/biz/ - Business & Finance

first

guys can I just hold and afk until shit opens in USA????

puk puk

>>27325605
"Doge is the future"
-Elon

4

Let's just go to sleep boyos.

Tomorrow we will be rich.

>>27325693
yes

LETS KEEP HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODLING

77.4k holding on, don't be a pussy.

>>27325693
yes

expect media to pick up musk's comments tomorrow and spin it as a positive. i'ts been fun bros see you tomorrow

>>27325706
Attention-seeking retard detected

>>27325693
Just hodl until the moon. Keep however much doge you have and leave it until it one day skyrockets.

Fuck its going up. Is this it???? Is it happening????

hodl

feel the pump

SOMEONE JUST DROPPED 5MILLION AT $4.01 AND THE PRICE DIDN'T EVEN BUDGE

I'll buy in two hours more for the dip . Today will be crazy

Guys hodl and don't panic, we will make it soon you can trust me, look at my id

>>27325706
>>27325706
>>27325706
He's our messiah actually, dogecoin in id

>>27325605

http://clf.dob.jp

\o/

I SPEND MY DAAAAAYS JUST MOOOOOOONING

You retards should be looking at $SHIB not this dead ass meme coin

HOLY SHIT GUYS

Jirenbro here. How is your night going :)

>>27325925
based, start shilling this everywhere

>ultra poorfag
>stuck on jewbinhood
Should I dump my meager 1381 DOGE at the next peak and go for a different app? I don't want to miss out.

>>27325925
Almost made me spit my beer.

>>27325925
>leaving out the part where he says Doge is joke
Anon I-

>>27325925
dont know if u made this but spread this shit like wildfire

>>27325975
now you have to quote e-whores, SAD!

THIS IS THE IMAGE THAT MOONED DOGE

>>27325975
Well that’ll get us to $0.15

If it breaks .4 and holds its gonna skyrocket.... Come on please doge....

>>27325925
yes

>>27326000
thats the point

>>27326032
Shouldn’t “Dogecoin” in the actual quote also be colored yellow?

what does the price do now guys? is it over? feels like this was the exit pump. i hope not, but it sure feels like it.

>>27325925

>>>/biz/
https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1356052776338468865

DOGE please.

>>27326000
>>leaving out the part where he says Doge is joke
>Anon I-

But thats literally the good bit. Normies love the underdog (no pun intended).

>>27326140
did you even read the thread retard it’s just beginning

>>27326140
this was barely a pump

>>27325752
Based

82 K diamond paws reporting in

>>27326172
you mean the underdoge?

>>27325752
>>27326195
check these diamond paws

>>27326140
You’re going to ignore the Robinhood normies itching to buy doge?

>>27325955
I'm up 1000% in SHIB and am still hodl because I love my doge and shib

So should i paw- BUY?

How many hours untill normies in us can buy doge with robinhood?

>>27326245
>that average cost
If the devildoges favor us we're going to be pretty comfy from this. Here's to fortune and glory.

>>27326310

depends if vlad goes and kills himself after elon dryfucked his bunghole

Keep it ups bros, just a little more patience, 0.1¢ in a week I guarantee you. 100% info, you can just trust me by my ID.
SELL AND HOLD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>27326245
Is that Uniswap?
Where can you check that?

>>27326310
they're not allowing crypto with instant deposit right now, i think they're allowing it at the start of the trading day, so like 6ish hours

Only trade this shitcoin with a very tight stop loss for your own sanity.

Guys.....
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1347126794172948483?s=20

$5 EOM

>>27325996
no time, stay where you are for the meantime and buy more if you can. trying to switch now will cause you to miss the swings. this has max of 1 week left before it drops to stable and sub $0.01 levels again

>>27326393
RH, i'm stuck in limbo there until they get the dicks out of their ass

>>27326245
Yeeet WGMI

Alright you fuckers I put in $50 more at 0.039 let's goooooo

i have about 10k doge will i make it?

>>27326575
>>27326575

Buy another pawful

>>27326575
I hope so because that means I will have made it twelve times.

if it wont pump to at least 7 cents I will be bummed. no tbecause of the money, but because of the hype for nothing

>>27326575

I have 500k, lick my balls irl and i'll double your stack for you

>>27326634
Man's best friend wasn't trained in a day.

>It won't pass .41

This is Elon's curse

>>27326431
Shiiiet bruh I thought he said dat shit wuz a joke bruh, I sold dat shit hella fast lmao no cap I shouldn't have tho lmao

I have $10k worth of doge bought at 0.009 I refuse to sell until it reaches 100 dollars fuck you, even if I die I will pass it down to my kids kids kids kids and tell them to do the same thing I don't care.

its happening bros

>there are people ITT who panic sold at 0.03 and thought they could buy back at 0.025

Good night retards, we will see if we gonna be rich or assfucked. Bless.

>>27326690
it's been doing that all day

>>27326575
>>27326628
>>27326677
I have 19 mil you poorfags

>>27325605
>>What wallet do I use?
>exodus
>Ledger
>Trezor
>Atomic Wallet
>Guarda Wallet

Okay, but why can't you just use the open source wallet from the dogecoin official website and install it on a computer you actually own? Why is that, of all things, not on the list?

>>27326722
based as fuck

>>27326784
Pics or it didn't happen.

>>27325605
Thoughts?

>>27326032
Q predicted this...

guys, why is it moving so much when barely any volume is exchanged?

>>27326850
i like your funny lines magic man

>>27326850
based interpretation

I got $2400 @ 0.0383

Just around todays bottom (I hope lol)

My $12.94 of Dogecoin has crashed to $12.68

big oof

>>27326835

>>27326983

Finally time for a little shut eye. These next few days are gonna be wild I think. We're gonna make it.
Unless you sold. You get to live with your sin.

>>27326983
Don’t you dare fucking sell anon
DIAMOND FLIPPERS

>>27326983
>using the inspector to change the value of the html element client-side

Faggot

>>27325605
why are we dumping again dogebros?

Guys... Are we gonna make it? I cant wait for the next few days to be over. Im so exhausted. I hope it all works in our favour dogebros.

Bought 10000 coins for around 450$. How fucked am I?

I will try to bake one more but might pass out beforehand, if you do not hear from me by 280 another dogechad must take up the mantle

>>27327129
lube up and enjoy the ride

>>27327107
Because I want to accumulate at a lower price point

>>27327126
dude i had like 2 meals over the weekend, hardly got any sleep, staring at charts all the time
i'm so exhausted even though i literally did nothing

>>27327156
Remember how 0.025 was realistic a day ago?
This IS the accumulation point now

>>27326911
>>27326935

If this makes me money I'm going to buy korean bbq for my best friend! What you lads gonna buy?

.02 might be the new .002 if it dumps it wont dump that much, .02 seems like the strongest support, good spot to refill assuming anons here are right and the moon mission is still on. i have my doubts but i will probably still buy a bit more if it drops, still holding. sleep time, good luck dogebros, sorry if im being bearish, just thought elon would do more meme magic for us.

>>27326978
Do I dump again?

>>27326809
>>27325605
Okay if all I have is a debit card with a credit union, what's the fastest way I can get "approved" and buy some doge? What service do I sign up for?

Also pornhub takes doge now, so you can literally buy porn with meme money.

>>27327250
plot of land in montana so i can build a homestead and drop off the grid

>>27325605
ok

>>27326983
Wow poorfag detected
Unlike me ofc

>>27327250
Chik-Fil-A tendies. It is the only option.

>>27327291
u fr? they take doge?

So guys, when will burgerland normies buy up? Their morning, about 6 hours from now? Thats when theyll finally be able to access their robinhood shit?

ayo....bruh... my dogecoin stock finna go to moon n shieet

>>27327250
First, more DOGE (if the next pump is actually a moon it’s confirmed for stable coin)
Second, half of rest goes in ETH (due for a new floor in next few months)
Third, a telephoto lens (long range bird pics)

$23k dogecoins

will it reach 10 cents?

>>27327369
https://cryptobriefing.com/pornhub-now-accepts-dogecoin-payments/

Yes. You can literally buy porn with meme themed cryptographic currency.
Now tell me, if all I have is a debit card with a credit union, what's the fastest way I can get "approved" and buy some doge and send it to my computer? What service do I sign up for?

>>27327291
Not that I approve that shithole using it, but the more mainstream it becomes the easier it'll be for it to moon. Also, newfriend, RH for US, Binance for EU/Rest.

>>27326850
>>27326911
>>27326935
>>27327208
I'll be laughing so hard when we easily smash a dollar. Welcome to the future!

>>27325605
holding DOGE is literal nightmare for me, I need to get out
can we please get back above 6c again please

>>27327528
epic

how do I make a cryptocoin? We need Gokucoin. Brazilians will buy that shit up

>>27327380
It’ll probably be a little later in the day. I doubt these people are going to roll out of bed first thing and execute a trade.

>>27327535
don't sell pussy you'll regret it for life

>>27327498
based cryptocoomer

>>27327588

>>27327250
Freedom from my student loans.

TO THE MOON

>>27325904
Just put in 100$ on this post alone.

>>27327501
I thought Robinhood was the ONE thing NOBODY was supposed to be using since they keep fucking over everyone?

>>27327250
food

I keep getting id not supported when I try to sign up with Binance, fuck this dogshit site, give me better recommendations

>>27327250
DD implants for my ladyboy gf

>>27327719
it is, but some of us are stuck there until we're out of the woods on this shit

Robinjew fucked me over and I cant reinvest the dogecoin that I sold at the .046 peak. What do I do anons

>>27327754
Based

>>27327719
You asked for the fastest way. RH approves fast, but it might cuck you of buying.

>>27327250
trying to get a place of my own desu just a decent apartment will do

>>27327745
kraken

>can sleep knowing that if it dumps 50% I'll only be down what I've already gained
and then I'll just buy more, what a fun weekend this has been. we're all gonna make it bros

>>27327204
same. haven't been this obsessed with a stock or crypto in a while, it was worth it

>>27325904
sell half your dogecoin?

>>27327719
It is, I’ve had no issues with binance. But I also set it up months ago.
>literally got into crypto just to buy a meme pass
>hobby has already made me hundreds of dollars
>now might make me thousands
>meme pass doesn’t even work on /biz/

really hoping for this shit to take off and forgive me of my sins of being a depressed junkie retard and blowing alot of my student loans on stupid shit

Elon is a sneaky little shit.
he always buys big bags, then makes some "haha random" tweet about some crypto, like he did with bitcoin and doge, because he knows this always causes guaranteed 10 - 20% spike and then dumps during that spike
it's literally free money for him, but at the same time it's a dick move because his doing massive dump stops the peaking

>>27327786
hodl and wait

>>27326809
https://dogecoin.com/getting-started/#linux-desktop-os
Literally what is wrong with the official wallet?

>>27327786
Keep your money, there is an infinite coin limit on doge coin this is not like bitcoin, if you owned dogecoin from a while back this was a good way to make money but it's never going to happen like this.

Yo guys, check out On Balance Volume and Accumulation/Distribution, why the hell have they swapped and what does it mean? Acc/Dist has dropped while OBV has risen since it cracked .05, did people bail or is it a momentum signal?

>>27326978
IT JUST DUMPED TO $12.46

WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT IT WAS POOMPING

>>27327925
Trust the plan

>>27327977

Newfag here it's goin to blowup faggets I'm a boomer and I already know about memecoins.

Let's fucking go goyim!!!!!!

>>27327887
Yeah I basically realized its shit and I wanted to just get out without any losses, but now I want to ride the normie wave and make a lil profit.

>>27327786
Lol Robinjew.

Im holding forever so I don't get trapped.

>>27327887
What about just buying dips and selling peaks? Even putting in small amounts like $100 and waiting for a 120% should work no? Nobody seriously HOLDS on this, right?

I have no idea how to set a sell limit on robinhood so I guess I'm holdin until morning, though I suspect it won't change until the afternoon

>>27326742
yup europoors again.

>>27327887
>infinite money
Better chuck your fiat as well, totally worthless.
Also, what is law of diminishing returns?

>>27327588
>GOKUGOKUGOKUGOKU
Mind=broken

Damn it I should have sold it at 0.08 then put it into XRP, fuark. Oh well, lesson learned.

>>27328125
The issue with this is it’s happening so fast and so responsive to memetic influence that dips and peaks aren’t reliable. But if it follows the same pattern it did before, those dogs are quickly becoming worth 10-100X their initial value in a matter of days. It’s a scale-free pattern that will keep repeating until it reaches a new accumulation point that people a week ago would’ve considered ludicrous. This is unironically the time to hold

>>27327977
$12.29

CUNT HOW AM I MEANT TO AFFORD BREAD AND MILK

CENNO DOESNT COME IN UNTIL NEXT WEEK CUNT IM FUCKED

This pattern can theoretically continue infinitely with nice swings to trade while continuously raising the floor in a very stable manner leading up to Flare launch as long as people keep buying in and market cap continues to increase.

>>27328283
you're retarded

Is Elon even on the stream any more?

MOTHERFUCKING ROBINHOOD LET ME BUY MORE DOGE; IT BEEN OVER 5 BUISINESS DAYS!!!!!!

>>27327881
Yeah, he's an absolute cunt and nowhere near the "tech messiah" he's made out to be.

>>27328332
ITS NOT HAPPENING CUNT STOP JUST FUCKING STOP ITS ALL GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE

I'm gonna get to bed, lads. Hopefully there's a dip tomorrow so I can buy more. Pretty impressive that 4c is the new floor when it was 2c just last week.

How high can doge realistically go?

>>27328461
this fag is losing his mind over 65 cents

>>27328488
idk, altho i get the feeling inflation is making it go at a 0.035~ steady

>>27328394
Remember how 0.08 was insanity a week ago?
And a 0.035 floor was insanity 3 days ago?
I ‘member

>>27328488
The honest answer. It has already gone the highest it will ever be. Smart people sold when it hit its peak. It's over.

>>27328326
I've heard that water fasting is pretty good for you.

Are you actually in such a tough spot that you can't afford bread and milk? Damn that sucks

>>27327348
Doge-sama... I kneel.....

>>27328530
Every cent counts on centrelink

government needs to raise youth allowance

>>27328461
Actually, it's far from gone; retard. Almost time to sell XRP and flip to DOGE before you retards catch on and pump it hard for me when you FOMO. Then DOGE to XRP rinse and repeat blah blah blah.

>>27327250
Born in a poor family, only option for education was a fuck ton of student loans. If this really fly up, I will pay this shit back first, then upgrade my pc.

>>27328564
Smart people sold at the peak and bought at the < 3 mark waiting for the 10c mark.
It's been floating above 3.5 for a while when in the past it could barely break 1

>>27328488
Based on these lines I thought looked cool, it’s increasing geometrically. Next accumulation point at 0.05. After that may be the moon mission due to confirmed stability
>t. tard

>>27327350
God I wish we had Chick-fil-A here

>>27327250
>If this makes me money I'm going to buy korean bbq for my best friend! What you lads gonna buy?

Whatever i make (assuming i dont get greedy and lose it all kek) im just gonna put towards my mortgage.

I hope we all make it doge bros.

>>27328283
That's a good way of putting it. I tripped on acid and realized everything is all just perspectives. The stalk market just puts numeric value on perspectives.

>>27328562
>And a 0.035 floor was insanity 3 days ago?
nooo it need to dip more so i can buy more bags, i sold some bags at 0.04 hoping for a big dip, but with only 0.005 difference i will make shit profit

>>27328820
i like your funny lines magic man

>>27328586
Not quite but I am broke (currently studying), live at home and need to improve my finances and move out but can't do that until the mortgage is paid off. If I can somehow YOLO my way to $100k+ I can pay off mum's mortgage so I can move out without her losing the house (long story). Every cent counts, can't afford losses and basically I'm trying to red paperclip my way out of this shitpit. Probs can't be done but I have to try otherwise I'll be stuck here for years.

>>27327250
I'm gonna sell half and put it on bitcoin and start buying both monthly to save up. If doge starts going over .20 I'll make it 80%/20% with bitcoin.

>>27328958
If I trade $20 into $50, $50 into a few hundred, I could snowball from there and never have to think about being a fucking poorfag ever again.

>>27328958
That sucks to hear man, really cool that you're trying to pay off your mum's mortgage. I hope you do. Good luck homie

>Spent 200 on doge
>Worth 228 right now
Objectively winning

Closing at 40% let's gooooooooooo

>>27329185
>spent 300
>up to 380
It’s weird how invested I am despite playing with 2 “trying to get laid” dates’ worth of Monopoly money
Probably because I bought in at 0.033 DCA and it ain’t going below that again

>>27329368
you need to spend money to get laid? Lmao

>>27328958
Godspeed, my brother

>>27329086
Thanks man. Tbh one of the main reasons I want to do that is cos she's gone full Qanon/tin foil over the last year and I just can't be around her anymore without her trying to tell me about that bullshit which stresses me out. Due to centrelink bs our finances are tangled to the point that if I move out (which I had the opportunity to do this year) she'll lose the house and I won't have any inheritance. Legit tempted to YOLO any money I have if it'll get me closer to moving out and actually being independent.

>>27329520
She needs a good ass fucking.

>>27329520
sounds like my mom lol total tinfoil non stop. just another reason to move out for me though

>>27329586
blacked, yes

>>27329520
If you're going insane over losing 10 cents, you would kill yourself over losing 100 dollars, which will happen a lot because of insane volatility.

>>27329449
Alternative units of measurement are
>2 weeks of binge drinking (alone)
>5 full-ish tanks of gas (pre-Biden)
>literally <1/100th of a BTC
>1 actual prostitute (mid tier)
>2-3 car insurance payments
>0.5 - 0.2 of a month’s rent
>6000 blowjobs from your mother

Still enough to care about but not enough to stop enjoying the ride

https://twitter.com/genesimmons/status/1356111451878993922

"Not recommending any of these to anyone. But yes, I also bought Dogecoin, XRP and others. Make of it what you will."

lmfao

>>27329514
cheers man, just trying to soak up any and all tips and advice on here that I can so I can steadily and consistently trade up.

>>27329586
bruh

>>27329635
My sympathies. She's still a lovely woman and isn't totally gone but holy fuck letting people over 50 years old access the internet non stop has been a mistake.

>>27325605
>Binance.us
>>27326195
>>27326172
>>27326487
>>27326750
>>27326809
>>27327291
>>27327498
>>27327719
>>27327885
SHOW ME YOUR CUTEST DOGECOIN MEMES

Based Gene Simmons

>>27325752
13K checking in and confirming hold position.

>>27329820
Also requesting the one of the doge in a spiffy space suit for next OP image

>>27329788
I feel. I love her but can't go a day without her trying to get me to watch some conspiracy video she found on facebook or youtube by some random person who wont show his face

What do you fags use to trade this with

>>27326000
If you don't gather he's saying that from what's there, you sir are retarded.

>>27329820
>When you dump and he keeps pumping

>>27325752
Binance isn't letting me buy more until my account verification like next week.

>>27327348
Holy shit

Crypto noob here. Why do i need a wallet? What happens if i just leave my coins on Robinhood/binance etc??

got a question
When it hits the moon, i should trade it to bitcoin or what???im not prepared for the moon

>>27330085
Then it's not really YOUR money.
An actual wallet installed on a PC you have full control over is actually your money. Google what happened with Mt.gox.

>>27330085
You and everyone you love will slowly turn to ash

>>27328828
build a franchise with your doge gains anon

>>27329449
Unless you're some kinda giga chad, you spend money one way or another, dates ain't free

>>27329520
If my time on /pol/ has taught me anything, it’s that the best way to deal with that stress is pitch your own conspiracies on a subject you know best. Embrace it, anon. Tell her about GME and the short sell fiasco and how plebs are actively wresting control from the pedophile vampire elites by beating them at their own game. Fighting it is what causes that tension. But there’s no reason you can’t have fun on these topics until your moon mission pays off the debt. You’re already here. Might as well learn to honk.

>>27330095
Get a space suit retard

>>27327348
Absolutely based. YGMI.

>>27329968
binance

>>27330095
BTC holds value, fiat does not, what do you think?

>>27327250
I'm helping my mother and buying a watch

>>27330188
So like how do I into wallet?

>Elon
>Trending
>Memes going viral
Be honest, how high you think it's going?

>>27330195
ChikFilA actually has a weirdly stringent franchise application. Whole essay about how God is an important part of your life. I’ve seen med school applications with fewer bullshit hoops. Damn is that chicken good though.

0.07 EOD, 0.1 By Thursday

Dont miss it biz

This coin doesn't have enough momentum to start pumping again. Change my mind.

Should I buy right now?

>>27330302
Biscuits and minis at breakfast are tits but that is gay.

>>27330379
yes

>>27330216
This sounds like a shill scaring normies into selling. Imagine if the govt would just call companies to tell them to stop selling? lmao

>>27330379
I am not a financial advisor and just emigrated here from /mlp/. But based on the last few days and the highly compressed chart patterns, it’s not going below 0.035 again. Go for it.

>>27329520
This >>27330216
Conspiracy theorists ignore counter claims, feed her less bullshit theories instead, once she's on board with that do the same again until she's into what's actually happening. Boil the frog.

OH NO BITCOIN DON'T GO UP YET

>>27330575
Show your buy orders.

>>27330524
Well yeah it probably is, but doesn’t that prove either way that inflicting paperhands in normies is the only strategy they have, short of outright manipulation? Fuck RH has proved itself to be a literal Ponzi scheme in the last week.

>>27326722
Diamond leash

>>27330295
he literally called it a joke

>>27330368
Americans are asleep, yuropoors don't count.

>>27330575
Surprised to hear that /mlp/ even talks about crypto also Trixie best pony.

>>27326750
I'm just in for the price of a video gae so nothing to lose but maybe a house and white children if we win. Rollin Doge FTW.

>>27330701
They have no liquidity and can't pay out. They also have a pending IPO and if they upset the hedgies it will tank them. If the government wanted to do something, they would issue an executive order with some bullshit to avoid it blowing up.

>>27325605
Why are transactions failing and taking so long to process? Is there some fuckery going on trying to cover the short position on GME?

just sell all your doge so it will go down and i can buy a ton

>>27330575
I disagree, it can still trade below .035 for the next 12 hours without breaking the upward trend, after 12hrs any movement below .035 would need a reversal prior.

>>27330685
Bottom to top
>0.0312
>0.0290
>0.0288
>0.0380

I’m just in it for the fun but we are literally holding above my DCA even after the last “dump”

Best place to buy now?

anyone buying on uphold ?

>>27330964
Based

> SUCH FORTUNE
SUCH FORTUNE
> SUCH FORTUNE
SUCH FORTUNE
> SUCH FORTUNE
SUCH FORTUNE
> SUCH FORTUNE
SUCH FORTUNE
> SUCH FORTUNE
SUCH FORTUNE

>>27330951
It’s possible but I don’t see that big a drop happening in the next 12 hours considering how stable it’s been after multiple tests. If anon is wondering if he should buy now, it looks like 0.035 might be the safest limit and even that’s iffy since it didn’t drop that far after the Elon thing. Already many reports of people here setting limit trades on what they thought was a reasonable floor and then it never went back there. I just have no idea if there will be another major dip to complete the mini-cup and handle before it goes up, but the pattern seems very consistent at this point.

>>27329935
Same with me. My brother's basically started zoning out whenever she tries to talk to him about it but I don't have the mental energy to do that. Only time away helps.

>>27330216
>>27330579
might try this, but usually me talking politics or anything just gives her an opening to go "WHAT ABOUT HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE WHAT ABOUT ELECTION FRAUD WHAT ABOUT THIS AND THAT"

>>27330575
What is your reasoning behind this? Also what is this chart meant to be I'm a brainlet

>>27330295
0.15
>>27330884
It's their clearinghouse fucking them and the other new brokerages, they need the liquidity from the banks who are also covering the shorts of the hedgies getting fucked by the GME shit. So really it's back to the banks who have taken on stupid risks, if they fuel the clearing houses they get fucked by the short squeeze when they need to cover for the hedgies getting liquidated, hedgies they also invested in, if they tighten credit they get raped by PR and probably sued but that may be cheaper than playing fair, if the hedgies survive the squeeze. I'm betting on government intervention pouring credit into the system to "stabilize" it, it sells well and everyone likes more debt. And a dying fiat is good for Doge/Crypto in general.

>>27331469
it's gotten to the point where everyone in our familar has blocked or disowned my mother. she's gone full tin foil. flat earth, hologram moon, antivax, ancient aliens. name a thing and she believes it probably.

Still HODLING

>>27330718
"I like cryptocurrencies... Occasionally, I make jokes about Dogecoin, and they are really just meant to be jokes.. Dogecoin is made as a joke, to make fun of cryptocurrencies obviously, but fate loves irony! And often the most ironic outcome is the most likely, or the most entertaining outcome is often the most likely. And arguably the most entertaining outcome, the most ironic outcome, would be that Dogecoin becomes the currency of Earth in the future."

> he literally called it a joke
Did he tho?

>>27331563
>I'm betting on government intervention pouring credit into the system to "stabilize" it, it sells well and everyone likes more debt. And a dying fiat is good for Doge/Crypto in general.

>>27331469
I mean those are both objectively true points, ngl. But you’re the adult, you gotta emphasize stuff in your own wheelhouse because you can speak about it with conviction. That’s what boomers go crazy for, they’re surprisingly easy to win over with passionate speech.
>t. also has trust-the-plan mother

>>27330302
maybe it's because they don't want literal fags or jews trying to open them up, seens pretty based to me tbqh

The anticipation is sitting in my stomach like a rock.

>>27331650
He DID call it a joke. And that's what it is. It's a joke against the entire financial world.

Imagine a world backed by fucking dogecoin. That's the joke, and we're literally living in clownworld right now, so it's probably gonna happen.

It's just nice the jokes are on the wealthy for once, between this and GME

>>27331643
Lol on the flip side my mum believes almost all that shit but she has also managed to get nearly everyone in the family onboard. Whenever she goes to a relatives house they will literally spend hours and hours watching videos together and she won't get home til anywhere from midnight to 2am. AFAIK the few friends she has are also fully into that shit.

>>27329774
EVERYBODY SAYS HE'S PUMPING GOOD
AND THE DOGGY KNOWS IT'S UNDERSTOOD

>>27331546
The absolute state. How about you do some research on TA before throwing your last food money on something.

>>27331546
That’s the price of DOGE over the last several days since it peaked. If it was a simple pump, it would have tanked and flatlined. Instead, every drop is compensated by a sudden surge of buying, and the price floor gets lower each time as more people develop diamond paws. That’s a signal of increasingly widespread faith in it long term potential. This isn’t the trajectory of something about to go down again. But again, I have no idea what I’m talking about and am relying on drunken pattern recognition.

this coin has no statistical way it can fail anymore

>>27331469
i literally try to spend most of my time outside of the house with my girlfriend or on my computer zoning

>>27330575
>>27331296

Thanks for your insights anon. Is your job finance related or something?

>>27331793
There was a point where my mum had people on her side, but she grew more and more extreme. And tried to get everyone to outcast people for *not* believing her theories. That’s where most of us took offence. Aggression pushes people on the fence off the other side. Why so many centrists go right wing too. The left pushes them away callum them right wing. Got called a white supremacist because I’m a centrist. I’m not white :)

>>27331893
>no statistical way
Are you making a serious mathematical claim or just throwing words around?

nah, it's xrp for me

>>27331885
>price floor gets higher
Fuck

>>27331893
It will return to the floor.

>>27331967
I just watch Arcane Bear and have spent many hours strongly interpreting the schizo dot. This is a meme coin powered entirely by public confidence, gut instincts might unironically be your best bet.

>>27325605
>Probit
>Binance
>Binance.us
>bittrex
>kraken
>Poloniex
>uphold
>exodus
Which one isn't Mt. Gox 2.0?

>>27331986
the only thing that could kill it is the short sellers. but they failed. Once it’s capped, it’s donesky. It goes to the moon

>>27331296
I doesn't seem like the cups complete if that is a cup, the volume is still too low post dip. What are your thoughts on the accum/Dist vs the OBV, the latter should imply stronger sentiment but it look like we've lost accumulation despite going higher. The normal trend is a volums reop before a breakup/down, I agree with the trend up but it doesn't look absolute with decreased accumulation.

>>27325605
imagine buying a meme coin because a meme CEO said so on a meme social media site, keys nigger

>>27332143
I'm retarded but I understood moon.

At this point, ANY cryptocurrency is going to do really well. People have almost lost all faith in paper money, and after this dumb bullshit with GME literally bringing wall street to its knees AGAIN, I wouldn't be surprised if ALL crypto saw a good increase.

Doge just happens to be popular with the normies. But honestly, you could pick any of them on the board and not be wrong.

>>27325605
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>>27332345

>>27329820

>>27332345
>PLEASE DROP BACK TO .02 SO I CAN GET BACK IN IM SORRY I SOLD! PLEASE DROP BACK TO .02 SO I CAN GET BACK IN IM SORRY I SOLD! PLEASE DROP BACK TO .02 SO I CAN GET BACK IN IM SORRY I SOLD! PLEASE DROP BACK TO .02 SO I CAN GET BACK IN IM SORRY I SOLD! PLEASE DROP BACK TO .02 SO I CAN GET BACK IN IM SORRY I SOLD! PLEASE DROP BACK TO .02 SO I CAN GET BACK IN IM SORRY I SOLD! PLEASE DROP BACK TO .02 SO I CAN GET BACK IN IM SORRY I SOLD! PLEASE DROP BACK TO .02 SO I CAN GET BACK IN IM SORRY I SOLD!

Buy in now while you still can. 0.04 will soon be the new low.

>>27329820

>>27332266
it’s quite simple really. it’s a shit coin because it’s infinitely inflating. That makes it unviable to moon. everyone would be worth trillions. but if it gets capped, which it has to in order to prevent this, it will become a real coin. At that point, it has value, and it’s price is increased. This tied to its popularity, makes it inevitable that it’s going to succeed. Elon knows this. he drives the price down so he can buy more. It’s going to upset the entire financial system and he’s going to make bank.

>>27332578
>but if it gets capped, which it has to in order to prevent this,
How does this work?

>>27332192
We live in a memeworld anon, you need to adapt

>>27332578
>>27332687

People are saying it wont get capped anyway because devs abandoned it a long time ago and it would require too much work.

Pump it

>>27332759
Unironically this. Doge is a simple meme, old enough that even your grandma knows it. It doesn't have the expensive baggage that Bitcoin does.

>>27332192
it's a meme world
thats just how it works

>>27332687
it’s meme popularity is going to push it past a dollar.‘there is no way around that. this is why they tried to kill it. so many doge knights are holding millions of this coin. if it reaches a dollar, it will be a big deal. But, it’s popular, so it’s going to happen. the only way to stop it is to short sell it, but now there are too many celebs invested. once it hits normie market hours, it’s game. it will reach a dollar. once it does, they will be forced to cap it to limit wealth. at that point. it’s valuable. really valuable.

>>27332192
dont tell him to keys himself
you keys YOURself

trust the pan everybody

people were talking about doge being a good investment before all of this remember that, everything so far has only reinforced my optimism desu

>>27325783
^this

stock market is gonna get fucked, crypto is gonna explode, BTC has about as much trust/confidence as the real currencies, and guess what cheap-ass meme stock all the incoming fresh-to-crypto normies are gonna keep buying ludicrous amounts off forever, because it pumped a couple times?

DOGE is forever. is gonna be DOGE vs USD pretty soon, and DOGE is gonna end up on top

you just wait until the "pump doge" challenge starts out on YT or whatever

>>27332806
>People are saying it wont get capped anyway because devs abandoned it a long time ago and it would require too much work.

>Could potentially become billionaires
>Too much work

I refuse to believe this

>>27332806
that may be true, but i don’t believe it. they know who one of the developers are and it’s being petitioned. that’s the gamble

>>27333002
if it was going to fail, it would fail tonight or tomorrow. once normies buy it on rh, that’s check.