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the fuck are you talking about

>>27309154
stonks? I'd go in. most popular one in USA.

>>27309211
the stonk market

honestly I'll probably buy a few shares but you should really put more money into the coins traded on coinbase. when it goes public a bunch of normies will flood the site and start investing, tons of shit will moon

>>27309211
https://www.cnbc.com/2021/01/28/coinbase-plans-to-go-public-through-a-direct-listing.html

>>27309372
Which ones are you thinking anon? My guess is those that offer staking through coinbase, as I think normies will like the idea of “earning interest on muh crypto”

>>27309361
From 200 what’s a realistic prediction

>>27309154
Maybe, I don't buy IPOs because they usually dump. That's kinda the point
I'll let someone else become a baggie and let them have a quarter or two of reports first

>>27309618
stonks don't understand crypto, do they?
some of the hedgies might, but this is still gray market area for them. cb holds a large market share though, even with their crazy fees.

>>27309154
>meme exchange designed to fuck newbies quietly
>used by almost everyone
It's a tough call. Don't go long.

>>27309154
Never buy an iPO that shit always tanks right?

>>27309372
>>27309401
ohhhh ok
200 is a bit high for my liking so I probably won't get in until there's a dip
you do have a good point about the probable moons though
>tfw normies get link to 4 digits

>>27309885
>>27309790
Did you miss where I said direct listing?

>>27309154
coinbase is already in too deep with the government, all the regulation and scrutiny might as well go all the way. Bullish for institutional adoption, maybe they'll hire some more fucking tech support.

>>27309913
Maybe link but more likely XTZ and ATOM because >>27309539

Probably the shitcoins at the bottom of their listing as well

>>27310086
Idk how this relates to my question

>>27310281
they'll probably buy the shit in the rewards section, and btc. but I doubt this will bring new faces into crypto.

>>27310281
good point
i'll laugh my ass off if this leads to BAT mooning
>>27310457
no one thought app store meme brokerages would bring this many people in either, but look what reddit's done to the suits with GME
you never know

>>27310457
>>27310868
It’s not about bringing new faces to crypto. It’s about getting in early on the cuckbase listing on the markets and what the potential of that stock will be

And mooning from shit coins on CB is a bonus

>>27309154
Anyone remember when coinbase did a bitcoin cash ninja launch and told their employees (one posted it here)

>>27310357
He's saying if coinbase files they'll likely get approved because they hired hacking team, the silkroad judges, and a bunch of other shady government types.
Basically coinbase would break the law for the government to screw over the goyim, they'll get approved and probably run a fractional exchange.

>200 a share to start
What are they thinking.

>>27311256
It’s already approved for a direct listing
The article is literally posted on this thread

>>27311107
Quick rundown ?

>>27311634
Coinbase was backing the closed door New York Agreement with the bitcoin cash people (Craig, Gavin, Chinese miners, U.S. corporations, the CIA, etc.)
When the NYA failed to implement S2X and bitcoin split between bitcoin and bitcoin cash they were trying to meme a "flippening"
Coinbase was part of the plan.
One night randomly they launched bitcoin cash without any announcements and it caused a trading frenzy.
There were rumors floating around biz this would happen right before it did, so the employees were leaking information for something that should have been illegal.
Coinbase also refused to do coinjoins, segwit, and other transaction costs saving techniques while blaming the core developers.
They're bad actors in the space.

>>27309154
that's horribly overpriced

>>27311932
Thank you fren

>>27312058
What price would you go in on?

>just took the quiz on cuckbase to earn $3 in GRT
feelin pretty badass rn ngl

>>27309154
>>27312058
I heard $160 a month ago, now $200, it will be $300 by the time they list
I still have $5k in cash and $5k in bitcoin im ready to throw at it, however.

>>27309154
there's no fucking way im buying at $200

why shilling a fake ?
are you sure this niggers try to bring something good?
I don’t follow them and why should I do it?
I have base on my wallet and uniswap exchange portfolio
I have brains to use Cascade and get passive income

>>27311932
yeah they're a really shady exchange but they're still most popular in USA.
I can't verify KYC that requires a selfie because my driver's license is a 15 year old photo.

>>27312058
~50
shit will probably explode anyway by virtue of being the most popular crypto exchange

>>27312147
meant for (You)
>>27312737

>>27309372
>stonk market
>cuckbase
Can’t you retards talk like normal people?
How am I suppose to take you seriously?

>>27312706
Maybe spend the $20 bucks and get a new license??

Does anyone check the BAEX exchange (#baex)? I found a post about this defi binary project, looks like it is a new gem. A lot of instruments, bonus model and profit range from 180 to 220%. It will be good with the modern algorithm. As I get, they have Yahoo Finance quotes source.

What do you think about this platform?

>>27312147
I would go in without a thought at even 100. 200 is a bit much.

>>27309154
Gift the thousandth goddamn time, hi by VYGVF, wait for Coinbases to set a massively overvalued market value, wait a day for Voyager's market cap to catch up, then sell it. Is not fucking hard.

Herd rumors of the ipo being launched with ico?

>>27310357
It actually did address your question you obstinate faggot God damn I hope you get ass cancer.

>>27312889
Git gud Fagget!!!

>>27312889
>frogposting iToddler
wew lad.

If a direct listing is true, I will honestly put $75K into it. Normies will pump this thing because it has the word "COIN" in it and "sells those coin token linkaroonies thingies that everybody talking about and can make you a millionaire overnight." Sure, it's not a longterm hold, but easy...EASY gaines. This is a 2-3 week no brainer money gainer.

Now once I take my winnings out, I'll be buying more GRT, UNI and AAVE with it. Gonna be goo' times.

>>27313310
i like it desu i will tail

>>27315467
Nice namecalling, real mature

>>27315467
>implying
>>27316926
>cringe

coinbase puts

>>27309539
this. its actually one of the reasons i bought algo when i first got a cuckbase account. no ragrets

Am I being schizo paranoid when I'm scared away by KYC reqs for crypto trading. Seriously uploading photos of my ID? That sounds like a great way to have your identity stolen.

>>27318321
you own a computer, probably one made after 2010, so it's already been rooted.
you own a smart phone, it's already been rooted.
you leave your house, there's cameras on every street corner.
you use the internet.
and you probably use social media too.

we're paranoid and we need to just give up. we're just another drop of water in the sea of data.
know how to protect your accounts though, don't reuse passwords is 101.