/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>27276108

Yep. The mother of all pumps is incoming guys.

>>27276108
EXCEEDING ALL EXPECTATIONS.

Yeap we are going to the moon boys

reminder to all shibabros
do NOT overlook leash, shiba's other half

https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x874376be8231dad99aabf9ef0767b3cc054c60ee

the more shiba pumps, the more leash will but leash has insane potential.

>>27276300
Checked and based. It just pumped more, WAGMI brothers.

>>27276108
is this going to be the biggest rugpull in history?

AHHHHHHHHHHH I BOUGHT IT AS A JOKE. IM GONNA FUCKING MAKE IT

>>27277193
Been proven not a rugpull, shut up ranjesh

>>27276108

This fuckin coin man. What a ride.

Is this the coin that will make all of /biz/ multimillionaires? It's too good to be true.

>>27277877
im a chainlink maximalist sir

>>27276108

sitting on 65 bil will i make it anons??

How do I enable international transactions in binance?

>>27279106
Surely. How much did you bought it at?
>>27278204
Those who bought earlier (2-3 days ago) yes. For the rest, how does a couple hundred grands sound ?

SHIIIIBAAAA

POMP EET

STOP PUMPING

I'M WAITING FOR MY ACCOUNT TO VERIFY

>>27280876
Which account? You don't need to verify accounts for this coin.

>>27281049
I think he means coinbase to buy eth

>>27281601
This but binance. Fuck Kikebase.

>>27279959
I fucking bought 183 days ago and sold 180 days ago AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LOST SO MUCH MONEEYYYY

guys what’s the market cap of this? i’m guessing it can’t hit a cent?

>>27277694
>mfw I turned $50 into $10,000+
un fucking real

this is biz's chance to one up wsb and get giga rich

>>27282154
its the first time biz has worked together to pump a coin rather than have pajeets organize against everyone

MY BINANCE VERIFICATION IS TAKING TOO LOOOOONG

I'm gonna kill myself if I miss this one.

this is going to the fucking moon omg

And still, nobody screen caped their portfolio.

Its a scam and I called it.

>$55 is now
>$334
HOLY FUCK ITS HAPPENING! I SHILLED LAST NIGHT SO MUCH

57 ETH BUY WHAT THE FUCK

>>27277193
No, Vitalik owns the lp tokens.

>>27282539
Depends on when you got in, my $45 (not counting gas) is now 1100. Holy shit keep it pumping. Im a shiblet with onlu 17bil but hot damn

>>27276108
SAGE SCAM SAGE SCAM SAGE SCAM

You will lose money on gas fees, then when you try to panic sell as the devs dump it, your transaction will take too long cuz uniswap and you'll end up selling the bottom for a $50 fee.

>>27282512
Pajeets looking at doge and hoping all the people who got dumped at 0.08 dollars will buy their PnD coin. This is how Indians can afford new iPhones to record their stupid fucking tiktoks on.

How big are the whales, I need to know what size transactions to watch for the rug

I CAN'T AFFORD THE GAS TO CASH OUT GUESS I'M A FUCKING BAGHOLDER LELELEL

HODL

>>27282777
>t. fell for a rugpull and now assumes every low cap moonshot is a rug pull

>>27282904
buy eth from wyre on metamask and transfer

Made more in 2 days with Shiba than I have all year in the stock market
Maybe that says something about my stock trading ability but fuck it feels good

86 eth BUY WHAT IS GOING ON

oh my sweet jesus

>>27282512

Up 450x now, lmao. Holy fuck.

Where the fuck do I buy this shit? Every time I look up SHIB on Binance I get fucking SUSHI.

WAKE ME UP

OH MY FUCKING GOD IT'S
S T I L L
GOING UP
HOLY SHIT

Two days ago, I had 0.
Claimed my UNI airdrop for 7000 or so.
Now I have 47 thousand dollars and counting.
Thank you, anons.

>>27276108
I bought like 30 minutes ago and I think it doubled what the hell is going on bros

God damn i wish i put in 450ninstead of 45. Id have been in the 5 figure club... how long will this keep going, can i still make it?

>>27283114
Newfag lmao
transfer from binance to metamask
Use metamask wallet on uniswap
buy SHIB

Guys this a joke right? A fucking monkey can do this and get money

70 mio volume omfg

>>27283218
holy fuck bro. please dont dump this shit on me

>>27283218
I stumbled across my UNI airdrop a couple weeks ago too, damn that was a good coom

>>27282512

>>27283114
uniswap

>>27283218
About same here bro. I literally couldn't remember my old Meta Mask address or seed phrase, I finally fucking found it and claimed 400 UNI, and now thanks to Shiba my Crypto portfolio has gone from 18k to like 60k

>>27283114
>>27283307
See >>27281049

>threw in 3K
i can now trade in my SHIBA for a FULL fucking bitcoin if i wanted to...which i fucking dont. ill buy 1 bitcoin when i can afford 5.

>>27283333
I'll only start considering once I hit 200k.
Not fucking leaving.

IT'S CRASHING

STOP DUMPING

We're all going to make it bro. 36Bil on a whim last night. Thank you shills

Is it safe to take a nap guys? Will i get fucked while i sleep? I really dont want to wake up amd find out i missed my stop

buy the dip fags

>>27283654
Sell now, it's dropping already.

Does this thing even have a white paper?
I can't imagine anybody taking something seriously when it's a clearly desperate attempt to cash in on a meme from two days ago.

Don't get me wrong, I respect the gains you guys have made, but where will this thing be in a months time?

>>27283714
People will buy the dip

uhm, I can't seem to buy this stuff, it won't swap

>>27283880
It's fake

>>27283714
Fuckbi didnt have enough eth for gas... guess im gonna be left with my bag. God damnit.

>>27283654
>>27283979
jesus you are the biggest paperhanded baby faggot of all time, every other dip has been bought, just hodl

lol

>>27284135
lol

I'm holding my 1bil shiba, I accept my loss.

I only put $50 bucks in and didn't have enough gas to cash out my $500. Oh well, it was funny.

I´m too late for this shit or to invest?

>>27284540
huge dip rn
buy buy buy

>>27284540
https://chartex.pro/?symbol=UNISWAP%3ASHIB&interval=1&theme=Dark
take a good look and tell me bud.

>>27283492
Jesus man. I hope you sold.

>>27284540
buy now buy now buy now its dipping

Well there goes 40 grand lol

the gas fee is ridiculious

>>27284640
dip? for buy moar?

>/biz this desperate to be like WSB

thats a YIKES

fucking weakhands :D reddit normies are still clueless about this coin, will skyrocket soon

damn, you guys didnt even wait for it to get normalized, it was just gaining traction for normies lol

>it's fucking dumpiing
Kek, good thing I only put in 30 bucks.

>>27284708
If by 'dip' you mean death plummet and by 'buy moar' you mean waste money on eternal bags, then yes.
No one will look at this graph and buy. Anyone who is saying otherwise atm wants to offload bags onto you.

time to buy bigger bags for tomorrow

kek. So THIS is what a rugpull looks like. Thanks, jeets. You can have my $70 buckaroos. The lesson was well worth the price.

>>27284920
normies dont look at graphs

>>27284883
Whales had a price in mind and I imagine it just hit it. Was an interesting show for the weekend. See you on the next shitcoin. I hope the next one goes back to being food related, I don't like animals.

Well i still made a couple hundred i guess. Learned a lot about crypto and how important it is to have fucking gas money on hand. Seriously fuck eth, that gas shit cost me about $800 in gains

>>27285041
I'm sorry bud, hope you didnt lose too much.

>>27285041
yes they do. they'll see all the red and go to asylums due to their PTSD from doge

>>27285221
>>27285117
>>27285041
GOING BACK UP FUCKTARDS, WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT>>27284965

holy shit what a fucking candle

buy the fucking dip

still made a couple grand Im happy

Bought 10B on the dip, let's fucking GOOOOOO SHIB

>>27284965
a valuable lesson was learned tonight. lucky I only spent fuck-you money

Guys the transactions keep failing on Uniswap what do I do?

>>27285400
how much did you invest?

why is the dextools graph so trash, can't I set the precision even higher?

>>27285364
You'd think a dog coin would know what a dead cat bounce is.

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>>27284640
hey thanks! I've been looking for a charting website to get down to the 1 minute on the cheapo uniswap tokens

IM BUYING THE FUCKING DIP HAHAHAHAHA

>>27285532
were you buying or selling?

>>27285546
I invested like 2k and made it to 9 and than lost 3 at the end of the dump cause I got greedy

>>27285532
put slippage at 5% and max gas fees

>>27285532
bump that slippage up 5% should do it

>>27285532
Set higher slippage/Move to an ETH thread and bitch about gas

>>27285635
No problem, just learned about it today myself!

>>27285672
>>27285690
>>27285732
ok, I was using 5% slippage, but setting max gas fee worked. Thanks /b/

im fucking ruined

>>27286008
No you aren't lol, people are already buying the dip.

Aaand were back, this is the easiest money you'll make all year, you bought the dip right

>>27286138
ITS ALREADY DIPPING AGAIN IDIOT AHAHAHA

>>27286008
Yeah dude I just lost 40k
Shit happens

GUESS IF I SELL NOW I CAN STILL AFFORD A PLOT AT THE CEMETERY
FUCK YOU ALL

>>27286211
>40k
casual loss mate huh

>>27286291
Better luck in the next magic shitcoin lottery.
P.S. Cremation is better.

How do I add my 6 Billion SHIB to my metamask? I'm a turbo brainlet

does reddit know yet

>>27276108
>we’re going to 0 cents
The absolute state of scamcoins

PUMP TO 0.00001 LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

can this reach 0.00001?

How the fuck do you guys even lose money on a golden ticket like this? You all must be larping. I put in $100, took $200 out, now I put that same $200 in and I'm at $600...

>>27286544
KNOW WHAT YO UFAGGOT????
THA THIS IS A PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT P&D?
FUCKIGN ERTARD

Just bought 50m shib. Am I gonna make it bros?

>>27286508
Not really, read my other posts.
Was virtually broke two days ago, got an UNI drop, invested into SHIB.
Made off with 15 grand instead of 60+.
Fucking stings but it is what it is.

>>27286696

>>27276108
>saw this at 5m volume while on my phone and knew this retarded meme shit would rocket in the couple of days
>bought it the next day later at 12m volume
>only bought a fraction of an ETH because I didn't feel like depositing more into my metamask
FUCK! I could have literally had a 10x. I knew this shit would take off because it's another dumb meme coin that normies would buy en masse. I should have put like 5k in this shit

>>27281601
>Tfw a previous life of benzo abuse has permanently locked you out of
keybase
I got my stonks but coins are annoying

>>27285578
Based
>>27286211
You're going to get it back. It's going to get even higher don't even worry.

What's the next cheap shitcoin pnd so I can get in early instead of the last half hour before deathdump

I have 500m of this, will I make $50k?

>>27287043
LEASH apparently

>>27287105
Yes, if you hold and spread the word

>>27287105
no, 500 maybe

>>27286637
did you sell it yet?

>>27287224
LEASH isn't actually a coin is it? I thought it was a liquidity pool linked with dogecoin or some shit?

>>27287105
Realistically not, you'd be looking at 50k with about 500 billion Shiba the next time it moons.

bought the dip and ready to rumble

How many of you guys are living in some small village in India?

I bought 3 billion, added the custom token successfully, but the wallet isn’t updating?

>>27287043
It's going back up. Don't blame me. I told you all to buy the dip.

AAAAAND WE'RE BACK

>>27287502
I'm still holding from earlier, I bought too high though.

>>27287495
same
you should be able to see it in ethplorer though

>>27287495
you fell for the scam address, good job. should've used the official one

LET'S GO NIGGERS! 3X, FUCKING HODL!

>>27282890
>I need to know what size transactions to watch for the rug
there was a massive sell off about 20 minutes ago, go look at that in the block explorer if you want.
About half of that dump has been bought back up already.

it didnt even 10x yet you niggers are saying you turned $50 into 10k

>>27287292
I took out my initial as soon as it made sense and let the rest ride, currently have 8 billion SHIB that cost me nothing. Just ride the wave.

I'm in for 23B, see you on the moon

>>27287745
People bought in when it was .000000000001 cents

>>27283218
hey i remember you.

GOING BACK UP BUY THE DIP

should i buy back in? i always fuck these pumps up

>>27276732
leash is pegged to DOGE price dumbass

>>27287998
Yes. Market cap is like 2 dollars

I'm going to dump on you faggots again in 30 minutes. Thanks for the lambo.

>>27287745
early buying obviously, i turned 35 into over 2000

>>27284965
>>27285415
you must be retarded if you think losing an hour worth of gains is a devastating crash. there are whales and they will sell, it's just a matter of how many there are and when they want to sell.
They could dry out, who the fuck knows.

>>27288118
does that make a difference when it can dump right back down? i'm questioning whether it will make another ATH. the meme hysteria in the last week make me expect this is done at this point

>buy 50 bucks of ETH
>invest 45 of it into SHIB
>already made some sort of profit
but man these gas fees can suck my cock

I have a question as a retard new to crypto overall. People are tracking the price of shit using coingecko or whatever, but is there any reason you can't just sit on uniswap with a trade set-up for all your X coin, SHIB in this case, for ETH, and just watch the relative value shift? It seems more immediate than tracking elsewhere, no?

>>27286211
wait how did you lose it?

i still can’t fucking sell this shit

>>27288434
That's what I do as well as chartex, there may be better ways of doing it though

wsb dude is talking about shib now

https://twitter.com/MSBChairman_/status/1356017568750972932

>>27288625
ah well
here we go

>>27288434
I do that all the time

I want to believe but does anybody have like proof of your investment? Not being sarcastic or anything but

>>27288625
that's MSB

>>27288625
>fake twitter
come on now, at least try to make it not so obvious

I'm dipping out. After that brutal telegramfag dump this is dying.

>>27288104
holy shit you RETARD. The rebase function doesn't actually work or isn't implemented you absolute mong. Still can farm leash with shiba tho. Did you even read the site? shibatoken dot com.

>>27288966
The what anon?

gg goys, at least I know I did the right thing this time and try to sell the top, got fucked by gas anyway. Enjoy my $100 poojeet

>>27288465
Made it and lost it, all within the pump lol
>>27289141
Telegram whales set their price at ~13,000 and all pulled out.
Coordinated dump.

uff that was hard

>>27289438
Whales have literally trillions more to dump too haha. This is just the beginning

If you're tired of being dumped on, look into MUSE.

MUSE has a product, use case and a community using the product.

It's a decentralized exchange, a game and they have investors clamouring to give them money.

>>27289673
So will there be another pump? seems like everyone is just dumping bags now

what's next?

>>27289759
fell for this scam, glad sold it into SHIB this morning and made 10x my initial

>>27289807
Maybe mini pumps on the way down but doubt it

>>27289807
Literally just pumped now. I tried to tell you, Anon. I tried.

>>27289937
I threw .05 ETH of my profit back in to see if it would move. Almost made something on the dead cat bounce, but now its back in the red after gas fees. A good bounce could net me another small profit.

>>27290076
Even the whales coordinated dump couldn't hold this bad boy back for long.

>>27289807
The fuck are you on about? The dip is getting nothing but fucking eaten hard right now kek.

Has there ever been a more successful tg pnd?

there is still some real gains to be made here

eh, hold on, it may take some time but we'll reach back

>>27290226
They're just edging your hole for the juggernaut red dildo anon

Fuck I bought Shiba and made some gains, sold it, and bought leash. Since then leash is down 50 percent and Shiba up 300

>>27290603
haha same but honestly, leash is the next play anyway so fuck it.

>>27290226
Eaten? The fuck are you talking about? I can't tell if you are in denial or are making a desperate attempt to shill but umps over. Hope you bought before the pump and aren't about to eat a huge loss

>>27290870
seethe

>>27290870
They already got eaten up you fag

What does this coin do? Their own website doesn’t even explain

>>27292268
Oh yeah definitely anon look at that huge bounce back

>>27292574
it is eth version of doge with limited supply

doesnt really have a real purpose just meme value

>>27292624
It's been 40 minutes retard. It's already half way through.

Media is just picking up on this. Don't even pretend you don't know it'll boom

>>27292740
media, what media? show me a media

2x 20eth buys right there, wonder what that means

>>27292574
It's a wealth transfer device.

guys is it over?

>>27288434
That's what I do

>>27293195
nope
hodl

>>27293195
yup

also eurofags will wake up soon in 6-7 hours

Put what you have left on LEASH! A buy of 1ETH moves it up $1 at a time! This shit flies on nearly no pressure!

>>27293195
probably, but it could maybe get some traction and have a meme bounce tomorrow. Doge is still hangin around.

Just let the newfags learn their lesson with babby's first PnD scam. This board has a ton of new posters from GME and DOGE

>>27293404
One more pump tomorrow I'm sure, a lot of newfags have only just figured out metamask

this will still skyrocket when normies find it

good night

we're up 40% in the last 15 minutes. just hold like everyone is saying and chill. there is nothing guaranteed with this, don't be stupid.

>>27293709
Its over frien, hope you didnt lose too much :)

>>27293709
Look at twitter, loads of norms talking about it, trending soon

Holy shit can't believe we hit 8 today. I swear if this shit makes me a millionaire I'm getting a SHIB tattoo.

>>27293964
I saw.
Its all bots or people who just got scammed so they are shilling it thinking they will make their money back.

>>27293664
>t. reddit fag trying to fit in
go back

It’s a total scam with bots running chat rooms and making Twitter feeds. I made enough to pull out my initial investment and let the rest ride.

Get your money and get out ASAP!!

>>27294539
cope and seethe

>>27276108
Someone wanna tell me what the fuck that 0.00000008 pump was? I was at my parents and couldn't sell any lmao

for that matter why the fuck does uniswap & metamask not work together on android?

>>27294539
seethe cope dilate have sex

>>27294737
Was having some real trouble earlier on my phone between uniswap and metamask as well man. Your best bet is use your computer.

HALF THE NORMIES CANT EVEN FIGURE OUT HOW TO BUY IN YET

>>27294866
believe me, I would've used my computer if I weren't at my parents place playing scrabble when it pumped like that hahaha

i'm still in the green but was literally 25x my entry at that point

Shibabros remember to get into the Shiba sister project, Leash, before it's too late.

https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x874376be8231dad99aabf9ef0767b3cc054c60ee

this is like getting into shiba yesterday.

>>27295129
which is why it's the perfect time. just tell them to use coinbase instead and it takes a few days to get verified

>>27294539
Have sex, I had a stack from last year and already 50x

>>27294737
Yes. I got screwed that same way. Learning experience for sure

>>27276108
How can I buy Shiba? I have some shekels to gamble on.

Get here lads, this is the second rocket today
https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x874376be8231dad99aabf9ef0767b3cc054c60ee

>>27295129
it's so easy to buy in you retard
https://i.imgur.com/lKwN1Ex.jpg

>>27295478
>- Install Metamask & Create Wallet and send ETH to said wallet
>- Launch Uniswap app.
>- Paste Contract code from Coingecko above
>RECOMMENDED: Set slippage to 5% because it is too volatile. Orders might fail if you set it lower.

>>27281049
>>27295478

>>27295213
Did you win? Or are your parents both champions?

I want to hold your bags anons, but getting anything working other than robinhood has been a pain in the ass.

What is the go to app I should get for crypto?

>>27276108
Normies dont know what shibe coin is

DOGE is in the public mind

>>27296036
Nah I won, beat my dad solo twice earlier today & smashed em both after dinner lel

>>27296393
Classic big brain SHIB holder.

>>27296307
That's honestly why this is so good, this is basically buying doge 7 years ago. After buying shib you got 2 options, sell for a small profit after it goes up a little, or you can hold shib and shill it for the next 7 years and then congratulations you'll be a millionaire.

>>27296441
WAGMI anon

>>27297090
I sure hope so.

slowly going up again

>>27276108
i just lost 42.4k
i am financially ruined

>>27298923
HE SOLD???
NGMI

>>27298228
nah

I sold 50B towards the bottom of the crash (after a 5x)
I still have 350B but im feeling fucking depressed now missing that 50B. This shits going to the fucking moon. How the fuck do I cope?

MUSE is the best bet
We know we have the best NFT DEX on the market.

WE DON'T SELL

>>27299265
>Upset about a 5x gain

>>27300341
I see way more potential though is the thing

Is this going to shit the bed over night? I am about to go to sleep and have 60 billion coins in right now.

Now that we dumped its time to move to Sh1b

Can I just use atomic wallet or is trash?

>>27276108
Liquidity isn't even locked u faggots enjoy the rug pull

>>27300919
Vitalik wouldn’t do that to us

where do i exchange bitcoin for shiba?

>>27300707
wrong. LEASH is the play. Shiba's sister token.

>>27301355
swap your btc for eth at an exchange then swap eth for shib on uniswap

>>27301540
This isn't even on uniswap

It's fucking dumping again STOP SELLING RETARDS REEEEEEE

>>27276108
The year is 2025.

I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by sucking my cock. I gave .001 shib to each of the women as a tip. Three women helped me into the shower, all while caressing me and drooling at my shib wallet. They also came instantly after seeing my balance.

I left my 50 acre mansion and got in my gold-plated 2030 Lamborghini Murcielago (custom made for me after the dealer saw my Leash) and another one of my bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without me having penetrated her. She hopped on me and started riding my dick while I squeezed her tits and drove with my knees. In a whim, I arrived at the gym. I threw the bitch off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back. When I got out the car, I flexed. My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my Gucci shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy, which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when my cock came within five inches of her pussy, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after seeing my btc wallet. I came, and transferred .00000000001 LEASH to each of the women.

After benching seven hundred kilograms, I squatted four hundred kilograms. I started doing my 100 laps, but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels. They orgasmed after hearing my voice. My bitch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. She sucked me off as I took the drive back home. I left her in the car, transferred .000001 Sheb to her, opened the diamond-encrusted knob and went inside.

>>27303960

>>27302979
Will pump back higher. Nocoiners are going to invest in rope business soon

>>27305725
pinky promise?

>>27303960
How did you already get a 2030 Lambo in 2025!? I call bullshit!

>>27282417
But it's not on Binance?