny market general

The horse just keeps going

>>27389352
kek, that had to be pasta right? although fidelity is profiting bigly from this

>>27389760
Coom Master General

>>27389836
Based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O85KEIxD3sw

>>27389760
Crab Market General

>Bought AMC at around 12
>Just sold most for almost 15
>Put that back into KOLD, who's hitting a huge dip
>Will get back into AMC when it dips below 10 again this week

>>27389835
Ironically it took the news 6 days to kick in.

>>27389760
>/cmg/
>cannabis market general

>>27389888
>>27390027
HorseChads only know how to win.

knew i should have picked up amd this morning

>>27389464
judaism

>>27390127
cannabis market is anything but comfy desu

>>27390060
>mfw

>>27390127
dickhead you dont even hold canna stock anymore

>>27388896
Lol you can't stop people from posting in your stupid general. I have zero idea what cmg stands for or what you mean by a non-friend, but fuck you. I'm shitting in your thread, fuck you.

>>27390253
>cannabis is as comfy as 4U

>>27390451

>college student but taking year off to coronita
>living in paid off family home so no expenses besides food
>been claiming unemployment since last year
>10x my money in the stock market so far

u-uhm is this allowed

why is everything so green? very suspicious

>>27390329
see>>27390551
why are my frens making me feel uncomfortable?

300% gain in two days feeling so good

>>27388896
i had a good day

>>27390660
Legit same thing I am doing except I am not taking time off for school. Just don't tell people you are white or else they will you think you didn't earn it.
>you found a loophole in the system
>welcome to the club

>>27390660
Your asshole is about to get stretched by the taxman anon

>>27389836
dang right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQ74BwEwOJY

Anyone here into pennystocks? What do u recommend?

>up 10%
what happened to bobo havent seen him in a while since he walked off with that piece of rope

>Non-burger frens
>'Muricans who don't live in the wang
I've been waiting for over an hour now

>>27391243
I recommend not touching those piles of shit, but if you're too poor to buy anything else, just buy percentages of actual growth stocks.

>>27391243
>OPTI
>P
>T
>I

>>27391259
"Length of rope" would've been the appropriate construction there fren

>>27391279
Is the system just really old or are there that many people unemployed?

>>27391368
>I recommend not touching those piles of shit, but if you're too poor to buy anything else, just buy percentages of actual growth stocks.
Percentages, you mean fractional shares right? And what growth stocks?

Just hit a big milestone, so close to that 5 figures club

Does anyone here do day trading? Newfag just dipping my toes into investing. Just doing experiments with small amount of money. Wanted to see if I could ride the ups and downs of dogecoin but RH is still restricting it. Seems like you need very active and volatile stocks to buy low/sell high on a consistent basis. I've had plenty of advice from anons saying not to try it, but I want to. Any good stocks to try this on? Just to play with $50 and see if I can get into the rythym.

SAVA quietly mooning these last few weeks. Pretty sure a majority of people sold at $7.

I went hard on silver stocks on thirsday, and am being rewarded right now, but that means no no buying until next week at the least. Any good shills you guys have? Otherwise may grow some positions I already have.

I miss anime butt posting.

is it a good idea to place all of your spare cash you dont plan on using (including for covered puts) in QYLD until you need to peel some out?

>>27390603
I'm 25. Not a zoomer.

>>27391437
too many neetfags i think. everystate UI system is fucked out the wazoo

BCRX Shill really did a number on the r*ddit normies. They're all on there spamming "biowar!!11!". But whatever, profit is profit.

>>27391437
>Ron Desantis doesn't want to give people federal money or their MAXIMUM 250$/WK benefits

>PLNHF

>>27391279
>reemployment assistance

>>27391368
WKHS was a penny stock when I bought it. I've made most of my money from pennystocks. You just have to be way more in depth in your research.

WKHS ceiling at 40, dump soon

>>27391866
>getting a higher education while putting my neet bux into the clown market
>brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>27391980
there is no ceiling

>>27391885
That's true, I just automatically assume pennystock = pharma gamble. Which I have been burned enough times by to know not to touch anymore
>>27391614
Yes fractional shares. And as for what to buy I can't tell you, you're going to have to find one that fits your time scale.

>>27392098
they've literally never breached 40

>>27391885
+1.

>>27392098
>>27391980
WKHS is a swing stock. Once it crabs for two days, it's time to sell and wait for it to bottom out. It bvottomed around $20 in the past, but this GMEME faggotry pulled it up last week before it could reach a proper bottom.

good pennys:
>opti
>sndl (but not at current price)
>abml

>>27392190
>And as for what to buy I can't tell you, you're going to have to find one that fits your time scale.
Oh I see. By growth stocks I thought you meant agriculture lol

>>27391885
Thx

fren chan

>>27392342
As long as it keeps being spammed in smg it will be fine..

It's the top isn't it?

>>27392190
Pharma can be a non-gamble if you're willing to read the results they published and actually analyze them. It's not that hard.

>>27391765
This is beyond cringe.

What can I expect /cmg/bros?

>>27391980
Hold your horses.

>>27392456
Oh yeah, I forgot that /smg/ has at least 8 figures of sum assets, and the people are easily convinced by just spamming the symbol name :^)

>>27392537
Up, down or sidways.

AQB AQB AQB

>>27392537
good company

>>27392537
All good , then massive red dumps

>>27392433
based

>>27392537
If we didn't have the dip last week, I'd said it will drop after earnings even if they crashed their estimates. Tech stocks were so over pumped that (or "priced in") that almost all of them dropped after earnings.

>>27392476
ahahahahahha how is this guy still going? A literal manchild.

I know you're out there CLF tranny, it's almost time for the daily CLF right over the cleveland cliffs dumpening.

>>27392342
this, 20.50 has been where i've bought 2 or 3 three times

>>27392748
that's why kids love him

>>27392636
>near the bottom of a dump
Alright this might be worth getting into now

>>27392592
they just need to feel like they are a part of something, then you make your own shills its like MLM

>>27392679
>>27392537
nvm, I misread your post. You're gonna get ass-raoed.

>>27392850
Retards like this are raising the next generation. Absentee parenting is the end of us.

>>27392748
You answered your own question. His audience is the same gremlins as him

>>27392841
Same. I was pretty angry when it started to go up because "muh shorts". I thought it would immediately drop back, but now I realize that I underestimated the "HORSEY XD XD" retard momentum.

>>27392480
I agree, but can't argue with the money. I have a feeling r*ddit will fuel more people on to pump it tomorrow.

>>27392946
correct. universal internet/television access ruined the west.

>>27392721
I agree that tech is overinflated but BABA is still down from Nov and AMZN has been crabbing for 2 quarters.
Paypal is the only one I'm concerned about but hopefully BTC has pumped their books.

>>27392871

Does this accurately list all the stocks that exist on the market?

https://finviz.com/screener.ashx

Want to be extrasure

why the fuck do I not actually get the premium when I sell covered calls. It just keeps repricing the option but I never receive the cash until expiration
What is this jew shit

>>27393155
Why? You didn't find something you were looking for?

>>27393246
strange, what broker? using fidelity and i get the credit immediately, and can spend it instantly too. however, i dont get a closed position on my account until expiration of course
not using margin account either

>>27393062
only because it opened up the floodgates for totalitarian jewish media control, and let kikes micro-target propaganda to specific population segments. if facebook were made by a gentile, it'd be a decent place.

>>27392995
this whole thing has me spooked so im sitting out for a while. hope stuff dumps/returns to 'normal' once the meme is over desu

>>27393394
TD

If heaven ain't a lot like Dixie
I don't wanna go
If heaven ain't a lot like Dixie
I'd just as soon stay home
If they don't have a Grand Ole Opry
Like they do in Tennessee
Just send me to hell or New York City
It would be about the same to me

I've got wild honey trees and crazy little weeds
Growin around my shack
These dusty roads ain't streets of gold
But I'm a happy right where I'm at
All these pretty little southern belles
Are a country boy's dream
They ain't got wings or halos
But they sure look good to me

I got fucked on Friday. Been too scared to look at my portfolio since.

I need AMD to pump back to $91 before the week is out or I'll lose out on my calls.

>>27393110
Does Paypal even have a future? It feels like there's a thousand other companies that do exactly what they do but better.

IS PLTR gonna dip and let me in or what

>>27393429
>if facebook were made by a gentile, it'd be a decent place
>twitter

>>27393541
Did you get fucked, and not in a good way?
Where is the duck poster?

>>27393541
And not in a good way?

>>27393554
it dipped at 10am bro..

>>27393541
How much money do you have on those calls anon?

>>27393520
call them and ask maybe?

>>27393477
Same. I've rotated to other swing plays already.

>>27393593
Jack is a druggie faggot.

Trying to stay on the right side of things for you guys, but you know me, sometimes I gotta go left.

>>27393274
No, I’m just paranoid it might not have something I should look at

>>27393705
NO i wan it under 25. I missed it at 10

>>27393912
NOOOOOO CRAB-SAMA DON'T SNIB MEEEEEEEE AIIIEEEEEEEEEEE I KNEEL

Rate my portofolio :^)

>>27393777
It feels like this just how they do it, it added profit to the shares and reduced the cost basis appropriately. What ever

>>27393737
>>27393660
Aye, not in a good way. On the other hand, I saw a cute girl for the second time on Sunday so it helped me forget. She is pretty.

>>27393737
$400, not much.

I'm mostly just that it killed my streak. I was doing +200% on my first two weeks investing because AMD, NET and INTC were good to me on their earnings.

>>27393932
What are your filters?

https://rumble.com/vcrrlv-welcome-to-the-rice-fields-.html

Fren Reporting in

>>27394165
Diworsified/10

>>27394226
>options
> I was doing +200% on my first two weeks
The first one's free.

>>27392476
the top for meme stocks this retard is shilling was last week

I sold everything before the dip, now I fomoed in again with 40% of my cash.

I hope I didn't fuck up, still averaged down though

>>27392476
If the Fed wasn't buying 120b in bonds every month, I'd say ya but no we're far from it

>>27393554
It dipped -7% earlier today

I'm so upset I didn't buy in Friday because of the VIX.
Had some much shit I could've bought at a discount and now I don't want to today.
Also I like these threads while there's too much newfaggotry going in.

>>27393942
Wait till lock up then, It'll probably go to maybe 20ish depending on how many insiders sell

SalmonCHADS... I don't feel so good

cmon PLTR hit that green, you can do it buddy

>>27394667
Why fomo in when everything is up?

Also, thoughts in FEYE earnings? Is it going to dump regardless like my other holdings?

>>27395026
Don't hide. Just buy.

>>27394868
I didn't either, but in hindsight it was evident that monday will be green.

The market was depressed by the GMEME shit, and the liquidity problems at some clearing houses. This was solved over the weekend, and everything we sprung back to the usual "stocks only go up, because the fed made it illegal for them to go down".
All the fucking doomers who were super loud all weekend are eerily silent now.

>>27393777
I figured it out. It adjusted my earnings for that stock and adjusted the cost basis but didn’t credit anything to account value which I assume only is changed at expiration (cash from covered calls is secured)
if you care lol

>>27389641
Has potential. Sold some this morning. Hoping for a dip to buy more.

Alright what is the EOD play

>>27395488
Go to the GME shill thread and laugh at them

>>27395026
Because stocks I bought, HLX and BEST were still down.
>>27395218
Kicking myself for getting fearful over BQ. I sold the top, but it rocketed right back up today.

What do you call this graph?

If I have the right to buy 15000 shares of CLF for $10 each share by 2023, what is my profit when CLF goes to $50 this summer?

>He didn't buy CLF

LOL

>>27392537
>lists symbols
>no positions
im gonna assume your a gay bear and your shorts are gonna be eaten

>>27395557
You don't think it'll pump after market like it has last week?

>>27395254
sucks, that's pretty gay, means you cant do anything with that money, you have to sell some of your shares to get the premium freed up

>>27394165
I hope you're around 7 figures

If this is the promised land,
I've had all I can stand,
And I'm headed back below that Dixie line
Well I just don't fit in,
And I'll never come back again,
I'm busted here with Dixie on my mind,
Oh, I'm stuck up here and I got Dixie on my mind.

These people never smile or say a word,
They're all too busy tryin' to make an extra dime,
Oh I'd love to haul 'em all down around Spartanburg,
And show 'em how to raise hell in Carolina.

>>27395559
I got fucked this week, biz

>>27395218
Lol.

>>27395558
Ah okay that makes sense.

>>27395793
Yeah exactly. Oh well

>>27395559
The biomeme

>>27395488
ACEV, semiconductor SPAC, still <$11, and they added options today

>>27394382
pls no bully, I'm learning

POST HORSES

looking for more dips to buy before the market closes, any suggestions?

>>27395791
It doesn't matter. It's fun to laugh at them and get easy (YOU)s.
If it goes down more tomorrow then I'll laugh even harder.

>>27396053
What's your target price for entry, anon?

>>27396177
OLLI

>Tax Straddle
>A practice in which two futures or options contracts, one expected to gain and one expected to lose, are sold in two different tax years. The contract expected to lose is sold at the end of one tax year while the one showing a gain is sold at the beginning of the following year. This is done in order to avoid taxation on a futures or option until the following year. This was formerly a common practice until the IRS began to require that all open positions be treated as if they were closed on the last day of the tax year for tax purposes.

Does anyone do something similar here? Maybe not US fags. I've looked up the tax code in my country and this loophole still exists.

I should buy TSM

sick of these kikes /biz/

>>27396117

>>27396053
God fucking damnit, seeing Jahy always reminds me if I haven't fapped today.

>>27396268
Even their suppliers are coming to Arizona.
https://www.bizjournals.com/phoenix/news/2021/01/20/taiwan-semiconductor-suppliers.html

I fomod the chink scamstock too... It better hit 11$ again and Q4 better not be shit...

someone redpill me on GTE bls

>>27396117

>>27396360
i did over lunch to the blondadobo x hornyhiking 4some

>>27396053
Apeing in now

>>27396250
Well SPACs don't really go below $10 unless something tragic happens, I think anything under $11 is pretty low risk

>>27396360
Kek. My gf rode me till I came this morning but it's just depressing knowing I'll never experience that semen demon Jahy

>>27396053
yup, dropping 2-3k in at close

>>27396494
>3dpd
Disgustang.

>ze boot ze poomp?

>>27396744
i need the audio while looking at doujins m8.
hentai kinda sucks

>>27396683
I just imagine Jahy when fucking my wife desu. This might be some mental issue, but I couldnt care less

The risk with SPACs is the opportunity ocst (and the daily 3% inflation) of the eternal crabbing.

>>27396683
I WANT TO FUCK THIS ANIME GIRL AND WHOEVER IS POSTING HER AS A REWARD FOR BRINGING ME MUCH MONEY

>>27396177
FB, all price targets are 300+

>>27396683
>depressing knowing I'll never experience that semen demon Jahy
If your girlfriend gets a tan, she can look like that. Possibly hair dye too.

>>27396683
>gf
Out

>>27396912
For that I have some bookmarks on mommyless with some questionably legal girls softly moaning. I just hate hardcore. Only read wholesome hentai too.

>>27396683
aped in 300 shares
good damn you Jahy poster, I don't know if I want to coom more to your posts or the gains

I just remembered I have a deposit coming into my broker after hours today. Gonna call up my female broker and tell her to put it all into Cunny Futures.

>>27396608
Grats fren, wagmi

>>27396717
Based

>>27396924
Mmmm fair senpai, to both statements. My gf is aryan looking so it is difficult to imagine her as Jahy.

>>27396927
We don't usually fuck people who bring us money Anon, well not the way people around here tend to get fucked anways.

>>27397024
see above

>>27397063
Why am I not allowed to have a prospectus wife for when I make it so I can start a family Anon?

>>27396379
New plants, Apple, AMD, Tesla, now even Intel for their GPUs and the 3nm process apparently
Fuck it, I'm buying TSM this month

>>27395244
Tbh I’m nervous about the market now that dumb money is getting excited. When the normies start circulating memes about buying share with shorts at 20 something percent of float, I’d call it a bad sign.

>>27396683
I'm reading up on ACEV and the prospects look very good for it.
>The company is expected to see revenue of $157.6 million in fiscal 2021, representing year-over-year growth of 50%. Achronix has a backlog of $160 million worth of deals and $1.1 billion in identified pipeline opportunities.
In your opinion, do you think it really has this much potential?

Speaking of penny stocks, does anyone know when ABML is getting listed on the NASDAQ?

>>27388896
Turned -$200 on Saturday into a +$150 weekend net. Rolled a chunk back into crypto. Feels comfy man.

>markets aren't more scared of the silver pump
This time will totally be different permabulls, it's a new paradigm, we never ever need to go back to a commodity based currency again. You've unironically figured out the secret of infinite wealth. Congrats on this amazing feat.

>>27397384
>He has served as Senior Vice President and General Manager of CDMA Technologies (QCT) at Qualcomm, Inc., a provider of wireless technology and services.
Nice SPAC CEO & Chairman you got there (unironically).

>>27388896
>recovering from last weeks giga dumps
At least the GMEfags are getting dabbed on now

>>27395244
I sold all my UVXY and am stacking more. You should be more scared, this is a blow off top. Inflation doesn't do shit when a bubble pops.

>>27397674
Cope bobo you were crying all weekend about the sky falling.

>>27389760
Cute male general obviously.

>>27397674
>>27397945


>>> THE BEAR WILL LEAVE ITS CAVE FOREVER

>>27397416
Let them do it. They aren't the ones pumping this market. The money the normies bring because of the shortmemes is peanuts compared to the eternal QE the Fed is doing.

(Normies doing stocks is a sell sign because they are ususally the last ones to join the pumping party, and once that's over, everything plummets. Now it will be over when the Fed says it's over)

>>27396683
I think I'm going to save this image

>>27397843
Scared? Why?

>>27397674
sky is not falling bobo

>>27397384
>aryan looking
What's the problem then?

>>27395646
My bad.
>BABA @ 264.12
>AMZN @ 3326.65
>PYPL @ 250.3
>GOOG @ 1913.78
All long. Got fucked last week but I'm recovering.

>>27397945
I held UVXY calls since Monday and sold most of it at 15.10, loading up more now on this nice 15% dip

>>27397843
>>27397674
>stocks went up, so they have to come down.
See: >>27398096

The inflation's gonna be a bitch tho. At least it will eat into dumb wealth.

>>27398207

Post end of day investments (so i can steal them)

The dollar being up half a percent while markets rally is a little suspect.

>>27397416
Their diamond hands are going down with the GME ship. I wouldn't worry about it.

>>27398301
That pic is incredibly cursed.

>>27398231
The second from the left is a qt tbqh

>>27391146
I ain't nothin but a simple man
They call me an autist I reckon that I am
But there's things going on
That make me mad down to the core.

I have to work like a dog to make ends meet
There's crooked hedgies and corruption on Wall Street
And I'm madder than hell and I ain't gonna take it no more

We pay our taxes and play by the rules
Then some hedge fund manager takes us all for fools
The SEC slap him on the wrist and then turn him back out on the town.

Now if I had my way with people sellin shorts
I'd take a big tall tree and a short piece of rope
I'd hang 'em up high and let 'em swing 'til the sun goes down

>>27398093
Oh shit. Is Trump actually coming back??

>>27398207
Because the fed and Gov hasn't actually done anything vastly inflationary. It's literally all can kicking debt cycles that just get shorter and shorter as liquidity crunches start hitting faster and faster, until they actually truly decide to print away the debt we are in a bubble. People are anticipating inflation, but it's also likely they will just soft collapse the dollar reserve system and equities go into a death spiral.

>>27398478
extremely based

>>27398301
All in
C_F Cunny Futures

>>27398310
thats because the rugpull on equities is tomorrow
>dow 1%
>nasdaq 2.5%
>sp500 1.7%
.
.
.
>vix still at 30
you didnt buy the bull trap, right anon?

Oh fuck me, why didn't I buy the BQ dip.

I want to rope

>>27398505
Trust the plan

>67 posters
Ohhhh yeah. I’m feeling pretty comfy right now.

>>27397240
Por que no los dos? You should cum to both at the same time.

>>27397446
I only invest in things I believe in Anon, that way I can just hold until they profit.

>>27397676
Yeah it's a fucking gem

>>27398098
I'd expect nothing less.

>>27398231
The problem is she'll never look like Jahy! Although I am pretty stoked at the genetic prospects

sour hour???

>>27398478
Based and blessed.

>>27398670
Awooooga!

Please sirs what is her name? Where can I invest to help the missus?

>>27398761
>stoked at the genetic prospects
You getting a hybrid?

>>27389600

Wayne Static Ded

His Roastie porno wife too

SAD!

>>27398835
You and the rest of wall street and tech ceos should invest in her revolutionary company, Theranos!

>>27398761
>I only invest in things I believe in Anon, that way I can just hold until they profit.
Makes sense. I appreciate you sharing the info as well as the subsequent replies, anon.

Thirdworld poorfag anon here
Just went from 2 figures to 3 figures

>>27398801
Probably. Don't care though. I'm comfy.

>>27398835
>Where can I invest to help the missus?
Private prisons stocks :^)

>>27398801
no, EXPLOSION hour

>>27399280
Congrats anon

>>27392476
absolutely

>>27398761
Have you looked at BTWN? I think ACEV looks pretty fucking interesting.

>>27399280
you made it baby

PLTR its ok buddy, you'll get em next time. don't worry about it

I am drunk lads.

SOXL through 560 like butter

>>27398478
Uhhhh hello, based dept.?

>>27399369
Spats are God tier. Imagine.

So the AMC/GME cancer has spread to local imageboards as well. I made a thread about AMC before the pop, it was alright. However nowadays if you say people should you get called a kike, nigger or salty about missing out.

Are GME holders q-tards?

>>27399606
>bought TSM instead of SOXL
It's still up, but I kinda regret it.

>>27398761
What's teh timeline on ACEV? I mean there are theese jewberg rumors, but realistically?

>>27396212
I sold for a loss and bought puts. If it crashes I get rich with the hedgies.

>>27399919
It's become a weird sorta cult. It's fucking odd.

>>27400062
Bagholders are a mental disorder, that takes years to process the pain and learn to move past it. Until such a time passes, they are firmly in the denial stage of accepting their (financial) death

>>27399919
its /pol/ tier
>you will never be a woman
>dialate
>shill cuck sneed

/biz/ flavored
>melvin shill
>hedgie

Same shit different boards. I hate redditors so much, soon they will spill out to the good boards. I wish Hiro would just pull the plug on this place.

>>27390826
I stay away from SPACs, sounds like kikery to me, but good on ya.
Any other upcoming plays?

soxl and tqqq are comfy holds

>>27400053
confirmed merger via spactrack, i don't know about dates though

>>27399919
>>27400062
It's a mass movement. Losers who don't value themselves fall into mass movements to feel alive. I think this movement can last two more big targets before it fizzles out.

>>27400237
>oh, i dun doo dat
By da whey, when nex moons?

>>27400285
Watching SOXL in a blanket is peak cozy

>>27400044
Got a nice 527 average but AG washed out all my gains so eh

>>27400227
You know this is pretty right. Getting pyramid scammed usually has at least some bag holders still believing in it

Weird shit, then again they targed most vulnerable so it makes sense

>>27399132
Not really, I'm predominantly White. My dads 100% german, my mom is 75% Scotich/Irish and 25% Cree. The gf is 100% Scandinavian

>>27399162
Well yeah, it's super fucking comfy in here rn, I'm happy we found a safe space. My strategy is pretty much undervalued companies in emerging markets.

>>27399474
Not extensively. Wanna spoon feed us a little? I'll check it out afterhours

Also, for clarity, I'm a Jahy poster, but not THE Jahy poster. I don't want him to think I'm stealing his thunder or impersonating him or anything.

>>27400232
8 chan was fucking great until they got shoa'd. I miss my brit/pol/ frens. The biz board there is dead but I'm not sure we could revive it. Probably easier to just wait out the retards here.

>>27400316
I have to bookmark spactrack.

>>27400470
And BQ hit 11. I really wish I had bought in at 8.7

Fuck me, just kill me

>>27399919
When people started framing it as some kind of social movement it got bizarre

>>27399919
Leddit has basically made bagholding into a meme. Bagholding is now a virtous rebellion against the elite.
Peak chromosome.

>>27400517
theres always a handful of similar posters. i remember a month ago there were like 10 CLFtrannies when the stock was mooning

>>27399919
I expect that if it opens blood red tomorrow it's gonna be every redditor for himself and diamond hands are going out the window.

>>27400877
Nah that was just the one guy 10 times.

>>27392987
>>27392748
Whats wrong with Keem? he seems like a cool guy and makes Normalfags seeth, while ruining Jewtubers lives

>>27399919
>Are GME holders q-tards?
I was thinking this exact thing. Mass delusion, I just want to see a Q shitpost about how GME is part of the plan to give Trump the presidency.

>>27400517
>>27400877
Jahy posting is an idea, not a person. Like the V for vendetta guy before the anonamoos cringe.

>>27399919
Yes, qtard schizos constantly post on /pol/ about GME and AMC nowadays, seems like a natural development.

>>27400666
that was the real genius move by whoever orchestrated this whole thing

>>27400517
BTWN has big boys involved like Thiel and Richard Li. The rumored target is Tokopedia. Tokopedia is also rumored to be merging with Gojek. Together they would be $18B. The BTWN CEO is on Tokopedia's board and part of Li's group.

>>27389702
i would never exit your hole

>>27400793
No, this is peak chromosome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45-UpBqmeRY

>>27400951
He's a psychopath that will destroy innocents for youtube clicks. Ain't nothing more jewish than that.

I sold my GME bags at small profit, give me that NAKirium now

>>27401061
That would be BlackRock.

just got home from work, sipping on a beer, checking my stocks which are up massively today, reading through /cmg/
life is good, bros

>>27401254
Why the fuck do I click videos with 2300 views linked to 4chan.
I have untreated ADHD, but I'm nothing compared to fidgeting of this guy.

Anything good to buy today?

>>27401343
Based. I'm 1.5 bottles of wine into the evening. Enjoying my gains for the day. Bull market is never stopping.

>>27400951
>seems like a cool guy
literally how?

>>27401329
Nah, it was Citadel.

>>27401539
GEVO is still pretty cheap.

>>27401343
Cheers
>>27400951
He's just cringe.

I held through that UWMC drop today. It pays to be calm.

Bro’s I think I found the worlds most comfy ticker

>GME threads going quiet
fucking delicious

>>27400951
Shut up Keem.

>>27400053
We don't really know yet Anon, we just know there's a lot of upside. Merger should be sometime in 1H, but we don't know if it'll be Q1 or Q2. Patience, if you buy and hold you will probably see 100%-200% gains over the next couple months, after that who knows.

>>27401025
Based.

>>27401112
Ouu, spicy, thanks fren, I'll do some digging.

>>27401343
based fren, what beer do you recommend? i need to stock up

>>27400517
hey Jahy poster, I am the bully Jahy poster and I encourage all Jahy posting <3 today I got a time ban in /smg/ going after clftranny again. but I agree with >>27401025
desu i just got into this manga last month and actually enjoy her character, as another poster said I also imagined her as my wife as we fucked drunk over the weekend lol

>>27401708
Alright grandpa you enjoy those "gains"

>>27401806
The jannies are fucking retarded, I got a warning for reporting the Pajeet with a spambot, as false reports.

>up 3.6% with plenty of dry powder and only comfy long holds
We're all gonna make it

>tfw no wife to have sex with while I imagine her as a 2D waifu

>>27401769
SPACS are usually more on the +50% side, not +100%.
And I can get +50% in 2 months with other plays.

>>27401783
i live in switzerland so you probably wont know the brand, but im a pretty simple guy, i like lager

>>27401984
Once you make it, the wife comes as a guaranteed bonus.

>>27402204
I want a wife to love me not my money.

>>27401976
Same boat, its an extremely comfy feel.

>>27401984
Just buy an onahole of your favorite 2D girl...

>>27402370
You just dont tell them.

>>27389760
Chinesegirlcartoon Meme General

TIME TO LOSE $200 WORTH OF GAINS IN THE LAST 10 MINS

LOL CLF TRANNY JUST MASS SOLD

>CRBP pumping just before close

Oooooooooooooooh

>>27402370
You misunderstand the mechanism.
1. You make it
2. You start to take care of yourself, dramatically increasing your value
3. You gain confidence
4. You find a woman who you truly love and vica versa

Just be careful, there really are a shitton of golddiggers out there. But you can pull a Hallmark Movie move where you just pretend to be poor.

>>27388896
I never feel comfortable when my gains are this high. I wish I could say I was sitting comfy today op, but I'm not.

New

>>27402703
>>27402703
>>27402703

>>27402606
should I buy CLF now? I feel like it will moon as soon as he sells

>>27402745
THERE'S LIKE NOBODY ELSE WHO IS RETARDED ENOUGH TO MASS CRASH THE ROBINHOOD CHAIN LIKE THAT AHAHAHAHA

>>27402606
Actually!? That's a massive buy signal

>>27402606
No we can finally begin our moon mission

>>27402876
Not on RH, what happened? He just flooded the market with contracts?

>>27389760
cock market general

Time to shit on GME holders for a while

We need a new thread the OP put cunny in the OP which auto sages.

>>27402606
>>27402745
>>27402876
>>27402986
What strike/dates?

>>27403340
Apologies, I fixed it:

>>27403454
>>27403454
>>27403454

>>27389760
comfy

>>27402698
>20%+

>>27388896
Xsn