/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>27296610
our economy sucks, my man

>>27296610
thats why we should hate them, there is not voting out of this situation, we need a collapse so that we may rebuild

defending muh hedgies

>>27296610
Fuck hedge funds

>>27296610
how do they make the economy stable?

>>27296610
Cover the shorts Melvin and there will be an end to the horror.

>>27296610
If they can't stand on their own, then they must fall.

>>27296610
No I hate these spoilt rich white, homophobic transphobic racist sons of bitches

>>27296678
this

>>27297264
>white
Yes, (((white)))

>>27296610
We know that. But what happened here is that they crossed the line and overshorted, selling shit that didnt exist. These hedge funds got greedy as fuck so now they're being punished for it.

>>27296610
you are right I am but a cog in this great machine long live the dow nasdaq and snp nigga!!!!

>>27296610
Nice try hedgie faggot. Remember to do a backflip when you jump out that window.

>>27297432
>WE ARE LIKE THE AVENGARS
If you are Reddit, I am trying to wake up the rest of this bird to see that Melvin is the good guy in this case, not you. We will sell, and you’re u/deepf**king value will be in jail

>>27296610
>entities with so much capital they can tank any stock they want
hedgies are literally kikes
shorting is literally jewish tricks

>>27297432
Hedge funds aren't being punished by this retard, hedge funds that shorted GME are getting punished. BlackRock and Fidelity are literally the largest holders of GME.

Theoretically could the bankers and the media be in cahoots.
Imagine being able to choose which company to praise or insult but having the same people being able to make money from the rise/fall of those companies.

If such a thing were to happen it would not be fair at all.

>let's get revenge for 2008!!! I wasnt even born but I just watched the big short and wall street are villains like dumbledore in harry potter!!! we are the avengers and star wars resistance!!!
>by being the catalyst for another financial collapse which will only result in more job losses, more inflation and financial distress for ordinary people amidst a quarantined economy while hedgies will just get brrr bailouts and china takes over

>let's stick it to the hedge funds, my felllow redditors!!!!
>by propping up a guy who just used the reddit army for himself and just made 50m for himself, who already had 50k to throw at this play

>hedge fund short sellers are the enemies of the people we need to revolt against them!! elon just said short selling should be illegal!!!!
>by bandwagoning and cult-like following the strategy of Michael Burry, a hedge fund manager infamous for the biggest short in wall street history and the biggest tesla short

>the jews are really kvetching about this, shadilay this is payback for what they did to daddy trump!!! this is capitol 2.0!!!
>what do you mean "blackrock jews are the biggest winners in all this", what's blackrock? I thought we defeated wall street? who's cohen?

>we stick it to the 1%ers!!!! this is class warfare now my dudes!!
>Elon Musk, the wealthiest billionaire alive, is supporting our revolution??? I'll buy a tesla!!!!!!

>this isn't about the money (i only put in 10 dollars), it's about sending a message!!!!!
>whoa tone down the antisemitism please my dude that's not cool?? we're just sending a message to rich white guys

>we're unstoppable now, they're afraid of us!!! let's keep this party going my dudes!!! this is the greatest wealth transfer ever!!!
>I just lost my wife's entire savings of 100 dollars on doge because I took the financial advice of my favorite onlyfans prostitute on tiktok, my wife's gonna kill me my dudes!!!!

>the establishment is against us!!!
>aoc AND trump just tweeted support!! power rangers!!

>>27296610
A stable economy is the only thing keeping the fags and niggers and jews and spics alive. Fuck the economy lol

>>27296610
i just hate jews

>>27297931
jewish hands typed this

>>27297931
no one replied to this guy in the last thread and he didnt want his rage essay to go to waste so hes going to pasta it in every thread now

As a 4Channeller born and raised in the /Biz/, i too believe that those hedge funds are the real heroes and should destroy reddit once and for all.
The way the media is trying to paint us as the "bad guys" is also quite dismaying since they clearly aren't.

>>27297887
I should've been more specific, yes you're right the hedge funds that overshorted GameStop are being punished. That's my point lol

>>27296610
>He thinks the economy is stable
Yeah for them and everyone milking the financial markets. Those of us on the bottom only get pushed around but suddenly we have an exploit for some reeaaaal trickle down action and we're financial terrorists. Fuck em. They overleveraged their short and we are bleeding them. This is the free market in action. Fuck all your appeals, your apologies, and your threats. Fucking pay me.

>>27297264
>>27296610
I wonder who made these posts

>>27297931
tl;dr

>>27296610
They are also the reason why the economy collapsed in 2008 and also why the economy is teetering on collapse right now.
They used our economy to build a house of cards instead of sustainable growth and infrastructure.
The U.S. should have bullet trains like Japan and China by now, but (((someone))) is limiting our growth for their personal benefit.

>>27296610
I don't even know what the fuck they do outside of some articles I read about them fucking over the odd neighborhood here and there. They are an asset to the system, and as such, I want them to crash. A recession is in my economic and political interests.

>>27296744
This.

>>27297931
reddit btfo

>>27296678
This, fuck off kike OP.

>>27296610
A "stable" economy in a clown world is not an accurate reflection of the current state of affairs. Why should the economy have any reason to be stable right now? It's all propped up by lies and bullshit.

>>27298553
how did hedge funds cause the 08 crisis? as i recall many got assblasted and the few that profited are glorified by the masses

>>27296610
>You do realize they are the only reason our economy is stable, right?
>our economy

>>27296610
"Stable" I can't laugh hard enough. How much wealth did they accumulate while middle America suffered through lock downs?

>>27296610
New, more competitive hedge funds will rise to replace them anon, that's how capitalism works

>>27298915
The lost wealth had to go somewhere. Where would it have gone if not back into the pockets of reserve capital?

Honestly, what benefit do you think there would be from distributing Jeff Bezos' wealth?

>>27296610
>only reason our economy is stable
what?
>our economy is stable
Then why is it entirely dependent on the gambling habits of 60 year old boomer hedge fund managers? A stable economy would survive thanks to real economic activity & industry, not the vague speculations of Jews in Wall Street.
>Our economy
Is it really "our economy" when people have been banned from going to their jobs for half a year, and when most of these companies outsource their factory and tech jobs?
It's hard to sympathize with people that are happy to see middle class and working class families struggle to feed their own kids.

>>27296610
There is nothing wrong with Hedge Funds in general. But the over-leveraging by some got caught and is going to get fuked. That's pure free-market capitalism. CWA (Capitalism Wins Again)

>>27299017
Not much.. but that's not what I'm talking about. I'm saying there's nothing stable about markets that are regularly manipulated in favor of the ultra wealthy. If the economy is so easily manipulated it's not a stable economy, it's a slanted one.

>>27297264
This is bait

>ITT: pasty incel faggots think they will do well in a collapse

>>27296610
>guy with the richest company asks his costumers for donations that will go towards his workers
>hedgies try to make money by jewing even more than what they should've
LMAO go eat a dick kike, the system is flawed as fuck and the quicker we get you down from your shitfuck chair the better

>>27296610
I'm happy.
Happy to see another wallocaust

>>27296610
What gives you the impression that our economy is stable?

>>27296610
That same logic applies to conservatives as well.

>>27296744
This. It's time we #BuildBackBetter

>>27296610
>Hedgies are why the economy is stable
Fuck of, hedgies serve no purpose in the economy except a s a vacuum cleaner sucking up the little guys wealth. Fuckem.

>>27296610
>they are the only reason our economy is stable
I know

>>27299455
Yes, I get what you're saying, but it's a false equivalency. What flowed back into the pockets of the ultra wealthy was capital, not money. The value lost from the lockdowns had to go somewhere, and so it reverted back to those who generate wealth. It wasn't market manipulation—the market did precisely what it was intended to do, which was protect value and mitigate volatility.

>>27296610
No, the lies we used to believe in was the reason why the economy was stable. CRASH IT ALL.

>>27300112
Hedge funds don't generate wealth in any tangible way. That's like saying a black jack player generates wealth. We're not mad at Bezos and Elon.

>>27296610
>the only reason our economy is stable
Yes, of course. That's why there are doomsayers everywhere centering on the trading activity around one medium-sized video game company.

>>27300308
I apologize, I interpreted you wrongly when you brought up the lockdowns. Not sure why I did that. Eating crow.

>>27296610
no they are not, that happens ONLY when they are all acting separately, they have been copying each other for years, just because ur profesor told u so doesnt make it right

>>27297931
The first line pisses me off more than anything. I was a getting out of college when the fucking collapse happened.
Fuck you kike. I am drawing your fucking hedge fundy and you can't fucking stop this.

>>27296678
>FPBP

>>27296610
I don't hate them but I'll gladly take money from them for being retarded with their money by shorting just like I'll gladly take money from retarded poorfags who hold doge for more than 24 hours

>>27296610
leveraging a short is not stable behavior, doubling down on a gamble is not stable behavior. Perhaps the herd needs to be culled.

>>27297931
damn you put a lot of effort into this pasta
TL;DR

>>27298898
www.thebalance.com/how-hedge-funds-created-the-financial-crisis-3306079#:~:text=Hedge%20funds%20caused%20the%202008,%2C%20data%2Dbased%20investing%20strategies.&text=By%20reducing%20risk%2C%20hedge%20funds%20lower%20stock%20market%20volatility.

>>27296610
>Muh stability
>Muh economy
Get a load of this faggot. It's like he doesn't even want to see it all burn down.

>>27296610
>Shorts usa companies 200%
Hedge fund stability

>>27297931
I'm not reading all that kike

>>27296610
Do you have a street designated for shitting in outside your place of work or do you have to travel to defecate Samir?

>>27297931
a nose typed this

>>27296744
Anyone who wants a collapse is a confirmed retard who ought to be put up against the wall after the fact and shot. Every single fucker I've ever seen say shit like this blew thousands on NODs and does not have at least a ton of bulk food (that provides actual nutrition and isn't just sugar, flower, or overpriced meme shit) so they can actually survive this great collapse. That's not to mention none of the tools or skills to rebuild. You are all city faggots and you will die in your concrete tombs, where you belong, while the rest of us will make a note about who did what and why.

>>27297894
are you slow?

>You do realize they are the only reason our economy is stable, right?

Precisely why I hate them.

>>27296610
[death threats to hedgies that CNBC has been hoping for]

'ate kikes
'ate hedge funds
love Hitler
simple as

>>27303969
None of them have good social skills either, and I hate to break it to them, but most of survival is in the ability to form a community. Being solo makes it many times harder than it needs to be