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>> No.27331161
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27331161

What are you doing with your GME gains?

>> No.27331182

>>27331108
let me sell gme NOW ((THEM))

>> No.27331189

first for AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.27331204

>>27331161

Going to Vegas with $4000

>> No.27331210

First for clf

>> No.27331219

finally sold my bags and broke even. NEVER buying a meme stock again lads

>> No.27331222

Boring is good

>> No.27331227
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My broker is fucking trash
>Can't set different sell limits for different shares of the same stock
>If I have an open buy or sell order on a stock I can't make another in the same stock, I have to completely cancel the pending one
>Doesn't even have good til cancel, so you have to place orders every day.
>No options.

>> No.27331255

>>27331222
true

>> No.27331257

SNDL (Not for retarded people)

>> No.27331271

GME HIT 380

>> No.27331276
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27331276

YOU PUSH IT

>> No.27331285

I CANT SELL PREMARKET FUUUUUUU

>> No.27331287

>ASM

OooooooOoooOooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.27331295
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27331295

How do I buy calls on Myanmar?

>> No.27331299

Yay the weekend is over.
Now we get a break from shitcoin spam!

>> No.27331300

>>27331161
I'm going to put it all towards a down payment on a new prius.

>> No.27331301

>>27331219
At least you got out even

>> No.27331313

Holy fuck AMC chads. What’s happening?

>> No.27331316
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27331316

What stocks do I buy at market open to make use of the Silver meme pump?

>> No.27331339
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27331339

>GME gonna hit 400
>CTRM gonna hit a dollar

>> No.27331347

>>27331161
Hookers

>> No.27331373

$380 is resistance. We break that we break $400

>> No.27331376
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27331376

ooo

>> No.27331387

Remember to buy at the open goys

>> No.27331398

>>27331316
AG

>> No.27331401

>>27331313
AG
SLV

>> No.27331416

LET ME OUT OF GAMESTOP PLEASE

>> No.27331427

>>27331161
Keep trading and kiss my 9-5 good bye

>> No.27331437
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27331437

>down 5%

>> No.27331445

>>27331376
When should I get out of AMC i'm already sitting on a 200% profit at 16

>> No.27331455

>>27331300
>Not a Tesla
Cringe, bro.

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>>27331416

>> No.27331492

>>27331401
No thanks. I’ll stick to my 50% pump with AMC. Enjoy your boomer rocks.

>> No.27331516

>>27331295
Long Myanmar
Short Rohingyans because their new military dictator is a genocidal maniac

>> No.27331517

>>27331416
>t. Melvin

>> No.27331524

>GPL

OOOOOO YO YO

>> No.27331530
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>futures
FUCK IT'S NOT FAIR AT THIS RATE I'M ALWAYS GOING TO BE A SLAVE TO BOBO AND CUNNY AAAAAAAAA

>> No.27331533

>my average cost is $133 after I had 200 shares @ $15

I NEED REDEMPTION

>> No.27331572
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27331572

IPOE chads feeling comfy now just wished I bought more when it dropped to $18 last week. Once SoFi add options it is game over for RH and SoFi is already gaining users because of this fiasco.

>> No.27331580

>>27331455
>buying a shitbox
No.
>>27331416
The week of memes begins today

>> No.27331591

>>27331517
no im fine with 350-400 sell price

>> No.27331594

>>27331492
Wrong post quote. Cut me slack I just woke up

>>27331316
AG
SLV

>> No.27331605

>$374 SPY
>$374 SPY
>$374 SPY
oooo baby! my call will be up nicely

>> No.27331615

>>27331161
Lose it all on CLF calls.

>> No.27331620

Alright let's get this falling knife today bros

>> No.27331625

>>27331492
I enjoyed the pumps and got out of the memes. Too much for me

>> No.27331631
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27331631

HOW DO I BUY GME FROM US TO EUROPE ON FIDELITY?????????

>> No.27331682

are the brokers going to ban silver etfs now? we're fucked they will ban all stocks and nobody can buy stocks everything will just pump one by one

>> No.27331700

>>27331625
I’m planning on getting out today and throwing my gains at SQQQ. I’m just surprised that redditors decided to give me an extra 50% before I dump.

>> No.27331710

>>27331530
Just develop some submissive kinks, anon. Have you tried sissy hypno?

>> No.27331730

Don't know who it was but thanks to the absolute AMChad who said to buy it last week when it was still below 5 dollars

>> No.27331735

So the consensus is that Reddit is holding out bags after today?

>> No.27331759
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>>27331257

>> No.27331764
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>> No.27331782

>>27331735
bags will be held by wednesday in my opinion desu

>> No.27331784

I'm still holding CRBP.

>> No.27331786

>>27331682
no, there's no silver squeeze
hedge funds are also long on silver and stand to benefit from any pump

>> No.27331792
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27331792

NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP GOING DOWN YOU FUCKING SHIT STOCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE REST OF THE MARKET IS GREEN FOR FUCKS SAKE AAAAAAAAAA

>> No.27331803

So can someone explain the ramifications of GME closing above $300 last Friday? This means a lot of calls expired ITM correct? Do they have to get covered now on Monday?

>> No.27331806

>>27331605
>placed calls

He's not going to make it.

>> No.27331863

>>27331759
Shares @ .79. If you had half a brain you would know .75 is the new literal floor

>> No.27331864

>>27331782

Yeah, I can feel these bags getting heavier by the hour. No way the average retard can stare and unrealized gains for too long.

>> No.27331891

>>27331108
Anyone Holding Blackberry

>> No.27331896

>>27331784
lol

>> No.27331901

>>27331803
There are no rules like this. They can just keep pushing out the date.

>> No.27331907

potential PLTR mooning for earnings?

>> No.27331918

>>27331285
that's why I buy GS2C
>buy low before 20:00 German time
>sell high before noon (aka 6 am NY time)
>repeat every day

>> No.27331923

>>27331806
poor bobo..
poor, poor bobo..
I had SQQQ calls that I sold on friday at peak
gotta learn when to buy calls when there's blood in the streets bobo
friday was severe panic

>> No.27331926
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27331926

nvda
waifus

>> No.27331955

>>27331682
>>27331786
This, be advised. It is a distraction.

Citadel is among the largest stakeholders if.
https://fintel.io/so/us/slv

>> No.27331970
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27331970

>Planned to buy BNGO today
>it's up fucking T W E L V E percent in 20 minutes
>meanwhile my pharma garbage is tunneling to the center of the earth

>> No.27331980

Awesome. Fidelity just restricted me to not being able to make purchases without using settled funds. Despite me not having made any trading violations. Very cool Fidelity.

>> No.27331982
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27331982

CUNNY CLARENCE

>> No.27331991

>try taking a break from stocks to get in crypto to gamble on moon missions
>literally every fucking exchange is illegal in jewsa
>have to spend $30 on fees just to buy one thing

fuck me why cant everything just be like gme

>> No.27332008

>>27331891
yes, but not as a yolo play

>> No.27332013

So do you guys invest in stocks in addition to an index fund or in lieu of it?

>> No.27332018
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27332018

CAAAAAAASH GANG

>> No.27332020
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>>27331907
>PLTR
perpetual crab now the hype is gone

>> No.27332031
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>> No.27332040

>>27331970
KEK

>> No.27332043

>>27331786
>>27331955
>implying hedgies also don't stand to gain from GME

>> No.27332045

>>27331970

At least you’re not holding the eternal $CLF crab

>> No.27332049

>>27331896
Bro...

>> No.27332050

>>27332013
What's an index fund?

>> No.27332051

>>27331891
Long on Blackberry.

>> No.27332062
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>if you had half a brain

>> No.27332067
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>>27331891
lots. At $23

>>27332008
I see people saying it looks good long term but what is a realistic estimate?

>> No.27332091

>>27332051
how long :/

>> No.27332142

>>27332091
A little over 5 inches.

>> No.27332180

>Futures green
>Pre-market green
Being a bobo is truly suffering.

>> No.27332221
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27332221

Question, I just opened a fidelity account. I began a transfer from my bank for funds. It shows I have that amount ready for trade. I want to place an order now, but it warns me about good faith violation.

So let me get this straight, I can place my order and buy at open, but I cannot sell it until the 1-3 days of the money transfer, correct?

Also, say I'm about to buy like 300 shares of PSLV, I should be okay right? And if I need to make a violation, one time shouldn't hurt, right?

>> No.27332241
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27332241

>AG
BOOM!

>> No.27332270

NAKD up 6% this early in premarket. i like what i see

>> No.27332324

>>27332241
That goes up anymore it will go from short squeeze to gamma squeeze

>> No.27332355
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27332355

>Market at all time highs
>Smart money and boomers don´t want to buy in at all time highs
>GME short squeeze
>press and media writes about it
>stock market gets attention by everyone
>make people believe this is political
>new retail retards buy in at the top (Mia Khalifa etc.)

We got played Bros

>> No.27332371

Will GME top 400 at open?

>> No.27332376

>>27332221
just don't sell at a loss and buy back in at a cheaper price for a time period of a month after you bought the stock. you cannot withdraw unsettled funds though you can trade with credit from unsettled funds.

>> No.27332379

AMC is such a fake pump compared to GameStop. I really think it's the most clear distraction from GME once you look at the subreddit focusing on it. There's a WallstreetbetsELITE reddit that's been around for 10 months. Now the whole reddit has the same types of posts. "Upvote 20 times and I'll buy 20 shares!"
Like it's literally wallstreet bots farming karma for their accounts. I'm so glad I fucking got out of AMC

>> No.27332391

>>27332221
Just means you are trading before the money settled. And no one won't kill you. You will be fine just don't make a habit of them

>> No.27332440

>>27332355
>TZA
>SQQQ
>SPXS

>> No.27332445

>>27332371
>Already crabbing in premarket

Nope

>> No.27332447

>>27331257
based moneymaker

shits bout to blow uppp

>> No.27332468

>>27332371
there a 50% chance it will

>> No.27332494

>>27332379
go back there

>> No.27332505

>>27332062
I just don't understand your bear case for SNDL. Very easily the best weed stock right now

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>>27332031
>white w*men and mystery meat shitskins
I hate americans so goddamn much

>> No.27332562

Is the meme stock craze over already? Can I come back to /smg/?
Even my quants' whatsapp group is invaded by iduots talking about meme stocks.

>> No.27332567

I want to invest in the semiconductor ETF, should I hold off for now or just put in the money now?

I have most of my money in the market (QQQ, PLTR, NIO, AAPL, etc) but I fear that a big crash is coming

>> No.27332598

>>27332562
Just wait for the market open, most retards aren't awake yet

>> No.27332600
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>pre market are green

>> No.27332605

>>27332494
Reddit is now a viable source of DD, so I will continue to go back there you nigger.

>> No.27332614

>>27332567

buy gme, amc, and ag nigger

>> No.27332638

>>27332517
polyps have to go back

>> No.27332642

ROLLS ROYCE

>> No.27332682

>>27331347
>>27331161

This and the rest il re invest into other stocks.

>> No.27332693

Might fuck around and dump life savings in agq

>> No.27332695

>>27332067

Gonna need more of that

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>>27332605
And stay there, you stupid cück

>> No.27332726

>>27332567
Gotta do TQQQ if you want to make it. 100% TQQQ

>> No.27332756

>>27332031
Why has God abandoned us?

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Are there any pre-market charts out there?

>> No.27332833

>>27332638
reddit has to go back, nigger

>> No.27332840

>>27331347
This.
Pretty based desu.

>> No.27332872

>>27331980
You need to apply to be a margin account
Account Features -> Brokerage & Trading.

>> No.27332888

>>27332605

you have to leave faggot

>> No.27332893

>>27332567
Just buy TSMC and ASML my niqqa

>> No.27332902

>MEME stocks
$GME
$BB
$NOK
$AMC

>VALUE stocks
$PLCE
$PLTR
$CLF
$AQB

>DIVVIE stocks
$anytobaccostock
$memetechstocks
$sodastocks

also $TSLA is overvalued but I don’t have the money to short it

>> No.27332932

>>27332695


>>/bant/12050891
>>/bant/12050891
>>/bant/12050891

>> No.27332964

if the last few days are any indication of what will happen today, i would recommend selling at open and buying back an hour or two later

>> No.27332974

>>27332562
Momentum has dropped out among normies but a lot of the pump groups are tricking them into saying gme is going $1000 so still some bs

>> No.27332985

>>27332695
>>>/bant/12050891

>> No.27332987

>>27332562
it's really messing with my head on my regular trading, I feel like a hipster. I was here making money first, fuck off normies reeee

>> No.27333039

>>27332902
shutup retard

>> No.27333060

>>27332726
TQQQ not available in EU, some cucked rules sadly

>> No.27333082

>>27332964
perfect, flawless, fullproof plan, works everytime

>> No.27333099

>>27333060
But euros have the turbo 500X leveraged etfs, no?

>> No.27333101

Poop! :D

>> No.27333112

>>27332964
this but an hour or two before close

>> No.27333122

Is it time to cut my loses with BB? I'm down $30

>> No.27333144

>>27332505
it isn't though. Have you even seen their previous year 10-K? The shares are diluted to high hell. The money they are raising doesn't even cover the debt they accumulated. They have no presence in the American Market. Their only hope is being bought out CGC. Which is not likely.

>> No.27333148

22UA

Take my energy OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.27333157

>>27332902
>>Stocks I have money in and want you to pump so I can dump
>$PLCE
>$PLTR
>$CLF
>$AQB
Ftfy

>> No.27333194

>>27333099
I've seen 20x on ETFs, yeah. But a 2.5% dip gives you a margin call if you go all in.

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Kinda broke it off with my stripper gf over the past couple days.
There was a little “suicide threat”, but it’s a much, much softer landing than I was expecting.

>> No.27333235

>>27333157

Those are all long plays. Make of it what you want

>> No.27333244

>>27333122
buy high sell low friends

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>>27333198
CONGRATULATIONS!

>> No.27333274

KGC!

>> No.27333285

Its 4am. I should just stay up all night so I'm here when it opens, right?

>> No.27333289

>>27333194
I'd rather play with those than have TQQQ is all I'm saying

>> No.27333297

>>27333198
Don't kill yourself, buddy. Hang in there.

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>>27331398
>>27331594
>>AG already 40% up in the pre-pre-premarket
Do I still go for it, or am I going to end up buying high, selling low?

>> No.27333314

>>27332505
did you not see the rat issue theyve had or the rampant mold problem with their growing setup? these people growing this stuff are fucking retarded so unless they change their methods its still shit also i doubt they can compete with their jewy prices as the average roastie knows they can get cheap stuff thats well grown for cheaper.

>> No.27333331

>>27333289
well that's stupid

>> No.27333343

>>27333297
>Don't kill yourself, buddy
From her, not me

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27333371

>BCRX Pre market
Good morning I love BCRX Shill

>> No.27333374

>>27332985
Post a pic of your milkers on there

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>>27332682
>>27331347
I saw a hooker over the weekend with my GME gains.

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>>27331222
nice numbers but this morning is not boring. premarket and futures are popping, silver hit the gas pretty hard with +12% so far, dollar ALSO IS UP??? And natty gas +7%. Now with silver I have a decision to make. Around here I would normally take some profit out but I think I might be greedy and let the whole entry amount ride. Silver CAN moon shot very hard on occasion.

>> No.27333433

>>27332031
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6tT_PMnEbU

>> No.27333436

>>27333299
It was up 50% a couple minutes ago. There is a very high chance of a major dip after open

>> No.27333451

>>27333299

I’ve held mining stocks for a long time and one thing I can count on them to do is dump massively for no fucking reason.

$AG is NOT a buy

Source: dude just trust me

>> No.27333492

>didn't sell Brookfield Renewable Partners BEP at $50
>its down 10% since the memes started
I think all of the hedge funds are selling their long positions to pay for their short positions, and my BEP, AMD and AAPL will suffer bad. Should've sold to go truly all in on memes. I'm such a cowardly boomer investor.

>> No.27333529

>>27331955
>SLV

no one gives a fuck about SLV you moron.

Buy PSLV

>> No.27333552

WILL IT DIP SO I CAN BUY MORE LADS?
IM ALL IN ON MINING CORPS
REEEEEEEEE I NEED TO FOMO MORE SHARES

>> No.27333553

>>27332964
>>27333112
I would love to sell high and buy back down in the dip, but I'm a Robinhood scrub and I'm scare they will flag me as a dirty day trader and limit me.

I will hold until the final peak, then keep holding.

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>>27333374

>> No.27333583
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>>27332985
Based

>> No.27333591

>>27331955
>>27332043
don't get me wrong though, I don't care for the politics or the movement or if the hedgies live or die. leave that all the reddit

But if silver is pumping, I'm going to make some money on that pump, give myself a leg up

>> No.27333603

I should stick with boomer ETFs. Bought GME on thursday, read about silver on thursday but decide not buy. Of course it's exact opposite of what I should've done.

>> No.27333619

what ticker am i buying?

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>>27333556

>> No.27333670

>>27333556
That’s a man

>> No.27333678

how to i check the price of stuff in exchanges around the worlds?

>> No.27333682

>>27333619

gme, ac, and ag

maybe sndl

>> No.27333683

>>27333529
Any rise in one will be arbitraged into the other

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>>27333556
WAIT NO THAT'S A PENIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>27333636
nigga u gay now sorry

>> No.27333696

>>27333670
/biz/tards say that about every girl

>> No.27333700

>>27333060
EQQQ is, it's 2x leveraged

>> No.27333712

>>27333591
Fuck yeah I'm probably going to buy some SLV calls (again) and get bogged

>> No.27333737

do the sneedful buy the sneed, be the sneed.

>> No.27333757

>>27333248
>CONGRATULATIONS!
Thanks. It was hard as shit.
I’m never going to let shit get anywhere close to this far again any fucking time soon.
I still have a lot of guilt over this that I think will never leave me.
Never really broke up with a chick before. It’s going to be so fucking easy from now on.
I think I’m going to get a spycam and start recording the chicks I bang when I start back up.

>> No.27333769

Opinions on DFLY?
150 mil marketcap drone company. Somehow near ath. Do I catch the knife?

>> No.27333778
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SOLAR CHADS RISE UP!

>> No.27333780
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27333780

>>27333198
Now u just need 2 find anotha and repeat until you're in ur 50s! Tell your boss at the hotline how you saved her life, heroic
>>27333556
tummy

>> No.27333781

>GME hype already dead over the weekend
>new stocks getting memed are longs owned by hedge funds
Man you guys are retarded forever thinking you can "beat wallstreet" after falling for the most obvious bait. Only took them a weekend to win haha

>> No.27333782

God help me, I'm thinking about getting back into CLF. I've swung it successfully 5 times now. But I still really hate holding that stock.

>> No.27333815

>>27333636
>>27333670
>>27333690
>They didn't know from the first picture

>> No.27333822
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>>27333695
Have a smoother gif anon

>> No.27333824

>>27333198
Good

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>>27333678

>> No.27333854
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>>27333780

>> No.27333900
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>>27333822
Thanks fren!

>> No.27333905

>>27332964
Brokers take a long time to sell in the morning so I usually sell high around noon or 11 PM PST

>> No.27333918

>>27333712
Wait for a dip you know the iv is fucked

>> No.27333936

>>27333781

Wall Street lost tons of money over this. They haven't won anything.

>> No.27333948

>>27333854
How often do ya reckon he has to shave?

>> No.27333965
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>Dollar rising
>market pumping

Yap, totally no manipulation here

>> No.27333968

>>27333682
which AC?

>> No.27333990
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>>27333815
we know. It's just highly irregular for faggots to expose themselves to people who are able to identify and doxx a person.

>> No.27333998

>>27333619
I like GNUS

>> No.27334006
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>>27333781
Melvin bot

>> No.27334007

>>27333968

amc*

>> No.27334009

>>27333842
At this point I do need a D20 to predict prices.

>> No.27334023

>>27333948
I usually have to do it once a week.

>> No.27334037

>>27333948
every 2 days for the face
nair every week for the body

>> No.27334077

>>27333198
>no pics

>> No.27334079

>>27333854
Imagine being the father of a faggot ass son who spends his mornings thinking this is how mentally healthy people spend their time. I sure am glad I don't have fuck up children like your dad.

>> No.27334096
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>>27333965
This shit usually happens to DOW and NASDAQ every weekend. I made the mistake of holding calls on UVXY too many times to realize that

>> No.27334145

i dont want to wageslave anymore bros ;_; why is life so horrible

>> No.27334147

ive been asking about this silver meme all day i really dont get it still

>> No.27334153

>>27333299
guess I'm waiting till market open and hope for a drop
>>27333436
this
>>27333451
retard give real proof

>> No.27334190

>>27334007
silver is a counter meme by hedgies

>> No.27334205

>>27333405
Based.

>>27333780
>find another and repeat until you're in ur 50s!
Holy fuck, no.
I’m going back to my goal of trying to bang half of Seattle when I start back up.
This was traumatizing, dude.
>Tell your boss at the hotline how you saved her life, heroic
About how I dated a flaming hot, suicidal stripper, led her on, and then broke it off when she was moved in?
Hahaha. Good one.
I haven’t even really informed them that I was living with a suicidal stripper to begin with.

>> No.27334222

>>27334153

Dude just trust me, okay?

>> No.27334229

>>27334023
>lurk more

>> No.27334246
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>>27334147
>>27334190
>le reddit army

>> No.27334272

>>27334147
It's hedge funds tricking retard redditors into pumping their long positions. Literally the most clear distraction that everyone is falling for.

>> No.27334290

>>27333824
It really sucked :(
I never want to do this shit again.

>> No.27334300

>>27334222
thanks anon bought 100k

>> No.27334330

>>27334246
im not buying their bags

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27334338

Silver better go down before my or shorts go tit up

>> No.27334379

>>27334290
Just be glad the suck is over for now. The best thing you can do is let this help you recognize when a situation is bad.

>> No.27334397
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>>27334077
And it will stay that way, nigger.

>> No.27334400

>>27334096
I don´t know, this shit is very strange

>Dollar rising
>Bonds dumping
>Market pumping

This shit should be connected

>> No.27334418

>>27331219
>he didnt buy at 65

>> No.27334424
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>>27331572
different name, same jew behind the curtain

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>>27332018
losing 3% every single day guaranteed.

>> No.27334446

>>27334229
>kill yourself

>> No.27334498

>>27334400
Rest of the week is red, red, red.

>> No.27334525

the day of reckoning is upon us

>> No.27334527

>>27334379
>The best thing you can do is let this help you recognize when a situation is bad.
It taught me to rip the band-aid off fucking fast and hard.
Also, chicks moving in is a huge no-no and can be subtle and sneaky.

>> No.27334528

>Pfizer earnings this week
This shit going to jump at least a little, or am i retarded ?

>> No.27334534

>>27331295
buy the military/police
for the us, helicopters, m16’s, and bug repellant spray stocks

>> No.27334544

>>27331108
can i freely trade stocks if i live in another country? my friend lives in a smaller country and im thinking of visiting but i want to be neet and trade stocks and crypto forever.

what if i renounce my citizenship to this hellhole?

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AHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>> No.27334584

>>27334528
Pfizer is such a huge fat old beast that nothing moves it much.

>> No.27334588

>>27333556
I asked for you to post in the bant group you made. I could clearly see you were a trap and if anyone said you were hot or they wanted to have sex with you, It would of trolled them. Please don’t give me anymore (you)’s. Also you can give this all up and stop feeding your delusion. Start working out and get a nice tomboy gf. Then impregnate her and make sure your kids stay on the right path because you know how bad it gets from the wrong turns you took. It could be a wisdom stronger than most in that area but you need to stop this fallacy now.

>> No.27334619

>>27325569
>>27325632
Carrie and Lowell (Sufjan Stevens) and green tea

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>>27334446
>t. shitposter 3000
I actually have stocks. What is your portfolio looking like?
>show you mine if you show me yours

>> No.27334665

>>27333060
>>27333099
>>27333194
>>27333700

I don't think EQQQ is leveraged

2x NDX: FR0010342592 - Lyxor Nasdaq 100 Daily (2x) Leveraged UCITS ETF - Acc

Otherwise use certificates (2-25x long/short) but be aware of the barrier:
https://www.gs.de/en/products/leverage/long-short-factor-certificates/nasdaq-100?direction=long&order-by=spread-rel_asc&page=1&underlier=NDX&view=advanced

>> No.27334690

>>27334145
Put enough into the markets so you dont have to wage slave. Dont try and get rich of shitty reddit agendas and shit coins tho. Make a portfolio of solid stocks and watch them grow and take out what you need to live off every quarter.

>> No.27334719

>>27334527
That's good. It's like with trading pharma stocks, once you get burned once you've learned and wont let shills convince you to let their bags into your folio even if they're only $.90 a share.

>> No.27334753
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27334753

what silver meme are we buying the pre market / open?

>> No.27334767

>>27334534
So Olin they make nato ammo

>> No.27334778

>>27334397
I mean you are the one throwing her to them instead of dominating a thot

>> No.27334801

>>27331347
I'm going long on Candi but shorting Savhannah

>> No.27334811
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I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT THIS. FUCK

>> No.27334823

>>27334753
Polymetal

>> No.27334826

>>27334397
kill yourself you fucking shit skin

>> No.27334833

hearing good things about
STPK
OEG
anyone got these?

>> No.27334836
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>>27333900
Heres a faster one

>> No.27334839

>>27332693
Im buying in today

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27334878

>>27334811
Could be worse

>> No.27334882

>>27334527
>chicks moving in is a huge no-no and can be subtle and sneaky.
I tried to warn you scoops. At least she is gone and you are free to peruse the fish markets for local hipsters and tourist groupies alike

>> No.27334890

>>27334811
that's not GME

>> No.27334909

>>27334753
AGQ

>> No.27334910

>>27334811
Who gives a fuck, amc always dumps at open

>> No.27334935

>>27334826
>>27334826
Post your portfolio you larping highschool pasta faggioli

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>>27334811
Same i bought gme at 10 and sold at 12

When it went to 50 i told myself not to buy the top

>> No.27335004

>>27334588
im not a trap I'm jsut posting old pics from when I was an 18 yr old.

I will literally marry the first tomboy I see but I don't think they exist anymore

>> No.27335020

>>27334719
>once you get burned once you've learned
This was a very epic burn, dude.
A very different caliber of burn.
I’ve ghosted a chick that was fat and smelled and she still messaged “hi”/“hey” every month or so for a full fucking year.
This was a hot, suicidal stripper that fucking moved in. This was a super heavy loss to cut, man. Very different magnitude of lesson learned here.
I think my “stray cat” mentality has been completely destroyed.

>> No.27335021

>go to bed while /smg/ is full of boboposting and red futures
>wake up to every single holding in my portfolio green in pre-market
Hmmmmm

>> No.27335051
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27335051

Why do I insist on holding crabland cliffs?

>> No.27335053

>>27333781
This. It's fucking unreal how easily the sheep were led.

>> No.27335075

>>27335004
post your positions or go buy some fucking rope you inbred cousin fucking herpes infested kike

>> No.27335086

>>27335021
Made me think

>> No.27335087

>>27334778
>I mean you are the one throwing her to them instead of dominating a thot
She moved in for 2 months, dude.
You said “dominating her”, not “getting married”

>> No.27335130

>>27334878
>just dump your 2 million shares at the very peak price bro
lmao journalists

>> No.27335142

>>27334619
Sufjan Stevens is so comfy

>> No.27335150

sneed

>> No.27335152

>>27335075
go back to /pol/ you larping mutt mystery meat nigger

>> No.27335159

>>27335051
based cleveland cliffs retard

>> No.27335184

>>27335152
Are you white?

>> No.27335224

>>27331572
>>27335142
comfy is just a code word for boring desu

>> No.27335239

>>27333198
>much softer landing than I was expecting
wait. this is a bearish engulfing pattern.

>> No.27335241

You still alive BCRX anon? It's up 24%

>> No.27335265

>GME barely $5 up in premarket

Holy shit people are going to be holding the biggest fucking bags this week

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>>27334826

>> No.27335269

>>27335051
Keep on holding until March fren.

>> No.27335268

>>27335224
code for "will likely blow brains out by 30"

>> No.27335281

>>27335152
see>>27334621
Still havent seen your positions you larping assberger having bag holding rusty cumdumpster

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>>27335267

>> No.27335302

>>27334811
I sold my 10k stack of Chainlink at 50 cents and my 1k of GME stack at $15. Don't worry too much about the missed gains, just focus on the future. This moon mission still isn't over.

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>>27335224
that sounds like non-comfy cope to me

>> No.27335322
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27335322

my mom just gave me 1000€ to buy stocks
she is always very happy when I tell her that I made some good profits

how do I double that money? She doesnt have a lot and I want to give it back to her

>> No.27335333

>>27335159
Every FUCKING DAY THIS SHIT STOCK DUMPS
GOOD NEWS? DUMPS
BAD NEWS? DUMPS
NO NEWS? DUMPS
MARKET GREEN? DUMPS
MARKET RED? DUMPS EVEN HARDER

IVE HAD ENOUGH, LET ME OFF THIS TRANNY’S WILD RIDE

>> No.27335353
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>>27334826
>you fear the BBC

>> No.27335358

Are we buying silver today with the redditors?

>> No.27335363

>>27331108
Do you own any GME? Is the short squeeze gonna happen?

>> No.27335379
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>>27335241
BCRX SHILL COME OUT I JUST WANT TO TALK!

And say thank you!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>27335021
They were breddy red at the start there. Futures decided. So gap up open and then who knows.

>> No.27335422

>>27335333
lmao are you guys trying to be the new tanker trannies?

>> No.27335429

>>27335322
50/50 NAK and RYCEY
Best covid recovery play

>> No.27335433

>>27334882
>I tried to warn you scoops
About chicks moving in?
I had no fucking idea. It’s mesmerizing.
I’ll never miss the warning signs again.

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>>27335353

>> No.27335448

>>27335142
Yeah he's amazing.

>>27335224
Yeah if you're low-IQ.

>> No.27335466

>>27334190
I Know you're knew but every time i notice reddit banning a topic it goes parabolic
The mods are brought out

>> No.27335477

GME will go to $1000, but there won't be any buyers. Take your principal and play with the houses money. G Luck lads

>> No.27335478

>>27334079
Lol, harsh.

>> No.27335479

>>27335358
Not me, I hate boomer rocks.

>> No.27335495

>>27331161
What gains?
Never selling

>> No.27335501

How do I set a sell in premarket with fidelity it never ducking works

>> No.27335510

>>27335353
Indonesian?

>> No.27335589

>>27335358
jp morgan owns full retard huge amounts of silver, they've been shilled. The hedgies found a new tool to manipulate markets, Us.

>> No.27335596

>>27335353
White woman like buff black guys. Not Eddie Murphy.

>> No.27335599

>>27334621
This is the most retarded portfolio I've seen in a while. The fuck is with all the tiny ass investments in everything?

>> No.27335625

>>27335239
>this is a bearish engulfing pattern
She’s currently chilling on the couch; I’m not slamming the lid shut on her fingers, per sé.
You might be right that this has room to get worse.
I’m taking all my meds with me to work tomorrow.

>> No.27335629

>>27335281
oh wow look we have a warren buffet here
go choke on a niggers dick you fucking sub human

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27335636

>>27335479
>silver
>boomer rocks
UUUU zoomers will never learn

>> No.27335643

New bread

>>27335617
>>27335617
>>27335617

>> No.27335671

>>27335477
>but there won't be any buyers
Yeah except for the fucking shorting hedgies who get forced to because their brokers don't want to get fucked.

>> No.27335677

>>27335477

Just hoping to cash out $4K. I’m at $2K right now

I should have sold when it hit almost $500

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>>27335224

>> No.27335742
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27335742

>>27335298
IMMA NIGGER.
A MOTHERFUCKING NIGGERMONKEY.
>OOH OOH AH AH

FEAR ME, JANNY JEWNIGGERS!

>> No.27335745

tfw no libido

monster, booze, and securities analysis has made my dick soft

>> No.27335824

>>27331161
Ma lil game stock doin sum

>> No.27335825

>>27335322
Watch the big stocks like microsoft vs GME. Once gme crashes their value will jump back.

>> No.27335924

>>27335599
Those are my investments. And I do believe the percentage gains are pretty impressive compared to most frens.
>>27335629
Still have yet to see your portfolio you larping highschool cuck. Go daydream about having a business, wife, kids while learning how to interpret poetry.

>> No.27336112

>>27335924
oh wow listen to mr. college student here he made a whole THREE THOUSAND DOLLARS trading the stock market

>> No.27336224

>>27335671
Eventually, they'll get out. It's a game of musical chairs, someone will be left holding the bag. Once the buy side disappears, the last guy holding the bag when the music stops, is going to ride this shit down to sub-$20. No sellers, she goes up. But this is a two-way street, no buyers, watch out below.

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27336391

>>27336112

>> No.27336408

>>27335322

Half Nokia physical shares, half $4 calls for a month out.

>> No.27336409

>>27335353
indonesian?

>> No.27336410

>>27333683
Yes but don't buy paper you idiot. It does NOTHING for the price.

>> No.27336488

>>27335625
Lmao she's still in your place? You are in for a ride my fren.

>> No.27336877

>>27335501
You need to call them to get them to allow it. You might need the 25k that it takes to be a day trader for them to allow it, I forget.

>> No.27336993

>>27336391
cope

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>>27331161
Define gains. I'm not selling.