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see em gee, its time to get comfy

>> No.27348396
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Looks extremely comfy.

>> No.27348479

someone make AMD feel better, last week hurt me

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based, what are we looking at today?

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Thank you christ. The jannies banned my range from posting. I'm not buying a 4chan pass fuck you Hiroshimoot.

>> No.27348664

>>27348548
KTOS

>> No.27348715

>>27348612
From creating threads even ahhh don't fucking ban me for ban evasion.

Any ideas why BCRX is flying so hard in pre-market?

>> No.27348780

>>27348548
I'm up on Vaxart. I hope they actually release their results this week and it really is successful. It should be based on past data.

I missed the NVAX train becasue of all the GMEME bullshit and I'm very mad about it, because I knew it's coming and still didn't act.

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>mfw watching retards with fomo pumping random shit
Is this why normies are so poor?

>> No.27348877

>>27348715
They got the japan approval. 6 days later is now.

>> No.27348893

I am done with "investing" I was better off and more happy spending all my money on mobile phone games. See you in the Citadel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U6jozhS7hE

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>>27348877
kek, it fucking dumped on the news, or barely reacted too. I think they're quite promising, very comfy hold.

>>27348869
Fractional shares were a mistake. They all get excited over $20-30 gains.

>> No.27349056

>>27348321
>>27348396
>>27349019
comfy is just a code word for boring desu

>> No.27349105

>>27348664
It hasn't been doing well lately

>>27348780
Interesting, Covid vaccine companies are a risky play though, underwhelming news can tank the stock easily. I'm going back to my old genomics play, PACB and NTLA, it feels safer than vaccines and pumps better than ARKG.

>> No.27349107

>>27349056
Banished is a good game.

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>>27349056
>he doesn't know what it is to be comfy
OUT

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>>27349107
im listening to banished soundtrack right now actually

>> No.27349215

>>27349056
I'm here because I'm tired of hearing about the same few stocks and want to go back to the simpler times of two weeks ago when we were shilling obscure stocks to each other.

>> No.27349319

>>27349105
>underwhelming news can tank the stock easily.
That's why you dig up all data from previous phases. And it does look good for Vaxart now. (They probably found the issue with the previous iteration and now it worked for both hamesters and a handful of humans)

The NVAX data was also extremely optimistic, so there is absolutely no wonder they got a 95%+ result in Phase III. I wonder why wasn't it priced in, it was so obvious.

(Same with AUPH)

>> No.27349342

>>27349105
>It hasn't been doing well lately
I know. That’s why I’m looking at it.

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YOU PUSH IT, YEAH
YOU PUSH IT, YEAH

>> No.27349492

>>27349406
Imposter!
>>27349215
I want to see our Workhorse frens do well because I like their memes.

>> No.27349587

>>27349178
very comfy.

>> No.27349619

GME is going to rocket at open.

Also buy $PLCE

>> No.27349638

>>27348893
BASED

>> No.27349668

I'm a newfag with 100 dollars in nok, 100 in GME and 100 to spare
Where do i put these 100?

>> No.27349794

>>27349492
Fucking workhorse, man. I used to swing it between 20 and 30, and I was about to buy in when this shortmeme thing happened, and WKHS got swept up because of its 30% SI. Now it will take 2 months to get back to $20 again.

Then again I gained way more with that money, so all is well.

>>27349668
Buy minecraft and play with it instead of stocks.

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Soon I'll have 100 shares of SPHD. I love my monthly paychecks and growth, I wish it would pull back a bit though

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>>27349794
i already have minecraft

>> No.27349904

what do I go all in to at this very moment.

>> No.27350140

>>27349619
DD $plce

>> No.27350161

>>27348321
New to options.
ABC21MAR1480CE
This is company listing.
So options has:
1) Strike price. Is 1480 strike price?
2) So expiry is march 21st.
3) CE? What is it. I suppose call options. But should not it be CO?
4) So I get obligation to sell the option at 1480?

I don't know what else to interpret. Can someone help?

>> No.27350204

>>27349904
GEVO while it is less than $12.

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>UUUU
$4 at open?

ETFfags I hope you loaded up on ARK ETFs, I think it's going up for the next two weeks

>> No.27350338

>>27349056
You can't really be comfy if you're bored

>>27349668
UUUU is an excellent swing trade, which happens to be down on the uptrend right now

>> No.27350369

>>27350204
why though

>> No.27350462

>>27350204
just checked the chart
>+1k in the past 3 months
Cope

>> No.27350526

Looks like the market is recovering from last weeks shenanigans. Can't wait to see all the new bagholders realise they're bagholders, call the entire thing a scam and move on.

>> No.27350598

Is GME finally ending today? Crabbing in premarket

>> No.27350714

>>27350369
>>27350462

I expect the speculators will go back to good old green energy shit after they get bored with the GMEME.
One of the founders (although not with the company anymore) got into the Biden science team, and that alone sent the stock up from $1 to $10
They issued a shitton of stocks, and the price barely got below $9, but now they have $300M in cash a working plant and zero debt.

They need a single govt contract and the stock will be past $25ű based on hype alone. This is basically the next PLUG, except it's actually viable.

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>>27350338
what's your selling price and timeframe? I might swing it too.

>> No.27350796

>>27350526
Based. Hopefully this being an acute thing will stave off a market crash from a retail bubble.
They'll all get burned on GME and fuck off hopefully

>> No.27350809

>>27350598
I hope so, can't take much more of this hodl the line, diamond hands bullshit.

>> No.27350901

>>27350598
with all the delusional retards out there who want to believe they were right from buying more above $400 it might drag on for a while desu

>> No.27350949

>>27350714
so when does it pump

>> No.27350968

>all those morons in /smg/ last night who were calling for another apocalypse
Told those idiots it was a bear trap.

>> No.27351009

>>27350714
pretty solid honestly, i'm in TAN but I might take profit and go GEVO if the fundies check out

>> No.27351018

>>27350714
>One of the founders (although not with the company anymore)
isn't that a bad thing?

>> No.27351121

>>27350714
Poorfag here, but I might snag one or two shares of that today for kicks and giggles and since you were kind enough to type all of that out. Comfy and snowed in, frens. New to all of this shit, but loving it.

>> No.27351294

>>27349056
>comfy is just a code word for boring desu
tits or gtfo, and I mean that in the most comfy way possible

>> No.27351361

>>27351018
Founders never truly leave.

>>27350949
IT will be a slow rise like WKHS to ~$15, then crab until some juicy contract comes in. Then it will pop.

>>27351009
The financial records already show that they paid off the debt, but woin't show the $350M infusion yet.

>> No.27351648

>>27350776
I usually buy at ~$3.75 and sell ~$4.35, as it's been oscillating like this around once a week a while now. I also have a few hundred shares for when I hope it hits $5+. Don't really have a timeframe for that though

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fuck bros i cant take it anymore, all the shills and newfags

>> No.27351951

Has our resident sperg committed sudoku yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pc6_UCQU6ag

>> No.27352025

SPWR SUNW
feels gud man

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>>27351951
Did he really go all-in AMC?

>> No.27352046

some fag linked smg kek asshole

>> No.27352072

>>27350204
I had 5000 shares at .50
I hate myself lol

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>>27351664
agree, please leave

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>>27352034
Yeah, I think he sold the bottom too. He had $42k before this.

>> No.27352170

>>27351951
>jus fookin boi da dip ya fookin coont

>> No.27352178

>>27350714
EVgo way better, wait until it dips though.

>> No.27352200

>>27350968
The fact that a short position on some shitty retailer getting squeezed made Melvin lose the majority of their capital and tanked the market for a few days should show you how leveraged wall st is.

>> No.27352208

Hey guys, didn't know there were two generals. For some reason Robinhood keeps cancelling my sell limit on GME, anyone else?

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need a stock under 50 that i can put some money in and let it grow
also has to stay off reddit fags radar

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comfolios report

>> No.27352229
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>>27351648
nice, what percent of your portfolio is that? I'm 80% cash, 4% UUUU, maybe I should increase that if I want to go anywhere

>> No.27352236

>>27352117
Dear god
I remember him telling me at 35$ that I should sell GME because the squeeze is over

>> No.27352247
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have you had your cobbe yet bros?

>> No.27352262

>>27352072
You couldn't have known it was gonna gap up because of a nomination, so it's okay.

>> No.27352275
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>>27349492
YOU NUDGE IT

>> No.27352293

>>27352117
Damn, and I thought I fucked up by selling AMC early. Still profited $2k

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>>27352247
no talkie

>> No.27352345

>>27348321
i wish i was born super rich.
i made 150% profit in 2 days but since i could only invest 200€ i still can't buy even an RTX 3080.

if i had 10 million for investments i would be done for live

>> No.27352365

>>27352247
cobbe isn't comfy for me. I'm eating beetroot.

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>>27352343

>> No.27352387

>>27351951
>"ITS FUCKING CUTNS LIKE YOU M8"
>"U Wot m8??"
>*Wails in depression and agony*

pretty much every convo with tinny

>> No.27352393

>>27352227
GEVO
7CD
VXRT
PHAG (not comfy)
VSTO
In a somewhat equal weight.

>> No.27352446

>>27352225
ZUO

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>>27352247
just sipping my afternoon cup of coffee, pretty comfy

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>>27348869
Why aren't you taking advantage of this anon? It's as easy as slaughtering newborn puppies

>> No.27352496

>>27352225
DOGE

>> No.27352500

>>27352275
Fucking kek. Top work.
>>27352236
Always do the opposite of what Tinny says. We need him to stick around.

>> No.27352515

>>27352467
>This is not a game. The people who originated this meme like to have fun with stupid stock bets, we like to pretend we're monkeys throwing darts, but though we enjoy talking like idiots, we actually do know the difference between delta and theta. We understand what role a clearinghouse performs. We were playing GME weeks ago, at $10-$50, as it became clear that DFV was actually right. We put in money we could afford to lose, because we knew we were speculating on a potential short squeeze.

>If these statements don't describe you - if you don't know options greeks, if you don't understand how the market works, and especially if you are gambling with money that would cause you problems if you didn't have it anymore - then pull your head out of your ass, return to the real world with your real obligations and expenses, and don't increase your exposure any more. There's an emotional high in gambling, especially when you're doing it with lots of other euphoric people. Don't let it screw up your life.

>This is not an epic crusade to get retribution on the financial sector for its reckless greed and the damage it's done to people's lives. It's just a stock play, undertaken to make money off of some hedge funds who got caught in an overexposed position. The financial industry as a whole does not care. This is just a blip on its radar.

Is it true you guys actually know all this delta beta shit

>> No.27352540

>>27352227
If you are the crazy SPAC guy (which i think you are) good job folio looks better

>> No.27352578

>>27352345
>if i had 10 million for investments i would be done for live
If you had 10 million for investments you would already be done for live.

>> No.27352599

Can we go back to researching undervalued penny stocks?

>> No.27352608

>>27352200
Only a few retards. The big boys were holding counter positions.

>> No.27352617

>>27352467
Didn't mean to quote

>> No.27352698

>>27352345
fren don't go selling anything once you do get enough for the gpu, keep reinvesting it until you can at least afford 3 of them, that way when you cash out to buy what you want, you still have money to invest and stay /comfy/

>> No.27352720

>>27351664
I haven't looked at the catalog for a week

>> No.27352733

>>27352599
USWS

>> No.27352748

>>27352599
GME and AMC will crash and redditors will get btfo cope and leave just like occupy wallstreet.

>> No.27352776

>>27352599
>undervalued penny stocks?
I'm having flashbacks of holding heavy bags of psychedelic Canadian garbage with up to -50% losses, not thanks, not comfy enough.

>> No.27352804

>>27352515
No, I just trade with my gut.

>> No.27352819

>>27352599
BioPharmCatalst is great for biomemes, but you should do proper DD, since 95% of the companies there are shit.
SPACs are also great.

Otherwise maybe r/stocks if you can stomach it.

>> No.27352894

>>27352515
knowing greeks doesn't make you smart, it's basic maths. Smart people stay well away from options gambling.
That being said, most people on WSB have no fucking clue

>> No.27352897

>>27352515
> This is not an epic crusade to get retribution on the financial sector
This is the type of people I thrive on. Normies already shown how diamond are their hands on every dip. I scalp your stupid ass on those meme stocks everyday and you didn't even notice that someone is ripping apart your anus.

>> No.27352931

>>27352229
I'm 40% cash, 20% 4U. I don't have that much money to begin with, but it's my biggest position by a good bit

>> No.27352934

Frens, redpill me on UUUU.

>> No.27352941
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CLVT - British Deep State Think Tank
TLS - American Deep State Cybersecurity
POWW - Pure ammo company. Building new factory to keep up with demand. Could be bought out by a bigger conglomerate.

>> No.27352961

>>27349668
towards getting a job

>> No.27352975

>>27352515
cringe

>> No.27352985

AQB AQB AQB

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JMIA is the most comfy hold i own
>amazon of africa
>3 billion africans by 2050

>> No.27353065

>>27352776
are you talking weed stocks? I have some positions in Australia for the inevitable spec bubble. Weed still isn't a viable long term play methinks

>> No.27353089

>>27349019
Why do fractional shares trigger you all so much? I don't get it... Why do you get OCD over the number of shares and not any of the other decimal numbers you see on your account? Why is 0.5 shares so bad but 0.5 dollars is ok?

>> No.27353087

>>27352934
4U: price is constant 4$. There's at least 4 retards constantly shilling it, because they think its the future.

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>RMO
>Produce high quality EV batteries
>Be a EV related company that actually manages to makes a profit
>Sign a few contracts including with a massive company like Republican Services.
>Dip hard almost the whole month of January
The meme market is kinda annoying me at this point f.am.

>> No.27353140

>>27352934
They've been stockpiling uranium in the hopes and rather expectations the prices will increase. They seem to have a clean balance sheet, their ticker is literally FOR YOU. Uranium super cycle appears to be starting.

Probably a 2-3 year play though.

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>>27353087
UUUU is a comfy crab

>> No.27353215

>>27353089
Because it lets retard poorfags play with stocks and then ask stupid quetions.

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>>27353089
>I don't get it..
>>>/smg/ is that way.

>> No.27353334

>>27353065
No, psychedelics, like MMEDF and NUMI.

>> No.27353370

>>27353215
No it doesn't... There are many stocks with shares worth 0.0001 dollars, what the fuck are you talking about?

>> No.27353378

Hello frens, I hope you're all doing well this cold comfy morning.

>> No.27353444

>>27353116
why do you worry if it has good fundamentals? The market will value it correctly eventually

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5 more minutes kings, let's get that bread

>> No.27353531

>>27353378
You too, buddy! Comfy as fuck and hungover from some drinking last night. Snowed in and just gonna hang out and try and learn more about the market. Noob here. Have a great morning, fren!

>> No.27353540

>>27353089
Because the shares have to be cashed in and if you have fractional shares they have to be pooled together with other fractional shares before they can be traded, in a high demand situation this can be a long delay

>> No.27353590

>>27353501
>5 more minutes

WHAT THE FUCK WILL THAT BE

>> No.27353593

>>27353087
>>27353140
>>27353198
I’m convinced. Thanks frens

>> No.27353634

up over 3% pre market, im scared and hate that my money is still tied up in robinhood but fuck it , its too late

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went to the casino to make bets on behalf of my gambler roommate. lost 5k in like 10min. advise him to give investing a go instead. he didnt want to hear it.

>> No.27353688

>>27353334
oh, sounds like a meme desu

>> No.27353740

>>27352275
I love this

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I sold all of my steel related stocks before the whole market dip.
What do I buy now? Rebuy steel stocks?

>> No.27353902

>>27353296
It's fake elitism... you act like the money to buy a whole share is a lot of money but any retard has $300 dollars to put on their account

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Since everyone's afraid of biomemes, because they have been pajeet'd once, let me share the biomeme tip of the day:

You can actually determine if it's gong to be viable in Phase II or III based on previous phases. Most of the time it's plainly visible if they got lucky, or if it's effective with p=0.01. This will not be priced in (since everyone's retarded), and you can literally sell the news when the actual results come out.
A great example was AUPH. Their Phase II was phenomenal, I don't know why it was not priced in. There was a 99% tehy will get PDUFA.
Also with NVAX. Their flu vaccine works very well, which means their adjuvants actually works (as opposed to JnJ-s shit), and they documented that they use the proper, unfolded, proven spike protein too. Phase II also went very well. The Phase III result they got was basically in the bag.
A counterexample is CLSN, where the interim analysis showed something like P=0.56 or something. In their previous presentations it was so obvious they were doctoring the data I think they didn't even try to hide it.
You just have to learn to read scientific papers and basic statistics.

>basic statistics.
thinking about it, no wonder you get burned lol

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>>27353902
Back to r*ddit with you.

>> No.27354041

>>27353849
sounds like you couldn't solve the riddle of steel

>> No.27354070

hold on to your horses ladies and gentlemen

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>>27352247

>> No.27354126

>>27353849
For what? 1% daily gain? Sounds weak.

>> No.27354133

>>27354034
what's r*ddit?

>> No.27354158

>>27353019
This could be an amazing long term hold. But I'm wondering what the inevitable climate change/drought induced food shortages will do to Africa. I feel like billions of people are going to starve to death and most of them will live there.

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>>27354070
I won't sell a single Horse until $500.

>> No.27354263

how do i make small daily returns on the market? no betting pls sir

>> No.27354270

>>27354126
What should I go in on... I’m 99% cash, I’m burned out, don’t want to sit like this...

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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.27354340

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.27354343
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27354343

WHAT WAS THAT

>> No.27354381

>>27354034
You act like you're some kind of elite player yet you get your pictures from kym... gtfo

>> No.27354455

>>27354158
niggers are not people, silly.

>>27354270
Unironically a conservative portfolio of 100% TQQQ
The fed made it illegal for it to go down.

>> No.27354480
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lookin good to me

>> No.27354479

IT'S DUMPING

>> No.27354552
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this is /comfy/ land

>> No.27354553

>>27353019
>shoots up 5% at open
You've convinced me

>> No.27354578

>>27354381
Get the fuck out normie, you're not welcome here. Now fuck off and kys.

>> No.27354592
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27354592

>bought 100 more UUUU at 3.85
>average is now right below $4
I'm gmi

>> No.27354626

bye bye reddit

>> No.27354682

>>27354578
>normie
OK NORMALFAGGOT

>> No.27354689
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No no no no CLVT don't fucking pump yet I WANT TO GET ON AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.27354719

Okay yeah I'm thinkin this is peak comfy

>> No.27354740
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i woke up early now i must prepare for the opening dump

>> No.27354748
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frens, just remember and you'll be comfy

>> No.27354780

Look at $PLCE go

>> No.27354782

the horse is on the move today

>> No.27354849
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27354849

So when they say a limit of one they didn't mean you can only buy one more...they meant you can only OWN one share...wow

>> No.27354939
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>>27354719
Peak comfy will be when WSB has the suicide hotline stickied.

>> No.27355061

AAAAAAA IT'S FUCKING

nothing

>> No.27355133
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PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY
the book is almost over see em gee

>> No.27355163

>>27354849

Fucken kikes and their Jewish tricks

>> No.27355177

>>27354849
not comfy

>> No.27355281

stock market crash when?

>> No.27355410

>>27354849
>communism and capitalism combined
A daring synthesis.

>> No.27355471

list the most boomer portfolio you can think of that gets steady 7% gains a year

>> No.27355479
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>>27355281
in 1 hour

>> No.27355495

>>27355133
I don't think you can fit anything more into it at this point. Impressive though.

>> No.27355554

$CLF bros can we break $16?

>> No.27355556
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27355556

I have officially joined the British Deep State.

>> No.27355566

>>27355471
VOO

>> No.27355653

>>27355471
SPY, 100%

>> No.27355661

>>27355556
CCC?

>> No.27355662
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27355662

GME
MEG
EGM

>> No.27355674

Will naked ever peak to above 3 again should I just break even while I can

>> No.27355778

>>27355133
I gotta be honest. I thought you were really annoying for months of these coomcat memes but this collage has been entertaining to watch grow. Congrats lad I hope you have more successes in the future.

>> No.27355849
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27355849

Will I make it?

(This is just my gambling porfolio)

>> No.27355877

>>27354939
God willing that is this week.

>>27355556
Would you be willing to shill me on it, anon?

>> No.27355884

>>27355471
100% DIA

>> No.27355900

WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT
yes I know I'm ten minutes late, being forced to be on time isn't very comfy

>> No.27355926

>>27355471
CSL.AX

>> No.27355931

>>27355661
Yeah but they changed tickers this morning to CLVT.

>> No.27355937

NEW
NEW
MIGRATE
MIGRATE

>>27354503
>>27354503
>>27354503

>> No.27355981
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>>27348321
>entered a meme stock position really early that it keeps going up and can never really go down from here
so comfy

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>>27355849
everytime you post your portfolio you have some holding that's down a shit ton on the day

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Rolls Royce chads, any concern about holding over the weekend? Worried this might go back to the 1.80 range. are my fears justified or are we on the fast track to 3.00+?

>> No.27356085

>>27355471
Vanguard index funds, where you should be parking your non-gambling money.

>> No.27356124

GME might fill the gap and then dump it, great short with tight stop loss

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

this day feels awful

>> No.27356149

>>27355981
which one?

Dangit why am i so bad at this

i guess im dumb for diversifying 1k

>> No.27356202

>>27355471
I'm 100% in VIVLX :^)

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27356208

Blackberry goes down down down, I don't know what to feel anymore

>> No.27356211

Niggers are black and Indians smell like shit (2scoops I'm looking at you)

>> No.27356221

>>27355778
thanks, i thought coomcat was an annoying spammer at first too so i figured people would find me annoying at first as well

>> No.27356249

>T
>That dip
Why is that? I though they would start to recover by now.
I'm planning to buy the dip tho.

>> No.27356321
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27356321

Posted yesterday but cmg went under.
Does anyone else think INTC is undervalued atm? I'm thinking of getting 30-40 shares in late February/early March

>> No.27356343

>>27356006
look what john rocker created lmao

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FANG GANG
Today was a good day

>> No.27356384

>>27355937
I think not.
This chair is comfy and the fire is roaring.

>> No.27356411

>>27356208
same i wanna die tho

>> No.27356472

>>27355877
I did a little shill here >>27352941
But I take zero credit for finding CLVT. A kind anon last night shout it out and I looked into it and it's some straight up old money shit. Founded in the 1860's. IPO'd in 2018. It's business description is vague as fuck but it's basically a think tank for globohomo development. It's based in London. The CEO has a long track record. The other board members looked solid. It gets decent volume for being a really unknown stock.

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so GME boggening when?

>> No.27356530

>>27356321
INTC is garbage unless you hold for 5+ years in which case it's a coin flip. Im convinced that besides share buyback a big reason why it hasn't dumped utterly is people believing in the undervalued meme.

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based

>> No.27356616

>>27356085
how would you diversify with small, mid, and large cap and then international markets?

>> No.27356618

>>27356534
Anon I...

>> No.27356692

>>27355981
What stock?

>> No.27356697
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AMChads, hold strong

>> No.27356711
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>>27356534
not comfy

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DOT COMS ARE NO GOOD. MUTUAL FUNDS!

>> No.27356724

>>27355471
100% XOM. Comfy divvie.

>> No.27356765

>>27356384
I was tard herding. It doesn't appear to have worked.

>> No.27356806

>>27356534
>14 posts by this id

filtered and kys

>> No.27356834

PLTR dips as the markets recover, find out more...

>> No.27356841

>>27356616
honestly given the performance of the last few months I'd put a bunch into a Russell 2000 ETF like IWM

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cant wait for amazon to send nasdump to 14k

>> No.27356878

>>27356472
Thank you! I appreciate the rundown, anon.

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Alright, /smg/ it's time to use the f word!
Fuck (fuck, fuck, fuck) niggers, fuck kikes
Fuck spics, fuck dykes
Fuck trannies, but mostly fuck jannies
Fuck love, hate, and friends
Fuck following trends
Fuck namefags, can't wait 'til they hang

Fuck everything
But fuck jannies the most
Fuck everyone
But fuck jannies the most
With a big rusty pole
Or a splintery post
Yeah, fuck jannies the most
Fuck jannies

>> No.27356961

>>27356411
Could've sold at $28 and made a killing. But Robinkike couldn't let it happen

>> No.27357102

>>27353089
You legally own whole shares, which are partial ownership of the underlying being held for you by the broker as a convenience. They're yours, you can transfer them to another broker whenever you want, if the broker goes tits up you still own them and can move them, you can get a paper certificate if you want.
Fractional shares are an artificial invention by brokers. You have no ownership claim on them. They can set whatever rules they want with them.

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these 9:30-11:30 dips are why I stay in bed till noon

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comfy comfy weekend. Up 25%/60%/245% day/week/month

Hope everyone listened to me about 5G and bought the dip on QCOM and SWKS yesterday as I've been telling you guys to all week. Hope you BTFD on Marvell too and if you played ER did next week not today.

Half my weekly gains were from playing ITM weeklies one day to next. We in full comf mode

>> No.27357150

>>27356841
thanks anon ill read up on it

>> No.27357238

>>27356859
TSLA is going to send S&P to 1500.

>> No.27357301
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hey, retard robinhood person here. i bought a single call, i'm up %~30 and that's great: but due to circumstances i don't have enough money to actually buy the shares.

i can get out of it by selling the contract, right? or am i fucked

>> No.27357311

>>27356916
>Fuck following trends
yes, fuck shitty fotm vtuber niggers

>> No.27357330

now that the dust has settled, can we admit the squeeze never existed?

>> No.27357392

>>27357102
This and also you can't transfer fractional shares if you transfer brokers so they get sold at market price kek.

>> No.27357399

>>27357301
Nope you're fucked
Also you should check out /smg/ newfren :)

>> No.27357445 [DELETED] 

Alright I guess I'm getting around 200 $INTU shares per my company's acquisition. Dubs decides what I do with them.

>> No.27357447

>>27357330
2 more weeks anon

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uh bros this may actually not be a typical morning dip.. vix still above 30 and we're going down fast

>> No.27357490

>>27357330
It happened when the stock went from 4 dollars to fucking 300 dollars but redditors wont admit that for some reason

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27357516

this whole thread is bots

>> No.27357556
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NO NO NO NO THAT'S THE WRONG WAY

>> No.27357606
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Friendly reminder

>> No.27357672

>>27357556
it's cheapies day

too bad Degiro isn't working well today, can barely make orders

>> No.27357685

>>27357516
what the fuck... 20 posts by that ID. either a schizo autist or a bot

>> No.27357726

>>27357516
filter it brah

>> No.27357749

>>27357516
It's just one newfag shitting up the thread, report him, filter and move on. Don't link the thread in /smg/ or at the new one at the end of this.

>> No.27357777
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27357777

>absolutely fucking everything dumping
bullish for gme

>> No.27357781

Why does NIO fucking crater every time I buy it

>> No.27357786

Okay I just jumped back into C3.AI on this quick dump. Let's see if I get bogged.

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whats the point in making it, america and soon europe will be majority non white shitholes, why was i born just in time to know what life was like before, i don't want to have to immigrate to fucking asia just to leave in a safe clean country

>> No.27357848
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>>27357301
No, the contract can only be sold one time, from the writer to the buyer. You're in the wrong place though, /smg/ is where we ask these kinds of questions.

>> No.27357853

>>27357777
check'd

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VIX TURNED GREEN AND WE'RE GOING DOWN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.27357901

I am officially ruined

>> No.27357924

>>27357301
You can sell the option. You don't have to exercise

>> No.27358013
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>that redditor in an earlier thread who wanted an "analytical party" and thought dems were right about 75% of their policy
What can be done about the reddit brainlet invasion?

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>>27348321
mere weeks ago I held HL, I even shilled it here a bit. Today it soars 40 %.

ngmi

>> No.27358053

>>27357777
Not really

>> No.27358132

>GME 280
holy shit it's over LOL

>> No.27358133

DeGiro is not updating US stock prices.
Also, how the fuck is AMD still dumping? Is everyone a fucking retard? I reinforces my position by 50% at 86$ when it dumped.

>> No.27358154

>>27357825
>21 posts by this ID
Are you a bot created to make content for /cmg/ or something

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>You may request a physical certificate at any time, although it is generally easier and more efficient to maintain your holdings in
non-certificated form.
>yes hi I would like to request 188 printed stock certificates

>> No.27358221

>>27357825
meet me in phucket

>> No.27358316

>>27358133
i have no idea, no problem holding though itll pump in no time

>> No.27358317

Well looks like I'm going to get bogged on C3.AI.

>> No.27358345

Man, even my Boomer ETFs are red, I'm getting slaughtered right now.

>> No.27358381
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Buy genetically a engineered cat girl waifu with your massive BOTY, OPTI and PLTR gains.

That's the dream. The world can die for all i care DESU

>> No.27358450

I can't wait to see see these annoying GME fucks lose everything. However the original GME shills from months back I have no quarrel with.

>> No.27358488

>>27358154
Seems there is no escape
/uncomfy sigh

>> No.27358503

>>27358154
I think he got upset with us saying fractional shares were a mistake and has just turned some kind of retarded bot on. This is not the quality /cmg/ content I come here to enjoy.

>> No.27358535
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IT'LL BE GREEN BY NOON RIGHT BROS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.27358570
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27358570

>SOXL

>> No.27358612
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27358612

i fell for the dividend growth meme

>> No.27358619

>>27358345
yup same

>> No.27358639

Bros Im getting absolutely railed this morning. Its all so tiresome

>> No.27358654
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Just bought TWST since it looks bullish

>> No.27358679

AUPH taking a good hit today, I really need to ditch this thing.

>> No.27358783

>>27358639
just don't look at your screen

>> No.27358784

>>27358133
Fears of China taking over Taiwan are real lad. That's why I sold at $90.

>> No.27358797

>Did really well this year
>Little brother needed a new prosthetic leg late last month
>$180 of my profits remain
Gains are gains.. right

>> No.27358819

>AMD below 85
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.27358821

>>27358679
I believe that stock is literally worth double its price. Someone or something is just fudding the shit out of it. Their approved drug is literally groundbreaking.

>> No.27358870

>>27358797
hey good on you man

>> No.27358877

>>27358503
Maybe he just switched his assburgers into overdrive.

>> No.27358878

PLTR anon...? You promised strong at 35...

>> No.27358921

>>27358784
kek thats never going to happen

>> No.27358927

>>27356616
VTSAX is the total US market
You can probably get an international/non-US equities as well.

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My sister new to the game asking me for investment advice

>> No.27358981

>>27358679
my meme bagholding (NAKD and BNGO) is rather painful today, I thought it was a new paradigm, more like a new bagholding paradigm

>> No.27358989
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27358989

any day traders here? if so, any advice for making money doing it?

>> No.27359012
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27359012

>>27348321
>30 shares @ 301
>pic related

>> No.27359011

etrade is usually bretty good but today it's shit. can't sell anything due to technical issues.

>> No.27359022

>he didnt buy the opening dip

>> No.27359062

>>27358612
i buy AT&T for the dividend. it's like $500 a quarter at this point, out of $20k principle investments over the past decade or so

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>>27358944
she'd make more money from onlyfans, just tell her to do that

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27359080

Cunny gang still all cash until SPY 360.

>> No.27359118

>>27358877
Oh we definitely triggered that. As long as no one links the next thread in here we should be fine.

>> No.27359137

>>27358921
Why do you think that? Who would stop it?

>> No.27359153

>>27358784
Absolutely retarded reason.

>> No.27359228

>>27358133
degiro is 15 minutes behind and only let's you set limit orders, it's pretty useless

>> No.27359309

>>27358989
It takes years to get good at it. You will lose money in the short term. Almost all profitable day traders blew up at least one account. Start small.

>> No.27359388

>>27359022
Im not sure this is just a dip anon

>> No.27359459

You guys think Nintendo will dip with the theme park coming out or will it be good for them?

>> No.27359465

>>27358654
How can a girl be so strong and cute at the same time? Her skull has a really feminine shape and her favial features are childish and cute (small mouth, small nose) so that's probably why.

>> No.27359497

>>27359153
You really don't think China is going to invade Taiwan? There's no one to stop them.

>> No.27359579

cmg no longer comfy, smg for the lolz

>> No.27359668

>>27359137
if that ever happens we'll all collectively have much bigger problems than some shares falling in price

>> No.27359708

>>27359497
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't the United States and all of its Asian allies intervene if such a situation occurred?

>> No.27359727

>>27348321
i had to sell 50 oz to cover my bills a few months ago
enjoy the pump bros :(

>> No.27359803
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27359803

Is CLF Anon right?

>> No.27359860

>>27357618
>>27357618
>>27357618
>>27357618

new thread

>> No.27359875

>>27348321
Is Walmart a good long term hold?

>> No.27359936

>>27359803
I hope not

>> No.27360005

>>27356530
thanks for the reality check, I'll wait it out a bit more and decide then
might just buy more TSM with part of the money and leave the rest to play around with

>> No.27360008

>>27359708
China is our second greatest ally.

>> No.27360056

>>27359708
American Oligarchs built up China. They are heavily invested in it. Japan and South Korea would cry about it but they wouldn't do shit. The rest of the world isn't even in a position to do anything about it and they wouldn't do anything anyway.

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>>27359465
she's choice of the patrician

>> No.27360102

>>27359497
No, they're just going to threathent to do it. The US has their troops patrolling Taiwan, as they are essential for many US companies. It won't happen, money is the only reason why politicians will move their asses, like the psychos they are, and the lobbies won't let them yield Taiwan.