/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>27318824
>Files before they are wiped out by the shorts.
Smart bitch.

just because someone says BREAKING at the beginning of their tweet doesn't make it true, regardless of how funny it would be

>>27318824
Women once again revealing themselves to be worse than Judas and Brutus combined

Based Dr. Patel

BREAKING:
THE NEXT ANON TO POST WORKS AT MCDONALDS *FOR FREE*

>>27318947
He got what he fucking deserved.

>>27318824
thats the problem when you are rich and "buy" a model golddigger.. she loves your wallet not you lololol so you better stay rich lol

>too poor for my wife to divorce me

>>27318824
Prolly just giving her half now so he doesn't have to give up all his wealth when they go bankrupt

>>27319049
IMAGINE

>>27319111
Checked

>>27318824
>lose half of your total capital
>divorce wife and only give her half of the meesly shmeckles you have left
>get wealth back in weeks time
>bitch wife gets jack shit of your total wealth

All this drama, come on man. This might as well be politics

>>27318947
Kek based

>>27319111

Damn even his wife shorted him

>>27318824
confirmed?

I'm the reason why, I messed that hummus snatch up so good she's getting a swastika tattoo

Probably its a case of hiding money. M8 got divorced from his wife before going bankrupt for this reason

>>27319313
Yea, I just confirmed it

>>27318824

>My face when Pakis are the one who talk all that shit over the internet

>>27319111
My mother has literally admitted this to me about my father. They're all worthless.

>>27318824
>Getting married

>>27319060
It's not that money that's problem, it's that her husband was humiliated and lost social status. She won't give him a chance to get the money back because she can't stand being with a loser for even a second.

her stopp loss got triggered kik

>>27319122
This. He probably used his own assets as collateral.

>>27319419
why doesn't she just like, leave and find a better life? is she expecting him to make it big or something? wait, what if YOU make it big and she disowns you out of reflex

When is Gabe going to kill himself?

>>27318947
Lol, as if you wouldn't do the same. Just a smart business move.

>bank-plotkin
it's like you're in a tribe and all the tribe members (kin) carry out subversive plots for gain

>>27319483
kek

>>27318824

>>27318947
Divinely based and comedic pilled

>>27318824
hedgie hedgie
near a ledgie
shat his shorts and has a wedgie
if he jumps
i dont care
i'll just buy another share

>>27319656
>naming your son Shmerel

>>27319886
I would rope, that name fucking sucks

>>27318824
MELVIN CAPTIAL STATUS: POOED

>>27318914
i saw it on the internet it HAS to be true

>>27319483
LOL

FUD, theres no source or other mention of it on the internet anywhere.

>>27319886
show khazar milkers

>>27318881
lmao good point

>>27319483
AHAHAHAH

>>27318824
She should've cashed out sooner. She'll get half of nothing.

>>27318947
>anti women
Fuck off Christcuck/Muslim/Jew.

>>27318947
Or she divorces quickly, gets half, he loses everything, they remarry with half his money.

>>27320245
You will never be a real woman

>>27320245
What's the point of being a simp when there's no women watching?

>>27318824
He's jewish right? Was she a goy? This might be a win for us yet.

>>27318947
sorry women only hang out with winners. try not being a loser

>>27318824
Imagine you're a well to do Jewish boy growing up on Staten Island.
>You're father is teaching you the ropes of how >to short and how to long.
>You don't have to look for a girlfriend.
"That's ok! We Jews have a community matchmaker lady!"
>She introduces you to some plain Jane Jewish girl who largely ignores you, but she gets used to you
"Hey anon, wouldn't it be nice if one day you could make me rich?"
"Honey, you don't even know how rich we'll be"
>secretly she is busy thinking "we?"
>years later when you finally make it,
>she divorces you

>>27319122
Exactly this. Great ruse, though

>>27318824
if true surest news that melvin is indeed totally fucked

fyi this is not about golddigging it is about protecting assets everything handed over to the divorced wife is safe from any cases brought against melvin itself
so hes expecting to lose everything

>>27319340
so did one of the Enron CEOs

>>27319886
>tfw no cute jewess

>>27319598
Leaving would mean she'd have to work, or at least suffer a loss in quality of life. After a certain age you kinda just accept your life and settle into it, no matter how shit it is.

>>27318824
>bank plotkin

>>27318824
time to pay tyrone to pay her a visit with my gme gains

>(((Bank-Plotkin)))

>>27320328
>Or she divorces quickly, gets half, he loses everything, they remarry with half his money
This

>>27319049
lol u work at mcdonalds for free

Truly a hideous fucking family.
why does their son look like q blavk albino?

>>27318824
If he was smart, he'd have a prenup to protect himself.

>>27323616

init

>Women
The pinnacle of kikery. Based Jewess.

>>27319049
WE LIVE IN A
BOTTOM TEXT

>>27323780
Did the little boy already have a nose job?

>>27318947
third post best post

>>27320245
NGMI

>>27319727
Mumus... our time has come

>>27320245
uuhm that's not cool of you sweetie

>>27318947
Boobas?

>>27323780
Jew.

>>27320328
this. she took the mackenzie bezos pill

>>27318824
hahahahaa holy shit based pajeet

>>27320328
>>27325402
this, don't know about amerimutt laws, but divorce can be a way to limit personal liability by transfering assets legally if done early enough

>>27318824
Jesus fuck. Could we be dunking on these kikes any harder? Quick! Someone run over his firstborn with a semi truck.

>>27326436
>if done early enough
>case is filed yesterday

if kikes hadn't "liberated" women and this would not have happened. too bad, you reap what you sow

>>27319111
>too poor to have a wife

>>27318881
lmao jesus christ the jews don't miss a fucking beat. He probly told her to file lmfao

>>27319886
>imagine being so jewish your last name is "Bank"

>>27318824
she is probably doing it to protect their personal assets. If she claims half of it he cant lose it all to the banks he owes money too. You are idiots

>>27319158
He planned this.
What a fucking Chad.
Melvin, I kneel.

>>27318824
brainlets dont realize this is the way to save half your shit

>>27318824
haha that really shows him. ok guys we can sell now

>>27327357
>>27327438
yeah because so far his plans have been impecable

>>27327508
He probably saved more than half is personal wealth.

>>27323780

jews have got to be some form of demon. no human can look this effortless evil. even hitler, stalin, and moa look like they could've been jolly fellows if things had turned out different for them.

>>27323862
he might honestly have recommended divorce to her to preserve half their assets before he goes bankrupt

>>27319111
Czeched

>>27327120
this

>>27319419
Disgusting

>>27327438
it is really kind of sad that dumb people are too dumb to really know when they have a win or they got pwned. It is why they are poor I guess

>>27319122
This. It's just a covee story to hide their assets from the people they scammed.

>>27318914
BREAKING

I HATE NIGGERS

>>27318947
It's a smart move from both of them. I have seen jews do this before when the husband is about the be sued. You file for divorce. Let the wife get most. Then when your debts and personal liability become due you obviously can't afford to pay so declare bankruptcy. Once everything is over you get married again and you are back to were you where before but without any personal liability.

>>27319111
Checked

>>27327574
>>27318881
this

>>27318824
she knows if she divorces him later he'll have less for her to steal from him