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https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/1355977811081748480

You can't make this shit up

>> No.27337690

>>27336825
>russian disruptors

Jesus, they really need more tricks in their books this is getting pathetic

>> No.27337956

What's more reasonable
a) the short sellers, who have access to billions of dollars, powerful connections in politics and finance, people working around the clock to minimize losses, and years of expertise in finance, have closed their positions and have strategy in place to profit from this retardation, or,
b) LOL HEDGE FUND R DUM EAT THE RICH HODL FELLOW REDDITORS DIAMOND HANDS :DD

>> No.27338145

>>27337956
What's more reasonable?
1) Israel has no right to exist
2) Israel is not a legitimate state

>> No.27338176
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>>27337956
the second one

>> No.27338282

>>27337956
The real question is when the short positions expire. Could've happened last Friday, could be 3 months out

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27338616

>>27338282


i thought all the reddit tards were saying it was this past friday?

no clue whats going on now.

>> No.27338704

>>27337956
>1 post by this ID

>> No.27338763

>>27336825
>shoe0nhead
I too was on reddit today

>> No.27338843

>>27338763
that being said it's fucking hilarious how little Kimmel thinks about this shit

>> No.27338887

>>27338145
Based.
Fuck Kikes, let them bleed

>> No.27338984

>>27338145
both of these are reasonable

>> No.27339292

Maybe a special rule is created allowing these companies to issue new shares to 'curb volaitiliy' or some other lame excuse.

Maybe the brokers from whom these short sale shares were borrowed negotiate a settlement where the shares can't be returned, yet they are compensated nicely.

I don't know how it will play out, but I am old enough to know there's no option where they bankrupt their companies, liquidating everything to give to reddit neckbeards.

>> No.27339368

>>27337956
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMuEis3byY4

>> No.27339545

>>27338282
>>27338616
naked shorts never expire, you are in over your head.

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27339586

>>27336825
>wig0nhead

>> No.27339627

>>27338282
What? They didn't transact options or futures. Short positions don't expire, they can be closed at any time (including never) as long as you keep paying interest on the borrowed assets.

>> No.27339862

>>27336825
lmao the depths they will stoop... incredible

>> No.27339950

>>27336825
>dem russian disruptors
you feel blyat yet? better feel blyat and sell anon else we will have to inform the public some more

>> No.27340026

I need to start screencapping these posts for when GME tanks.

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27340053

>can they really do that? I saw it unfold on Reddit myself, the financial establishment blatantly manipulated the whole thing, lied and cheated and the reputable mainstream media even collided with them and called buying gme stock an antisemitic dog whistle by Russian bots to shut us down, I don't understand how they could get away with such blatant lies and manipulation but they did

>stealing an election? Whoa that sounds really far fetched, CNN told me this was just a white supremacist conspiracy theory by q nazis and Russian bots, you really need to stop talking about it, the establishment would never allow this to happen

>> No.27340184

>>27336825
OK, guys, you busted me. My FSB curator has bribed Reddit and made me r/WallStreetBet admin.
t. Ivan Govnov

>> No.27340195

>>27336825
hate when I get russian disruptors in dota
theyre the worst

>> No.27340289

>>27336825
i didn't think i could like that man any less

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>>27340195
Based.

>> No.27340478

>>27338176
That's a jew nose if I ever seen one

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>>27340478


yup real true jew nose for sure.

>> No.27340851

ITT agree with reddit