/biz/ - Business & Finance

10k is nothing in burger land faggot.
With two minimum wage jobs working like a slave I can make that in 3 months

>>27366453
Expendable money and liquid money are not the same. Having $10k doesn't mean you've got $10k to risk.

Uniswap gave away 400 UNI per address.
Thats what? $8000?
There you go.

>>27366722
yes I do I have caring parents retard

they even buy me tendies

>>27366331
If you don't even have 10k to invest you're not just poor, you're unironically impoverished

Don't have 100% of your portfolio in meme stocks

>>27366453
Fuck. My furry commission are worth at least 500/piece than.

>>27366331
It’s set to
You need money to make money
You are incredibly lucky to be at the right time and place

>>27366331
>GTO dead shitcoin they says
well I'm up 10x right now

>>27367225
In Eastern Europe it's quite a sum, kek.
With 50k you can buy nice new apartments with three rooms and top-notch interior. With 100k you are a literal kang. Chicks will hop on like crazy. Ideally, burgers should move to Eastern Europe.

>>27366331
Yes. That is the nature of investing or /biz/ shitcoin roulette.

>>27367568
yeah but no thanks, eastern europe is full of subhumans with low IQ and gigawhores

>>27367225
I make $25k a year.

>>27367568
Like, government also doesn't give a shit about taxation. Some freelancer can make modest bucks in murica and live a life of wealthy in easten poorope

>>27366331
THIS IS AMERICA.

>>27366453
>With two minimum wage jobs working like a slave I can make that in 3 months
And as an escort you can make that in two nights.

Don't feel bad. I put 10k into a call option Friday and I'm watching it turn to nothing today. I can afford to lose it but it also blows. It blows a lot

>>27367568
I only speak English and I want to avoid the gopnick mafia

>>27367771
Don't tell me us is any better at this.
You have shitton of illiterate niggers who can't even think for themselves. Plus your education is shit. And medical system is shit, no offense. I heard a lot of stories that burgers go to Eastern Europe to save on dental care. About whores, as if there's not much golddiggers in your state.

>>27367568
I want to live somwhere with a wife who speaks my language and the government isn't an arm of organised crime

I mean, you can play them if you're poor, but at 20% gain on 10k won't mean as much as 20% on 1mil. You likely won't get-rich-quick on the stock market, you're better off getting a high-paying wageslave job for a few years to build some capital before dumping it into your rocketship of choice.

>>27367029
How do you know if you’re eligible for the airdrop? What were the requirements?

>>27367771
your country is literally full of nigger crime and rape
while poor polacks sleep with a humble blonde with 1 smart black person per 100.000 habitants.

>>27366331
10k :DDdd lol im europoor and i have 200k€ folio. 10k is easy as fuck to get even for pajeets

>>27368783
This.
>>27368534
Oh nonono. He doesn't know about legal corruption aka 'LOBBYING' .

>>27368834
I have $1k portfolio and that feels like my cap. I've missed every single get rich quick stock for the last decade because I've been too poor or too late on info to get in. I'm convinced that some people are destined to remain poor forever.

>>27366331
>rich people
>$10k
choose one

>>27369246
Throwing $10k at a meme requires having a fairly large amount of money that you can afford to lose.

>>27368834
Are you that delusional or what?
It will take me 200 drawn horsecocks and textpages worth of conversations with groomers. That's crazy, it's even harder than manual labor.

>you need 10k to get in on these memes!!!
No you don't. Step in at 1k, make 500. Use 1500 for the next meme.

Its not hard.

its all percentage based, so youre wrong

>>27366722
maybe if you retarded burgers didn't reject your families because moshe told you to move out at 18 and pay him rent you wouldn't be so fucking poor

Anything on wsb to laugh at?

>>27369693
To add to this, you don't even need to get in on XD MEME TOKEN. Just literally buy dips on reputable companies and make $50 here and there. It adds up.

>>27370068
Us poor people, I guess.

>>27367771
you're describing the USA

cry more faggot

>>27366331
So make 10k your first goal, surely you don't need 10k to make 10k

>>27366331
are the stories of people investing 100$ and getting rich just larp or this actually happens?

>>27366331
I feel kinda the same.
I have about 1k split up across stuff right now. My plan is to try and increase that money to something in the area of 10k, so that I can begin to make substantial gains.
1k is a fart in the wind atm, but it's also a good amount while i'm still learning.
I hear that calls, options are where the money is at but i'm legitimately too retarded to grasp how they work.

>>27370356
Same lmao I’ve read and watched dozens of tutorials and videos and I still cannot wrap my retarded head around the concept

>>27366331
i made hundreds of thousands off like $3k from chainlink. youre just a lazy retard

>>27369959
Boomer parents charge rent too

>>27366331
>10k
You really need at least 50k if you're a god and only make good trades. Realistically you need 500-800k in cash.

10k is not a lot of money to save up. Instead of buying expensive food and beer and funko pops just save your money. The jew fears financially intelligent citizens. Save and invest it into long term profit stocks.

You can't just become the best fighter in the UFC in a month. Even the lowest of wagies should be able to save 50k within a couple years.

>>27366331
If you can't save up 10k you aren't smart enough for these schemes anyway.

>>27370644
>miss the incredibly short window
>"haha lazy retard"

>>27368649
if you log into your wallet in uni and don't see it you missed it
it was like 3 months ago, anon

>>27370902
What part of "I make $25k" don't you get?
>>27370817
I basically don't spend money on unnecessary shit. Last thing I bought that was unnecessary with a fish finder for ice fishing for my dad for christmas for us to use.

>>27370330
Used to get you 700-800 link.

>>27367225
I literally make more than that a year, thanks to based retards in my country. If I were an amerimutts with the same job I could have at least 70khate being stuck in this shithole

>>27366331
To climb a mountain you must start at the base.

>can't play any of these schemes if you're poor
It's not like this entire movement is about playing a scheme on the rich or anything
Just hold you pussy ass doomer.

>>27370628
from what I think I understand, you buy the call contract or whatever and it fixes the stock at the price you bought it at. yeah I dunno after that.
you make commission on the difference, if it goes higher than your contract?

I'm just starting to invest, thinking of maxing out a roth ira yearly. I've thrown my first 6ik into vanguard ETFs. Should I just keep doing that?

>>27366331
You can literally make 10 grand in a matter of days from an initial investment of 300 if you're smart...

>>27367200
based

>>27369207
money dont come easy, get a job and invest monthly to btc, boomer metals or etf. When you managed to get 6 figure you can move 10% to trading this way you secure your investment and have enough money to play in pajeet casino.

i have net worth ~500k usd
tell me where to move in eastern europe where i'll live well and i'll probably do it, USA sucks

>>27371828
its boomer and boring, but better than losing money in reddit memes. Try investing a little into single stocks, just to get a feel for it. Like... Disney. Buy some Disney and see how it goes.

>>27372607

do not move to eastern europe

people can literally murder you and get away with it because they dont give a shit about murders especially not about murdered foreigners

>>27372643
i'm just worried about each big stock i look at because it seems like all of them are hitting an all time high every time I check.

>>27372607
czech republic, central europe, safest country in EU

>>27373383
Czeched

>>27367796
>I make $25k a year.

Forget investing. Get a fucking education, or you will never move up/out. 25k a year? after taxes?

Get a cheap place to live- I mean for real. Ride a bike- make it work. Keep fishing, or whatever, and look for cheap food. Sell everything possible, all dumb junk- cars, guns. If you have a pet- the fuck were you thinking? Get rid of it. Tell people in your life you are saving and sacrificing to get somewhere so they understand what you're up to.

Go ahead and take the student loans- if you are ice fishing in buttfuckistan in northern minnesota, sell everything and move to where a college and oppty is. If you don't have any curiosity or passion for learning a specific subject, or even if you do, get a broad liberal arts education, but consider trades. Consider programming- nothing is more portable.

Your strategy should be to bank half your income or more. Build up a savings account that covers a full year of income. Go ahead and put half into bitcoin- its going to stick around. Don't put anything big into shitcoins. Don't bother coming here and getting lost in your head reading the bullshit everyday.

Lastly, avail yourself to free things, especially the library. Read biographies of people who YOU think are interesting. That way you will get to understand the scope and challenges of life, and put your struggles into context.

>>27374783
I'm already in education which is why my income is low.

>>27374783
is coinbase the best place to buy bitcoin?

>>27375109
It’s ok
Binance is ok too

>>27375164
is there a best option?

>>27375017
I bet you took out a loan for college just to have a professor tell you to eat bugs. I'm so sorry, you should abandon all education systems. They are designed to make you a middle peasant. Be a bum and play the stock market for a few dollars each month, it's the only real life there is.

>>27374783
i can't read this with all the reddit spacing, perhaps it would be better suited back there?

>>27367225
Most americans are a few grand in debt. So what the fuck are you on about?

>>27375399
No.
Coinbase has usurious trading fees but gives you free stuff for taking retard screening tests.
Binance has high withdrawal fees but allows you to trade some shitcoins.
Gemini has a low trade cap but no withdrawal fees.
The one that is best for you depends on how actively you want to trade/which coins you want to trade, and how much money you have to invest/gamble.

>>27367225
Lol I wish the oligarchy felt the same way

>>27368534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fz1hZIOj8SY

>>27366331
Dude, I was thinking about this too. It's really sad how fucked lower income people are. There's almost no chance. Education and a decent family are the only shot.

Hey I'm down 10k I'll loan it to you for being an impatient fuck

>>27373160
There will be a substantial dip eventually, if not a crash. In that case it should be obvious when to buy in

>>27376215
Isn't coinmetro pretty good too?

>>27371068
>2 years are such a short window
larp more faggot

>>27376756
I don't know, I've never used it. It is Estonian so who knows. The big three are coinbase, binance, and gemini. But you'll use uniswap and your own wallet anyway, so as long as you move your stuff off coinmetro as soon as you are finished buying, you should be fine.

>>27366331
i live in a third world shithole and i make the minimum daily wage by daytrading, it's the only way for us my friend, niggas will tell you to hodl and not sell but for us poor faggots we need to make our portfolio bigger to get decent enough gains with time, alternatively ask for a loan and pray, wouldn't recommend tho.

What was the discord/telegram that was behind the recent XRP dump and dump lads

>>27366331
Get a part time job for 6 months and you'll have 10K to trade with.

Unless you're REALLY a poorfag working in some restaurant or something like it where the illegals call you Peachy Mary Cone and you end up asking the internet what it means

>>27375828
your fault poorfag

>>27366331
You're not wrong but you came to the wrong place with it. These people are assholes who act like every time they fart 10k comes out.

>>27371828
Depends on what your personal finance situation is like, but generally speaking IRAs are worth it. I'm in the 24% bracket but only paying 10% in taxes because of 401k/IRA/HSA/etc deductions.

>>27366331
Starting in the pandemic when I was jobless for a time I had 1k. I have since turned that into 20k. I plan to turn that into 100k and beyond. Never give up hope anon. Keep you eyes and ears open. Accumulate knowledge. Stack your savings. Be ready for opportunity. There is infinite opportunity. I believe in you.

>>27378716
>third world shithole
Which one?

>>27372349
This is retarded. You'd be a billionaire if it were as easy as you are portraying it.

>>27367200
Based

>>27379976
Chile

save up 10 grand.

I have 500 dollars. I'm going to try and turn it into 1000 dollars, and so on. Any tips for stocks?

>>27380071
Could be a lot worse desu
Actually thinking of moving there one day because it seems nice

>>27380318
So you think you're going to stock-pick a 100% mover and then sell it? Good luck. Chances are its gonna look hot when it gains 100% and you're not going to want to sell it. But chances are greater you'll be bagholding for years and it may never get there.

>>27381276
You sound bitter

>>27381110
oh the country is beautiful, we have almost all biomes in this long stripe, sea everywhere. If you ever decide to come live here try to live as close to the south as possible, the capital is pure fucking dogshit.

>>27366331
Drop some hundreds to work your way up to 10k+, then you're in the game dipshit

>>27381678
Love it, I was thinking Valparaiso. Whats wrong with the north?

>>27381518
Bitter about what

>>27382055
the people mostly, the air and water quality are garbage, if the rain is a little bit stronger than usual they get flooded. In the south of course there are shitty annoying people but it's less crowded for now, meaning less chances of stumbling upon a crazy cunt. Valparaiso is pretty fine, they used to have an infamous reputation of smelling like piss there due to a lot of drunk guys from boats pissing on the streets, they fine those people now so they say it's way better now.

>>27372995
kek, imagine being this retarded

Czechia - awesome, though on the more expensive side
Poland - cool, probably the best cost/standard of living ratio
Ukraine - you can live like a king, also corruption is rampant which is awesome, 20$ is a get-off-scot-free-from-any-situation-card

>>27384942
sounds like all good places to avoid the vaccine

>>27382900
Thanks for that, sounds awesome

Was thinking about this myself.
20% up for someone that invested 10k is 2000.
I live in a shithole with a yearly average wage of $3000 (or less). It's pretty damn hard to save up any meaningful amount. And then you can lose it all with a single bad investment. Meanwhile people who are already wealthy can easily double and even triple their money.

>>27384942
Ukraine has a russian guerilla army occupying half the country
Poland is a christ-cucked country where women are prevented from exercising rights over their bodies
Czechia sounds interesting

>>27366331
You can still play this game, but it will be 10 times harder for you.
If you start from nothing, it should take you 20 years of belt tightening and hard work.
If you are born a rich kid, a few above than average investments in a shitcoin, and you have already made it in 3 month.
>>27372349
That's not smart, that's 0.0001% smart.

>>27385085
ehh, maybe in Ukraine.
Czechia and Poland are in the EU, so you can't avoid the vaccine there

>>27385311
>Poland is a christ-cucked country where women are prevented from exercising rights over their bodies
In other words - based?!

>>27385117
No problem brother, make sure you go to visit Atacama Desert, i want to make it so i can afford to see these stars up on that ALMA bitch.

>You need like $10k to really get anything out of these games

The hell you do. If I can double my 1K investment, that's a huge deal to me.

>>27385283
How much time and energy do people waste obsessing about other people? Forget that shit.

>>27385311
>>27385311
Western Ukraine is unironically one of the best places to live atm. Beautiful landscapes, awesome people, hearty food, beautiful women, everything cheap as fuck. Russians went in seven years ago and occupy only the two easternmost states, haven't moved since then. Take the ukrainepill bro.

As for Poland, it's rather a meme than the reality. Each and every time the debate about Poland calms down, there is another "pressing" issue emerging in the media. It's apparent that (((they))) just don't like the country, which is another reason to move there.

>>27385853
No, in other words, headed the wrong way. A country without respect to individual liberties is a bad place to live. Any religious authoritarianism should be resisted. Poland is basically turning into Iran.

>>27386745
I enjoy civil liberties and no domestic military conflict, thanks very much. I don't live in a country shoehorned between totalitarian governments and religious cult ideologies. Or next to kleptocracies like Russia.

I don't care how pretty the women are. These places are the real shitholes

>>27384942
>Ukraine - you can live like a king, also corruption is rampant which is awesome, 20$ is a get-off-scot-free-from-any-situation-card

So the people who want to rob and murder you can get away with it scott free. Yeah no thanks I'll pass.

I don't want to move to any country where a "good job" is wearing body armor, holding a club and shield, and protecting goverment buildings

I know its a growth industry. It almost seems better than Somalia, where owning an AK-47 is like a middle-class job. But the truth is they are both shitholes

>>27366331
10K is like 2 months of work you retarded NEET

>>27370731
Your parents hate you if they ask you for more than helping pay utilities and do general repairs around the house

>>27366453
Meanwhile in brazil the minimum montly wage is equivalent to 180 dollars

>>27368388
Whores are much worse in Eastern Europe, they literally need a man’s money to survive and not live in a former commieblock with 3 other bleeding cooches and a moldy bathroom. It seems the materialism is even worse there for women there. Also inner cities are not representative of America by and large and our niggers (the ones that are criminal and not just eye sores) are not different than your sub IQ alcoholic petty criminals and the occasional rapefugee

>>27372349
Then explain how retard

>>27366331
mfw you are most likely a faggot from the first world crying about life not being fair.