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anytime i've seen this question asked i've seen people suggest to convert it to monero on some websites

You're a fucking nigger. Taking something that isn't yours.

>>27322288
Hey, this is a start. Thanks. Do they convert to monero and cash out from there, or to monero and back again?

>>27322294
Too bad!

>>27322101
reporting this post to the police

>>27322101
God DAMN. Poor mofo here, feel free to send some ETH to the addy in my name.. I’m a peasant

>>27322430

>>27322359
i don't know more beyond just saying to convert to monero. Perhaps some other monero anons can help

>>27322504
Sir when I figure out how I can get away with this clean I will send you about tree fiddy

fucking nigger. you take 10% and hand them a new paper wallet with the key. dip shit tax, not theft. a coachable moment.

>>27322101
uhh you can make a wallet not tied to your name easily...

Make a new wallet, transfer it, exchange to monero, exchange to UNI and quit your job

>>27322101
Give it back Jamal

>all these people helping a norman redditor nigger
sad

>>27322650
>>27322664
This is what I needed.
On it. Thank you /biz/, this guy is a hobbyist investor with money to lose and I am but a simple wagecuck. This will be a greater boon for me than it ever would be for him.

>>27322637
>>27322706
>>27322779
Damn!!! Leave it to some casual racists to coach me on morality.

>>27322101
Pass it through a tumblr then to monero

>>27322101
Transfer it to Kucoin. Convert to Tether. Transfer Tether from Kucoin to Personal Wallet.

>>27322101
well bitcoin is anonymous

but they can see your bitcoin wallet ID and then if they can link it to you say goodbye to your kneecaps for sure

>>27323533
I'm not giving my bitcoin to some blue haired feminist fatty are you crazy

>>27322101
It’s a public ledger dipshit, good luck.

>>27324556
i don't need luck when i got cool people (not you) on /biz/ to help me!!!!

>>27322706
Crypto is based. Only the smartest niggers who get their hands on your wallet info will recognize what's before them. And even then, they still aren't smart enough to steal from you without incriminating themselves.

>>27322966
There's nothing wrong with racism. Theft, however, makes you a nigger.

>>27325126
Racism is wrong!! If you really think theft is bad I'll make you a deal. Say "I'm sorry black people" and I'll leave the man's bitcoin alone.

>>27325254
I don't care what you do, I'm just telling you what you are.

>>27325314
Then you have become complicit in my theft.
NIGGER

>>27325346
Nah.

>>27325497
Only you have the power to stop my niggardry.
It is completely out of my control. Everything I do from here on out rests on whether or not you apologize to all black people for your racism.

>>27325254
>Trying to steal money
>Lecturing others about morals
Wow, a nigger and a Jew

>>27324475
Tumbler* sorry, phoneposting xd

>>27325580
Sir I'm going to have to ask you to apologize to the black people. You can leave the Jews out of the apology though.

>>27325631
Tell you what, send me half the BTC and I will personally go up to a black person and tell them I'm sorry for posting "nigger" so much

>>27325780
Okay but I get to choose the black person. Deal?

>>27322664
unless the dude goes to the exchange and gets your IP from them/kyc info when you make that monero conversion

>>27322430
>implying OP isn't FBI

>>27325885
good to consider, ty for the input

>>27322101
Sell it to a nigger on Craigslist stupid

letting nonwhites learn english was definitely a mistake

>>27325945
boy im irish as fuck!!!!

>>27322101

How did you come across it?

Forwarded this post to FBI

>>27326097
I work IT. A customer called in and had the information in a word doc while we were screen sharing. I took the liberty of screenshotting it.

>>27326131

I do too. I mean how did you know it was a wallet?

>>27326166
Because he was telling me about how he's been trading crypto recently, happened to just have it right up on his screen when we connected.

>>27322101
>Use a VPN
>Go to "Change Now" exchange
>Swap to Monero
>Swap Monero to ADA another exchange site.
>Swap ADA to ADA to ADA (mixer)
>Do whatever after that.

>>27322101
You're going to burn in hell for this.

>>27326196

Ah so it’s not a wallet file? I’d be careful then, if he looses the $ you’ll be on his list unless he’s an absolute retard.

>>27326315
Yeah, thats my only concern. Unless he's this careless often I'm certain I'll come to mind if everything just immediately disappears. Planning on waiting a bit on it.

Fuck that guy, he should have protected his investment. Good luck anon

>>27322359
Use BTC to buy XMR and then hold because XMR is the only real cryptocurrency. If you're a faggot you can go back again, just make sure to use a separate BTC wallet that's not connected to you.

>>27326357

Yeah play it long for sure.

>>27322101
Yes please tell me more about how you plan to launder these bitcoins

>>27322966
id rather hang out with a casual racist than a scumbag like you, thankfully it shouldnt be too hard for them to backtrack where their information was stored and there is software/teams to analyze the blockchain so it will very likely come back to you

>>27326466

I wonder if the glowies think the memes are funny.

Also, don't steal anything, OP.

>>27326616
probably
>>27326664
im not taking advice from a goddamn furry

>>27322865
you will go to hell, for real

have you even accessed the wallet yet?

>>27326698
I'm going to buy a new desk and couch beforehand though.

>>27322101
You are NGMI. I hope you never will make it you nigger

>>27322101
You are akita dev 100%

>>27324615
crypto forensics is an ever evolving field. They managed to find the real ID of people based on a single anonymous transaction in the past. All records stay public. Good luck getting away with it

>>27326716
i have
>>27326612
sucks!!! we could've got dinner with my new windfall of cash but you're too much of a KEKBABY

You fags are getting baited.

>>27326357
your non-white intelligence has literally given all the info necessary to track you down. you better hope he isn't that careless, because if he is you're still the number one suspect, whether you took it or not nigger

>>27326770
Buy ULTRAKILL on steam today!!!

>>27326131

this is always my concern when I screenshare, so he's a bit clueless. But I'm an engineer in IT, I started in help-desk, feels a bit dishonorable to me.
You were called in to help the man and the first thing you had on your mind was stealing whatever you could.

I'm not going to pass judgment on you, like I said, he's an idiot for having this information visible to people. Especially people who can printscrn it.
But are you starving? Are you so hungry you have to steal to eat? I don't see you having a justification either.

kys retarded nigger

>>27326854
Wasn't even my first thought, until I saw it, then I considered it, then I screenshotted it, then I considered it some more, and now here I am trying to figure the logistics of the whole thing.

>>27325580
based post, this man is certainly white

>>27325981
oh so you are a nigger then

OP never had a real dad and now he must perpetuate his misery onto others.

>Swap BTC to XMR on decentralized exchange
>???
>Profit

for safety wait for XSN to release XMR/BTC

>>27325981

Where about a in Ireland you from? Culchie or actually civilised from Dublin?

Absolute knacker trying to rob someone’s btc. Typical pikey. Too stupid to get a decent job so just steals and feeds off the skilled people. This is happening all over Ireland. You gypos have ruined the country

>>27326131
You absolutely better believe you’re gonna be suspect lmao after that

>>27326947
You’re under arrest faggot

If you poors (I'm rich now thanks) don't have any more creative insults for me I am going to bed.

>>27327216
I’d never do anything like that but that would be a game-changer holy shit

>>27326278
We're already in hell, you fucking idiot

>>27322101
Also fuck u op, people need to trust crypto and feel safe using it

>>27327999
Congrats op. I’ll see you in jail

>>27328150
why are you going to jail

>>27322101
IRS GLOWIES ABOUND!
HARD STARBOARD! REVERSE COURSE!

>>27325254
Wow just wow so much wrong with this gay shit
>Racism is wrong!!
so is stealing faggot
>Say "I'm sorry black people" and I'll leave the man's bitcoin alone.
Stop trying to stroke your ego cock you know you wont leave anything alone faggot even if you convert some retards to your reddit cult.

>>27328248
If you don't say it you are complicit in all my crimes!!!

>>27328315
>If you don't say it you are complicit in all my crimes!!!
Are you delirious you fucking retard, grow up.

>>27322101
literal nigger

>>27328415
I'm going to steal now and it is all your fault.

>>27328442
>I'm going to steal now and it is all your fault.
I think you actually meant to open
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/ today bud.

Op is black

>>27328629
Agreed

>>27326772
Sources?

I am going to have to ask everyone in my thread to stop being racist please!!! thank you

At least go ride his pole so it won't be stealing but rather an exchange for service you faggot

send to a new wallet. then use Bisq (decentralised exchange) to swap for monero. If you don't want to use bisq, could use cakewallet but that may be more traceable

>>27322101
Pull it and exchange it for rubic. The trail will then go cold.

nice fake thread
post dick

>>27326772
How? Can't he just trade it into monero on a dex

>>27322101
Imagine larping about this and posting it here just so you can get called a nigger kek. Sort your life out OP.

>>27322865
Create a reliable tor bitcoin wallet account. Send your coin to there. After securing the coin find a way to hide trace using mixer tools (they get comission) or currency converters. Then get it back to finance sites like biance, turn it into USD and pull.