/biz/ - Business & Finance

Recently sworn in Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen has issued an unprecedented new lockdown order. To preserve the nation and Secretary Yellen’s ability to collect “speaking fees” from major hedge funds such as Citadel, Secretary Janet Yellen has announced that retail traders, colloquially known as ‘dumb money’ aka non-Harvard MBAs, will be restricted to one stock transaction per month. Also, options trading will be limited to only verified investors with a net worth greater than $10 million. Outraged Robinhood investors have responded from their basements with a hunger strike in response to these limitations on financial services.

The hunger strike has caused a drastic drop in chicken, onions oil and flour commodities; the key ingredients that comprise the main fuel source of retail investors: Tendies. Stocks for Tyson Foods $TSN are in freefall as the CEO has announced tendies consumption has collapsed to levels not seen since before the invention of the TV dinner. While the US surgeon general expressed his view that a diet might not be the worst thing for many of these sausage fingered retail investors, the long-term consequences for many in the supply chain of tendies manufacturing are sure to devastating.

Failed 2004 Presidential Candidate, John Kerry, has responded that displaced tendies workers will be able to find other jobs. The hot dog water industry, for example, was suggested by Mr. Kerry as a growing industry and an alternative to tendies manufacturing. When further questioned by reporters on the number of consumers of said hot dog water Kerry replied, “I’ve heard great things from the many fine people of this nation that hot dog water is both delicious and nutritious. I have not had the privilege myself to consume such water, but I do frequently imbibe in rose water, and hot dogs and roses are both pink, so I’d imagine they are quite similar.”

https://thestonkmarket.com/janet-yellen-to-impose-financial-lockdown-on-retail-traders/

Reminder that this image is not just a meme anymore

YOU PUSH IT

Toasting in a fresh bread
>ARKQ holdings

Lol

While there are many speculators prophesying the consequences of these new regulations on retail trading, one thing that is for sure is a strife has been created between two generations. One generation, born in the 40’s, when vacuum tubes were the norm and being a shoes salesman could support a family of 4. This juxtaposed against a generation often cast as lazy and entitled but, in reality, has faced numerous recessions and literal lockdowns that prevented people from working. Could you even imagine going back in time to The Greatest Generation and telling one of those stoic losers they could not work their livelihood? Fairly sure that would have you ending up with two black eyes a sore jaw.

Maybe it is time for many of thodr born in the ‘Silent Generation’ to get a clue and go the way the name suggests. Just a thought. Having people in charge that likely didn’t own a computer until their 40’s or 50’s may not be the brightest strategy in this day and age of big tech and digital trading. The internet after all is more than just a series of tubes.

What's GME opening at tomorrow, frens?

>>27313123
Are you gonna eat that

AMC $7 EOD

Don't tell me you're going to hold GME past Friday?

>>27313067
which ARK etf is the best one?

>>27313123
Above 400 hopefully

>>27313123
$90

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/CLF

#SteelGang

>>27313156
>no

>>27313188
ARKQ, ARKG and ARKX (when it launches) probably
>dude drones
>dude catgirls
>dude space

Predict when the TESLA bubble will pop.
Burry already knows it will and hes 2/3 so far.

>ABML
<BNKU

im going to sleep brothers, good night
(if amc goes under 10 bucks i am financially ruined)

ITS HAPPENING!

nvda

>>27313240
That's a man

>>27313223
That's a little too hopeful since it's likely to hit $500 by EOD.

>>27313123
900 dollary doos.

>>27313123
550, dropping to 420, then shooting up to 650, halted, resumed, up to 720, halted again, crab, then 800 right before close.

>>27313315
Burry is always early. Sold GME early. Shorted the housing market early. TSLA will pop but maybe 6 months from now, maybe in 2 years.

>>27313163
Im going to be holding those anime buttcheeks past Friday

>>27313223
>>27313240
Good call

>>27313349
Of course Timmy's a man.

god I can't wait for the bellyaching on twitter/reddit/facebook about how the markets are rigged and how we need regulation to protect poor people because they literally thought buying meme stocks and making it a "movement" would make them rich and solve their problems holy shit

>>27313344
Good luck anon

What should I buy after the upcoming crash?

REMINDER: The market IS crashing tomorrow!

I really hope you bought Gamestop the past week

Attention all $GME and $AMC holders:

Tomorrow is a SCHOOL DAY, go to bed soon.

>>27313345
What's happening??

>>27313057

>>27313446
canned food

>>27313223
>>27313240

>>27313471
quit buying scams, kid

>>27313240
Wow you really are a nigger

>>27313240
typical fucking steel niggers

>>27313412
kek I'm kind of glad the SEC chair nominee is a former investment banker, he won't give a fuck, let the normies squirm, they give market liquidity

>>27313240
who said you can't wish for true love when you can wish for CLF

>>27313385
There is no tesla bubble. You guys are delusional. They have 50 billion in revenue and building battery factories everywhere. A year from now their outlook will be even that much greater. And they have done this shit like ten times in a row

>>27313574
Tesla and Gamestop are worth the same amount: $0/per share

>>27313574
I want to quote you and post a soiboy image but you aren't worth the effort

>>27313453
Crashing upward

>>27313574
Why buy TSLA when you can buy NIO?

Does your wife know you're gambling with your life savings?

>>27313067
>BIDU
>JD
Your queen is on my side now
>>27313073
There's no actual CCP shills here. Take your meds
>>27313123
Please tell me you bought GME when it was under $20. Holding it at this point is gambling

>>27313734
no, she's a drawing

>>27313730
>chink shit

>>27313240

GEVO
ICLN
SNDL
FUBO


YOU
ARE
WELL
CUM

I got in GME at $37. Should I sell blocks at $1k or are the retards going to pump it higher?

>>27313502
Canned food is not a meme. Everyone should have food stored in an emergency.

I HAVE $150 IN DIVIDEND PAYOUTS. WHATS THE NEXT KOSS?

Why can't I trade for Dogecoin right now? Is something up?

>>27313011
You had me there for a second

>>27313661
Short it, and post your “gains” then faggot.
The non faggots will keep buying as it soars past 3 trillion and literally launches into Orbit

>futures green
>DXY red
>10 year yield green
>oil green
alright /smg/.. I'm going to bed.. leaving you now to watch over the market for me. don't you fuck it up now, you hear? I'm leaving it with you in perfect condition, I better not wake up to find you broke it

GME
>AMC
GME
>AMC
GME
>AMC
GME
>AMC
GME
>AMC
GME
>AMC
GME
>AMC
GME
>AMC
GME
>AMC
GME
>AMC
GME
>AMC
GME
>AMC

>>27313921
I can see it going beyond 1k
People are talking about selling at 30k though that might just be delusion

>>27313751
>There's no actual CCP shills here. Take your meds

Who said anything about shills? I didn’t

trips and we're all gonna make it

FUTURESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

buy BILI

>>27314131
Futures are not real

>>27313734
Yes. She wants me to buy DIS

>>27313011
Can I hire you to report the news?

I use LOGI, I buy LOGI

>>27313772
Based

It was long ago and it was far away and it was so much better than it is today

>>27313936
Perfect place to ask dickhead

Can anyone please explain?? How and when is it going to go to $65 if it's constantly crabbing for a month straight

>>27313223
>>27313240
Wow great timing

>Nobody in here buying $AG
Idiots

>>27314081
Feels bad, man

Which etf should I invest in with my gains.

Friendly Reminder: If you buy anything beside BB, AMC, or GME for the duration of this week, you are retarded. Thank you for your attention.

>>27314373
>50 DOLLARS in 10 years


im gonna die in a year

>>27314333
Ok so cloned fish and steel.

>>27313751
LETS FUCKING GAMBLE BAY BAY

>>27314406
icln

Thoughts on Alibaba over the course of 6 months to EoY? I'm thinking it should have decent recovery/growth but would like to see if anyone knows more.

>>27314438
$AG Silver miner
>23% Short interest
>Low float
>Earnings 2/18
>Top of stocktwits tending bar all weekend
>The run on Silver sold out their store
https://store.firstmajestic.com/collections/all

>Never a more perfect storm to run to $25

>>27312938
>Green
WRONG.

>>27313163
That’s when my option expires so no

>>27313240
>CLF

>>27314081
>>27314376

Someone dropped some digies?

>>27314427
Normies are going to be jumping on BB when GME and AMC are over. We're ahead of the curb

no one ever speaks about MELI in here

Holy fuck boys Australian silver mining stock has gone up 30% today.

AG is going to absolutely fucking moon tomorrow holy shit this is it

>>27314823

Re-rolling

>>27313315
2023 when every other manufacture is pumping out electric cars and people finally realize that Tesla isn’t anything special

>>27314913
>Australia

>>27314183
Why is it dropping in the biggest bull month in months?

>>27314849
>MELI
Most of us are not in medical. Don't know what they produce or how useful it is.

>>27314839
normies are gonna give up on stocks forever once they get their asses burned by GME and AMC

>>27315008
>China

Gentlemen! If you could privilege me with your attention! I have an announcement to make!

>>27314653
>Get Jack Ma'd again
No chink investment is safe.

>>27315033
They try one more gamble to recoop their losses before giving up.

>>27314986
Silver is silver restard. Australian mining operations are AAA tier

>>27315033
I don't know about that. Yeah you get burned, but how far will the average person actually get burnt. I'm up 3x but I've lost 3/4th in the process.

Is the market going to crash?

>>27313123
$77 check em

>>27315243
Coke is such a meme. It's expensive as hell and it usually is god awful quality. Even if you get the real stuff, it feels great, but you spend $200 to chase a 10 minute high all night long. Shit sucks.

answer me bros
>buy on ROBINHOOD now and get queued till 9am
>buy at 9am after pre market open

>>27315243
Portions of it will. I imagine it's not a good time to be backing banks.

>>27315072
if i buy silver how do i dump it off fast if it does happen? i refuse to use ebay and paypal and live in the middle of nowhere

>>27315370
It’s a terrible drug. Only thing worse is meth

>>27315072
The silver pump I honestly dont know where its coming from but it is exciting to watch.

Must remain calm bros, I can’t let myself get screwed by FOMO

SO FUCKING BULLISH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>27314849
What is it, like a South American Amazon? Either way too spendy for me

>>27312938
>Green futures edition
The s&p will fall 10 to 15 percent from the top my friends. You saw here first. Next bill run is only beginning of May

>>27315419
I'm in big on the miner $AG. All boats will rise with the tide.

>>27315384
>buying at open

OH NONO ONONONONONO O

Started looking into leveraged ETFs, what's the harm in putting a bunch of money long term into UPRO? Seems like it'll just keep going up in general, barring we don't have another economic crisis

>>27313751
>Please tell me you bought GME when it was under $20. Holding it at this point is gambling
I had GME when it was under $20 and doubled up at $250.

These kikes are literally running ads trying to convince you not to buy more GME. There is nothing I've ever been more sure of in my life.

Rev up those defense and oil stocks, we're going to war with Myanmar lads.

https://www.npr.org/2021/01/31/962652693/myanmars-army-stages-coup-detaining-aung-sang-suu-kyi-others

>>27314653
After the Jack Ma criticism, the ccp said they intended on nationalizing it. I'd stay away

>>27315515
if youre wrong will you kys?

>>27313240
I'm I'm bullish on steel, prices just do not go down.

https://m.investing.com/commodities/us-steel-coil-futures-advanced-chart

This is the comfiest stock pick of 2021. $SNE chads be ready.

>>27315615
Oh yikes, we really are. Biden's White House will not let Myanmar do what we should have done. it would send a "bad" message to Trump's supporters if Biden did nothing.

green futures = crab/red day fyi

>>27315738
based

>>27313993
*psst* hey anon, you still awake?
...
..
HE'S ASLEEP NOW SHORT THIS PONZI TO THE GROUND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WE ARE GOING TO -15% TOMORROW

>0% buy
Kek

>>27315609
Do it anon, just don't go full retard. I even got some TQQQ and SOXL in my retirement acct's

>>27315609
>UPRO
Nothing, just put a 10% trailing limit to avoid bad days.

Buy the dips.

>>27315874
Wtf is the point of Melvin Capital? Who is dumping money into that piece of shit

>>27313123
Halt with a quick rise to suspended

>>27315505
yes, it's also the biggest bank in argentina
it only looks expensive because they didn't make any splits

>>27315738
Earnings are coming up soon right? Might be time to do a bull play

>>27315851
why thats green

>>27315079
Oh oh I love these! All ears, anon

>>27315874
>can only buy one share of GME

My entire plans tomorrow relies on my bank making a transfer out of my checking account before opening. They have 30 minutes to do it.

There are lots of option spread opportunities for GME, but I think they are all a trap because it's at risk for trade suspension. You'll get bogged hard

>>27315996
Don’t argue with me

So regarding ARKX, invest in a few like MAXR, SPCE, etc now or wait till the ETF?

>>27315615
If you knew anything about Myanmar, anything at all, this would not surpeise you at all. Everyone knew this was coming, it was just a matter of when. It's a non-event, really.

>>27315851
Oh no! It's crashing! What will I do!!!

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/peterffy-calls-robinhood-decision-to-allow-limited-buys-of-gamestop-troubling-im-not-comfortable-11611876619

>Speaking to MarketWatch on Thursday afternoon, Peterffy said that a so-called short squeeze can go on indefinitely unless someone intervenes, and it has the potential to ripple throughout the market.
>“It can take down the entire system, theoretically,” he said.

>He told MarketWatch that clearinghouses are at the center of these short trades, where investors use borrowed money to wager that a stock’s value will fall. The veteran investor said that losses in short squeezes, if prolonged, can knock down other brokerage platforms, a la the incident that took down MF Global back in 2011, when an estimated $1.2 billion in customer funds went missing.
>Clearinghouses play a crucial role in markets from equities to derivatives. They stand between two parties in a trade to guarantee payment if either side reneges.
>To protect itself against the risk of default, clearinghouses require their members — banks and brokers — to be well-capitalized, to deposit collateral and to pay into a default fund.
>“If a broker cannot collect from the losers,” in these short bets, then they “must have sufficient capital to cover losses to the clearinghouse,” which could lead to further liquidation, Peterffy told MarketWatch.
>“The broker may not have sufficient capital to make up for the losses, then they have to default on the clearinghouse,” he said.
>“I’m not comfortable with the current situation because if the brokers go, the clearinghouse has to collect from other members…and it is a domino effect,” he said.

It's actually going to be fucking Gamestop and not Covid that will crash the market. Can't make this shit up.

>>27315738
I'm intrigued. Especially if earnings are this week

So a shit load of faggot fucking normies, R*dditors, and similar, financially illiterate retards are gonna lose their entire savings/stocks bought on credit cards tomorrow/this week, right?

>>27315979
It is indeed. Im predicting them to dick earnings predictions, but after seeing apple fall post earnings not sure if it matters. Still going hard in this.

Tomorrow im going to shit all over myself

>>27316087
Too risky. I’m over here doing put credit spreads on Apple and Microsoft dreaming of the day I’m brave enough to start trading google spreads

what if line go down brehs

>>27316163
What a time to be alive lmao

>>27316263

Tell me more

>>27316163
How dis nigga a starfish eating a cheeseburger underwater? won't the bread get wet and soggy and shit

>>27316314
TZA and SQQQ go up

>>27316200
The power of fomo

>>27316200
>So a shit load of faggot fucking normies, R*dditors, and similar, financially illiterate retards are gonna lose their entire savings/stocks bought on credit cards tomorrow/this week, right?
one can dream, anon

>>27316163
TDA will survive, right bros?
I don’t want to get fucked if brokers start collapsing.

>>27316073
That’s not how banks work lmao it won’t hit until Tuesday

>yfw GME triggers the great depression

>>27315929
If the stock nose dives I risk losing 3x what I would have lost if I just went with a normal ETF but with a specific order I could just sell if the % dip is too high? Is there another catch to leveraged ETFs, why wouldn't I just put a lot of money into one outside of the larger risk?

My broker used to have a method of funding your account with a credit card with a high premium, they removed it yesterday because it was the fastest way of funding your account and they don't want more people buying AMC or GME, especially on leverage.

>>27316200
The alternative is a complete financial collapse of brokerages and clearing houses. Myself and (((they))) would prefer the former over the latter.

>>27316338
Bitch gives me these vibes.

>>27315487
I BOUGHT TQQQ UNDER 100

>>27316421
Go into fidelity. It takes about a week for approval but it is 100% solid. Never had a problem once. Even during the hedgefund inquisition.

>>27315960
before last week it was one of the most popular and successful hedge funds

>>27316470
> sell for 60
> buy back for 5
Fucks sake it’s ALWAYS been tgeir business model who didn’t see this coming

>>27315198
The average person has no money to invest or they're too scared to lose what little they do have

>>27316311
Index etfs are also an option for you. Just...this last week would have screwed you

people saying gme will go to 1k+ are retarded

people saying gme will cause a recession are retarded

people who talk about gme in general are retarded

retards

>>27316513
Any dips hurt much more than gains.

>>27316565
Correct!!

I hope you anons are buying SOXL tomorrow. It dropped a lot more than all the other leveraged ETFs and will go back up a lot more. Don't play yourself fucking with babbys first TQQQ, UPRO, UDOW, and all that. Buy the king semiconductor supreme SOXL

>>27316404
>>27316409
based. I made a grand selling GME Friday and made my initial investment back. I have 33 shares left and would like to make more money (and will), but the people who bought in or WILL buy in at market open are in for a rude surprise. This weekend should have tempered expectaions and made people realizing walking away with a few grand is incredible, especially if you are poor. Instead all I see is people saying this is some social movement to "stick it to the man" (ignoring that other hedge funds are making $ off this) and gambling on it. It is incredible but I cannot complain-if tons of people buy tomorrow morning the price will sky rocket and I will make a ton.

>>27316470
So this is Gamergate 2.0

>>27316607
>t. missed out on a 50x and is coping

>>27316619
not when you into SQQQ and TZA

>>27316607
>t. Melvin

>>27316546
so you're -10%?

>>27316151
Buy now, IRDM too.

>>27316658
I got 10 shares, but its over

>>27316646
sounds problematic ngl

What's everyone buying tomorrow?

>>27316522
would be something if the latter actually did happen. Monday will be something, that is for sure.

>>27316695
and then the ETF launches do I sell all and buy into the ETF instead?

>>27316723
My financial ouija board says “AQB”

All that you know, is at an end

>>27316723
LFAP

>>27316426
It is how my bank works. Maybe move to a non-poor fag bank? It will definitely be transferred by noon, but that might be too late for buying the dip.

>>27315960
They are extremely successful usually. Melvin is so successful as a hedgefund most medium sized hedgefunds just copy their strategy and nothing else.

>>27316595
Yeah, but they also didn't have enough time to get a loan and dump it into rh. Of those that actually jumped in and this is their first stock. Well they'll probably be very crispy. But, I don't think that's actually going to be very many people.

>>27316723
Prob selling $5000 of apple and picking up amc

>>27315370
$200 for a coke? I get a 12pk for $7.99 at the supermarket

>>27316723
Honestly, I might buy Gamestop just on principle. But I will probably not buy anything.

>>27312938
How come no one is talking about the fed no longer buying ETFs

>>27316723
A gun

>>27316751
Depends on how you like Cathy's allocation % across the companies once we finally see it.

My strategy is buying long dated Calls on the companies you mentioned. Will dump those profits into the new ETF in a few months.

My fav for hares is IRDM, look at the 1yr chart, fucking definition of comfy gains.

>>27316928
That's the way. Buy the top.

>>27316723
I bought the friday sale.

>>27316723
Maybe some Sony LEAPS
No reason for the stock to go down anytime soon though I think I’ll wait and see if GME crashes the market with no survivors before buying

https://www.airforcemag.com/three-companies-win-new-skyborg-prototyping-contracts/
Kratos earned $37.8 million, Boeing earned $25.7 million, and General Atomics earned $14.3 million to continue on in the program, the Air Force Life Cycle Management Center said. Each contract will last two years.

Skyborg is one of the Air Force’s top-priority technology development programs known as “vanguards,” which pull resources from across the service to speed their progress. Drone designs could be ready for regular operations by 2023.

Prototypes should be delivered to the Air Force by May, and flight experiments are slated to start in July. They will serve as a testbed for the software that will eventually direct their moves on the battlefield.

The Air Force has said it wants to take the best aspects from each design to create an optimal system “that adapts, orients, and decides at machine speed for a wide variety of increasingly complex mission sets.”
Air Force Magazinepreviously reportedt hat USAF has considered deploying up to 10 squadrons of low-cost, attritable aircraft. They could also pair two such platforms with each F-35 Joint Strike Fighter in units known as “air dominance squadrons.”

>>27316983
because you touch yourself at night

>>27316804
That's a cool company dude reminds me of 3 weeks ago when we could not feel bad for investing in actually cool companies.

>>27312938
Is it true you can't pull out more than 100 on Robinhood right now?

>>27317051
>tl;dr
>PIPP
>I
>P
>P

>>27313188
ark israel. the jews dont lose.

>>27316686
No? Maybe you should have bought TQQQ on sale buddy.

>>27316985
based anon, what kind? I was gonna get a case hardened Winchester 1886 from Cabela's in 45-70 but some boomer bought it that night when I went home to think about dropping $1600 on a rifle

>>27315874
Told you guys that Melvin just took out a loan and made a ton will end up positive, why do we even try lmao

Still have no idea when to sell NAKD

>>27317014
IRDM looks good but I'm really liking MAXAR as well in the long term, they're developing the PPE for Gateway, the very first module of Gateway, if it all goes well they should skyrocket in popularity for being the company to establish the first lunar space station, the backbone of Gateway basically

recent sat failure is a worry but SXM-8 will determine if it was just a fluke or something more

>>27317178
>the sale hasn't started
This thursday you can get TQQQ at 40.

YOU PUSH IT

>>27317250
though, this is all assuming Gateway isn't cancelled though, who knows what Biden Admin plans for Artemis...

>>27317022
I’ll buy the dip if I do buy you tard.

>>27317190
You mean NAK? How have you managed to not unload those bags?

>>27317178
anon you better check your portfolio
tqqq closed at 90.47

>>27316607
Long MOMO

>>27317458
Yes... and thats under 100. Why is that hard to understand?

>>27317442
No, I mean NAKD.

>>27317398
based

>>27317055
checked

>>27317404
Fuck, I hope NASA doesn’t get screwed. Visited the Kennedy Space Center and got all starry eyed about returning to the moon.
I’ll be sad if that gets thrown away.

>>27317458
it's going to open higher. i'd sell at open if i had it. but then again i am more of a sqqq man myself. when nothing in particular looks good and i feel a storm a'comin, i grab some sqqq. made 8% last week not bad, not bad. tqqq is last year's meme. i won't be touching that shit unless US tech has a 6% or greater correction. sqqq will never be a meme, but is a good ride on bad weeks.

>>27317526
because 100$ for TQQQ isn't cheap. The true dip has yet to begin.

>>27317546
Pretty sure youre mistaken.

>>27317623
>Fuck, I hope NASA doesn’t get screwed.
NOW LISTEN HERE JACK, MY GOOD FRIEND THE MAYOR OF [insert old blue city] NEEDS THAT $30 BILLION IN BRIB- I MEAN WELFARE FUNDING! GOT IT, FAT?

>>27317663
The dip hasn't started yet bruh, calm down.

>futures
Yeeeeeeeah this is why i always say shorting index is hard. Setup for short looks crystal clear, pattern is correct, volume supports, then bull buoyancy kicks in and the melt up is real.

>>27313188
ARKG has incredible gains, but of course is very volatile. Some days it'll be up double digits and vice versa. So I'm about 3/4ths in ARKK, the rest in ARKG. I have an small, inconsiderable amount in ARKW. Kind of pointless when you hold ARKK. ARKQ is, in my opinion, a dumb meme. I'll be buying A LOT of ARKX.

So, who are the dumb bitches who sold on Friday? Worse yet, who shorted? Didn't we tell you to trust the debt market? Start watching Mannarino if you want to get redpilled and stop losing money.

>Gevo 50 PT
https://seekingalpha.com/instablog/2694641-biotechlab/5549867-gevo-stock-price-raised-to-50

>>27314665
it's already gone up about 60% in a week and with silver mooning will probably open above $20

>>27315243
Yes it will. Anytime a large influx of normies join the market it ends up crashing

>>27317721
Stop copying me fren.

>>27317724
Are you going to short? I’m out of the game for now. What plays are you considering? Short contracts? Covered puts

>>27317842
>Biden will be blames
>hurr durr line goes down with blue president

>>27316723
Sqqq calls and gme puts for April

>>27312938
What’s the fucking point in making when I am no only getting only fans sluts thinking I am a simp
I am not paying money to watch someone else fuck you might as well get a prostitute at that point

>>27317992
Women have vaginas

>>27317992
Can someone translate this to English?

>>27317877
Im saying its not this week.

>>27317942
Call me a kike but idc about politcs. Whatever president dosent fuck with my money and makes easier to make it is good for me. That being said idc about biden because if I ever make it I will do what him and all his friend do and avoid taxes, legally of course

>>27316723
SOXL

>>27318083
He’s and pays for online pussy? I dunno

Gevo to 50
>Gevo to 50
Gevo to 50
>Gevo to 50
Gevo to 50
>Gevo to 50

>>27317992
are you having a stroke fren? It's okay if you are a simp. I forgive you. Just understand you will never get pussy .

>>27317967
Will my March 19th VIXY 20c print? Picked it up around 3pm on Friday.

>>27317794
Damn, I only have 100 left. That’ll be a fun ride.

What are some safe passive funds to get involved in?

>>27318226
MSOS

>>27317927
>Are you going to short?
Fuck no. I made plan for scenario when I think odds are in my favor to short index. It mostly involves shorting a stall in momentum AFTER the first drop and bounce wave hits lower high. I have tried it three times and all were near break even or losers. Better just wait in cash and re-enter long when things develop in goods ways for that.

>>27318226
Game stop

>>27318062
Ackchyually, not all women have vaginas, that's a myth perpetuated by the CIS hetero-normative narrative and isn't backed in science(tm).

>>27318217
I'm sure there will be some volatility before March hits so yeah

>>27318116
>thinking you get rich avoiding taxes
Take an accounting class fren. Taxes aren't bad for corporations. You cannot beat the system, your corporation can.

>>27318334
>gr8b8m8ir88/8

>>27313067
I am selling all my TSLA tomorrow.

>>27317623
>>27317720
Maybe there's hope

>established and committed international partnerships on Gateway (Artemis Accords)
>SLS needs one more test run then core stage shipped to Florida for Artemis 1
>SRB's stacked and ready for Artemis 1
>Orion ready and waiting for Artemis 1
>huge NASA investment in Commercial lunar surface/orbit satellites/landers/rovers over time

Biden Admin would be fucking nuts to pull out of all of this

The human return timeline may not be so aggressive anymore but still a massive change in course for NASA now would be unwise

g-guys, i'm scared

Some anon was in here yesterday calling us faggots and to buy Gevo by Wednesday. He did a couple posts and vanished. Its posting like that is what we should listen to. Not some faggot shilling salmon 15 times a thread.
Gevo to 50
>Gevo to 50
Gevo to 50
>Gevo to 50
Gevo to 50
>Gevo to 50

>>27318334
Wow. Dr Fauci also believes in science!!!!

>>27313067
Cathie is such a Beta slut

>>27318489
>Selling TSLA at the bottom
Why tho?

>>27316607
see you at $2k

>>27318527
shut the fuck up melvin

>>27318489
I’ll allow it

>>27318567
>One mask wasn't good enough
>YOU MUST WEAR TWO!!!
>ITS SCIENCE! OR GO TO JAIL!

>>27315419
>"dumping" any PM, ever
Unless it literally doubles in price you will lose out bigtime. Everyone buying PM as speculation/investment will. Physical bullion is literally something you buy to give your grandkids when you die to preserve familial wealth, or to smuggle all your wealth out of a country if you're some corrupt colonial/politician.

>>27318208
I don’t see a point in that 5th time I matched with a women.
thinking she would be legit only for her to reveal she just wants to sell me content.
If I am paying money then
I would expect at least a handjob even prostitutes don’t charge that much

>>27318527
I invested only enough that I'm happy to lose. The pay off for waiting is better than the current exit.

t. poorfag

>>27318644

>>27318527
Oh no, you are telling me you bought a company at 10 times what it should be trading at by any metric and it might blow up in your face? Imagine that...

>>27316470
FUCKING GAMESTOP

>>27313240
Nigger AND a tranny

Was nokia being bought because of the "dude going to the moon with nasa lmao" news?

>>27312938
i took a break to get into crypto. what happened to naked puts anon? i saw tinny totally fucking destroyed himself is that true? saw a portfolio of him going from 40k to 0. all he had to do was hold gamestop what an idiot.

anyways can someone tell me what happened to naked puts anon? he must be totally fucked now right? suicide?

>>27318777
I thought it was the EU decided to not go full chink with their 5G infrastructure.

>>27318518
I want to belieeeve

You are retard if you still try to run for bitcoin for sure
If u don’t have brains to find profitable projects u should delete your portfolio and forget about crypto
I will give you advice go base protocol and you will thank me
You should understand how top Cascade and rebase systems work

>>27318573
Don't talk about mommy like that.

>>27316421
They are one of the only brokers besides Fidelity and one other I forget the name of to not even partially restrict trading shares (only options/margins) on thursday/friday. That probably means they don't have liquidity issues. I'm very pleased with them, so I trust them so far.

>>27317942
Reminder the last 3 recessions have been under Republican presidents

>>27318667
I get it! You are using dating apps like filet-o-fish, grindr, fumbl. You keep matching with chicks who are trying to get people to like and suscribe.
>GO OUTSIDE
>GO TO A BAR
>BUY A DRINK FOR BOBS AND VAGEEN
you no longer have to deal with the insecurities that is you.

>>27318717
>he doesn't know
https://www.wjhl.com/national-coronavirus-coverage/should-you-be-wearing-two-masks-heres-what-dr-fauci-says/

>>27318813
it was selling naked calls and I'm pretty sure it was a LARP

>>27318813

I’m wondering if that wasn’t fake. No broker is going to let you get heavily into some uncovered put without verifying you have collateral.

This is incredibly bullish for the market. Either you know, how anyone could be a bear right now is beyond reason.

Honest question. Why the fuck is retirement tied to some beep boop feelings based number machine gambler nonsense?

>>27318717
Crazy how they cured the flu this year by having everyone cover their mouth with cheese cloth. Glad they’re starting school back up since children are completely immune from transmitting this disease whose average age of death is higher than the average life expectancy

>>27316607
>t. too stupid to buy one share of GME when it was <$40, and too poor to afford one after it hit $300

>>27318905
>>27318935
he posted a lot of emails and shit to make it look very very real

>>27312938
How can I make money off the military coup in Myanmar?
Does anyone know how to research stocks related to SEA region?

>>27318155
Match with like 5 women who tricked into thinking they are legit only for them to reveal they are selling premium Snapchat’s
This time it pissed me off like why in gods name would i pay to watch another man hit it if I can’t

>>27318527
>hurr durr ponzi
yeah apparently every single stock or coin that goes up is a ponzi scheme according to bitter retards who missed out

>>27318777
They are also running the entire EUs 6g development.
God nok fudders are insufferable

>>27318658
what if i dont plan on having any kids? its just good if i have a shit load of money in my bank account and already have everything i need?

>>27316607

>>27316470
It'd be the greatest meme of all time. 4chan predicted it.

fucking gamestop

>>27318896
>>27319012
These are both unironically fake news. Another projection from the rignt

>>27318896
>citing twitter and some bumfuck news team in tennessee.
its okay cleetus; the spooky scientists aren't coming for you moonshine.

This order will be effective on February 2, 2021. For more information on the Order or to view frequently asked questions, visit: >www.cdc.gov/quarantine/masks/mask-travel-guidance.html

>>27318975
I'm a bear at heart, but when the market goes full retard, you either go full retard with it or get left behind.

>>27318892
I had sex with a prostitute out of frustration
The only women who gave me the time of day now is married with kids
And what makes even worse is that they live a few blocks away so sometimes I see her with her husband walking outside my house
It legitimately makes me pissed when I see it

>>27318813
If it wasn't a larp, his first set of calls expired on 1/29 so he's definitely dead

>>27318527
There is no issue goyim, just needed to shut down robinhood for a week

>>27318975
>.05%
Oh yes, come to the market boomers, don't be afraid.

>>27319012
I know its like a vaccine was being made all of 2020 under the trump administration die to project lightspeed.

>>27315370
Yeah man, but when you and the boys have a huge supply. Yall have your own bag, shit can get wild, going around to bars and shows in a city. I put those days behind me though. Glad I grew out of my party phase without too much damage.

>>27319053
I know you can just watch bbc’s hump white chicks for freeeeeee. Not me tho

>>27319137

>>27319153
Go look at the cdc data for fucks sake

>>27319188
>take your meds
>stop obsessing over your neighbors
>don't kill the family, that wont make her love you

>>27318975
>0% base rate
>0% bonus rate
>combined rate: 0%

>>27318813
Last I remember he said "God told me oil will be the most valuable resource within 10 years" or something, and I think he went all-in on oil futures contracts and oil stocks. I haven't seen him post since.

>>27319181
>>27319233
>>27319345
Imagine making 0% interest on your $1M+ cash account. We're going up, and there's no limit to this bubble for the foreseeable future.

>>27319235
> getting experimental vaccine made with no tests by pharma with free government money under a steak salesman president
I’d rather just get covid and take a cough drop.

>>27319153
>>27319165
>These fucking idiots literally believe what TV man says and are why we live in a nightmare clown world

>>27319311
I am not schizo like tinny
I used to work with her and saw her at work pregnant

>>27318995
Many IRA's literally have stock in them. It's not hard at all to understand.

>>27319398
Humanity got domesticated. There’s no going back anymore

>>27315444
checked trips. FOMO. it's too late now, other than HEAVILY leveraged positions like Silver index options, futures, and ForEx margin.

you can't buy the physical stuff and make it right now with the likelihood of a dump. unfortunately, Silver mines are almost depelenished, will be in a few years. If it's a LONG TERM investment, then giving in to the FOMO may not bring as much risk as the scarcity may drive prices way up long term anyway..

I am not an investment adviser

>>27319382
>the last boomer on earth is forced into a simple, conservative portfolio of 100% TQQQ just to keep up with the 3% daily inflation
>and then we rugpull

>>27318896
What a shit post. Most of the decent quality surgical masks have already been triple layer since before the pandemic. The rule is literally to keep people from buying shitty tissue paper masks from China, and wearing those thinking they are doing the right thing.

>>27318995
Number must go up, and since everyone puts in, number go up.

hmm think I will buy AMD and GEVO today

>>27319390
I agree with you. That project lightspeed was purely to make money for big pharma and kodak. Cause you know:
>new strain pops up
>gotta get the new vaccine
>rinse/repeat

>>27318995
because the alternative is putting your retirement account into bonds, yielding 0-3%; or precious metals yielding 0%

>>27316619
If I held through a dip and it returned back to the price before the dip wouldn't I still be at the same place I was at before?

>>27319452
>used to see her
>formed a wierd attachment when she was preggo
>continue to obsess after she has kids with dude
yeah you totally have a perfect state of mental health

Post your dream setup. For me, it's:
>Own my own land, I've built a cabin in the woods with the help of my friends and family.
>Raising a family (my gf is onboard, one of the reasons I got with her)
>I have a fat underground safe stacked with $100k+ in gold
>~$300k in BTC
>$1M in boomer ETFs
>$1M in a trading account that I use to buy and trade memes

$250k portfolio here, a long way to go but I believe in the project.

>>27319106
I'm just saying you can't just "sell off" your entire holdings in PM without getting fucked on commissions/shipping/taxes/etc., if not literally getting robbed. Buying an ounce or two of gold or a kilo of silver and holding it 10+ years, or if you got in when it was around $1k is one thing, but it's at historical highs purely because of covid fear. It will drop down significantly, and there will be no way to sell quickly or profitably if you're doing it as investment like tons of retards in PMG and here are.

Show me your exit strategy if you had to sell within the year, and give me a "Best case scenario" for PM prices during that time. You'll see how much money you're actually making is basically nothing compared to the huge risk you took.

Anybody knows an online broker that accept citizen from North African shithole country?

Someone baked a new thread :^)
>>27319137
>>27319137
>>27319137

>>27319523
volatility means high inflation or depression. 1 stupid political policy away from either. worst case scenario, hyperinflationary depression, where you have no money to invest due to being hungry and while assets are low value, cash holds no value. barter and trade world.

>>27319706
fantasizing about having a gf even after you have a networth of 250k.
>ngmi

>>27319777
No I have the gf already

>>27319732
IBKR is usually the broker of last resort for shithole countries

>>27319398
Oh yes, because unemployed retards peddling insane stories are a much better source of information from which to make rational decisions

>>27319690
I wouldn’t take her at this point I am not raising another mans kid
I just want enough money to start a. New life

>>27319706
based.
hope you make it.
you are further than 95% of pre-maritals anyhow.

Do not forget that children are worth more, not only as your children, but as your legacy even, than all the money you can accumulate. Very difficult to have wealth outlast generations after death. Very easy to have great numbers of decendents on the earth to bring great influence.

>>27319777
trips of truth, they have spoken.

>>27317663
Dude the dip hasn't even started yet lmao.

>>27319855
>i wouldn't take her
what a larping liar. You hug you mother with those pudgie fingers you fucking lying loose rectum.
>>27319816
yeah sure. You also have 250k

>>27319997
I do, I don't come here to lie to anonymous strangers. Just trying to have fun and talk about stocks and aspirations.

>>27319818
My country is not on the list when opening an account!
The shithole is Libya

>>27320075
>Just trying
you are not succeeding

>>27320282
You're the one being a faggot not talking about stocks, not me

>>27319997
Implying I am fat
Nope I just wanna start a new somewhere else at this point

>>27320337
>>27320398
I don't talk stocks with pajeet moomoo woshipping towel heads

>>27316087
Credit spreads would work. They just need to expire. Trade suspension would in your favor.

>>27320237
try quantfury, uphold, etoro

>>27319571
Dropping another 20k on gevo tomorrow