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>let's get revenge for 2008!!! I wasnt even born but I just watched the big short and wall street are villains like dumbledore in harry potter!!! we are the avengers and star wars resistance!!!

>by being the catalyst for another financial collapse which will only result in more job losses, more inflation and financial distress for ordinary people amidst a quarantined economy while hedgies will just get brrr bailouts and china takes over
>let's stick it to the hedge funds, my felllow redditors!!!!

>by propping up a guy who just used the reddit army for himself and just made 50m for himself, who already had 50k to throw at this play

>hedge fund short sellers are the enemies of the people we need to revolt against them!! elon just said short selling should be illegal!!!!

>by bandwagoning and cult-like following the strategy of Michael Burry, a hedge fund manager infamous for the biggest short in wall street history and the biggest tesla short

>the jews are really kvetching about this, shadilay this is payback for what they did to daddy trump!!! this is capitol 2.0!!!

>what do you mean "blackrock jews are the biggest winners in all this", what's blackrock? I thought we defeated wall street? who's cohen?

>we stick it to the 1%ers!!!! this is class warfare now my dudes!!
>Elon Musk, the wealthiest billionaire alive, is supporting our revolution??? I'll buy a tesla!!!!!!

>this isn't about the money (i only put in 10 dollars), it's about sending a message!!!!!
>whoa tone down the antisemitism please my dude that's not cool?? we're just sending a message to rich white guys

>we're unstoppable now, they're afraid of us!!! let's keep this party going my dudes!!! this is the greatest wealth transfer ever!!!
>I just lost my wife's entire savings of 100 dollars on doge because I took the financial advice of my favorite onlyfans prostitute on tiktok, my wife's gonna kill me my dudes!!!!

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>> No.27300788

i dont look like that

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>>27300611

>> No.27300885

HEDGIE HEDGIE HEDGIE
CAN'T YOU SEE
SOMETIMES YOUR SHILLS
JUST ENERGIZE ME

>> No.27300907

>>27300611
Time to get clipped hedgie. I didn't watch your hollyshit movie either.

>> No.27301276

>>27300611
>I wasnt even born
okay retard

>> No.27301531

It's rare to see a shill post that is essentially true. That is pretty impressive.

Holding tho.

>> No.27301692

Based

>> No.27301961

>>27300611
Tl;Dr
Imagine seething this hard

>> No.27302124

Redditors are total fags and they are next in line for the bullet once the hedgies are eliminated in minecraft.

>> No.27302482

I'll put this in terms you chuds can understand. Imagine playing Mario, the video game. There's no goombas, there's no bowser and the princess is always in the right castle. That's playing life on easy mode. Thats white privilege. That's white supremacy.
I'll put it another way. Imagine being at hogwarts and you play quidditch. The other players all have Nimbus 2000's and you have a old broken broom. That's what is feels like to be a PoC in Trump's America.

>> No.27302677

>>let's get revenge for 2008!!! I wasnt even born but I
So 12 y/o max

>> No.27302719

t. Yuppie

>> No.27302724

>>27300611
Didnt read

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>> No.27303112

>>27300781
>I realized it wasn't due to our attention span or our work ethic but the color of our skin
this has to be an ironic shitpost

>> No.27303149

>>27300781
Actually based
>>27300818
Gaping

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Do you have a basedjack folder? That's kinda embarrassing dude.