/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>27289173
I work for a bank whose name I won’t disclose. You fools. You have no idea what you’re doing. No idea how serious this is. This isn't a simple get rich quick scheme. If there’s a short squeeze on silver, all the banks will fail. Every single one. Eight of them are short silver and they would have to pay trillions to cover shorts if silver got to triple digits. The entire financial system will be destroyed if you do this. Silver is to the banks what GME is to Melvin Capital. Is this what you want to happen when we’re in the middle of a pandemic? If the banks fall apart you will wipe out every single person who is holding dollars. What the hell is wrong with you. America will be destroyed. If you do this, don't think that we won't take away your silver just as we disabled your manipulated short squeeze stocks you unAmerican traitors. You've been warned.

It's actually going to be a green week, isn't it.
They simply will not allow this market to fail.

Fuck reddit and fuck tourists

YOU PUSH IT

Burn

>>27289234
Holy based.

what is the UOOOOOOH etf

I was looking at the black monday 2 archives that another anon linked to in the previous thread and noticed this.
what a callout

>>27289173
IS WE HODLING GME?

Aaaaaaand we're back.

Too late to buy silj calls? I have two :(

FUTURES ARE BLOOD RED. SELL EVERYTHING ON MONDAY.

Reminder that rampant speculative trading is 100% an indicator of an upcoming recession. The stock market is going to crash hard because of GME idiocy. I am loading up on SPY puts. I see the SPY crashing down to 150. Greed is rampant and out of control.

I would rather be a bag holder than be a pussy bitch that missed out on huge gainz by selling early

>>27289275

Invest in silver. Not the useless papers, I mean the companies that mine the stuff.

Time to get cozy and watch the collapse

Buy SLV or PSLV at open?

V is going to gap up tommorow

>news was saying that Biden got the biggest increase ever the day he became president
>a week and a half later the market totally fucking implodes

I Keke-chan and Chinese love live, invest in NIO once everything hits bottom- green energy is the future!

>saw people getting in on SLV on Friday
>i ignored them and used half my account on SPY calls expiring tomorrow
why do i do this

>>27289040
thanks
so far all i gathered (and i'm not good with the market but i'm pretty experienced in memes) is that NOK is the most safe out of all my options

>>27289253
What's more likely: a crash that should happen and everyone expects to happen does? Or the kikes pump the market, preventing a crash immediately after their lackey gets in office, saving the hedgies, fucking over retail, and lining their own pockets with more stolen shekels?
I've seen it happen too many times I'm buying a shitload of way OTM SPY calls for the end of the week. Like 380c.
They do it EVERY TIME

WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS TOLD ME MONDAY WAS OUR DAY
MY MONEY MY FUCKING MONEY!!!

>>27289173
>>27289376

HOLY FUCK CONVINCE ME NOT TO SELL AT OPEN AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*breathes in* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA AHHHHHHHH hmmmm *chuckles AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED REDDIT NIGGERS

REMINDING TO HOLD

Don't worry anon, this will only hurt a lot

Banks have to pump futures to avoid running into margin issues with silver shorts that would force them to close on GME

Just another reason to hate these faggot redditors.

>>27289234
>Is this what you want to happen when we’re in the middle of a pandemic?
Yes

>>27289234
>>27289297
>society collapses not to the tweets of a drumpf, but to the leling of /biz/tards and hodling of wsboids

>>27289309
I have never been so persuaded.

what brokers have instant deposits? specifically with a large cap, i want to move 10k

>reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/l9p8ud/eli5_what_are_the_origins_of_antisemitism/

plz respond

>>27289234
Ted was right all along

>>27289442
Lets face it chinks won

>>27289432
Neither. Paper silver is worthless.

>>27289460
I feel you bro, I bought puts on uvxy

>>27289432
PSLV, not a professional not financial advice tho

>>27289505
source: trust me bro

what the fuck is happening
im mega long stocks right now

>>27289234
Lol ok fuck off

Why is everyone believing reddit on everything and thinking gme is going up 1000% again? With no doubts at all?

I'm gonna let you in on a little piece of investment advice, liquidate all positions at 9:30 and go in on SQQQ.

oh, hi there, don't mind me

>>27289398
We are at unprecedented levels of corruption and financial fuckery and we have an administration that is 100% complicit and will lie and cheat and print away our country's future just for a few shekels. The market will NEVER CRASH AGAIN.

Can I talk Roth IRA / retirement investing here?
Is there much of a difference between robo advisors and managed portfolios? I have a Roth IRA with Wealthfront but I'm considering transferring it to Ally Invest or SoFi to consolidate all the accounts I have, I want all my money in one place it's a hassle having to transfer stuff back and forth

>>27289304

Based

>>27289432
PHY

>>27289234
Good

>>27289234
Fuck off shill

Where we selling GME tomorrow lads? 800, 1000?

>>27289486
I feel the same exact way. The reason everyone is calling out this dip is because they're new and haven't experienced red since they started trading a week ago.
SPY $380 EOY.

>>27289679
It's just your impression.

>>27289309
He’s actually so based.

>>27289729
Of course but don’t into ira but someone will answer

>>27289729
> Is there much of a difference between robo advisors and managed portfolios?
Managed funds have higher expense ratios than robo or passive funds, because they require human involvement to make weighting decisions.

>>27289234
Calling my broker in the morning to have her liquidate my entire portfolio to buy silver

>>27289828
250

>>27289460
>>27289654
>knew about GME squeeze months ago
>was thinking about stacking silver in december

I guess I was just a pussy.

I don't understand what to make of this. One second they say that shorts aren't covered, next they say that some were? What the fuck is even going on.

>>27289312
Leave

>>27289828
450

>>27289234
We let you fucks dick us around for a whole fucking year. We put up with every dumb bullshit, unconstitutional dictat the petty tyrants put out. In return, all we asked for was 2000$. For an entire year of our lives.

And you yidded us out of even that much.

I think I speak for most people here when I say I couldn't give less of a fuck if the entire system collapses at this point. It no longer even pretends to serve our interests, let it all fall.

>>27289234
Saying fuck you is the most American thing ever.>t. fuckyou

How long is this dip going to last? Trying to get some TSLA.

>>27289828
about treefiddy

>>27289729
Robo advisors are generally better and have lower fees than managed boomer funds, go with them if you're not going to manage your own portfolio because you have a small dick/brain.

>>27289959

Forgot the link.

https://s3partners.com/Exclusive.html

>>27289234
unironically kys you filthy jewish shill. REMINDER CITADEL SECURITIES IS LONG SLV

Liquidated stocks 2 weeks ago
Bought Volatility calls early last week
Went in on silver last week
We comfy gang

BUY ROLLS ROYCE

Do you think all the negativity in this thread should be taken with a grain of salt? I was thinking of buying more VOO tomorrow but now everyone here is saying to sell everything.

>>27289571
Fuck off back to r*ddit you cunt

>>27289828

$1488.00 is the only acceptable answer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXYlFuWEuKI

SAVE YOUR TEARS

Crash tomorrow? Pull out til the bubble bottoms?

>>27290038

>>27289919
At least you aren't holding any bags, fren

>>27290040
About 2-4 years

Dumping 10k on GME on Monday. Hopefully I don't regret my decision.

>buy worthless contract
>sell for 2x
>repeat
oy vey

>>27289432
Avoid SLV, it's scam. buy actual silver if you can or PSLV as alternative. Also, on silver bull markets miners stocks usually go up 10x, so might be good idea to put money in few.

Ok guys. I can put $4,000 in stock’s tomorrow but I need to make it 8,000 before the end of week and get my 4,000 back to bank. What should I do?

>>27289873
Ally Invest and SoFi say they don't have any advisory fees, Wealthfront charges me .25% per year

>Everyone is saying crash is imminent
Smart money knows what to do.

>>27289828
88$

>>27290040
It’s going to last for exactly 3.77 days

>>27290067
>>27289959
>>27289505
Why do they publish 2 reports 6 hours apart with completely contradictory findings?
What the fuck are they playing at?

amc

>>27289571
>reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/l9p8ud/eli5_what_are_the_origins_of_antisemitism

OY VEY

Are there any stocks to be looking at for tomorrow? I only have NOK, which I will baghold forever because fuck hedge funds.

>>27290107
I'm adding to my SPY position if we're red.

>>27290107
Every post on every forum across the entire internet should be taken with a grain of salt. Do whatever due diligence you're comfortable with, and make your own decisions.
That said, people who buy VOO typically hold for 5+ years so short-term volatility isn't really relevant.

>>27289666
Chaos

>>27289663
cope harder faggot your little nigger pump and dump is getting sneeded back to africa where it belongs and the rest of us can get back to finding decent plays.

>>27289828
I am selling for about 200. But I only own a 3rd of a share so 750.

>>27290143
IT'S OVER. DON'T EVEN BOTHER UNLESS YOU LIKE TO LOSE MONEY
>>27289505

>>27290154
Uvxy weekly calls.

>>27290059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEX6Wr9Iz00

>>27290094
No that’s going to take a few years to come back

>>27290206
I have no idea. Hoping someone can help make sense of it.

>>27290134
If I had held onto my GME shares from december and sold at 400~ on friday, I'd be up more than 5 figures. In fact if I had held and sold everything on friday from everything I was initially longing since september I'd have a fat 50k profit over a 4 month period, which would be great cash to hold onto while waiting over the next month or so for the market to death spiral to the bottom and then re-invest into biden's green energy initiatives.

Oh well. I have all my principle still, so I guess I'll just wait for the bottom and this time go long.

>>27289234
Shut the fuck up richfag.

When I see you rich bastards lining up to share your wealth with us, we will stop trying to beat you at your own games.

>>27290154
Go Martingale at a casino retard

>>27290301
i sold like 200k worth of VXX puts last week

Buy the dips, fools

What are you guys using to keep track of your watchlist?
I have Wealthsimple but there is a 15 minute delay. I want to use another website but every one says "start your free trial".

>>27290107
"Everyone here" is currently 99% r*edit days and tourists, the safe bet is doing the opposite of this populations concensus

>>27290206
>>27289959
>>27289505
>announcement at 5pm
>delayed an hour
>post text on background with no numbers or graph
>guys are algo will finish things up on monday!
seems like someone got a phone call right before they posted their report

>>27290198

>>27290144
which ticker retard

It snowed today where I live! I love snow I just wish I lived somewhere more secluded.

>>27290372
You should be able to change that in your settings.
However, I use yahoo finance usually.

>>27290154
THIS IS THE TOP

The other answer is don't fucking buy anything tomorrow, the market's going into total meltdown for the next few weeks. When it hits bottom you buy in and ride the recovery over 2 years.

>people trying to turn this into a social movement
Dude, take the fucking money. Don't let your emotions burn your wallet.

>>27290154
Throw 2k in the trash and leave the other 2k in the bank. It just saves a few steps this way.

>tfw my silver expo stock mooned hard today

wouldnt be surprised if it happens in the US markets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi5RLWK7GLI

Roarings 20's Golden Bull Run theme. Get ready for the moon mission this week.

>>27290198
Getting ready to jump on tqqq LEAPS

Do you guys think euro market will be stable tomorrow? Maybe I'll get rid of some stocks before burger markets open and see what happens.

>>27290403
I'm buying SQQQ and not selling anything.

>>27290143
>Hopefully I don't regret my decision
Spoilers, you will.

>>27289505
There is literally no possible way an algorithm would take more than a fraction of a second to calculate something as trivial as the number of shares shorted when the number of shares and transactions are in the millions/billions. This makes no sense at all.

Time to put on warface bros, this is going to be rocky ride from now on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0Ie2-OPn-8

who the fuck shorts silver during a Biden administration inflation run?

>let's print to infinity and beyond and grab guns
>no way will the scare everyone into buying a gorrillion tons of physical silver

who pays these people? did they go to stupid person College?

>sold GME at the top
>buying stocks hedgies were forced to liquidate at a discount
>gonna buy the GME bottom and do it all again
Hedgies haven't learned. They actually still think Gamestop is worth less than $1B. They'll short it again on the downslope, and they'll get caught in the same trap if they don't cover at $60.

I've been running /pmg/ threads, someone bring me up to speed with the markets. Futures down? How bad we looking? Bullrun over?
Is this Bidens "Build back better" economy?

>>27290065
I do have a small dick unfortunately, it's hereditary
Would a managed portfolio be able to outperform this? It might not be a fair comparison since I'm not putting my money 100% into stocks

>>27290363
Excellent, it’s call time now, so wakey wakey stakey stakey

>>27290440
Tried looking but there doesn't seem to be an option for it, maybe I'm just not looking hard enough.

We've had our fun guys, just sell GME before we crash the entire economy. This is getting scary.

>>27290412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi5RLWK7GLI

The fabled Golden Bull Run begins tomorrow.

>>27290589
I’m trying to get out near 400

>>27290198
Smart money is getting out while retards think it's time to get in, you retard.

>>27289768
Based fucking dragon. Would hang out, drink mead and shit talk globohomo with.

what will PLTR do tomorrow

>>27290528
This.

>>27290589
Don't listen to this shill, hold GME forever.

>>27290581
Markets are red because of Gamestop, unironically. Once the GME squeeze blows over (and assuming hedgies aren't dumb enough to do the same thing twice) we'll be back to "normal".

>>27290581
WE ARE GONNA DIIIIEEE AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>>27290340
If it makes you feel any better, you would have been waiting for a market crash that isn't coming. That being said, the gains would have been nice regardless.

>>27290589

Nobody cares about the faggot economy. When SHTF I have my freeze dried food and a stout stick for beating off waves of copers.

>>27290680
Do what it always does, buffer the storm.

>>27290541
Bitch GME is going to 5k minimum

>>27290107
Yes. This is board full of larping NEETs that peddle in Jewish conspiracies and thinks seeing a black kid at the store means their (((heritage))) is dying and the NWO is trying to replace the. You should take everything you hear here with a cup of salt.

>>27290589
Hi Melvin

>>27290164
Advisory fees and expense ratios aren't the same thing. Advisory fees are typically for financial guidance and recommendations, management fees and expense ratios have to do with the cost of running the fund and any operational overhead (the cost of running servers, etc). Every fund on the market comes with fees, otherwise the groups offering those funds won't make a profit.

>>27290540
Wall Street is as stupid as Main Street.

>>27289666
Alright satan I'm selling everything

I'm eating shit this morning ASX bros fucking burger markets ruining everything

>>27290389
>>27290107
Redditors are hodling you gay faggot, they're the idiots yoloing in another 1000 into SLV and GME while the market is shitting itself.

>>27289309

>>27290589
Shut the fuck up we want a crash Melvin

>>27290296
>>27290519
Ok what about 10k in AMC

>CLII
Did i just buy some pajeet spac bags?

Lol, DIS would have to tank to under 108 before I'd buy more of it. I'd fuck up my avg otherwise. The march sale event was an epic once in a generation time to strike. Was like crack man, cheapies everywhere ripe for the taking!

Another green-red monday? NICE

>>27290659
ngmi

December 1. 2021.

The stock market has utterly collapsed. Every position they is not GME, AMC, SPCE, or NOK has had their value sucked dry. These four stocks hold the entire market's wealth within them. Retailers refuse to sell and hedge funds refuse to buy. The federal reserve has been printing money directly into Melvin Capital's bank account and doesn't plan to stop any time soon. As you finally grow weary, in need of your money to pay rent as Biden's final rent freeze order is nearing its end, you hear a small rumble. Your table begins to shake, your monitor vibrates at first very silently before gradually increasing in intensity. Suddenly, your windows shatter and your room is devoid of all sound. Before you can realize what happened, a booming voice reverberates into your room; the source of this mayhem finally making itself known as the delayed soundwaves make their way to your ears:

>"YOU PUSH IT!"

>>27290739
The crash is happening now.

>>27290718
The SLV squeeze is happening concurrently to the GME squeeze, are you fucking blind?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>27289768
that dragon sounds reasonable to me

>tfw still holding 91 GME going into tomorrow
>was worried and almost sold everything friday night
i am so smart

>>27290741
>a stout stick for beating off waves of copers.
holy shit kek

>>27290772
nigger nigger nigger nigger kike faggot

>>27290760
This is retard reddit FOMO. You weren't holding a single share before January.

>>27290589
>crash the entire economy.

>>27290659
No shit lol imagine not selling next week. Do people just not pull out cause jew taxes?

>>27290125
>he bought

>>27290834
Puts on dis? That might be a way to make 4k into 12k?

>>27289505
Translation: S3 was long GME and cashed out friday.

>>27289724

exactly. Stock market performance is now political. Heaven and earth will be moved to make sure stonk go up.

>>27290921
hey, one GME is going to go for round 30k so you will still make it bro.

So fucking excited for my calls to print boyos

>>27290791

ok what now? are we going to have banks defaulting? what's the score?

>>27290772
The USA was 90% white in 1960 and is 70% white now, you can't meme your way out of cold hard statistics and frankly you aren't brave for repeating the same good goy opinions the media feeds you without any introspection.

>>27290879
You're an actual retard. Reddit is going all in, this is clearly the fucking top.

>>27289173
THEY WILL NOT SUCCEED

>>27290107
This week is going to be bad, but I doubt we are crashing.

>>27290898
The silver squeeze is a bot driven astroturfing campaign.

Can anyone recommend me some guides for diversifying a portfolio? I use an online broker mostly for ETFs and long term investments, except now they're just shitting themselves because the market is ass. Want to start investing in crypto also, where do I start.

>>27290831
dude word of advice, there are a lot of good SPACs out there, just go with an easy mainstream SPAC run by a big name, don't fuck around with the obscure shit

>>27290935
Yes and I’m more successful than you’ll ever be fren

>>27290996
Stop trying to dump bags on people

>>27289173
Is buying put index certificates on SnP 500 for yuropoors retarded? I heard certificates from banks are designed to rip you off but it's so easy money to bet on falling prices due to the GME squeeze

>>27289692
Small caps are even more extended than nasdump

12k in on Friday KEK

LET THE KVETCHING BEGIN YOU FUCKS

>>27291038
No, we might have a -10% day once.

>>27290584
Probably, but it's dependent on you and your ability. Of course there is the possibility that you end up losing money but you're probably pretty young with at least some form of income so you would likely benefit from taking on greater risk as this stage and you can save boomer investing until you're older.

>>27290886
2022 me would love to be a humble sentry for the $15 Trillion GameStop empire citadels, which were previously known as “malls”.

Is it too late to get in on PSLV tomorrow? Most of my money is just cash for a down payment next month or so but wanted to diversify a bit. I’ll go to PMG to ask about actual silver unless someone has good advice for that alongside PSLV (I trust smg retards more than pmg retards)

>>27290954
They think stocks will go up forever when we've had like 3 corrections this year besides the 2020 crash. September was DEAD and in november when the market was recovering from the october correction every idiot was blindly repeating STONKS GO UP. People are confident it goes up forever- just like they're saying in this thread- until suddenly it goes down. And then they're quiet.

Futures absolutely obliterated
Welcome to the bear market faggots

>>27291043
Yes and that’s actually a good thing.

>>27290424
BOOBA

>>27291082
Buy disrupter mommys etf. ARK

Time for me to sell a bunch of $5 and $10 GME puts to angry hedgies

>>27291082
you should invest in a simple, conservative portfolio of KTOS, MAXR, SRAC, and TSM.

What are you oldest holdings you still currently have? Why are you keeping them?

someone explain this

>>27291136

i hope the banks and the economy survive the correction. you aren't too worried about bank failures?

Smart money is getting out while retards think it's time to get in, you retard.

>>27290154
You should give someone you trust the 4K and lock yourself in a room without internet access.

>>27291078
And yet silver is up to 30 dollars an ounce in premarkets, which is a nearly 15% gain.

>>27291082
Crypto is literally infinite miles of shit I could tell you, but Coinbase PRO (not the non-pro website because it has shitty gay fees) is a good place to start putting fiat online to convert into crypto.

>>27291203
Biz has been saying we’re entering a bear market since 2015. I’m gonna assume you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about

The amount of GME faggots seething that they're about to get dumped on is making me coooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Can you all fuck off back to WSB now?

welp
*sips canned coke in front of eager harvard mba students*

you should have taken the safe route

>>27289828
1000

>>27289398
>SPY crashing down to 150
This will not happen. Maybe it dips 5%, that's about it.

>>27291078
You know people have reached max hysteria when they start accusing each other of being bots

>>27291043
You're just as gullible as plebbit.

>>27291334
Is that supposed to prove this isn't Jews jewing Jews?
>price moved, must be organic!

>>27291322
Smart money doesn't get in and out. They use options and other plays to hedge and never realize a big gain.

>>27291336
Every single weekend they say this, without fail

Someone tell me in basic terms.

Is there a crash coming?

>>27291212
Having retarded jews like you in my thread is actually a bad thing.

Anyone spreading FUD should kill themselves this instant. Your analysis is worth less than dog shit.

>>27291360
REEEEEE I DON'T WANT TO BE PART OF SOME FUTURE TRUST FUND BABBY'S UNIVERSITY LECTURE

>>27291260
How much are you selling them for? I have $10 and $20 puts, I don't know whether price them at $5.00 or $10.00 per contract for Monday morning.

>>27291313
We aren't nearly at that level. It's the brokers you should be more worried about if trading volume doesn't relax in the next two weeks.

>>27291271
explain what retard?

>>27291491
yes

>>27291491

depends on who you ask. i think we are due for a nasty correction at the very least.

>>27291491
Define crash

We're going to correct for sure in the next few weeks, but we are going nowhere near March 2020

Silver and GME holders won I guess.

>>27291406
tbf the normal /pmg/ schizoboomers are almost indistinguishable from bots, and they've multiplied ten fold and started spamming every stock discussion board on the internet over the weekend

so either someone gave the boomers cocaine, or Citadel unleashed the roboboomers

>>27291491
maybe

>>27290589
The Kikes are pissed and will impose collective punishment on us all. They will go scorched earth

>>27291491
Minor correction and reckoning. A lot of people who think they are savvy are just going to end up losing half of their portfolio catching the falling knives of overvalued meme stocks.

>>27290819
You will probably lose money as well. Anyone buying those stocks at this level is purely gambling and you could easily be left bag holding after Wall Street and the smart money take profit as they have been doing. Just lurk for a few months and find another opportunity, there are plenty of stocks that have been posted here that have gone on to 5x and they had reasonable prices when they started being shilled.

This may be the most consequential Monday in the history of the Market...
....until next Monday

>>27291491
Likely no. At the very worst you will see SPX 3500

>>27291429
Welcome to the concept of market makers, do you really think millions of roasties and negros on twitter "sticking it" to hedge funds by yoloing in 10 dollars to GME stock is what's moving it, or is it because some billionaire behind the scenes is tanking his rivals while using this fake movement as a cover?

Welcome to the Fourth World War, faggot.

FOR EVERYONE LOOKING AT SILVER

From my experience silver is the most manipulated asset, even beating crypto in terms of scamming and dumping. This is obviously a coordinated effort from the markets. Silver is jumping for no reason and even /pmg/ is saying this is a huge rise.

Whatever is happening i think we're compromised.
But here's what I know. SLV is worthless and goes up in smoke. PSLV is audited and backed. It's the trustworthy one.

So if you want to invest in silver - then PSLV is the ticker to do it. But be fucking warned. This is glowing more than chernobyl

>>27289234
lmao the kikes better get taller fences so the mob doesnt eat them alive

>>27289666
Long stocks RIP

>>27291505
This. Anyone who loses money is a dumbass that doesnt know how to invest.

Simple as.

>>27291582
>March 2020

“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of light, it was the season of darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair.”

I want to go back.

>>27291582
>nowhere near March 2020
better or worse?

now THIS is epic

>>27291491
Every idiot is insisting that stonks go up forever is the new normal, so we're going to correct hard.

>>27291499
I hope you get help anon. You will always be an incel with this mindset.

>>27291542

Congress will act immediately to protect the Establishment Biden Admin. After all the bullshit they pulled to get him in office, no way will they let a broker go underwater with no liquidity. They will immediately sign some bill to transfer funds to RH or anyone with cash problems. Watch and see Congress move at light speed to protect the machine.

The sky is falling every Sunday night.

When does Asia open?

>>27291313
>you aren't too worried about bank failures?

>>27291491
Correction? Yes. Crash? No. Not soon anyway. For the correction you can expect a MAX of 20% pullback. more likely 5-10%%.

>>27291647
I don't have a response to this strawman because I never made any argument even remotely relevant to what you're arguing.

>>27289724
you are fucking retarded>>27290973
you are also fucking retarded.

>>27291735
>what is infinite money printing

>>27289692
wtf is this duck I keep seeing it everywhere today

nvda

Well more free money is in the works. Thanks to Biden. They'll do some compromising I'm sure but the 3rd check bill will be at least 1200 (or 2400 married). Just like the first one was. I'm delaying filing my 2020 taxes till April. Why potentially screw myself outta free money you know. I don't give two shits about the "debt balloon" By the time it pops (or they let it pop) hell we'll all be dead anyway so why should you care.

>>27291734
honk honk

>>27291829
THAT'S RIGHT

>>27291734
You don't need to make a profit if you have millions of retards willing to gift you funding by pumping your shares.

>>27289666
I pulled out and making money on crypto. Will get back in stocks later

>>27290301
>Uvxy
I wouldn't get too excited whatever your position is or whatever you are hoping for. Sunday night futures are usually meaningless by 9:30 Monday. This action tonight just tells me yeah, eventually the market will be this low this week is all. Reversal and green could easily happen by tomorrow. Just be cool....

The VIX will get back to 20$ soon and when it does, UVXY will find a new 52 week low.
This is the worst trade for the long term and if you didn't understand it yet, just read this:
https://seekingalpha.com/article/4397816-why-uvxy-is-bad-trade

>>27291846
It's the nigger version of "igftb,aniagw"

>>27291334
15% gain isn't that high compared to the $1000 gain. And citadel are fucking retarded trying to take on fucking JPM of all people. Are they suicidal?

>>27291632
In the last thread I posted the archived threads of the two Black Mondays of 2020 with circuit breakers. Hard to compete with lockdowns and negative oil.

>>27289234
Invest in Rope you kike son of a bitch. We know you fuckers are pushing "Buy Silver to crash the Market Goy" in order to shake us out of the stock market and bail out your hedge funds. You see your typical trick and we're not fucking selling. I'm gonna drop at least a fucking grand into one of your shorts know full well it will destroy this failed economy
>>27289885
Your either a kike shill or a poor fool who doesn't understand how money works. HODL all short stock AND buy silver to protect your wealth. I REPEAT, DO NOT, FUCKING, SELL.
If you sell the shorts and buy silver, you will be directly financing the bailout of the parasitic foreskin thieves.
>>27290081
>REMINDER CITADEL SECURITIES IS LONG SLV
Thisguygetsit.jpeg

>>27290831
o did you even look into it retard?

>>27291718
Depends if you're a bear or a bull.

I'm a secular bull, I think it won't come close to dipping to those levels.

>>27291838

>printing forever doesn't result in a great depression or outright crash at some point.

>>27291406
well you know someone is either tryhard larping or being paid to post when they're saying things like "be me im smart dont be like my cousin who will baghold sell now!!!!!!" and "we care about reddit tourists can't you see that we care and are trying to help them!!!!"

>>27291846
it's the Black Duck, it's like a black swan but unlike a true black swan the Black Duck can be predicted, but only by autistic people

>>27291898
Of course not, why would anyone expect return on their investment in clown market. Purpose of stock market changed completely from its original concept.

>>27291750
Welcome to 4chan, kike. Where the goyim know and we can smell you a mile away.

Imagine holding stocks right now

-0.50 to -0.75 in a second
RIP

>>27290314
It's gonna pump march

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

Richard Kerris, an industry general manager for media and entertainment at Nvidia, said he’s seen an uptick in use of Omniverse, Nvidia’s cloud platform designed to support design workflows and real-time coordination. Omniverse, which Nvidia announced during its GTC 2020 keynote event, launched in open beta in October after a yearlong early access program in which Ericsson, Foster + Partners, ILM, and over 40 other companies evaluated the platform and provided feedback to the Nvidia engineering team.

“We’ve seen architectural [and] manufacturing companies … make real initial progress with this platform. What they’ve been able to do is have a higher degree of simulation and a quicker degree of turnaround of ideas, no matter where they are,” Kerris said. “We’re seeing some really innovative use cases, like car companies that are using this to visualize their car but tie the backend of the platform to their database for all the materials and components so they can, on the fly, configure a car and see what it’s going to be like in a photorealistic view.”

https://developer.nvidia.com/nvidia-omniverse-platform

also anyone in SPACS right now dont expect them to do well when hedge funds are getting buttfucked and the market is red.

>>27289173
You're not a nice person, bobo

>>27289173

AMC@$100 GME@$1000
WWAAAAGGGH!

>>27291734
You just don't have a high enough IQ to understand Tesla and Elon's genius.

>>27290424
https://vocaroo.com/1eIdFBMGDkuW

>>27292017
Imagine not taking advantage of this.

>>27291917
Maybe the jews just decided that the time was ripe for a civil war between jews.

>>27290447
Unless there is a circuit breaker, I wouldn't call it a meltdown.

>>27291336
When I say bear market I means 1 week of crabing

>>27291652
I am one step ahead and I will instead invest on the niggas actually mining and making new silver to cover the kike scams of fake silver,.

Green by morning for sure.
Got a bit nervous there.

>>27291734
short tesla then faggot

why isnt tokyo trading

>>27289253
I think they will continue to exit their riskiest positions and blame and blame white supremacy.
Look at Friday losses, totally disproportionate to the losses that have been reported.

I think we will have a more controlled recession rather than a bubble burst because the kikes have someone else to blame it on.

>>27292081
You would have to be a complete fucking moron to take on JPM. I refuse to believe they are that stupid.

>>27290584
why bother with so many bonds with only like $25k

Anyone still playing CRSR? What the fuck was up with that 20% spike? Feel like I should buy this dip before earnings, unless that spike was because of earnings. I don't know anymore.

>>27292164
>blame white supremacy

go back to where you came from basedno

>>27289234
You've just convinced me to join the PSLVirgins ASAP tomorrow

>>27292134
hell no, see >>27291888
tesla will fall, but only god knows when

>>27292017
I only hold memes that aren't part of any indexes so when the whole boomer market is red I don't get dragged down with it.

SELL FUCKING EVERYTHING HOLY SHIT CORCUIT BREAKER BY MARKET OPEN AAAAAAA

JANNIES DELETE CMG NNOOOOOOOOOOO

>>27289600
based based based

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>27292017
imagine not holding stocks when federal funds rate is virtually zero and fed is printing money like crazy

>>27289253
Green sometime soon. Listen to Mannarino - watch the debt market. I'm buying SOXL at open.

>>27292161
Japan strain of the virus hit. 70% lethality so they had to shut all that shit down.

You hadn't heard? Even scratched the Olympics.

>>27290150
>miners stocks usually go up 10x, so might be good idea to put money in few.
Which ones?

>>27292161
yeah thought it was just me idk whats going on

>>27292273
Why the fuck have you people not sold last week? I’ve been doing this for 3 months and even I did

>trying to short squeeze silver when JPM owns half the physical supply

>>27292435
Based SOXL buyer

anons I hold 80/20 PLTR/BB

what if I just walk away for a year

>>27291821
Should I just hold then? Half of my holdings are in VOO.

>>27290589

>>27292401
26 CFR § 1.1092(c)-4 - Definitions.

Qualified covered calls for tax optimization

>>27292104
any tickers?

>>27292161
they already sold everything to buy GME

>>27292479
Silver and gold, small caps will move faster. Not giving away any tickers until Monday evening. I won't let you plebs buy my shares before I do kek.

>>27289253
probably, but I don't think (((they))) want it to be, biden smells like he wants political capital to pass some market regulations to fuck retail investors out.

>>27290906
Imagine putting your millions into one of the best hedge funds in the world and they lose over half of it in ONE MONTH to a bunch of retards.

>All this going on.
>I have 2 shares of GME I'm holding just to see what happens.
>Quietly buying up NOK for the long hold.

>>27291491
A little crabbening to cool down after 2020

Absolute retard-tier question, but do shorts have a guaranteed date of return when you borrow them? If you can buy the dip to return your borrowed share whenever you want, why wouldn't big-money just hold onto their shorts until the retarded leddit mob loses interest?

>>27292199
The spike was quickly wiped by everyone dumping their bags

>>27292111
Yeah but ahhhhh posting is fun

>>27289850
He really isn’t. I’m a fan because I grew up on dilbert and I find his knowledge-practice gap on persuasion interesting.

That said, he is 100% a globalist and desires a totalitarian technocracy. He is the class of person who tricks people into being communists to achieve his goals, which he doesn’t even believe to be his own. This come through pretty frequently if you understand persuasion and the several levels he uses in his show, each obfuscating the others.

Bottom line is you should never trust someone who believes there is no free will, especially if they happen to be tremendously successful.

>>27290972
>>27289663
Why would hedge funds wait more than a week to cover their positions?

>>27290655
>I’m trying to get out near 400
Dumb.

I'll take your shares at $400. The momentum worldwide is enormous for this to go to 4 figures. What will happen is that the stock raises by $100-$200 a day every day next week until it hits $1000 per share, after which it dips back to $600 before the gamma squeeze to $5000 per share.

>>27292714
that's their current plan but they have to pay interest so they're bleeding something awful for as long as this goes on

>>27289505
>30 million short covering
>they only traded 80k shares the entire drop.

Right.

>>27290540
People that see silver has struggled to gain for nearly six months and is high 50% over 10 months?

>>27292730
where can i research persuasion?

>>27292714
You have to pay interest.

>>27292604
You're a nigger aren't you?

>>27292671
What happens if their clients decide they want to pull their money from the fund? My Dad is invested in one (unrelated to any of this) and said things get ugly when lots of clients all decide they don't like the fund very much at the same time.

>RTX
>LMT
Sell, Hold, or Buy?

>>27292004
You have to be 18 to post here

>>27291491
I think the crash is still farther off maybe 2 years max but it IS coming. just look at how many new investors just came in. then think of how many bought amc or gme at the top got scared and sold for a loss

>>27292889
Join the future. KTOS

>>27289234
i dont care

>>27292646
At the end of the day no administration wants the boomer's 401ks to go flat.
You can thank boomers for the stock market never failing and only going up.

>>27292869
Nope, I simply didn't spend months of my life silver miners so that you can get it for free. Wait till I buy more shares first for stuff in my portfolio and then I'll share.

>>27292541
You should come back to rather fat gains in that case.

>>27292541
PLTR $50 BB $35 EOY

BB will fly as EV keeps getting popular

>>27292427
This, dxy dipping is bullish for stocks

>>27290589
Ork boyz hold! Orkz always green! Ork WAAGGH has too much momentum! ORKS HOLD AND SQUEEZE THE ELDAR_HEGIES!

WAAAAAAAGGH!!!

>>27292905
This happens all the time. Do not try and use pre-2010 methods to determine patterns. Smart phones are a thing, there will likely be a continuous influx of new people into the market from now on and we can just take their money.

>>27292905
You shouldn't even think about a crash. Just accept that they happen and plan to hold/survive through it and reach the other side.

Avoiding a crash is luck and trying to hard to avoid one just results in sub-optimal long term gains. It will happen, it will hurt, and then it will end.

>>27290898
>The SLV squeeze is happening concurrently to the GME squeeze, are you fucking blind?

Wrong.

The SVL "squeeze" is a myth designed by the Hedgies to draw funds out of GME to keep them from bankruptcy because they unironically believe "muh white supremacists" caused the GME squeeze, so they appeal to your sensibilities knowing you will bite at a silver lure with a hook in it like the retards you all are.

BUY GME.

HOLD GME, DIAMOND HANDS.

And you will see sparks fly,

whats the best online trading platform for stonks frens?

If you plan on holding GME tomorrow please consider posting traps. Not financial advise. I just like shaved benis.

>>27293072
For you, noob.

new
>>27293144
>>27293144
>>27293144

>>27292604
Fuck you

>>27291491
Yes. But nobody knows when.

>>27293130
My favorite is pthc, first result on google.

>>27293214
Those are old / already grown too much / some of them turned out to be scam. Good luck though

>>27290898
>short squeeze
I'm so tired of this meme. Every shitty asset holder is now shilling that their own shitty personal asset is the next "squeeze".
People short assets because they know the asset is shit, and it is going down in value. If you run around putting money into shitty assets, hoping to create the next big "short squeeze", you are taking a big risk, because you are basically investing in a shitty asset that really should be going down in value. This is a massive troll on retards. This meme is a huge mind virus, and its encouraging bag holding. Its like that parasite that makes worms climb to the top of a leaf, so that birds will eat it. These short squeeze zombies are basically looking for shitty bags to hold. They just go from shitty bag, to shitty bag, and try to infect others into buying up more shitty bags. It is hyper ponzi mania. It is completely unsustainable and retarded. Stay away from this strategy. It will be your downfall.

>>27292788
Ok let’s do it now I got 16

>>27293006
what the fuck do BB and EV have to do with each other

>>27292850
Unironically from him, it’s his favorite topic. I’m sure you can find lots of reading materials on his websites.

>>27291082
Long China, ignore what biz says

>>27293130
4chan gold

>>27293078
I made good money on the last silver bull run. Silver is about to break resistance and then it will go to 50$. I don't give a fuck about anything else.

>>27291614
Just about everything shilled on the old penny stock general mooned eventually

>>27293283
lol retarded sour grapes faggot.

>>27292730
cool story kike

>>27291043
>Reddit is going all in, this is clearly the fucking top.
Mutually exclusive.

Everyone is going all in next week.

Therefore it's not the top.

>>27290301
Ok- what is this trade based on?

Bought the Friday TQQQ dip. Did you?